They’re eating the dogs

“They’re eating the dogs, the people that came in, they’re eating the cats. They’re eating the pets of the people that live there, and this is what’s happening in our country, and it’s a shame.” -Rump’s response to a question about immigration during the debate.

My 81-year-old mom called me the next day after the debate. I talk to her most every week to give her updates about her 63-year-old baby boy, me, her granddaughters, and my wife who she treats like her own daughter. She doesn’t watch the news, she is an HGTV and sports nut so lots of ESPN. She doesn’t look at Twitter. She doesn’t have a Facebook account and only follows her daughters and grandkids on Instagram. In the news cycle world, she is pretty isolated and that is just the way she likes.

So, when I asked if she had watched the debate I was surprised when she said she had. Actually, she stayed up and watched all of it. She is a long-time democrat and like me would have voted for Biden if he were brain dead with a feeding tube up his nose before she would ever vote for Rump. She wanted to watch Harris kick some Rump and she was not disappointed, but she did have one question, who is eating cats and dogs?

When she asked me that it occurred to me that there was probably a large segment of the population, people who are purposely social media isolated, that had no idea what Rump was talking about. I told her what I knew that Rump, Vance and the MAGA world “claimed” that the Haitians in Springfield, Ohio were stealing and eating people’s pets.

Now like all things Rump, he had not one shred of evidence that this was true except for some meme a MAGA wackadoodle posted that spread like a dumpster fire. And despite City, and County officials and even the Republican Ohio Gov. stating this was a blatantly false claim and besides that very hurtful and racist both Rump and Vance persist in fanning the flames of this dumpster fire.  

“This is a piece of garbage that is simply not true. There’s no evidence of this at all. Discussion about Haitians eating dogs is just not helpful. And, again, these people are here legally. They’re here legally, and they want to work, and they are, in fact, working.” – Republican Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine

Why would Rump and Vance continue to highlight this false claim? Fear. Immigrants are the bogeyman Rump has created for white people too fear. He did it in 2016, 2020, and now 2024. According to Rump and the MAGA world immigrants steal, rape, murder, and now eat your pets. And the new addition to this list according to Rump, they take jobs black people are supposed to have. Yes, he really said that to a group of black journalists and a predominantly black audience. This was the same event that he said Harris had just “happened to turn black”. Yup, she just woke up one morning and said I think I will be black.

Look, we aren’t ever, EVER going to change the minds of the MAGA Cult. Rump is their orange Jesus, their savior, protector (from who?), the man that can deliver them back to the promise land wherever the fuck that is, Yada Yada. But that base, that cult isn’t growing, it’s shrinking, it’s dying from lung cancer, cirrhosis of the liver and lots of, “hold my beer and watch this” stunts. There are people who will say they are voting for him and lots of those same people that won’t push his button in the privacy of the voting booth. It happened in 2020, and it will happen again in 2024. Most Americans see him for what he is, a mentally ill piece of shit. He will lose and your vote will ensure that so what do you need to do? VOTE BLUE!      

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Gloom, despair, and agony on me

Gloom, despair, and agony on me. Deep, dark depression, excessive misery. If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all. Gloom, despair, and agony on me.

For those of you old enough to remember the television show Hee-Haw you have heard this song a time or 12. After watching clips of Rump’s “press conference” I decided this is what he needs to play as his theme song.

What we saw was a desperate man, sans his regular orange hue, trying to convince the non-MAGA world that America is a “shit-hole” country and he alone can save us. Now intermingled with the Gloom, Despair, and Agony were lies. Lies about crowd size, “If you look at Martin Luther King, when he did his speech, his great speech, and you look at ours, same real estate, same everything, the same number of people, if not, we had more”. Lies about Tim Walz, “He’s going for things that nobody’s ever heard of. Heavy into the transgender world, heavy into lots of different worlds, having to do with safety.”

But my favorite lie was about what is now known (yes Google it) as the Helicopter Story, “Well, I know Willie Brown very well. In fact, I went down in a helicopter with him.”  It never happened. In fact, per Willie Brown, he has never been on a helicopter with Rump, and has never told Rump “Terrible things” about Kamala Harris. When asked about the made-up incident Mr. Brown stated “That’s so far-fetched, it’s unbelievable. I could not envision thinking of Kamala Harris in any negative way. She’s a good friend a long time ago, absolutely beautiful woman, smart as all hell, very successful, electorally speaking.”

Why would he make this kind of shit up? There are all kinds of different answers being offered on the internet from drug addiction, to dementia, to severe mental health issues, he can’t distinguish fact from fantasy. Here is what I think, yes to all the above. It has been whispered for years that he is addicted to Adderall. In fact, his “Doctor” now Senator Ronny Jackson was called the Candy Man while Rump was in office.

If you listen to him during one of his in-bred, MAGA rallies the signs of dementia are everywhere, slurring words (could be the Adderall), losing his place on the teleprompter, just generally looking lost. Recently he said he defeated Obama in 2017 and was running against Hillary rather than Biden. Maybe that was wishful thinking on his part. And as far as his mental health, well the vast majority of Americans know the dude is bat shit crazy. He demonstrates it every time he opens his mouth. Hell, listen to all his crazy “sir” stories (yes, it’s a thing Google that too), “A strong man came up to me, tough kind of a guy, and said: ‘I want to thank you Sir for saving our country.’ And he had tears coming down his eyes. This wasn’t just a statement, because he had tears coming down. Unless he was a real wise guy. But he had tears coming down his eyes.”

