Green Paradise
Title: Green Paradise
Author: Durffy
Crossover: Koko wa Greenwood/Saiyuki
Rating: PG, for Sanzo's mouth. No real yaoi, though the usual pairings are there if you squint. Fairly work safe, except whoever catches you reading this will think you're nuts.
Warnings: Possible spoilers for both series. Taking a mildly interesting idea to ridiculous extremes. Unbetaed.
Disclaimer: I am not the owner of these wonderful series, and I intend no copyright infringement. No profit is being made, I'm just having a bit of fun.
Comments: This idea came to me because Suzuki Hiroki, who played the beguiling Shun in the Koko wa Greenwood drama, was also cast as Sanzo in the Saiyuki musical. Also, according to the manga, Hasukawa's nickname in middle school was Son Goku.
Apology: It seemed like a good idea at the time….
Pain streaked through Sanzo's head, and he slowly opened his eyes. He was lying flat on his back in a field of short, green grass. A group of strange youths surrounded him, all looking terribly worried. "Shun, I'm sorry," one of them babbled, "I'm sorry. I was tossing the ball to Tochizawa, and my throw went wild, and it hit you, and I'm so sorry."
Warily, Sanzo studied the ring of young faces, but detected no demonic energy or hostile intentions. He slowly sat up and rubbed the back of his head. A sizable bump was forming. The kid had a good arm. A little work on his control, and he'd be even more dangerous.
"Don't move, Shun," another fellow said anxiously. "You might have a concussion."
Irritated by the pointless concern, Sanzo scowled. "Pipe down. I know what a damned concussion feels like, and this isn't it."
There was a small explosion of gasps from the boys, and a flurry of exchanged glances.
Growing even more annoyed, Sanzo looked around for Goku, Hakkai, or Gojyo. One of them needed to intervene soon, or he was going to kill these overly solicitous punks.
Someone whispered, "Where's Hasukawa?" Another whispered back: "He went to get the doctor, since he runs the fastest."
Sanzo started to get up, deciding he'd had enough of being stared at and whispered over, then noticed what he wore.
Instead of his usual priestly robes, his clothing consisted of a pink t-shirt and short pants. He had never worn anything pink his entire life. The pants were a decently neutral shade of sand, but they only hit him mid-calf. He casually smoothed his hands over the pockets. No gun. No sutra. The bad joke was over.
"Where the fuck," Sanzo said with incredible calm, "are my fucking clothes?"
"Um," one of them answered in a quavering voice. "You're wearing them, Shun."
Sanzo turned a bleak gaze to him. "My name," he said, "is not Shun."
Someone in the group giggled nervously.
Sanzo leapt to his feet and turned to face the gang, bracing himself for a fight.
They were all in their teens, from the look of them. All quite clean, adequately fed; and well, if somewhat colorfully, dressed. The field of grass seemed to be some sort of gaming area, and it was surrounded by a gravel track and seating for observers. A tall, concrete building stood in the near distance; too plain to be a palace, too windowed to be a fortress.
A light breeze blew a lock of Sanzo's hair across his face. It was strawberry-blond and far too long. Suspecting some sort of trick, he brushed it back, and realized that it was indeed his hair. But it was not his hair. He stared at his hand. It was not his hand.
His anger evaporated in a sudden chill. Sanzo had no idea of where he was or of how he had arrived. He held himself motionless, his long-honed survival instincts making him slow down, focus, and wait for more clues.
A door flew open on the building, and Goku ran out. The monkey was dressed in the same outlandish style of clothing as the other boys, but Sanzo recognized him by his build, by the raw energy of his moves, by everything about him. He was running towards them fast, his face grim, and the very air seemed to burn before him.
Relief threatened to well up in Sanzo, and he had to fight it back. It wasn't as if he actually needed the help against these little shits. It wasn't as if he was glad to see Goku in the middle of all the insanity.
