I was reading porn (no, not bestiality fic, just regular slash but with some anatomically graphic scenes) and it got me wondering if anyone's ever done a scientific research on the shape and size of penises in regards to function for the species' different kinds of anatomy. Like why a human penis has such a weird shaped head, whether the slit being on one side and not the other makes a difference, why horse penises are kinda flat at the end while some other animals have more pointy ones. Not to mention the pretty ridiculous duck penis. Anyway, it got me reading the Wikipedia article about penises and now I know more than I ever needed to know about the many shapes of cocks. Still didn't quite answer my question but whatever.
Funnily enough I've never visited the Icelandic Penis Museum (except for the shop once) but when I do, of the many species represented, I must say I'm the least interested in seeing the human one. I mean, nothing new there. Except how it looks when it's about 90 years old and been pickled in a jar, I guess.
I don't actually remember what the point of this post was so... uhm...
Here, have some Jensen dick. 
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