Since the day he came down the “golden escalator” (yes, another thing, Google it), in 2015, Rump has set-up that the fix is in. He has convinced all his MAGA trash that there is no way Ronald J. Rump could ever lose anything. He is a winner! Has always been a winner and the only way he could or can lose is if the other side cheats. Case in point, this is his unhinged post this weekend on his Dollar Store social media platform:  Has anyone noticed that Kamala CHEATED at the airport? There was nobody at the plane, and she “A.I.’d” it, and showed a massive “crowd” of so-called followers, BUT THEY DIDN’T EXIST! She was turned in by a maintenance worker at the airport when he noticed the fake crowd picture, but there was nobody there, later confirmed by the reflection of the mirror like finish on the Vice Presidential Plane. She’s a CHEATER. She had NOBODY waiting, and the “crowd” looked like 10,000 people! Same thing is happening with her fake “crowds” at her speeches. This is the way the Democrats win Elections, by CHEATING – And they’re even worse at the Ballot Box. She should be disqualified because the creation of a fake image is ELECTION INTERFERENCE. Anyone who does that will cheat at ANYTHING!

Now let me point out the obvious, Rump is setting MAGA up for a loss this November caused by the Democrats “CHEATING” because that’s the only way he could possibly lose. Per Rump, he is leading in every poll, and drawing the biggest crowds, although he only goes to states like Montana and Wyoming. Everything is a big dick contest with Rump and the way he placates his ego is to only talk to friendly media, quote friendly polls, and make appearances in welcoming states. He was not then and will never be in the future the President for all the people. You’re either for him or against him and if you’re against him you are a liberal, a communist, a socialist, unamerican, radical left, a cheater, Godless……       

I opened this post calling Rump “desperate”. Why is he desperate? Because the only way he can make most of his legal issues go away and delay others is to be elected President. It’s the defense he is counting on. Yes, the Supreme Court and one particular “friendly” judge have thrown him some lifelines but once the evidence comes out it will be hard for the Supreme Court to put that genie back in the bottle.

As with everything else Rump claims he is being unfairly targeted by the deep state, picked on by socialist democrats financed by George Soros, being persecuted for being a winner! He is innocent of every crime he has ever committed, been charged with and found guilty of. INNOCENT! But we know better. Most innocent people gladly accept their day in court, as soon as possible, to prove their innocence. Rump, on the other hand, delays the proceedings as long as he can, spending millions upon millions of those hard earned MAGA political donations on a bevy of lawyers he has scraped from the bottom of a barrel because no one else will work with him.

But still MAGA loves him, worships him, buys all his crap both figuratively and literally and when he loses, he will implore them to take to the streets, burn the world down, to defend his honor because he is the anointed king of freedom, Christianity, and patriotism. He is MAGA’s defender, their retribution, the savior of white people, dumb rednecks, racist, homophobes, dark ages Christians, and he doesn’t give a shit about any of them as long as they continue to make donations, buy his cheap shit, and keep him out of jail.    

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The Blue Tidal Wave

Look, just so I set the tone, I would vote for Joe Biden over Ronald Rump if he was in a full body cast, with a feeding tube up his nose, and on life support. Joe Biden has more smarts, experience, knowledge, more humanity, compassion and empathy in his big toe with a hangnail than Ronald has in his entire bulbous, orange body.

What Joe Biden did was a selfless act for this country. Was it a tough decision? Yes. Did it take some tough love? Oh, hell yeah. But in the end, one of the most powerful men in the world made a decision not about himself but about the country that he loves. And despite what Rump and MAGA would have you to believe, Joe will go down in HISTORY as one of the great Presidents. Ronald’s spot in last place as the worst President ever in history is secure probably for the next century or two.  

I have an 85-year-old father and have seen a dramatic decline in his physical abilities over the last two years. Yes, he moves slower, and uses a cane to steady himself. There are things he simply can’t do today that he was able to do just a couple of years ago like mow the grass. Unfortunately, he still drives like a bat out of hell. But he is smart as a tack, very sharp, and still large and in charge, running several church committees, and having lunch with the movers and shakers in his community all while getting dosed with chemo 3 days every month.

Yes, Joe made a hard decision, the decision that beating Rump and MAGA was more important for the health and long-term success of our nation than satisfying his ego. And believe me when I say this, Ronald Rump wouldn’t, couldn’t make that same decision because he is a narcissistic piece of shit.

There is speculation, I don’t know how true it is, but I wouldn’t hold it past him, that Joe waited until Rump picked his V.P. and after the RNC convention to announce his decision not to run. Why is that important? Because it forced Rump to show his hand with his pick and took the steam out of the convention and changed the news narrative. Rather than FOX News playing sound bites from the convention Kamala’s picture was plastered all over the television screen.

