Hahahahahaha! I'm so drunk!

I'm so gonna regret this tomorrow.

Mood: drunk Tags: # drinking

Two glasses of red wine and I'm done. *curls up sleepy on the sofa*

I thought getting old meant being able to drink more?

Mood: sleepy Tags: # drinking

aerynsun5, thank you so much for the jet pack! Heee! You were right, the days have been a lot better since.

God, I drank so much wine last night. Ugh. Didn't crawl out of bed until 2 pm. Good party though. Wheeee! I think I'm slowly turning them into perverts, at least I don't think they're used to talking about sex so much in company. Poor hubby is crashed out in bed after I made him come get me at 3 am and then he had to get up early this morning to take the girl to her skating practice. Well, he volunteered. I've picked him up at the pub a couple of times, he kinda owed me. *grins*

But let's talk SPN.

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Mood: tired Tags: # drinking, spn episodes

After hardly eating anything today (a bowl of oatmeal and a banana) I had two glasses of white wine and managed to get stinky drunk. What a cheap date I am.

It was a... what do you call the opposite of a sausage fest? A muffin party? Me, my sister, her daughter, our mother, our cousin and her wife and one other woman I didn't know. It was happy hour and drinks were half-price. When my whole face got numb after only two glasses I decided to stop. Especially since I had to take the bus home and the lack of food was already making me nauseated. Those were not fun 40 minutes.

But now I've eaten lasagna and am feeling a lot better, if still drunk. And really tired.

But I got a lot of work done on that mega emo fic before I started drinking. Still don't know how to finish it though. We'll see.

Mood: drunk Tags: # drinking, writing

Mojito! And white wine! And some more mojito! And white wine! And fabulous new caught trout. And more mojito! And white wine! All in the company of good friends.

Tomorrow: sleep. And more basking in the sun. Possibly with yet another mojito.

This is what summer vacations are for. *happy grin*

Mood: happy Tags: # drinking, friends, rl, vacation

Yay, causette, thank you for my squirrels! Squirrel love, so cute. *g*

Ok, so I had way too much to drink last night. Hubby's work had an annual party and it was actually a lot of fun. Which I honestly didn't expect because I'm really not good with big gatherings of strangers, I get kinda claustrophobic, I guess, in a 'I want to go now. Can we go now? How about now? Or now?' way. I think it's the whole being expected to talk to people that freaks me out, I'm really not good with small talking. *shudders*

Anyway, yes. I had so much fun, got really drunk and I don't think I made too much of a fool of myself even if I did try to molest hubby on the dancefloor. Also I totally flirted with this younger guy and he just played along and even if it was all in joke (Probably more a joke on his part than mine because he was pretty darn cute. And a wrestler! Rowr! We could totally have fit him in our bed.)it still felt good. It's probably been 15 years since a guy other than hubby flirted with me. Considering he gets hit on all the time I really needed that ego boost, however fake it was.

Right now though I'm regretting the probably 2 liters of white wine I managed to drink. (Just writing the word wine makes me feel a little sick. And now I did it again. Bleurgh.) God, I need a Coke. And something to eat, just not sure what. Instead I'm sitting on the couch, too tired to do anything. Ugh.


Oh hey, I bought jeans yesterday after my very last pair of pants ripped. Not joking, I had to wear ripped jeans to the mall so I could buy new ones. Thankfully I had on a really long tunik so it wasn't visible. But yes, jeans. And not just any jeans, straight jeans. I've been wearing bootcut jeans since... well, I'd like to say since they were invented but I'm not quite that old. Close but not quite. It feels so weird! But they make my legs look longer and thinner and hubby said they made my ass look sexy so... *weirs with pride* Now I just need to buy a super sexy top to go with my super sexy jeans. *g*


Ps. bittersweet_art, sorry for the drunk texting. Don't know why but every time I get really drunk I feel the need to tell you. LOL. Was the pic even in focus? I need to check my phone. *g*

Mood: flirty Tags: # clothes, drinking

It's kinda funny - or sad depending how you look at it - that I didn't sign up for spn_j2_bigbang because I believed I had no time to work on it and no bunny to work with and now I have a 17K+ story that will surely pass the 20K mark, nicely finishing up way before what would have been the deadline. Not sure whether that deserves a *headdesk* or a *facepalm*.

Oh, and the girl apparently broke (or more like fractured) her collar bone probably last weekend and I've been a horrible mama, telling her it's nothing, she probably just sprained her shoulder playing handball and to just wait and see if it won't get better. Not that there's much else to do anyway about a fractured collar bone but wait and take it easy but still. She sholdn't have been going to gym and swimming practice all week. At least I had kept her from handball practice. (And this means I don't have to take her to skating lesson Sunday morning but sleep in instead. Always look at the bright side, right?)


Also I drank like five gallons of white wine last night and now for some stupid reason my jaw really hurts. o.O I believe today will be spent mostly on the couch, recuperating, apart from a quick run out to vote.

Mood: tired Tags: # drinking, kids, politics, writing

Note to self: Stomach bug + drinking = being 3 kilos (6 lbs) lighter in the morning than when you went to bed.

Not a diet I recommend. Ugh. *sips Coke*

Mood: Bleurgh Tags: # drinking, health

The girl: Put your pants on. You are disgusting! I mean, down there.
The boy: My nose?
The girl: No! Down there!
The boy: *grins*


Hahahaha!!

