d6

Tonight’s show is a…

1 – 2

single movie, with two consecutive showings.

3 – 4

double feature.

5 – 6

triple feature.

1

The Prehistoric

Spider.

2

The Atomic

Woman.

3

The Terrible

Child.

4

The Devil(’s)

Killer.

5

The Bloody

Outlaw.

6

The Flying

Creature.

7

The Forbidden

Hand.

8

The Abominable

Visage.

9

The Revolting

Torso.

10

The Grisly

Horror.

11

The Shocking

Brain.

12

The Deadly

Spawn.

1

Robot Titan versus

the U.F.O.s.

2

Wolfman versus

the K.G.B.

3

Battling Beauties versus

the Slime Monster.

4

Killer Cop versus

the King of Pimps.

5

Tyrannosaurus versus

the Giant Eagle.

6

Gill Man versus

Satan.

7

Green Berets versus

the Invisible Monster.

8

Ten Desperados versus

the Giant Lizard.

9

Wonder Man versus

the Mob.

10

Teenage Frankenstein versus

Dracula.

11

Electro-Man versus

the Abductors.

12

Sherlock Holmes versus

the Klan.

13

Machine-Gun P.T.A versus

the Mummy

14

Bad Momma versus

the She-Beast.

15

Far-Out Daddy versus

the Monster from Dimension Five.

16

Groovy Cats versus

Jack the Ripper.

17

Kung Fu Fighters versus

Doctor Frankenstein.

18

Foxy Mahogany versus

the Beast Men.

19

Outlaw Bikers versus

the Dope Fiends.

20

Commando Priest versus

Psycho Bikers.

1

Attack of the

Radioactive

Men!

2

Shock of the

Sex-Crazed

Women!

3

Horror of the

Unknown

Alligator!

4

Beware the

Deadly

Priest!

5

Escape from the

Giant

Snake!

6

Terror of the

Mutant

Teenagers!

7

Captured by the

Hypnotic

Beatniks!

8

Exorcism of the

Satanic

Cultists!

1

I Was

(a) Martian(s)

for the F.B.I!

2

I am

(a) G-Man/G-Men

for the Mob!

3

I Know

(a) Werewolf(s)

for the K.G.B!

4

I Married

(a) Hooker(s)

in Vegas!

5

I Kissed

(a) Trucker(s)

in Dixie!

6

I Escaped

(a) Killer(s)

in Malibu!

7

We Were

Trouble

in New York!

8

Sexy

(a) Vampire(s)

on the Run!

9

Deadly

(an) Assassin(s)

Looking for Love!

10

Wild

(an) Outlaw(s)

for Hire!

1

Have You Seen

Marylin?

2

Do You Know

my Sweet?

3

Where is /are

the Babysitter?

4

What Happened to

Mother?

5

Can you Help

my Sister?

6

Who Murdered

Me?

7

Who will Love

the Bishop?

8

Who can Resist

Teacher?

9

Where is

Sister Agnes?

10

Who Took

the Night Nurse?

11

Who Bought

Her?

12

Who Cursed

Him?

1

Beast(s)

from the Bronx.

2

Whore(s)

from Mississippi.

3

Horror

on the Subway.

4

Madman

of the Dead.

5

Pimp(s)

in the Heartland.

6

Runaway(s)

on the Road.

7

Bad Girl(s)

in Hell.

8

Coed(s)

in the White House.

9

Innocent(s)

on 42^nd Street.

10

Nurse(s)

in Hollywood.

11

Detective

of the Night.

12

Killer(s)

in Candyland.

1

Roadhouse

of Blood.

2

Castle

of Murder.

3

Hospital

of Fear.

4

Motel

of Screams.

5

School

of Violence.

6

Prison

of the Dead.

7

Carnival

of Sins.

8

Church

of a Thousand Terrors.

9

House

of Evil.

10

Shop

of Hell

11

Resort

of Fallen Angels.

12

Street

Without a Name.

1

Blood

Car.

2

Terror

Train.

3

Murder

Dogs.

4

Horror

House.

5

Shock

City.

6

Murder

Mile.

7

Hell

Girls.

8

Night

Station.

9

Terror

Highway.

10

Doom

Street.

11

Space

Plane.

12

Star

Trip.

1

Five

Cats

in Leather.

2

Bloody

Nuns

of Milan.

3

Naked

Models

on Silk Sheets.

4

Delirious

Photos

of the Baroness.

5

Sinister

Secrets

with Murderous Intent.

