The Life of a Dung Beetle that Competed as a Jeopardy! Contestant
Author Archive | Greg Boose
Skateboard Trick or Character from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome?
Trick or freak?
My High School Job, As Described by Titles Current Television Dramas
The Cleaner The Closer Weeds
What I’m pretty sure is being said outside tonight
Man: I’m going to yell to you even though you’re right across the table from me in this outside beer garden. Woman: Then I’ll yell everything I say too. Man: I have to yell even louder now because of the car alarm. Woman: Then I’ll yell everything I say louder now too. Man: Am I yelling too loud? Woman: I hope […]
Updates That Are Not Available On Your Computer
Chris says he’ll be over by eleven but only has three bags left. Chris says he’ll be here by midnight at the latest but only has two bags left. Chris is downstairs.
Two Takes on My Girlfriend’s Cat’s Thanksgiving Vacation
What my Girlfriend Believes Her Cat Was Thinking While We Were on Thanksgiving Vacation: It’s about time I learn how to turn on that stove. I could detach this window screen from in here and easily reattach it from the outside ledge. Quarters and thumbtacks don’t taste as awesome as they look. I bet I […]
Sentences I Said to a Stray Dog in Downtown Gary, Indiana
I bet you’re hungry. Poor thing, you must be starving. You must be hungry. There’s my bus.