Rump and his team of ass kissers were caught flat footed when Joe made his announcement and pushed Kamala out front. Since the debate, Joe has angrily and forcefully insisted that he wasn’t going anywhere. Was that all an act? A ploy to make Ronald and MAGA overly confident? So confident that he picks a V. P., JD Vance, that really doesn’t help him expand the base in any way and honestly hurts him more, if that is possible, with women. Vance called Kamala a “miserable, childless cat lady” and that is where Rump, Vance, and the MAGA acolytes have landed, telling lies, slinging insults, diminishing her because of her race and gender, and stereotyping her as a “DEI hire” (diversity, equity and inclusion), because that’s all they got.

I heard an interview today where Rump was saying that Kamala said all kinds of mean, nasty things about Joe when she was running against him. Let me remind you that just a few short years ago JD Vance called Rump an “idiot” and said he was “reprehensible” and compared him to Adolf Hitler. I don’t remember Kamala comparing Joe to Hitler. Maybe I missed that sound bite. JD also suggested during his 2022 Senate campaign (the interview is on YouTube), that getting a divorce was too easy. He said people “shift spouses like they change their underwear” (Ronald has changed his panties a few times JD). Mr. Vance even stated that people in unhappy marriages, even violent ones, should stay together for their children. He is staunchly opposed to abortion, even in the case of rape and incest. He sounds like the perfect guy to round out the MAGA presidential dream ticket.

Over the next few months, you are going to hear Kamala called every racist, sexist name in the MAGA playbook. I bet Congressman Steve King from Iowa even drops the N-bomb on her at some point. He is a card-carrying white nationalist from Iowa, his handbook requires him to call her that. Rump and the MAGA minions will question her citizenship, a replay from the Obama birtherism playbook. They will say she is dumb, a liar, and she only got the job, any job, because she is black, and a woman, and on and on and on, because again, that’s all they got.

I will make a prediction here, Kamala Harris will smoke his fat, orange ass in November. It won’t even be close. Fathers will vote for Kamal for their daughters. Grandfathers will vote for her for their granddaughters. Mothers and Grandmothers will vote for her because they understand how hard it was for Kamala to get to this point and they are tired of men like Rump and Vance trying to chain them back up in the kitchen. Yea, Rumps 40% or even 45% white MAGA base isn’t going to get him across the finish line again. He is a loser, and I can’t wait to see him drown in the blue tidal wave come November 5th 

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Christian Nation

The Constitution- Our founding fathers pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor to make The Constitution the law of the land, and it is our sacred duty to uphold that and reject laws, government actions, and government entities that are not in line with The Constitution.

God- Our nation was founded as a Christian nation and our founders recognized that a deep reverence for God was necessary for the success of a free nation.  Furthermore, history shows us that totalitarianism seeks to destroy the idea of God and the worship of the divine in an attempt to replace God with the state. As our creed goes, we serve no master save our God, and the state serves We The People.

The Constitution, and God are two of six platform issues listed on the website of the Greenville County Republican Party. The other four are Equal Opportunity, Medical Freedom, School Choice and Pro Life.

The very first sentence of the First Amendment of the Constitution states- Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. Now, I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but that statement does not imply, nor does it mandate that America is a Christian nation. Hell, our nation was founded on the backs of black, brown and red humans. People with no rights or privileges. People that were property, disposable and these actions were justified because somewhere deep in that book of fables, the Bible, there is a sentence, a phrase, that makes it okay to treat your dog better than your slave.

And today, seemingly every Podunk GOP association across the country has adopted these policies and has named Donald J. Trump as head of the Christian Church.

So why would the GOP insist that the official religion of the USA is Christianity? One reason only, white people. You see, 39 wealthy, white men signed the Constitution. No women, no people of color, 39 white men. Were they all Christian? Maybe, as Christianity was defined in 1787. But the problem is and has been that for 240 years we, as a nation, have forced Christianity down the throats of our citizens. School board meetings, City and County Council meetings, all kinds of municipal and community meetings open with a prayer to a Christian God, and worse to a Jesus, “in Jesus’ name we pray, amen”. If we are a Christian nation, it’s been guilt by association, but Louisiana is working to change that.

Jeff Landry is Louisiana’s new MAGA governor, and he has been a busy little beaver since January overhauling the morality of Louisiana based on “his” interpretation of Jesus Christ. He has criminalized abortions, legalized castration for sex offenders, taken away rights of the LGBTQ community, eliminated parole, expanded the death penalty and lowered age limits for juveniles to be tried as adults. And his latest stunt, requiring that the Ten Commandments be displayed in every public-school classroom. What would Jesus do?

Given the hypocritical direction the “Christian” faith is headed I no longer identify as a “Christian” despite having spent 80% of my life in the Presbyterian Church. But I have also spent 50% of my life studying many different religions with a particular interest in the formation of the Christian faith, the good, the bad, and the oh so ugly. For 2,000 years an assembly of white men have molded the Christian faith to fit whatever narrative they deem appropriate for the time period and society they reside in, and it continues today. Hell, they have made Donald J. Trump the headstone of their church, a man who has zero similarities to Jesus Christ and a man that wants to sell you a Bible for $60 that also contains the US Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence and the Pledge of Allegiance. Yup, what would Jesus do?    