6

Deadly

Girls

for Satan.

7

Sinful

Rats

in Bondage.

8

Blue

Vices

Without Pity.

9

Lovely

Eyes

of New York.

10

Wanton

Lips

by the Cemetery.

1

Shaolin

Monks

Versus the Lama.

2

Three

Brothers

of Iron.

3

Flying

Wife / Wives

Versus Hopping Vampire.

4

Drunken

Master(s)

Strike(s) Again!

5

Crippled

Fists

Versus Wu Tang.

6

Mad

Monkey(s)

Versus Deadly Tiger.

7

Vengeful

Dragon(s)

Fight(s) All!

8

Wild

Crane(s)

Against Evil.

9

Little

Warriors

of Shanghai.

10

Outlaw

Lady / Ladies

from Canton.

11

Eightfold

Avengers

and the Princess.

12

Magnificent

Abbot(s)

and the Poison Lotus.

d12

The capacity of the lot is…

1

50 cars

2

100 cars

3

150 cars

4

200 cars

5

250 cars

6

300 cars

7

350 cars

8

400 cars

9

450 cars

10

500 cars

11

550 cars

12

600 cars

d20, 1d8 times

Besides buttered popcorn, the concession stand sells:

1

cheese-flavored popcorn.

2

caramel corn.

3

peanuts.

4

candy.

5

chocolates.

6

cotton candy.

7

potato chips.

8

ice cream and ices.

9

donuts.

10

sandwiches.

11

hamburgers.

12

hot dogs.

13

corn dogs.

14

fried fish.

15

barbecue.

16

chili.

17

soda.

18

chocolate milk.

19

corn bread.

20

cookies

d8

During the day today, the lot is being used for…

1 – 3

nothing.

4

a Swap Meet.

5

religious services.

6

a carnival. See Amusement Parks of the Uncanny Highway.

7

a custom car and “hot rod” show.

8

a farm stand.

d20, twice

The movie…

1

stars (1d4) well-known actors / actresses.

2

was made by a well-known director.

3

was directed by someone using an obvious alias.

4

is surprisingly well written.

5

has the worst dialogue you’ve ever heard.

6

is surprisingly well acted.

7

features outrageously bad performances from the actors.

8

has surprisingly good special effects.

9

has laughably bad special effects.

10

has a plot completely different from what you’d expect form the title.

11

was actually filmed in another language and dubbed. If a Giallo, Eurosleeze, or King Fu movie, then it was actually filmed in English!

12

features an exceptional amount of gratuitous nudity.

13

features an exceptional amount of bloody violence.

14

is surprisingly family-friendly!

15

has such poor sound you can barely understand anything being said.

16

looks like it was filmed in a dark tunnel!

17

seems to be highly allegorical.

18

is obsessed with a seemingly random subject.

19

is so bad overall that it’s actually enjoyably funny!

20

has a plot that seems to parallel the PC’s adventures on the road so far.

d20

Suddenly…

1

the film stops and the picture melts.

2

the car nearest to you begins rocking!

3

the nearest car suddenly pulls out and leaves, right in the middle of a movie.

4

the dialogue and soundtrack seem to have gone out of synch with the visuals.

5

the audio cuts out.

6

you hear gunshots in the distance.

7

somebody knocks on the window. (They want to: 1 = share the good news of Jesus Christ. 2 = find their missing spouse. 3 = find their missing child. 4 = accuse someone in the car of being their spouse’s lover. 5 = get your help with their car. 6 = murder the driver, or a passenger.)

8

somebody starts honking their car’s horn.

9

there is an inexplicably horrible smell in the air.

10

1d4 cop cars show up. The movie is suddenly stops, and the owner of the theater is arrested for obscenity.

11

a couple steps out of their car and starts arguing.

12

a child runs out of a nearby car.

13

a woman runs out of a car screaming!

14

a U.F.O. is seen overhead!

15

a small aircraft crashes into the screen!

16

a biker gang pulls into the lot.

17

cops are chasing a suspect through the lot!

18

a car explodes!

19

a car careens into the lot, crashing into 1d4 other cars before stopping.

20

a sinkhole opens up under the lot.

d6

The first sign for the Amusement Park appear…

1

20 miles away.

2

15 miles away.

3

10 miles away.

4

5 miles away.

5

1 mile away.

6

only when the place is upon you.

d20

The overall theme of the place appears to be…

1 – 6

nothing in particular.

7

an Old-Time Circus. There will be Clowns wandering about at all times.