I am DRUNK! Yes, it's not even eight on a Wednesday night and I, my friends, iz drunk. After only three glasses of white wine. I feel like such a girl. Which I am but, you know.

It was my best friend's birthday yesterday and so we met up today for what I thought was going to be coffee. Nope, we finished off three glasses of white wine each and had a great afternoon talking and being the usual idiots. And now I'm home, feeling dizzy and hungry and really, really horny. And the kids won't be in bed for another hour at least. *pouts*

Guess I can read porn until we finally have some peace. You know, if I don't fall asleep myself. I am kinda tired...

Mood: drunk Tags: # drinking, kids, rl

I've been drinking lots of bubbly, Baccardi Razz in Sprite (which made us giggle a lot because in Icelandic Rass means ass) and Mojito (which I loved) but I don't feel drunk, just sleepy. It was a surprise party for FiL's brother who just turned 60. Lots of good food and the richest chocolate cake I've ever eaten. Hubby's cousins and us shared stories about what terrible parents we are and what terrible teenagers our kids will become. And then drank some more while said kids were watching TV, not falling asleep until around 1 am. Like I said, terrible parents.

Took a taxi home which cost twice as much as usual. Over 4000 ISK!! ($50) Christ! I know it's a holiday but WTF?! I think that's way too much. We could buy food for days for the money we wasted on a ten minute drive home. On the bright side we didn't pay a scent for all the alcohol we consumed so for a night of fun I guess we got off pretty light. Still pisses me the hell off.

Huh. Judging by my almost perfect spelling I didn't drink nearly enough. Oh well, time for bed.

Mood: not this drunk! Tags: # drinking, rl

Ha! I'm NOT hungover! Tiniest bit of headache and achy hands but that's it. Bet you all hate me. *g*

I would have liked to sleep a bit longer though and maybe not be woken up by our new neighbours upstairs DRILLING!! At ten in the fucking morning. *kills them*

Anyway...

Hehe. So I got a tiny bit drunk. Teeny tiny bit. Lalala...

No regrets though. I didn't tell her anything I hadn't planned on. Which was pretty much everything. Except Wincest, I stayed clear of that. I think I told her about RPS... I actually can't remember. There was a lot of blushing and hiding behind hands. *blushes*

I used the tactic someone here did to tell her about slash. Damn if I can remember who it was. But anyway, worked like a charm especially since she is a bit familiar with Buffy and so when I said, "Well, in the fandom there's kind of a disagreement whether Buffy should be with Angel or Spike," she nodded and said, "Yeah, even I noticed that." So I said, "Well, I kinda decided to skip Buffy." And she went O.O and then "Huh. Well, that doesn't really surprise me, considering your threesome history." *snorts*

So all in all it went very well and we had a very interesting talk about Supernatural which she hasn't seen but as soon as I started talking about the brothers and how interesting their characters are (because I wanted her to have some background before reading what I gave her, especially Even God's Simplest Creatures so she'd understand why Sam leaving was such a big deal for Dean) she totally got it and had lots of input on how this and that would have affected them with the way they grew up... it was so weird but lots of fun. It probably helped that she was very drunk too. Drunk enough to want to talk for about ten minutes about the word "half an hour" in the car on the way home. LMAO


Oh and then there was the rather awkward moment when we were walking to where the car would pick us up and I can't remember what we were talking about but for some reason it included me saying the words "gay porn" really LOUD just when last year's student president at my school walked by and he did a double take and kinda pointed at me with a "Dude!" expression on his face. *facepalm*


[ETA. Man, I forgot. We had dinner at Solon and our waitress looked so much like Danneel Harris it was uncanny. Even had the same hair colour. And she was a great waitress too. causette, you should go there and have a look. *g*]

Mood: tired Tags: # drinking, rl friends, work

OMWTFBBQ!!1!!!!

Finland fucking won!!

I am so drunk I'm close to throwing up. Every time our selected country got 12 points we had to drink a shot of ouzo. My country was Russia. 7 bloody shots! Curse his delicious hip bones!

Jesus Christ, ouzo is the most horrible drink since the beginning of time. Probably didn't help I had rose wine and beer and vodka (Russian of course) and sangria and hot shots as well.

Hubby was Finland. He looked great. Pink hair, lots of eyeliner, studded leather and black nail polish. Not to mention the mask he put on while the song was playing. Everyone thought he looked great but scary. I thought he looked great and sexy. Men with eyeliner make my juices flow. *g* Pics tomorrow.

The roof practically went off the house once it was clear who was the winner. No one could believe it even if every time they got 12 points (8 times, 8 ouzo shots for hubby *g*) we cheered like it was us. I don't care what people say, it was a bloody good song, it was a fabulous show and after 40 years it was about time Finland got some. Congratulations!! Highest score in the history of Eurovision! About time Europe realised there is other music than pussy-pop out there.

Did I mention being drunk?

No kids until 2 pm tomorrow. And now? Bed. *dies*

Mood: drunk Music: Hard Rock Halleluja/Lordi (in my head) Tags: # drinking, eurovision

No dinner and two glasses of wine makes for one slightly dizzy Felis. (Who has so far spilled twice on the sofa. What a waste of wine!)

What do you mean, 'It's only Monday'?

Anyway, it helps with writing dizzy James so...

Mood: tipsy Tags: # drinking, writing