Mmm hmm! Silky smooth skin. No scrape to escape, No furry face, No monkey mug, No chimp cheek, No ’stache to scratch, No beard to fear, Not a hair to beware, Cuz the fuzz was buzzed. He’s goatee-free, guaranteed; Feel for yourself, you’ll agree. He ain’t no whiskered mister, No hairy Henry, No hirsute galoot. […]