8

Western (Cowboys and “Indians”).

9

Storybook / Fairy-tale.

10

Medieval.

11

Arabian-Nights fantasy.

12

Chinese, Japanese, or undifferentiated “Oriental”.

13

Pirates.

14

Nautical (other than Pirates).

15

Jungle.

16

Rustic. Buildings will be log cabins, etc.

17

Biblical.

18

Classic Monsters. (Dracula, the Wolfman, the Mummy, etc.) A park with this theme will always have a Haunted House attraction.

19

Colonial America.

20

Outer Space.

d6

In overall size the park is…

1

parking-lot sized (less than 1 acre). 2d4 Attractions. 25% chance of a Gift Shop. Typical for a church carnival or small town fair.

2

very small (1d6 acres). 1 + 2d6 Attractions. 50% chance of a Gift Shop. Typical for a seaside Amusement Pier.

3

small (4d6 acres). 5 + 1d12 Attractions. 75% chance of a Gift Shop.

4

moderate (10 + 2d20 acres). 10 + 1d12 Attractions. 1 Gift Shop. Typical for a minor County Fair.

5

large (40 + 3d20 acres). 20 + 1d12 Attractions. 1 or 2 Gift Shop(s). Typical for a well-known County Fair, or a small State Fair.

6

very large (100 + 2d100 acres). 30 + 1d12 Attractions. 1d4 Gift Shops. Typical for a large State Fair.

d6

The park is enclosed by…

1

no barrier at all…

2

a clean chain-link fence. (25% chance to be topped with barbed wire.)

3

a dirty and corroded chain-link fence… (25% chance to be topped with barbed wire.)

4

a well-maintained picket fence…

5

a broken and poorly-maintained picket fence…

6

an old-fashioned iron fence… (75% chance to be topped with spikes.)

d4

…and when you enter you pay…

1

no fee, but must buy tickets to go on the rides.

2

a small fee, and must also buy tickets for the rides,

3

a high fee, and must also buy relatively cheap tickets for the rides.

4

a single fee, which includes every ride.

d4

The overall condition of the park is…

1

Good, and the attractions seem well maintained.

2

Poor, and the attractions look decrepit.

3

Dirty, but the attractions seem safe enough.

4

Clean, but the attractions look like they were built cheaply.

d12

A notable characteristic of the staff is..

1 – 2

they are all teenagers.

3

they are all wearing costumes.

4

they are all men.

5

they are all women.

6

they all seem elderly.

7

they are all a single ethnicity.

8

they are all hostile and unfriendly.

9

they are unnervingly cheerful.

10

they all speak in an emotionless, monotone voice.

11

they seem to watch you everywhere you go.

12

they seem to take obvious delight when attendees get hurt.

d100

The Attractions include…

1 – 3

a Ferris wheel.

4 – 6

a roller-coaster.

7 – 9

a carousel. Roll on Table 7b, Carousel Mounts.

10 – 12

bumper cars.

13 – 15

a miniature golf course.

16 – 18

a petting zoo. 5% chance one of the animals is rabid.

19 – 20

a small zoo of 2d4 animals.

21 – 23

a Freak Show. Roll on Tale 7c, Freak Show Features.

24 – 26

a haunted house. Roll on Table 7d, Haunted House Features.

27 – 29

a Funhouse or (“Walkthrough”) Roll on Table 7e, Funhouse / Walkthrough) Features.

30 – 32

a Devil’s Wheel ride.

33 – 35

flying scooters.

36 – 38

a slide.

39 – 40

a Hurricane ride.

41 – 43

a log flume. Roll again if Park is not permanent.

44 – 46

a “tunnel of love” or “old mill” ride. Roll on Table 7f, Tunnel of Love / Old Mill Ride Features.

47 – 49

haunted train ride. Moderate or larger parks only.

50 – 52

narrow-gauge train. Moderate or larger parks only.

53 – 55

a swinging pirate ship ride.

56 – 58

a Rock-o-plane ride.

59 – 60

a Tilt-a-Whirl / waltzer ride.

61 – 63

a swimming pool. On the back of a truck if Park is not permanent.

64 – 66

a water slide.

67 – 69

a spray pool.

70 – 72

a wave pool. Roll again if Park is not permanent, or located on a pier.

73 – 75

an artificial river with a slow current. Roll again if Park is not permanent, or located on a pier.

76 – 78

a wooded picnic area. Roll again if Park is not permanent, or located on a pier.

