The future finds you charming Like a pet Don’t . . . go there They think they time-travel better than you They think they know more than you You’re just some sort of time hick a space bumpkin to them the Futurians talk to you loudly like you’re kind of deaf or dumb or behind […]
Author Archive | Leopold McGinnis
The Overachievers
War breaks out at the model UN: It’s the war of the overachievers! Scrambling for scraps of prestige! Trimming fat from the bacon of our lives! Sizzling in the forum of public spectacle! Shit! Is there a doctor in the house? Somebody’s just been crushed by the weight of their own resume! We’ve got more […]
A Good Day
One day something happened and the reaper of darkness called in sick to work He swung open the medicine cabinet and spilled all his pills to the floor Blue ones to calm him down and Green ones to speed him up and Yellow ones that deadened the pain bouncing in a candy colored fiesta on […]