When the plot of a Hawaii Five-O episode resembles your seriously crack due South story with the Elvis impersonators (sorry, Elvis Tribute Artists) that have diamonds sewn into their costumes, it's time to hang up your slash credentials.

um. at least there was no blue lube?

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my peeps:

for my own amusement, and because I was discussing with em_kellesvig the other day how tragically behind the fandom curve I tend to be, I thought I would plot out all the fandoms I've participated in and how many decades slow I am. The interesting thing is when I plotted them out and told Excel to make a graph, it illustrated not only how perfect my curve is, but that I'm backsliding with the recent addition of Highlander. oh noes. bwah.

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I'm not sure why H50 seems determined to hurt me this way. I almost made it through the 4th anniversary of my pop's death without a hitch (October 19th) and then they decide to do a four-year anniversary episode of their own for Steve's dad. And featuring a woman who lost her pops, too. That's just mean.

I liked Steve's haircut?

Αιωνία η μνήμη, poppy. Eternal be your memory.

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For kristen999

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Finally catching up on S4 H50. oh, Danny. Why are you dating someone 16 years younger than you? She's only 22!

I mean. I'm reminded of that OK Cupid dating chart of how men continue to rate women in their low 20s as the most attractive when they are themselves in their 50s. Ick.

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For December Meme: Steve McGarrett needs a plaid pajama ninja for an important mission. What shenanigans do you two get into? for kristen999.

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my life is so damned good. siria started a Sex Ninjas comment thread on Finding the Path that made me harfle and glee so hard, I can't even.

and I am so relieved that story is finished, you guys have no idea. artisan447 was so patient with me. I now only have one auction story left! in a fandom I haven't written in in three years!



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Title: Finding the Path
Author: esteefee
Categories: Sentinel/H50 Fusion, H/C, First Time
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~13K
Beta: many thanks to kristen999
Summary: Prof. Danny Williams is Deputy Director of the Foundation for Sensory Research, where Lt. Commander Steve McGarrett has just been admitted with Acute Hyperactive Sensory Syndrome.

Sometimes by helping someone else, we find our own way.

A/N: I had to fudge Grace's age in this story to give Danny time to get his Ph.D. She's probably around 11.

For ms_artisan, for her generous contribution to the 2012 Moonridge Charity Auction. Thank you for the prompt and your patience and subtle encouragement, lampchop! This story wouldn't exist without you, you lovely person.

(too long for LJ) - On Dreamwidth | On AO3.

Title: The Walking Dead
Author: esteefee
Fandom: H50
Categories: Gen, H/C
Words: 2,468
Warning: SPOILERS FOR THE WALKING DEAD S1&2!
Um. Sorry about that. Nothing terribly vital.
Summary: Steve gets bitten; Danny gets worried.
A/N: Inspired by the Bath Salts Attack news story, although it's been debunked
by now. Drugs do not make folks munch on each other, people!
Also on AO3.

For kristen999 for her generous donation to the Moonridge Auction, which is still going on! Thank you babe.


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oh, oh! ms_artisan made me the most awesome period H50 comment-fic, with wide-legged pants Danny, and Steve in the WWII Navy, and just...you need to be listening to Glenn Miller (Flash player in page above) while you read this:

Part 1
Part 2

eee!