79 – 80

a drive-through safari. Large or Very Large parks only.

81 – 83

a roller-rink.

84 – 86

a faux village or town.

87 – 88

a booth with an artist that does fast caricatures.

89 – 90

vending machines.

91 – 95

“midway” games and attractions. Roll on Table 7g, Midway Games and Attractions.

96 – 100

an arcade. Roll on table 7h, Arcade Games and Attractions.

d100, 8+d20 times.

The mounts include a…

1 – 10

white horse.

11 – 20

black horse.

21 – 30

brown horse.

31 – 40

chariot car.

41 – 46

unicorn.

45 – 50

dragon.

51 – 52

stag.

53 – 54

pegasus.

55 – 56

eagle.

57 – 58

hound.

59 – 60

bull.

61 – 62

buffalo.

63 – 64

pig.

65 – 66

camel

67 – 68

dolphin.

69 – 70

seal.

71 – 72

shark.

73 – 74

sea-horse.

75 – 76

giraffe.

77 – 78

rabbit.

79 – 80

zebra.

81 – 82

ostrich.

83 – 84

fish.

85 – 86

wolf.

87 – 88

ape.

89 – 90

rooster.

91 – 92

lion.

93 – 94

tiger.

95 – 96

leopard.

97 – 98

goat.

99 – 100

griffon.

d100, 1d8 times

You’ll be shocked and amazed by…

1 – 3

“The Lobster Boy/Girl”.

4 – 6

“The Toad Man/Woman”.

7 – 9

“The Siamese Twins”.

10 – 12

“The Bearded Lady”.

13 – 15

“The Snake-Man/Woman”.

16 – 18

“The Two-headed Man/Woman”.

19 – 21

“The Human Skeleton”.

22 – 24

“The Dog-faced Boy/Girl”.

25 – 27

“The Alligator Man/Woman”.

28 – 30

“The Strong-Man/Strong-Woman”.

31 – 33

“The India Rubber Man/Woman”. (Contortionist)

34 – 36

“The Pin-Head”.

37 – 39

“The Dwarf Man/Woman”.

40 – 42

“The Giant Man/Woman”.

43 – 45

“The Three-Legged Man/Woman”.

46 – 48

“The Tattooed Man /Woman”. (Person with full-body tattoos – extremely rare in the 1960s and 70s, and practically unknown for women.)

49 – 51

“The Human Pincushion”. (Person with body piercings, who also puts needles, skewers and blades through their skin and tongue.)

55 – 57

“The Sword Swallower”.

58 – 60

“The Legless Acrobat”.

61 – 63

“The Armless Artist”.

64 – 66

“The Fire Swallower”.

67 – 69

“The Incredible Regurgitator”.

70 – 72

“The Stone Swallower”.

73 – 75

“The Wild Man from Borneo”.

76 – 78

“The Geek”. (Person who bites the heads off of chickens, and other small animals.)

79 – 84

a collection of deformed human fetuses in jars.

85 – 87

a collection of deformed animal fetuses in jars.

88 – 90

pictures of historical “freaks”.

91 – 93

a collection of objects made of human skin, hair, and bones.

94 – 96

a stuffed, two-headed animal.

97 – 100

an actual Egyptian Mummy.

d100, 3d6 times

You’ll be delightfully terrified by the…

1 – 5

spooky music.

6 – 10

screams and moans.

11 – 12

actors in monster masks.

13 – 14

cobwebs.

15 – 16

skeletons.

17 – 18

spider webs.

19 – 20

growling sounds.

21 – 22

giggling sounds.

23 – 24

animatronic figures.

25 – 26

coffins.

27 – 28

glowing eyes.

29 – 30

black-lit area(s).

31 – 32

area(s) lite with colored lights.

33 – 34

area(s) lit with strobe lights.

35 – 36

rubber bats.

37 – 38

rubber rats.

39 – 40

giant paper mache spiders

41 – 42

stuffed black cat(s).

43 – 44

stuffed crow(s).

45 – 46

spooky painting(s)

47 – 48

gauze ghost(s)

49 – 50

air blast(s).

51 – 52

spinning tunnel.

53 – 54

floor(s) shrouded in fog or mist.

55 – 56

grabbing hands.

57 – 58

rubber bugs.

59 – 60

pitch-black room.

61 – 62

maze.

63 – 64

vampire’s lair.

65 – 66

werewolf’s den.

67 – 68

ghoul’s lair.

69 – 70

mummy’s tomb.

