Everybody hates their feet, They have to, they stink. Armpits, however, are manageable, So are runny noses, they don’t have feet. Good thing, because the stench would kill us. Elbows on the table are impolite, Silent farting is preferred, Except in elevators, Because crap music deserves some accompaniment. Preposterous is not ancestral to the modern […]
Author Archive | Laura L. Benn
A Report on the Awkwardness of Humorous Takeover
Good people! Nay, only people! (For goodness is a notion bound to make an already complicated matter even more wretchedly complicated.) I come to you with a grave warning about society at large! We are being monstrously demoralized and hoodwinked before our very eyes and ears and noses and mouths! We are being manipulated to […]