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Felis
January 2026
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William stared at him for a long time and then his face broke out in the most wonderful smile. “I’m completely insane, aren’t I?” He laughed and shook his head in amusement. “Dru would be so happy.”
“Dru? Is that your girlfriend?”
William closed his eyes. “Hair as black as raven wings. Lips of blood, whitest skin. Moon and stars in her eyes. Heaven rests between her thighs.” He shivered.
“I guess so.” The Captain chuckled. “Sounds like quite a girl.
Spike and the Captain in Deep Six
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Bookshelf Porn

If there is one thing I love more than books it's clever and beautiful libraries/bookshelves. So this is exactly what it promises:


Bookshelf Porn!


Guh, so many pretties!

My grandfather built their house around his extensive library. If I had the kind of money he had, or just any money really, that's what I would do. *wishful sigh*

 
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I had possibly the weirdest dream I've ever had last night. I dreamt I was posting a timestamp for Doors and it had a piece of music embedded. But instead of coding I accidentally just added it to the mix. The mix which suddenly was a batch for chocolate cake. And the song was the kind of cocoa you use for instant hot chocolate. And then I suddenly remembered that damn, it was supposed to be a code using a link to the site where the song was hosted. In panic I tasted the batch and thankfully it still tasted fine. So I then did the coding thing online and voilá, the cake was ready for posting. O.O

What does that even mean!?! I really have no idea. Except maybe that I've been deprived of chocolate too long. My head is weird!

Another WTF moment. Went to the library today to confess we had lost a book we borrowed over a year ago. Only to find out someone had already turned it in July 3rd last year. We weren't even in the country then! O.O

It was a Teenage Ninja Turtles book the boy had got and my only guess is he left it somewhere and someone found it and returned it. Still, weird. Damn, if I'd known I hadn't been staying away from the library so long, knowing we couldn't borrow anything until we returned it. I'd searched everywhere and was so sure it had to be in the apartment and the only reason I gave up now and went to pay for it was because we wanted to borrow books for our trip. Anyway, we got a lot of books. I pretty much raided the library for Joanne Harris, hoping for more inspiration.


Ah yes, we're going out of town tomorrow. And will be gone for approx. 3 weeks. With no internet and hardly any electricity either. *hyperventilates* If I survive our estimated time of return is around July 11th or 12th. We're taking hubby's laptop and he's stealing every battery he can find at his job so I shall hopefully be able to write some. I also have a nice new notebook and I printed out and had wired the script for Doors. I feel kinda excited to finally have time to sit down and work on it. *bounces*

I actually do have a Door timestamp ready for posting (which is probably why my subconsciousness decided to go all weird on me) which I'm contemplating whether to post before I go or not. I feel kinda uncomfortable posting new stuff before finishing answering comments to the original but to be honest, that is still months away. I've answered maybe 125-150 and that's maybe 1/3 of all. I love you guys, I love every comment each and every one of you have left and I feel awful for not having replied already but gah! They're so many! NOT complaining, God no, just really really overwhelmed.

Ok, gotta run fetch the boy from his very last day of kg (we're bringing them flowers and chocolate) and then go buy him some pants because he's put a hole in every single pair he owns except one pair of gray sweatpants. He's like the master of destruction when it comes to pants, seriously.

I'll probably spam you more tonight. After all, three weeks without internet coming up!! *flails*

 
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Cocks and butts and catalagouing

Did you know the cataloguing system in Australia is called ACOC? And it's not pronounced a cee o cee. Nope. A cock. Yep. *giggles like a twelve year old*

Who says Cataloguing conferences can't be fun? *g*


Feels like I've been away from LJ forever. I'm so far behind on everything it's not even funny. Cut for TMI, conference rambling and other stuffCollapse )

God and then this morning hubby had to go to choir practice so I had to drag my sick self off the toilet and go fetch the girl from her gymnastic practice at 10 am. Only I was about 8 minutes late (when you gotta go, you gotta go!) and as I'm driving the street to the building I spot her walking on the other side of the street away from where I was driving, only in her sweater. I stopped the car and yelled at her to get her butt over there pronto and then totally lost my cool and started yelling and crying. Fuck. Half a minute later and she would have disappeared between the houses and I wouldn't have spotted her at all. I would have arrived and no girl there! I told her she could have been run over by a car or grabbed by strangers and to Never Ever do that again. I think for once she got how serious it was because instead of her usual pouting and rolling her eyes she actually looked scared. Good. She's been behaving like a spoilt little brat these last weeks and I'm so tired off it but the attitude is one thing, to actually just take a walk in a strange neighbourhood... Damn.

Hubby bought me ice cream which I'm eating and then I'm gonna just relax and read porn and maybe watch some of the shows I've been saving up. I said I was going to try and finish the Jsquared story before the weekend, obviously I failed, and I'm not really feeling creative right now. I'll try working on it some tomorrow.

 
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Mood: sick