71 – 73

gill-man tank.

74 – 75

Mad Scientist’s laboratory.

76 – 77

witch’s room.

78 – 79

Black Mass room.

80 – 81

bug-eyed space aliens.

82 – 83

medieval torture chamber.

84 – 85

electric chair.

86 – 87

gallows.

88 – 89

“voodoo” room.

90 – 91

rusty knives.

92 – 93

suit(s) of armor.

94 – 95

gargoyle(s).

96 – 97

“Pepper’s Ghost” illusion.

98 – 99

trapdoor.

100

electric shocks.

d20. 2d6 times

You’ll be surprised and astounded by the…

1

spinning barrel.

2

slide.

3

spinning wheel room.

4

air jets.

5

distorting mirrors.

6

ball pit.

7

trapdoor.

8

mirror maze.

9

completely dark corridor.

10

undulating floors.

11

rocking floor.

12

maze of doors.

13

crooked room,

14

blacked out corridor.

15

optical illusion walls.

16

strobe lights.

17

sudden trumpet blasts.

18

animatronic figures.

19

taunting clowns.

20

trick staircases.

d6

Strapped into the….

1

chair on a track…

2

heart-shaped chair on a track…

3

rocket-ship shaped car…

4

small boat….

5

small boast shaped like a swan…

6

small boat shaped like a fish…

d100, 2d6 times

…you move through the dark tunnel and see …

1 – 3

a section lit with many small lights.

4 – 6

a partially lit section with leering faces painted on the wall.

7 – 9

a lit section where the walls are painted in an optical illusion.

10 – 12

a scene of fairies in a forest.

13 – 15

the Three Little Pigs.

16 – 18

mermaids.

19 – 21

a scene of Romeo and Juliet

22 – 24

a scene of familiar cartoon characters.

25 – 27

an undersea grotto.

28 – 30

a storybook castle.

31 – 33

a dragon.

34 – 36

a forest of giant toadstools.

37 – 39

a shootout in the Old West.

40 – 42

a Polynesian village scene.

43 – 45

a Chinese pagoda in a landscape.

46 – 48

a scene of stereotypical “Indians” (Native Americans) in tee-pees.

49 – 51

a scene of colonial America.

55 – 57

skeletons.

58 – 60

a vampire’s lair.

61 – 63

a gallows.

64 – 66

a scene of Hell and Satan.

67 – 69

a giant ape.

70 – 72

a scene of witches around a cauldron.

73 – 75

werewolves.

76 – 78

pirates.

79 – 84

a graveyard.

85 – 87

an ancient Egyptian tomb.

88 – 90

a torture chamber.

91 – 93

a scene of witches being burnt.

94 – 96

a scene of cannibals in the jungle.

97 – 100

a haunted Victorian mansion.

d20, 2d6 times

Enjoy yourself at the completely fair, honest, and definitely not fixed…

1

Strength Tester (Mallet and Bell) .

2

Dunk Tank.

3

Wheel of Fortune.

4

Pin-Pong Ball and Fishbowl game(Prize is the goldfish in the bowl).

5

Ball and Basket game.

6

Milk Bottle Game.

7

Dime Pitch.

8

Electric Shooting Gallery.

9

Watergun Shooting Gallery.

10

Bottle Stand game.

11

Dartboard game.

12

Raffle.

13

Bingo game.

14

Horseshoe pitch.

15

Pachinko game.

16

Ring Toss.

17

Weight Guesser.

18

Cover the Spot game.

19

Duck Pond game.

20

Kissing Booth. Not a game. You pay, someone kisses you. You won’t get any prizes here – except maybe a case of mononucleosis!

d20,

3d6 times

Amuse yourself with the…

1

sports-themed pinball machine.

2

monster-themed pinball machine.

3

fantasy-themed pinball machine.

4

superhero-themed pinball machine.

5

space-themed pinball machine.

6

western-themed pinball machine.

7

Jukebox.

8

electro-mechanical racing game.

9

electro-mechanical sports game.

10

electro-mechanical shooting game.

11

electro-mechanical combat game.

12

Fascination table.

13

slot machine.

14

foosball table.

15

skee-ball.

16

love tester.

17

fortune teller machine. 10% chance machine is an actual oracle.

18

old-fashioned mutoscope. 50% chance motion picture is of a scantily clad woman from 1930 or before.

19

photo booth.

20

air hockey table. Roll again if before 1969.

d20

Congratulations, you’ve won a(n)…

1

ashtray

2

rubber duckie

3

set of wind-up chattering teeth

4

plate.