What separates Jews from Christians is Jesus. Jesus is the reason Cajuns in Louisiana can eat crawfish, and BBQ pork. Jesus’ life, presences, and existence were the new commandants and Jesus summed up, quite succinctly, how Christians should live their lives with just two phrases, “You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind” and “You shall love your neighbor as yourself“. Follow these two decrees and you shouldn’t have to worry about the other eight.

In my community, mainline, traditional churches, the type of church I grew-up in are dying. What we are left with are a handful of big denominational churches, and mega, prosperity churches with a Starbucks like coffee bars, an array of snacks to nibble on and a hip-hop band thumping out unrecognizable music to a 60-year-old. Today, the Church, not religion, has become a social club. A place that gives you a sticker to put on the back of your car, so that people know you are affiliated with an exclusive organization of like minded, and like colored people.

Jews have been waiting 3,500 years for the arrival of a Messiah. Christians have been waiting 2,000 years for the second coming of Jesus. I am confident that if Jesus showed-up today without a Facebook, Twitter or Instagram page we wouldn’t know or believe he is who he is.                     

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The Big Lie

“The unAmerican Weaponization of our Law Enforcement has reached levels of Illegality never thought possible before,” Trump posted. “INDICT THE UNSELECT J6 COMMITTEE FOR ILLEGALLY DELETING AND DESTROYING ALL OF THEIR ‘FINDINGS!’” – Ronald Joke Frump

His (Adolf Hitler) primary rules were: never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it. –  Walter C. Langer for the United States Office of Strategic Services in describing Hitler’s psychological profile.

How do you know when Ronald J. Frump is lying? When his lips are moving. That’s right folks, the January 6th Committee destroyed all their findings except for the 850-page report they released, the thousands upon thousands of transcripts of witness interviews available to you and I with a simple mouse click, oh and the hours upon hours of the television broadcast of the hearing and witness interviews you can find on YouTube. Besides all that, EVERYTHING ELSE HAS BEEN DESTROYED!

You see, the BIG LIE is a thing. Hell it has its own Wikipedia page where it is defined as a gross distortion or misrepresentation of the truth primarily used as a political propaganda technique. And funny enough, Wikipedia has some notable “purveyors” of the big lie technique that include notable Nazis Hitler, and Joseph Goebbels and our very own Ronald J. Frump.

You see Frump knows ILLEGALLY DELETING AND DESTROYING ALL OF THEIR FINDINGS is a sound bite that will get picked-up, passed around, and circle the globe thousands of times on social media, podcast, and conservative news programs without ever checking to see if it is true or not. It isn’t. But he doesn’t care if it is true because it fits his narrative that he is a political prisoner being persecuted by the Political Swamp in Washington.

The lies that Rump, Hannity, and the Conservative Right propagate are easy to fact check but MAGA lemmings don’t because there is comfort in repetition and there comes a point that what is repeated to them often enough become a reality, easy to regurgitate back to whoever is willing to listen. They sound “smart” being able to defend their stance, for instance, that the 2020 election was stolen without having a single shred of evidence. Remember, “If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell”

Four years later, no one, NO ONE has been able to offer any evidence that the 2020 election was stolen from Rump, but the Big Lie persist primarily because Rump, and others simply won’t let it die. Why? Because other very important concepts of the big lie are never admitting fault or that you were wrong. Never accept blame and concentrate on one enemy at a time. Blame the enemy for everything that goes wrong and take advantage of every opportunity to disseminate your big lie which Rump does every day on social media and at his rallies.

The big lie is the reason why Rump has worked so diligently getting the Georgia Election Interference Case, the Federal Election Interference Case, and the Classified Documents Case delayed. He knows that all three of these cases will debunk his big lie. He doesn’t have a defense. Who is he going to call as his first witness The Pillow Guy? He also knows the evidence against him is insurmountable and his only recourse is to win the election and have both federal cases dismissed by his Attorney General (probably Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton). The Georgia case, being a state case, creates some challenges for him whether he wins or not, but he is banking on a lifeline from the Supreme Court, his on personal appeals court, or a change of venue to a more “friendly” (read conservative and white), district attorney or jury pool.

Here is the deal ladies and gentlemen, we can not let this MF win in November. I can promise you there will be violence, intimidation, and political shadiness in all the red states. Frump and MAGA will not accept the results of a loss and I am sure there will bloodshed and death just like there was on January 6th but we need to make sure he loses and the only way to do that is get off our ass and vote for Joe Biden.    

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I’m a loser baby

  1. Steve Bannon-contempt of Congress (pardoned by Rump) new charges brought against him.
  2. Peter Navarro-contempt of Congress.
  3. Michael Cohen-violating campaign finance laws (turned on Rump).
  4. Mike Flynn- lying to the FBI (pardoned by Rump).
  5. Paul Manafort-bank and tax fraud crimes (pardoned by Rump).
  6. George Papadopoulos-lying to the FBI about Russian contacts (pardoned by Rump).
  7. Roger Stone-lying to Congress and witness tampering (pardoned by Rump).
  8. Rick Gates-lying to the FBI (turned on Rump).
  9. Allen Weisselberg-perjury and fraud.
  10. January 6th– 1,230 rednecks charged too date and counting.
  11. Ronald J. Rump-Twice impeached, convicted felon.

