Question 1

What is Excuse Caddie?

Accepted Answer

Excuse Caddie is a free random golf excuse generator. Tap one button and get an ironclad alibi for the round you would rather forget — shanked drives, three-putts, lost balls. 268 hand-curated golf excuses across 8 categories.

Question 2

How many golf excuses are there?

Accepted Answer

There are currently 268 excuses, weighted so the same line never repeats back-to-back. Every excuse also has its own URL (excusecaddie.xyz/1 through /268) so you can deep-link directly to a specific ruling.

Question 3

Do I need an account to use Excuse Caddie?

Accepted Answer

No. There are no accounts, no signups, and no tracking beyond anonymous Vercel Analytics events for product improvement. The whole site is one screen, one button.

Question 4

Can I contribute new excuses?

Accepted Answer

Yes. The project is open source on GitHub at github.com/dotsystemsdevs/excuse-caddie. Add lines to lib/excuses.js or open an issue with the "Add more excuses" template.

Question 5

Is Excuse Caddie free?

Accepted Answer

Yes. Free, no ads, no paywalls. The maintainer accepts tips via Buy Me a Coffee but nothing on the site requires payment.

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