5

candy dish.

6

hula-hoop.

7

baseball cap.

8

stuffed teddy bear.

9

stuffed unicorn.

10

band t-shirt (90% likely to be unlicensed.)

11

baseball hat.

12

football.

13

wall plaque.

14

black velvet poster.

15

rock band poster (90% likely to be unlicensed.)

16

baseball.

17

free ticket for one on the rides /attractions, or free admission to the park.

18

ticket for free food at the Concession Stand.

19

keychain

20

piece of cheap jewelry.

d8

The Bathrooms are…

1

nowhere to be found.

2

50 cents to use!

3

oddly well-maintained.

4

just portable booths.

5

basic, but serviceable.

6

covered in graffiti

7

disgustingly filthy.

8

used for drug dealing.

d20, 1d12 times

The food served at the Concession Stand includes…

1 – 2

hamburgers.

3

hot dogs.

4

corn dogs.

5

fried chicken.

6

steak on a stick. Or at least, something like steak!

7

fried fish.

8

barbeque sandwiches.

9

soft pretzels.

10

funnel cakes.

11

corn bread.

12

french fries.

13

turkey legs.

14

chili and/or tacos.

15

pizza.

16

ice cream cones.

17

ice cream sundaes.

18

moon pies.

19

cookies.

20

pie slices.

d6

…and its overall quality is best described as…

1

vile.

2

edible if washed down with a drink.

3 – 4

mediocre.

5

acceptable for what it is.

6

surprisingly tasty.

d20. 2d6 times

The Gift Shop sells…

1

post cards.

2

t-shirts.

3

key-chains.

4

wallets.

5

jewelry.

6

souvenir spoons.

7

stamped pennies.

8

stuffed animals.

9

wall plaques.

10

tea-pots.

11

beach towels.

12

iron-on patches.

13

candles.

14

paperweights.

15

snow-globes.

16

masks.

17

rubber weapons and/or cap guns.

18

Christmas ornaments.

19

novelty hats. (tricorns, knight’s helmets, faux Native American warbonnets, etc.)

20

ashtrays.

d20

Right now…

1

a state inspector is trying to insert an awl into the welds of a ride – to see if they are actually spray-painted bubble-gum.

2

an attraction collapses, or catches on fire (1d6-1 people will be hurt, 1d4-1 people will be killed.)

3

a group is attempting to ride or enter illegally. (Without purchasing a ticket, wearing neither shirts nor shoes, etc.)

4

a child is lost.

5

a child is having their birthday party.

6

a ride has broken down.

7

someone has gotten injured on a ride.

8

a couple is having a fight.

9

someone is loudly looking for the manager.

10

a musical concert has started.

11

several patrons are experiencing food poisoning.

12

a clown is wandering about, unintentionally scaring children.

13

someone has set off firecrackers.

14

someone has set off a stink bomb.

15

a murdered body has been discovered.

16

a naked “streaker” is running by.

17

helicopters are overhead, apparently looking for somebody (or something).

18

a dog (or other animal) runs by.

19

a bird has defecated on a patron, who starts cursing loudly.

20

a ride or attraction is being repaired or maintained.

d20

The dark secret of this Amusement Park is…

1

the owner is actually a Mad Scientist.

2

the owner is actually a Magician.

3

the owner is actually an extraterrestrial, and alien technology is used on the rides.

4

the employees are all actually androids.

5

the monsters in the Haunted House (or “Tunnel of Love”) are real.

6

the Haunted House (or “Tunnel of Love”) contains actual portals to other times and places.

7

a phantom rider is often seen on one of the rides.

8

it is often patronized by supernatural creatures, or extraterrestrials.

9

it is the hunting ground of a child abduction ring.

10

it exists to trap and collect souls for the Devil.

11

it is one big C.I.A. (or K.G.B.) mind control experiment.

12

it is used by locals as a place for illicit trysts.

13

the staff selects one patron to murder every month. Their death always looks like an accident.

14

after hours the staff engages in orgies.

15

it is built atop an old cemetery or “Indian” burial ground.

16

there is an extensive network of tunnels underneath, inhabited by ghouls.

17

it is the prison for an ancient power of Evil.

18

it is actually run by the Fairy Folk.

19

it is actually the cover for a smuggling ring.

20

It is owned by an organized crime syndicate, and sometimes used to dispose of dead bodies. Don’t eat the barbeque!