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Author Archive | Jacob Pacey
The Cash-for-Gold Guy of Circumcisions
Cauterized memories from Spring Break ’03
Justin Trudump
A Speech by Justin Trudeau if Justin Trudeau Spoke Like Donald Trump
The Cannibal’s Guide to Veganism
If you can’t eat them, join them
Photoshop CS6 Tutorial: Remove Despair from Face
A step-by-step guide to looking happy and healthy in digital photos, which is all that really matters because you don’t go out in public anymore anyway.
Start-up Hiring **Paid** Full-Time Writers
A love letter to anyone who has ever looked for jobs on Craigslist.
An Important Communiqué from the Coalition Against Child Slavery on the Use of Slave Labour by the Coalition Against Child Slavery
Let us tell you about David. He works at the Coalition Against Child Slavery. His employer refers to workers like him as “interns,” but David is no fool. Working twelve-hour days for almost no pay, he knows what he really is: he is a human slave.
I Don’t Think You Understand the Imperialistic Nature of Killing the Monster under Your Bed
Hey princess, before your mother and I tuck you in tonight, we wanted to both tell you that we’ve discussed the situation of the monster under your bed and your request that one of us, preferably me, “Go and kill it.”
Possible Titles for My Ph.D. Dissertation, an Academic Treatise to Deconstruct the Bourgeois Propaganda of The Lord of the Rings
Thirteen possibilities, including: “Slaughter of the Nazgûl: The Valorization of Animal Cruelty at the Battle of the Pelennor Fields”