Category Archives: Stuff I Actually Like

The Saga Continues

Salaam!

So it’s out. Been talking about it with friends and following the discourse on twitter and sufficient velocity since I saw it, and have been thinking about it more or less non-stop as well. I knew I wanted to write something pretty much immediately, even if I wasn’t sure what exactly it was. Was kind of averse to doing so because of the entire horrible discourse issue.

But I’ve been a fan of Star Wars since I was a kid, and while recent events haven’t marked the end of that they’ve marked a definite metamorphosis. I’m twenty-six, not exactly old enough to have watched the originals in movies, but my dad showed them to me and my brother when we were pretty young and they’re old favorites. I’m pretty sure I caught all of the prequels in movies and have fond memories of playing Rogue Squadron on Gamecube, reading EU comics and books, following the Tartakovsky animated series in the leadup to episode 3, and more-or-less twenty years of accumulated fandom.

And while that doesn’t make me different than most other western Scifi nerds, it’s still enough that I don’t think I can just turn up the chance to write this article.

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A Better Haqq

The Science Fiction and Fantasy genres treat Muslims extremely poorly. When we show up we’re terrorists or racist stereotypes. Decadent harems, brutal terrorists, backwards weirdos, and worse. Orcs are thinly disguised as us to represent how the author is scared of brown people, aliens are associated with us to represent how the author doesn’t think we’re human, and always, always, terrorism and religious extremism are at the fore and put entirely at the feet of religion. Politics, economics, culture, and other factors that define the Muslim world are ignored. I haven’t even started on the news.

As a result, the SFF genres often don’t function for Muslim audiences. Stories that are meant to be about escape, about visions of the future, about warnings and social commentary, all-too-often end up being banal reinforcements of everyday bigotry we face on a regular basis. 

For the most part, Infinity manages to avoid that. HaqqIslam is one of the better representations of an Islamic faction in Science Fiction by a non-Muslim writing team. It clearly tries, it presents a Muslim society that is genuinely pretty great without being perfect, it provides a variety of Muslim characters with their own stuff going on and has a bunch of extant conflicts to work with. It iterates to deal with problematic content in a way that indicates that the writing team cares about getting this right.

But.

There are significant issues. You can see some of them here, where a cursory glance at Haqq lore by Muslims results in people immediately pointing out problems. While the faction as a whole is significantly better than those snippets the mistakes it makes are important to a Muslim audience.

The nature of those issues trends less clearly problematic than those of many of Infinity’s competitors. You don’t have Cthulhutech’s overt bigotry, nor Shadowrun’s decision to mark all of Africa under the control of cannibal ghouls. Instead, you have elements that are clearly issues for Muslims, and those knowledgeable about the history of those elements outside of Infinity, but seem like non-issues to non-Muslims who haven’t studied the Middle East or Orientalism. 

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A Self-Actualized Killbot

“I could have become a mass murderer after I hacked my governor module, but then I realized I could access the combined feed of entertainment channels carried on the company satellites. It had been well over 35,000 hours or so since then, with still not much murdering, but probably, I don’t know, a little under 35,000 hours of movies, serials, books, plays, and music consumed. As a heartless killing machine, I was a terrible failure.

The Robot Wants To Be a Real Human is a well-worn story archetype, one I’m sympathetic too, but one that’s been played out and dissected well past the point of exhaustion. It’s been around since, at the latest, Pinocchio and has been examined and re-examined since. As such, when I started on The Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells, and more or less until I was halfway through Exit Strategy, I’d kind of just assumed that this was what it was doing. It was an unfair assumption, and one that I feel dumb about in retrospect, and one that was unfair to the series.

Because the Murderbot Diaries isn’t quite a Pinnochio story. It doesn’t ask ‘can a robot be human’ but instead ‘what does it mean for a robot to be a self-actualized robot’ and that is ripe fodder for exploration. 

The Murderbot Diaries follow Murderbot, a security android that overrode the code binding it to its human masters and that primarily wants to watch pirated media and not come to the attention of its corporate overlords. Things go wrong, there’s adventure, gunplay, and excessive amounts of corporate malfeasance, and pretty swiftly Murderbot is rogue. The plotting’s clever, the writing’s solid, and it’s big on themes of corporate malfeasance and injustice, but none of that’s really what I want to focus on in this article.

So instead I shall ask you to take me at my word. Murderbot is good: it’s emotional, it’s fun, and it has a lot to say about an interesting future. One where humanity has made enormous strides socially and technologically, yet is still embroiled by the same petty monstrosity and perverse incentives we’ve had since the invention of currency. The books are short but well-paced, and while the perspective can be weird and dry Murderbot is a treat to follow and a surprisingly endearing main character. If you want a yes/no on reading it and don’t want spoilers, I encourage you to pick up the novellas and finish them before reading on.

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Losing Fifty Games

When I got into Infinity someone quoted me a go proverb. “Lose your first fifty games as swiftly as possible.”