I was having a beer Thursday with a friend when the news hit, a verdict was in. I had assumed since it was so late in the day that the jury would break and come back in the morning. I also assumed as each day passed that what was going to happen was a hung jury or worse found not guilty. But that didn’t happen, the orange slime was convicted on all 34 counts and joins his long (partial) list of henchmen who had hooked their wagon to his “star”.

So what’s next? The grift of course. I’M A POLITICAL PRISONER! I was just convicted in a RIGGED political Witch Hunt trial: I DID NOTHING WRONG! They’ve raided my home, arrested me, took my mugshot, AND NOW THEY’VE JUST CONVICTED ME! Crooked Joe Biden needs to get the message – right here, right now – that his chances of a 2nd term END TODAY! BUT FOR THAT TO HAPPEN, OUR IMMEDIATE PUSHBACK MUST BE SO MASSIVE, IT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY! WE MUST MAKE JOE BIDEN REGRET EVER COMING AFTER US! Before the day is over, I’m calling on TEN MILLION pro-Trump patriots to chip in and say: I STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP! My end-of-month fundraising deadline is just HOURS AWAY! So at this dark hour, I’m humbly asking for you to PLEASE stand with me now. I know with you by my side, we will win back the White House and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

I know Rump doesn’t give a shit about history, he certainly knows nothing about history because he doesn’t read books, he just looks at the pictures, but with each passing day his spot at the bottom as the worst President in history is very secure. And I can almost guarantee that 20, 50, 100 years from now he will still be at the bottom.

You see, what Rump is too shallow to see or even accept is that this world will continue to turn without him. When his orange skin withers to an ash gray and the squirrel on his head scampers off to find a new home, the Rump name will live on as a loser, a failure, the worst president there ever was. That won’t affect Donnie the lesser, or Eric, or Ivanka, or even Tiffaney but it will follow Barron, and the grandkids, and great grandkids around for the rest of their lives. 100 years from now, when we are all dead and gone, Frump will be but a footnote in school history books.

COVID was Rump’s Moses moment, to lead this country out of the COVID desert instead we got:

“It’s going to disappear. One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear. And from our shores, we — you know, it could get worse before it gets better. It could maybe go away. We’ll see what happens. Nobody really knows.”

 “I’ll be right eventually. I will be right eventually. You know I said, ‘It’s going to disappear.’ I’ll say it again. It’s going to disappear, and I’ll be right.”

 “So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light — and I think you said that that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going to test it. And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way, and I think you said you’re going to test that, too. It sounds interesting. And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs, and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that.”

Rather than being a leader he was a bullshitter and 1,200,000 Americans died, the economy tanked, and we were all looking for toilet paper. The moment, the battle was too big for him. He couldn’t buy or sue his way out of it. COVID showed those of us who were paying attention what a weak, loudmouth, bombastic, loser he is, and still is.

“Show me someone without an ego, and I’ll show you a loser.” – Ronald J. Rrump

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Retards, Morons, Idiots, and Dummies

Ronald Frump- “Crooked Joe Biden’s DOJ, in their Illegal and UnConstitutional Raid of Mar-a-Lago, AUTHORIZED THE FBI TO USE DEADLY (LETHAL) FORCE. NOW WE KNOW, FOR SURE, THAT JOE BIDEN IS A SERIOUS THREAT TO DEMOCRACY. HE IS MENTALLY UNFIT TO HOLD OFFICE — 25TH AMENDMENT,”

Rep. Paul Gosar, R-Ariz.- “Biden ordered the hit on Trump at Mar-a-Lago.”

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga.- “The Biden DOJ and FBI were planning to assassinate Pres Trump and gave the green light.”

Benny Johnson- “Joe Biden authorized the assassination of President Trump.”

Let me begin as a follow-up to my last post, told you so. There was NO WAY on God’s green earth that Ronald Frump was going to testify. Oh sure he “WANTED TOO!” Bullshit! “All I can do is tell the truth” Rump proclaimed to reporters. Right! Here is the problem with that proclamation, he has never told the truth about anything in his entire life so why start now? We can just add this to his long list of loud boasts of shit he is going to do and never does. Next up, the debate with Joe Biden. Something tells me he is already working on his excuse to weasel out of that too.

Anyway, I guess you have heard by now that President Biden was locked and loaded to take Rump out during the FBI raid at Mar-a-Lago. Unfortunately, the mango moron wasn’t even there! Damn, I guess the FBI got some bad intel. The funny thing here is that Rump has all his trials on hold at the Supreme Court because he believes he is entitled to “Blanket” presidential immunity. Think about that for a second, if that truly is the case what could we do to President Biden if he did, in fact, give the order to take the orange man down? According to Rump, nothing because Biden would have “Blanket” presidential immunity. I wonder if Rump has really thought that one through.

It would be easy enough to label Rump a traitor, a national security risk, hell a universal security risk, and certainly a national embarrassment and an A1 fuck-up. I think President Biden would have just cause on his side plus that all important presidential immunity. But the sane Americans know Biden wouldn’t do that. The sane American’s know a President can’t do whatever the hell they want to do. Sadly, just the sane American’s know that.

