Don’t wish on stars They’re just yesterday’s light Last week’s glow Stop the hunt for four-leaf clover Truth be told they’re just mutant weeds Salt over the shoulder is wasted salt Birthday candles only delay gratification Shooting stars aren’t magically inclined Screaming by, they can’t answer Plaintive pleas Please quit blowing eyelashes They’re only hair […]
Author Archive | Matt Betts
Signs the Demon you’ve summoned might kill you rather than do your bidding
1. It mumbles “See you in Hell” rather than “Goodbye” every time it leaves. 2. It uses its fingernails to etch your name on large stones in your garden. 3. It has a small doll that looks like you that it likes to chew on. 4. It spills scalding coffee on you every morning and […]