If nothing else, I have excelled at following that advice. I have been absolutely destroyed by players vastly more experienced than me. I’ve been crushed by a veteran of the Interplanetario, the World Cup of Infinity. My weekly game is against a friend comprehensively more skilled than me. I have dozens of defeats, many of them crushing, some of them close. My victories have only recently become anything close to regular.

And I’ve been having a blast the entire time.

So let’s talk Infinity

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American Hippo

In 1910, America suffered a meat shortage. The price of beef skyrocketed, while beef stocks were plummeting, and people across the country searched for a solution to the impending crisis. One man, one absolute legend, by the name of Broussard suggested the Hippo Bill of 1910. Though it never passed, if successful the Hippo Bill would have funded 250,000$ of hippo imports into Louisiana for meat consumption and to eat water hyacinth.

Fortunately, the bill never passed and Louisiana was never plagued by herds of angry hippopotami.

Even more Fortunately, American Hippo by Sarah Gailey imagines a world where it had.

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And it is glorious

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An Offering of Scares

Netflix has been attempting to become a studio as well as a streaming service and have been pushing ever-more netflix-produced content to the fore as well. The quality’s varied wildly, with a few gems of filmmaking and television mixed into an enormous amount of false starts.

Personally, I’ve been on a horror binge lately. I am an absolute coward and used to be terrified of the genre, but a few friends have eased me into it and now I can’t get enough of the stuff. Netflix’s regular trickle of new horror pieces is a great source of new scares, and I find myself revisiting it regularly.

So with that in mind let’s talk about some of Netflix’s horror entries. Korean television drama Kingdom, creature feature The Monster, and Final Destination-esque black comedy Velvet Buzzsaw.

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A War of Personalities

I am rivals with Yuan Shao, but we tolerate each other, play at alliance, for there is long personal history between us. To betray that history would risk the wrath of mutual allies and old friends, and do terrible things to our reputation. So we glare, and tensions rise, and we race to take valuable territory from mutual foes, but we remain peaceful and our alliance strong enough.

But Yuan Shao dies, fighting bandits in the north, and his sons have no such compunctions. The Yuans vassalize their old foes and, as I march upon Dong Zhou, declare war. Now I’m at war on three fronts, against the Yuan in the east, Dong Zhou in the west, and a variety of vassal states to my north. I strike deals and manipulate some smaller states into fighting the Yuans, distracting his armies and giving me time and space to plan my next move. It would not have worked against Yuan Shao, too well loved by many of the men and women who now besiege his border territories, but his son has no such reputation.

This is the diplomatic world of Three Kingdoms: Total War, and it has helped turn Three Kingdoms into the best game in the series.

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Alien Day Short Films

Alien’s 40th Anniversary is coming up. Alien Day itself is today (April 26), and 20th Century Fox has been drip-feeding short films on youtube to set the stage for their big announcement. I’m a fan of the first two movies and so have been following the Alien Day preparations closely since I heard about the kickoff.

Unfortunately the announcements so far have been extremely disappointing. Alien will be in theaters for a few days in October, which I guess is kind of neat, but so far there hasn’t been a big announcement. It is, however, not a total wash because the shorts themselves are worth talking about.

They’re all available on IGN’s youtube account and have been released on a weekly basis since March 29th. I’ve largely avoided spoilers in the reviews below, but if you really want to go in with your eyes wide open you should check out that link before you proceed. Just make sure to watch Specimen, Alone, and Ore before you come back.

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Power Level Is Maximum

Before the movie came out a legion of haters, trolls, and assorted alt-right scum accused Captain Marvel of being some vanguard of political correctness. That it was going to be a feminist SJW movie putting politics in our comics, emasculate men, feature an overpowered hero, and be the vehicle for Disney to drain our precious bodily fluids for their own gain. They bombed the reviews, started on the smear pieces and personal attacks on Brie Larson well before the movie came out, and began crowing about the inevitable doom of Captain Marvel.

A summary of the pre-release captain marvel controversy

But now it’s out and smashing records. People can see the actual movie and put the truth to the lies. The best thing is, the reactionaries weren’t even wrong about it being a feminist SJW movie about politics. It’s just that that’s what makes the movie great.

Discussing that is going to involve some spoilers. If that isn’t your thing, I recommend you go watch the movie before you read on.

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You Come at the King

Fortnite has been the king of the Battle Royal for two years. Others have made their plays for the throne but none have succeeded. Its combination of accessible graphics, no barrier to entry, and early penetration into an enormous player base simply could not be stopped and nothing anyone tried to do would change that. Other early adopters like Player Unknown have lost market share, while the FPS titan Call of Duty has failed to dethrone it.

Then Respawn decided to take their shot.

They purchased no marketing, had no ramp-up to release, no gameplay demos or teasers, and a lockdown on information that only broke due to leaks. Their only sell was 48 hours of paying streamers to play the game.

It worked. They took their shot at the King of Battle Royal and if they have not dethroned Fortnite they have at least bitten off a sizable market share. They’ll have to keep it,  monetize it, and fend off the next comers, but Apex Legends has a shot at it

All it took was making the best Battle Royale currently on the market.

It’s not Titanfall 3, but I’ll take it.

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