Then we got MAGA, the retards, the morons, the idiots, and the dummies. The ones who buy a cheap piece of shit bible made in China for $75.00. Or trading cards for $150.00 with airbrushed pictures of Rump in various superhero costumes. Or how about Frump fake gold currency (no you can’t buy a 12-pack of Milwaukee Best Ice no matter how “valuable” Rump told you the coin is), t-shirts, hats, flags….yes, these are by far the stupidest people walking on the planet and sadly still making babies with their first cousins.

According to Federal Election Commission filings, Rump has spent $100 million dollars in legal fees paid for by, you guessed it, MAGA donors to his political PAC’s. One of his PAC’s, Save America, has paid $50 million of that $100 million and still MAGA sends him their nickels, and dimes and quarters.

If you go on his website, you get hit with the first request for money, clear it out and the top first half of his main page is where he begs for more money and tries to sell you shitty merchandise. At the bottom are his videos where he spews lies and makes shit up. Everything is rigged against him. 2020 Election-rigged. Election lawsuits-rigged. E. Jean Carroll trail-rigged. NY fraud trail-rigged. NY criminal trail-rigged. Do you see a pattern MAGA nation? I didn’t think so.

There is a theory floating around that the MAGA movement stems from loneliness and isolation. I can see it. Think about these people, 50, 60, 70 years old whose primary hobby is smoking Marlboro’s, drinking Milwaukee Best Ice and spending 15 hours a day on Facebook with FOX News playing in the background. They’re lonely, bored, and in their mind marginalized, and powerless. What Rump and the MAGA movement provides them is a tribe, circus rallies to attend, and a “strength in numbers” mentality. It worked for Hitler.

So what is the profile of a MAGA supporter? The University of Washington (UW) did a recent study, “they’re not a terribly diverse group: at least 60 percent of them are White, Christian, and male. Further, around half are retired, over 65 years of age, and earn at least $50K per year. Finally, roughly 30 percent have at least a college degree. That MAGA supporters are older, Christian, men, more than half of whom are retired, comports with the now-familiar images of the Capitol riots. What may seem a bit surprising is that about half are middle-class by income, and almost 1/3 are middle-class by educational criteria. Apparently, these same images of the riot participants, ones portraying a mainly working-class crowd, were misleading.”

Remember the word tribe, here is the definition: a social division in a traditional society consisting of families or communities linked by social, economic, religious, or blood ties, with a common culture and dialect, typically having a recognized leader. I think we can all agree that another component of the MAGA definition of a tribe is loneliness.

I know I covered a lot of ground in this rambling post but I continue to be amazed that these people buy Rump’s bullshit and worse, send him their hard earned money and we all know them. My sisters father in-law, a man in his late 80’s, living in Florida now (big surprise), a smart man, not college smart, worldly smart, that had a successful career, and made great investments in the stock market, he sends Rump money EVERY MONTH and bitches about Biden this and that. My sister asked him recently how his stocks were doing, “FANTASTIC!” was his response, the best they have in six years. “So better than two years ago?” my sister asked. “Yes, better than four years ago”, he responded. “Gosh, who was the President four years ago?” Crickets. Obviously, the answer to that question is economy during Rumps’ term in office-rigged.           

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Will he, or won’t he?

“I’m not allowed to testify. I’m under a gag order. I guess, right? I’m not allowed to testify, because this judge, who’s totally conflicted, has me under an unconstitutional gag order. So, I’m not allowed to testify because of an unconstitutional gag order.” – Ronald Frump 5-2-24

I think I have finally figured out this whole Frump having sex with porn stars, Playboy bunnies, and molesting women in dressing rooms thing. There is another 6′ 3″, buff 235-pound, man with a dead squirrel on his head that looks just like Ronald J. Frump roaming around wreaking havoc. That has got to be the answer, right? It is simply a case of mistaken identity. Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal just think that they had sex (yuck) with Ronald, and it really wasn’t Frump that molested E. Jean Carroll in the dressing room it was his evil body double. Now Stormy could identify Frump’s penis (double yuck) because she stated it had a very distinctive mushroom shape but don’t look for Frump to whoop out his Johnson for the jury to see although I am sure he would be proud to do it, “it’s magnificent, powerful, the biggest the world as ever seen”.

I mean come on, Ronald is a saint, just ask him. He compares himself to Mother Teresa, Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandela, and Abraham Lincoln. NO WAY he would have sex with a porn star while his third wife (but who is counting) was pregnant with his fifth (if you count Tiffany which he doesn’t because he thinks she is fat) child. Not only is this trial a witch hunt and political persecution it is a mistake, he didn’t do any of these horrible things. It was his evil body double and Mike “The Pillow Guy” Lindell has all the evidence to prove it.

We all know Ronald is a God-Fearing man. I mean come on, he is selling God Bless The USA Bible’s for just $59.99! And remember, they are OFFICIALLY endorsed by President Rump, a man that really knows his theology. Remember him naming “Two” Corinthians as his favorite book of the bible? And I am sure this is the verse he quotes all the time: “That is why, for Christ’s sake, I delight in weaknesses, in insults, in hardships, in persecutions, in difficulties. For when I am weak, then I am strong.” Except this is the Rump Bible version: “That is why, for Christ’s sake, I delight in strength, in insulting, in wealth, in persecuting, in luxury. For when I am strong, then I am powerful.” Yes, he is regular Jimmy Swaggart.

