Title: The Strange Case of Dr. Blueberry and Mr. Cherry
Author: vwl
Artist: 801ch
Word Count: 2,139
Rating: PGish? PG-13ish?
Characters/Pairings: Sollux ♦ Terezi, Sollux ♥ Feferi (off screen)
Prompt: Monsters
Summary: Miss Pyrope investigates the happenings of the previous day, and why her employer looks so glum.
Warnings: Blatant parodying, misuse of binary, etc.
Notes: Created for Round 2 of the Homestuck Shipping Olympics 2012 for Team Sollux ♦ Terezi! We got ninth place! Please note that I did not draw this beautiful picture, but that it is the work of my fellow teammate 801ch.

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Guess what time of year it is again! That's right, Nanowrimo time! Woo!

This year, I am writing Homestuck Steampunk, also known as Steamstuck. As usual, everything will be neatly hidden behind an LJ cut and a friends lock. I doubt anyone will want to read it, but if you do want to, you will have to friend me and I will friend you back as soon as I notice. :B

Here are some details, in the deliciously ironic form of IM conversation.

Rydia Highwind: my story is about TIME SHENANIGANS
dark nerissa: Oooooh
dark nerissa: What kind?
Rydia Highwind: basically, there was this group of people who invented a new universe
Rydia Highwind: and they get to hang out in their new universe
Rydia Highwind: except they accidentally got dropped in random points throughout the universe's timeline
Rydia Highwind: so there are two of them that can time travel and they meet up with each other and then they have to figure out where everyone else ended up so they can get them all together in a big group
dark nerissa: cool! I wish I could time travel
dark nerissa: But this is all in their new universe
Rydia Highwind: yes
dark nerissa: Are they in different places too?
Rydia Highwind: probably? some of their timelines overlap
Rydia Highwind: one of them is a vampire and she like lives in this castle and she has lived there for like 200 years and she really likes vampire cliches so she made her castle look really creepy on the outside but it's actually a really pleasant place
Rydia Highwind: one of them is a big computer nerd so he begs until they take him to a point where the internet hasn't been invented yet so he can invent it
Rydia Highwind: two of them stage a revolution at the beginning of the timeline that makes it possible for everyone to be friends with each other during the rest of it
Rydia Highwind: one of them they find by finding her gravestone? and it's going to have "DAVE WUZ HERE" carved in it
Rydia Highwind: (Dave is one of the time travelers)
dark nerissa: I like this
dark nerissa: You have way more of a plot than I do
Rydia Highwind: :D
Rydia Highwind: I had a dream about this!
Rydia Highwind: oh and one of them is a magical fairy kind of
Rydia Highwind: and one of them is 13 and will always be 13
Rydia Highwind: and, um, one of them they find when he goes on a killing spree I think
Rydia Highwind: :D
Rydia Highwind: let's see
Rydia Highwind: who else is there
Rydia Highwind: oh, and one of them is old due to SHENANIGANS
Rydia Highwind: and vodka
Rydia Highwind: there is a lot of vodka in her life
dark nerissa: this happens

Title: A Blessing in Disguise
Author: vwl
Word Count: 6,712 <-I don't know how to write things that are short, I guess :|
Rating: R
Characters: girl!Ed/girl!Ling
Prompt: August 9 : girl!Ed/girl!Ling- when she planned to visit Xing, she hadn't planned on being involved in any assassination attempts, botched or otherwise. Girl!Ling, ever the optimist, tries to show Ed that things aren't so bad (Ed always was so very beautiful!).
Summary: Maybe getting stuck in the Imperial palace wasn't so bad after all.
Warnings: Explosions! Weird alchemy! Girl on girl action! Everything you have come to expect from Rydia Highwind.
Notes: Written for fma_slashfest. This is a post-manga AU where Ed and Ling have always been girls. Ed pretended to be a boy and stuff for a while, but most of the main cast of good guys knew she was really a girl. Ling is just...Ling with boobs, pretty much. :D Anyway, this is an AU because Ed still has automail and alchemy and all that good stuff, and because I switched Ed and Al's roles around at the end. Al went west and Ed went east, for the sake of this fic.
Dedication: This is a 'gift' for the wonderful bob_fish, as well as a fill of the prompt. :D;; NOT A COP OUT AT ALL.

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Title: One Man Army
Author: Me. :D
Rating: PG-13, I guess. There are SWEAR WORDS and VIOLENT HAPPENINGS. SHIELD YOUR EYES.
Word Count: 1,596.
Characters: Greed and Wrath.
Warning: Spoilers for chapters 82-83.
Summary: Greed is missing something. Wrath is resposible.
Notes: This one first place in the 'Sibling Rivalry' prompt for fma_fic_contest. :O I have no idea how. I wrote it in its entirity the day it was due because only two people had posted anything up that week. (There ended up being another eight people after me. :| ) Anyway! The title comes from an Our Lady Peace song that seemed to fit. I am unoriginal. Also, the translation I used is from mangafox because I just moved and I am too lazy to figure out where I packed my FMA manga. :D Enjoy!



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Title: Dressing Down (alternate title: 'Bacon Boobs')
Author: vwl
Word Count: 1,239
Rating: PG
Pairing: Ed/Winry
Summary: Feb 7: Fullmetal Alchemist, Ed/Winry, a pregnant Winry is the most attractive Winry he's ever seen - though now, because of this, he won't allow her to get any work done with his distractions.
Prompt: He just wants to spend some time with her. Is that really too much to ask?
A/N: This is MUSH. Mushy mush mush. I wanted to name it Mush, but Celeste said no. I also wrote it all today. Fail.

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