Ani
"What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants."
- Alistair
The Sam to my Dean
The kitten to my kitten
The Kenzi to my Bo
The abs to my Seeker
The hair to my bewbs
The Cara to my Richard
The agiel to my mord'sith
The Edward to my Anita