Sorry, what I really wanted to write about is the oh so slim possibility that Ronald will take the stand and testify at his hush money trail. For you gamblers, the odds of being killed in a plane crash are 1 in 11 million, of getting bit by a shark, 1 in 11.5 million and winning the lottery, 1 in 300 million. The odds of Ronald J. Frump testifying are 1 in a trillion. He will boast, he will brag, he will crow to his MAGA inbreds that oh HELL YEAH, he is going to take the stand but privately he is wetting himself at the prospect. The only way Frump takes the stand is if the prosecutor pinky promises not to be mean to him or ask him any questions about Stormy, Karen, hush money or mushrooms. He would be willing to discuss his love of Kim Jong Un and obviously himself though.  

If any of you have seen his E. Jean Carroll deposition you know what an absolute clown witness he would be. Honestly, this entire trail could be over in a matter of days if Rump were called as the first and only witness. I can promise you that the prosecutor would get him to admit that he had sex with both woman with one statement, “Mr. Rump, both Ms. Daniels and Ms. McDougal stated that you had a problem, how do I say this delicately, getting it up and that you required some extra help and that it was over in a matter of a few minutes. Is this correct?” We all know how he would respond, case closed. No, Ronald isn’t going to testify, and he isn’t being prevented from testifying by the gag order. He wishes he was though, I promise but he will have to go to Barron’s high school graduation now.

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Citizen Trump

Ronald J. Frump wrote this on his Twitter Want to Be platform: IF IMMUNITY IS NOT GRANTED TO A PRESIDENT, EVERY PRESIDENT THAT LEAVES OFFICE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY INDICTED BY THE OPPOSING PARTY. WITHOUT COMPLETE IMMUNITY, A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PROPERLY FUNCTION!

Ronald J. Frump DIDN’T write this on his Twitter Want to Be platform: A President of the United States must have Full Immunity in order to properly function and do what has to be done for the good of our Country. A Nation-destroying ruling like this cannot be allowed to stand. If not overturned, as it should be, this decision would terribly injure not only the Presidency, but the Life, Breath, and Success of our Country. A President will be afraid to act for fear of the opposite Party’s Vicious Retribution after leaving Office. I know from personal experience because I am going through it right now. It will become a Political Weapon used for Election Interference. Even our Elections will be corrupted and under siege. So bad, and so dangerous for our Nation. SAVE PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY! (Ronald probably added this last part though)

I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

Could the Founding Fathers have ever imagined a piece of shit like Ronald J. Frump being elected President of the United States when the Constitution was signed 237 years ago? Hard to know. I am sure there was the occasional clown out there over the last two centuries that made a run for the office or even held office. I don’t know much about presidential history so maybe there was another Frump type buffoon in the mix many years ago but honestly, I find it hard to believe.

Ranked as the worst president of all times is James Buchanan the 15th President of the United States, a place of honor he has held for many years. Historians contend that Buchanan’s sympathy toward the South and reluctance to stop the first seven states from seceding led to the American Civil War. It was said about Buchanan that, “Publicly and politically, Buchanan was a fierce defender of the Constitution and slavery as a constitutional right. Privately, he seemed aware and comfortable with the idea of Black people working for him in ways that white people would not.”

So, Buchanan was a racist piece of shit and why he typically tops the charts as the worst president of all time. But guess who is number two? Go ahead, take a stab at it. That’s right, you know him, you love him, everyone’s self-proclaimed favorite president Ronald J. Frump.

You would think it would take years, decades even to achieve the number two spot but Ronald did it in just a few. Certainly, being impeached twice in the House helps (no other president was impeached twice in the House so that’s got to be a point of pride for him). Countless lawsuits, including federal charges of attempting to overturn the election, starting an insurrection, and stealing classified documents help. Hell, a conviction here or there and old Ronald might just get that top spot and we all know how much he loves being number one although we know he really is a number two.

Since 1789 when big George became President, we have rocked along for 234 years without giving much thought to Presidential immunity. Why? Because we have never needed too until this Psycho Clown came on the scene. You see here is a simple thought, only guilty people need immunity. If Rump had nothing to hide, if Rump truly thought his actions were legal, trying to overturn the election, starting an insurrection, stealing classified documents, threatening, and abusing E. Jean Carroll twice, and paying Stormy Daniels to keep her mouth shut then he wouldn’t need the protection of the Presidential Seal. But that’s his defense, it’s all he’s got. In his mind, he is untouchable because once upon a time he was the President, and he has the Secret Service detail to prove. But the court disagreed, “For the purpose of this criminal case, former President Trump has become citizen Trump.

One of Rump’s MANY former attorneys noted that of all the words in the District of Columbia Circuit Court of Appeals 57-page decision, those two citizen Trump more than likely set his clown hair on fire. Of all the formers still alive, Obama, W. Bush, and Carter, Rump is the only one that acts like he is still the king of the world. Words like shallow, insecure, egotistical, don’t even scratch the surface of this guy’s neurosis. But 45% of the American population continue to follow this guy off the cliff and I bet 25% of them would do ANYTHING to make him President Rump again.

