Yesterday at work totally sucked. There is a new COO (which that job should have been mine, but oh well, because that is the job function I do). The new COO is the CEO's son-in-law. So yeah...now I get to placate two male egos instead of one.....Yesterday the CEO was a very insensitive sexist demeaning ass did you know that strong, articulate, professional women are PMSing when they voice their opinion in staff meeting, yes the CEO said the accountant and I were PMSing AND if the new COO wanted any peace he should agree with us....so zaipixie helped me come up with a way to vent my frustrations....

There is a condom war going on over on EYEJAY between Brian and Justin in Qaf_drabbles....so Pixie suggested demanded I write something because Brian NEEDS condoms... FUCK....the subject was rimming and everyone knows I can't write Brian and Justin porn...it reads like bad stereo instructions for the Kama Sutra, no not kidding. So this is what I wrote. And this is what my darling zaipixie said Put your asshole boss up for inspiration for it. If he only knew he inspired you to write lesbian porn during office hours!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLOL

Title: Begging, in two parts
Author: firehead30
Warnings/Author's Notes: Be gentle, I have never drabbled before. Blame zaipixie .
Pairing Mel/Linds
And the condom goes to: two condoms to Brian.
Betas: zaipixie for hand holding and vlredreign for telling lying to me I didn't suck.

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