Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.
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"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, February 24, 2026

The Nazi Truck With a Built-In Crematorium

You are 17 times more likely to be burned alive in a Cybertruck than a Ford Pinto.

Don't give one to anyone who owes you money.

I Am Shocked, Shocked, that the DoJ is Covering up Epstein for Trump

The Justice Department has withheld some Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor, an NPR investigation finds. It also removed some documents from the public database where accusations against Jeffrey Epstein also mention Trump.

It's a lengthy story, the thrust of it is what one would expect: Trump abused young girls and Bondi's lawyers are covering it all up, despite the law require disclosure. The billionaires all think they're above the law and if they get caught, they can buy a pardon from Donnie.

Each morning, every conservative should stand in front of their mirror, acknowledge that Donald Trump is a pedophile, and they support him anyway because they are getting what they want from him.

In other words, they're fine with sacrificing kids for their own gain.

Monday, February 23, 2026

ICE is Still Evil

Truly.

ICE is training its new agents to violate the Constitution and the law.

The criminal trials of ICE/CBP agents that'll start in 2029 will be epic. We can put the top brass in Stephen Miller's cellblock.

Dogpile on the FBI's Make-a-Wish Boy

Normally, I'd try to amass a few, but fuck that guy. Taking a government jet to go get hammered at a hockey game is abusive spending at its finest.



Six years ago, SecNav flew halfway around the world in his government jet to scream at the crew of an aircraft carrier, but even that was kinda sorta offical business.

This, on the other hand, is as big a case of abuse as Dachau Barbie allegedly screwing her brains out on a government luxury 737.

Maybe I'm Piling on the FBI's Make-a-Wish-Boy Director

But I don't think so:

Make-a-Wish-Boy, When He Didn't Have Access to a Gummint Jet

Kash Patel in 2023: “I’m just saying Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”

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— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) November 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM

He's a little troll. His one function is flying around in his taxpayer-paid ride to show up at high-profile crime scenes with his child-sized raid jacket and toy badge, like he's real police.

Sunday, February 22, 2026

$75,000 Make-a-Wish Kid’s Trip

FBI Director Ka$h Patel put on his kiddie-sized jersey to celebrate withe the men's hovkey team.

Sure, FBI, tell us more lies about this being an official trip.

Donnie Continues to Beclown Himself

He wants to send a "hospital boat" to Greenland.

But none are available:

Greenland has 50,000 people or so, five hospitals and free health care. They don't need our help.

But we needed theirs:

Denmark’s military said its arctic command forces evacuated a crew member of a U.S. submarine off the coast of Greenland for urgent medical treatment.

And somehow, because of that, he thinks Greenland needs our help. He's definitely not firing on all cylinders (if he ever has been).

Meanwhile, he apparently used one of his aliases to call into C-SPAN and yell about the tariff decision. He is such an immature child. No wonder the rest of the world is laughing at him.

The Wannabee Autocrat Can't Tolerate Dissent

Donald Trump has told Netflix to remove the Democratic foreign policy expert Susan Rice from its board or “face the consequences”, while the streaming platform is locked in an extraordinary corporate battle to take control of Warner Bros Discovery (WBD).

In comments posted on his Truth Social platform, the US president described Rice – who served as national security adviser to Barack Obama and UN ambassador and White House adviser under Joe Biden – as a “political hack” and accused her of having “no talent or skills”.

Trump’s comments herald a fresh intervention in the takeover battle between Netflix and Paramount Skydance for the studios and streaming businesses of WBD only weeks after promising not to get involved.

He really is a whiney little bitch of a manchild. He can't take anybody of note saying anything bad about him.

He's both demented and narcissistic.

And if you voted for him, damn your hide.

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