I was listening to a podcast the other day that really made me think. When Rump was elected back in 2016, people that we know, friends and family, people that we use for services, like doctors, lawyers, accountants, voted for him because he was the GOP candidate and the Dem candidate, Hillary Clinton, simply had too much liberal baggage. All the GOPers said the same thing, Frump will settle down, all his bullshit and bluster was just for show, campaign rhetoric. He will surround himself with “the best people” and he will use his business acumen to Make America Great Again! Unfortunately, the wheels fell off that wagon in a matter of months and Rump cemented his position as the second worst President in American history.

The point of the podcast was this, the GOP no longer exist, it has all been sucked into the MAGA blackhole whose annotated king is Ronald J. Frump. Ronald runs all aspects of MAGA. He can get you reelected if you say nice things about him and tell him he is pretty or he will crucify and punish you and make sure you don’t get a single MAGA vote. He controls most of the members of Congress and the Senate and tells them how to vote and what course of action to pursue, read Hunter and Joe Biden investigation, all from the comfort of his kingdom, Mar-a-Lago. He even holds supreme over the Republican National Committee and apparently has made the decision to cut Ronna McDaniel lose.

So, per the guest commentator on this podcast, our friends and family, people that we use for services, like doctors, lawyers, and accountants that identified as GOP Republicans back in the day, are now MAGA Republicans because the GOP doesn’t exist whether they believe it or would even acknowledge it. Pretty chilling.        

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Another Disgrace to our American System of Justice

I am in the process, along with my team, of interviewing various law firms to represent me in an Appeal of one of the most ridiculous and unfair Witch Hunts our Country has ever seen – The defamation Sham presided over by a Clinton appointed, highly partisan, Trump Hating Judge, Lewis Kaplan, who was, together with certain other Radical Left Democrat Judges, one of the most partisan and out of control activists that I have ever appeared before. He was a “bully” who demanded two trials, rather than one, denied me Due Process, would not allow me to put forth vital evidence (of which there was much!), and only allowed me to be on the witness stand for minutes, telling my lawyer what to ask, and telling me to only give one word answers, as his wife and friends sat in cordoned off front row seats watching with glee. This entire HOAX is a disgrace to our American System of Justice. Any lawyer who takes a TRUMP CASE is either “CRAZY,” or a TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT. I will make my decision soon! – Ronald J. Frump on Da’ Truth (1-30-24)

So, Ronald’s attorney Alina Habba, who has enough silicone in her body to caulk the tubs and windows of 15 MAGA Mobile Homes, is getting kicked to the curb. Big surprise. Maybe you remember, I know it’s hard to keep up with, when Ronald replaced her last year as the lead attorney on the first E. Jean Carroll trial that he lost. The attorney that replaced her? Joe Tacopina who quit on Ronald just two weeks ago. Tacopina was going to be the lead attorney for the Stormy Daniels hush money trail. Now Joe is making the rounds telling anyone that will listen that Ronald “might” be in a little bit of trouble. You think?

Now Ms. Habba had one, okay two, attributes that appealed to Rump, big tits and silicone filled pouty lips. The orange bozo just can’t help himself. Was she an experienced attorney? God lord no. She will never argue a case in the hallowed halls of the Supreme Court, but she has breasts, lips, and looks great, at least in Ronald’s eyes, on Newsmax. Check, check, and check all of his qualifications. And the “Trump Hating Judge, Lewis Kaplan” who has been a freaking judge for 30 years schooled her flat ass on how to conduct herself in his court because apparently her only real courtroom experience was in traffic court. But as Frump notes above the judge was mean to Habba and him. Judge Kaplan wouldn’t let them turn his court into a circus because he is a “bully”.

And I love the “demanded two trials” shtick. Why were there two trails? Let me help you. Frump lost the first one, and then he kept fucking with E. Jean Carroll, so she sued him again. Several months ago, Frump was bitching that the first trail he lost to Ms. Carroll wasn’t heard in front of a jury of his peers and how unfair that was to him. Let me tell you a little secret, that was at Frump’s request. He was so confident that he would bulldoze his way through, he waived his right to a jury trial and didn’t even show up. He lost. Then he did have a jury at his second trial and his “peers” (obviously all radical leftist) awarded Ms. Carroll $83 million.

Of all the crap he posted above the only “Truth” he got right is this, any lawyer who takes a Frump case is crazy. He is the most radioactive client you could possibly have. Hell, attorneys have been kicked-out of their firms for even having a meeting with him or having a “thumbs-up” picture taken beside him. What his “team” will end up with is an Alina Habba part deux or maybe they pull old Rudy out of the bankruptcy ashes and give him another shot. He has burned through attorneys with the same zest that he plans on using to burn down America. Keep in mind, Frump has one defense, because he is guilty as hell, become president again at any cost. He truly is the most dangerous man in the world because he is a deranged animal, in a cage and the door is slamming shut. And just like January 6th, he has a horde of mindless twits, including elected officials, willing to do anything he tells them to do. Should be an interesting 2024.         

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