"Oh, good," said the first kid, "here comes Hasukawa."
Sanzo's nape prickled. That was Goku. He could feel it; could feel it with every drop of his blood.
In the next instant, he noticed that Goku was not wearing the coronet that limited his power. "Oh, fuck."
And then, it was too late. Goku had arrived and seized his shoulders. But instead of tearing him apart, as the unleashed Seitan Taisei would have done, he merely said: "Shun, are you all right?"
Sanzo's mouth went dry. He should have been much taller than Goku, but they were about the same height.
But this kid was Goku. Same unruly hair, same big brown eyes, same stupid expression. He even smelled the same.
Someone had tampered with Goku's memory, it seemed. And someone had transplanted Sanzo's mind into another body. When the responsible party was found, someone was destined for a serious ass-kicking.
One of the kids said: "Hasukawa-senpai, he doesn't remember his name. And he's talking--kind of weird."
Goku's brow puckered as his worry obviously doubled. "Aniki's on his way. We need to get you to the infirmary."
Sanzo tried to keep his tone neutral. "I'm fine. I don't need a doctor."
Stepping to his side, Goku slid a warm and supporting arm around Sanzo's shoulders. "Can you walk? Let's go."
"Of course, I can walk, moron." Sanzo tried to twitch away, but Goku's grip was firm. "And I said I don't need a doctor."
"Who are you calling a moron, moron?" Goku said. He began to march Sanzo toward the building. "Just think of this as payback for all those times you dragged me to the infirmary."
The door to the building opened again, and a young man in a white lab coat rushed out, carrying a black satchel. Clearly, this was the doctor.
Sanzo tamped back his annoyance, and resigned himself to submitting to circumstances for the time being.
He allowed them to take him to the infirmary, where the doctor confirmed that he didn't seem to have a concussion, and that temporary disorientation and amnesia were common after a blow to the head. He was given some tablets of painkiller, which he pretended to swallow. And an ice bag, which he pressed to his head for a few seconds, before tactfully setting aside.
"Take Shun back to the dorm," said the doctor with a reassuring smile. "Once he has supper and a good night's sleep, I'm sure he'll be fine."
Goku groused as he led Sanzo through a park filled with trees and fountains. "I still think we should take you to the hospital."
Sanzo was scanning the passers-by and the surroundings for any hint of demonic energy, or even general malice, but everyone and everything seemed as disgustingly innocent and happy as they appeared. "Say that again," he said, "and I'll kill you."
"Sure you will," Goku scoffed. "You don't even remember your own name."
"Yes, I do."
"You don't remember anything."
"I believe," said Sanzo, "that I remember more than you."
Goku lapsed into a sullen silence, though he continued to walk with his hand resting on Sanzo's shoulder.
The trees gave way to a paved street. Amidst the unremarkable buildings stood a large, wooden house. In spite of its odd paint job, Sanzo found the timbered structure itself pleasing. As they approached the front door, he asked casually: "And here--?"
"--is Greenwood."
Once inside, Sanzo glanced around and deduced that Greenwood was the dormitory that the doctor had mentioned. The interior was old and shabby, but clean. An appetizing aroma drifted through the air, mingling with the scent of warm wood and young men.
"This way," Goku told him, and brought him into a cafeteria filled with long tables. Sanzo carefully followed his lead as they got their trays of food and found a place to sit.
For a moment, Sanzo considered refusing to eat. But the rice and shrimp tempura didn't smell as if they were drugged or poisoned, and he was damned hungry.
Someone piled into the bench across from him and said: "Hey, we've been looking for you guys."
Sanzo jerked his attention up from his plate and found himself staring at Gojyo.
A much younger version of Gojyo. His hair and eyes were a normal color, though, instead of the wine-red shade of a demon half-breed. His hair was much shorter, as well, and his face was unscarred.
But he was Gojyo. Same slouching grace, same manic glint in his eyes, same horseshit attitude. And he swiped one of Goku's shrimp.
