A dystopian lunar odyssey in an alternate America
Author Archive | Jonathan Danielson
The Great American Kidney Stone
Painfully passing a pebble through a peephole
The Petty War
The memos the US State Department doesn’t want you to read
Kool and the Gang Are a Pain in My Ass
I first heard ole Kool and the Gang twenty-five years ago, in the nights I used to flare my collar and dance until the polyester of my shirt looked metallic from the amount of sweat underneath. Now, for some reason, they’re on the oldies station. Go figure.
The Flamdamadango
Jack hated this night of the year. Every year, year in and year out for the past fifteen of them, it was always the same. “Play me song, Chaaaack,” Fiona whispered in his ear. Fiona. The cause of Jack’s misery. The reason for his distress. The bane of his existence, year in and year out for […]