Dear Lev Ac Rosen,

I have to admit, I was rather taken aback when I realized that yours was the first book I have ever read that supported a pro-plagiarism stance. Not one that said fanfic was cool or offered their books free of charge online -- Cory Doctrow does that and it rocks -- but to depict Character A stealing Character B's work, editing and adding to it, presenting it as their own work, and then telling Character B that they should be thankful for the professional proofreading services when Character B takes issue with the situation.

That, and the fact that you are somehow both pro-gay and anti-lesbian in the same book makes me want to punch you in the face just a little.