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Charles Barkley, High Priest of Nodens

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  CHARLES BARKLEY Former Professional Basketball Player, Commentator on Inside The NBA STR 12 CON 12 DEX 9 INT 10 POW 16 CHA 16 HP 12 POW 16 SAN 48 BREAKING POINT 32 MOTIVATIONS AND DISORDERS: High-Quality NBA Commentating Love of the Game Intermittent Explosive Disorder (triggered at the mention of San Antonio or Galveston, Texas.) Obsession (B.B.W) BONDS: Shaquille O'Neal (16) Ernie Johnson Jr. (16) Kenny Smith (16) SKILLS: Alertness 80%, Art (Hoopin') 60%, Art (Sports Commentary) 40%, Athletics 60%, Criminology 30%, Dodge 50%, Drive 20%, Firearms 40%, Melee Weapons 50%, Military Science (Land) 50%, Navigate 60%, Occult 50%, Persuade 20%, Science (Biology) 60%, Stealth 50%, Unarmed 50%, Unnatural 10% ATTACKS: Unarmed 50% Damage 1D4 Withering 51% Damage 1D20 (1D4 self-inflicted on cast) RITUALS Exaltation of the Flesh, Withering, the Primal Lay, Whispers of the Dead (Nodens) San Antonio With them big ass women. Charles Barkley, a devoted cultist of Nodens, lurks in the heart o...