"Hey!" yelled Goku. "Knock it off!"
"Aw, you've still got plenty," Gojyo said. "Don't be so stingy."
Calmly, Hakkai sat down beside Gojyo. "Now, now."
Sanzo hid his hands under the table and clenched them into fists to stop the shaking.
Hakkai was also younger, and he had two good eyes. And, aside from the superficial differences in appearance, he was still Hakkai. Same controlled manner of moving, same patient façade, and the same molten core of rage and self-loathing.
"Hey, Shun," Gojyo said cheerfully, "I hear you got hit in the head this afternoon."
Sanzo grunted and forced himself to eat. He needed to get the four of them alone, somehow, and try to get them to remember. The whole thing had to be some sort of hallucination, and they were all trapped in it together.
"Shun?" Gojyo spoke in a more tentative tone. "Are you all right?"
Goku fidgeted. "He doesn't remember his name, Mitsuru-senpai."
"Really?"
Sanzo looked up from his plate to see Gojyo and Hakkai exchange one of their meaningful looks.
Sanzo lifted his teacup to his mouth. "Shove it, you two. We'll talk about this later."
Gojyo stared at him quizzically. Hakkai raised his brows and murmured: "Well, well. This should be interesting."
After a brief silence, Gojyo resumed teasing Goku, taunting him about unfinished homework. Listening as he ate, Sanzo continued to gather information.
Someone wanted them to believe they were all schoolboys, and they had created this mind-trap to carry out their plot. It seemed more than a plan to take the Maten Scripture; otherwise, the mastermind would have taken what he wanted and killed them all while they were helpless.
After the meal, Goku escorted him back to their assigned quarters. It was a small, but pleasantly appointed room, filled with personal artifacts and creature comforts. For the first time, Sanzo caught sight of his current body.
His hair was too long, strawberry blond, and impossibly shiny; and his eyes were no longer blue. His face was young, but still held its original contours. His body was at the gangly stage, without muscle development, but it felt healthy and flexible.
When everyone entered the room, Sanzo closed the door and joined them at a small table in the middle of the floor.
"Okay, Shun," said Gojyo, "spill it."
As an opening, it was good enough. "My name isn't Shun."
Goku made an unhappy noise.
Smiling a little, Hakkai folded his hands in front of him. "Indeed? Then what is your name?"
"I am Genjyo Sanzo."
Gojyo burst into squeaking laughter and laid his head on the table.
"Senpai!!" Goku yelled indignantly. "It's not funny!"
"Ah," Hakkai murmured. He also seemed to be suppressing laughter, though it was difficult to tell. "The legendary priest from the 'Journey to the West' tales?"
Sanzo frowned in thought. Legendary? Tales?
"No!" Goku grabbed his arm. "You're Kisaragi Shun! And I'm your roommate, Hasukawa Kazuya! Don't you remember?"
"You," Sanzo said, "are the one who doesn’t remember, Seitan Taisei Son Goku."
Gojyo howled with laughter and pounded his fist on the table. "Oh, that's too good. That's perfect!"
Goku crunched his eyebrows together in obvious anger and confusion. "Who told you about that? That was my nickname in middle school, and I hated it!"
"M-m-monkey!" Gojyo stammered, gasping for air between belly laughs. "Suka-chan's a monkey!"
"Don't call me a monkey!"
"Then how 'bout monkey-chan?"
Sanzo pointed at him. "And you are Sha Gojyo."
The laughter stopped. "Eh?"
"Shun," Goku said uncertainly. "He's Ikeda Mitsuru. He's not a kappa." He paused, and a slight smile softened his knotted brow. "Even though he looks like one."
Gojyo's eyes widened dangerously. "Ehhhh?! What did you just say, monkey?"
"Kappa!"
"Monkey!"
Hakkai smiled very pleasantly. It was an unpleasant sight. "I see," he said in a horribly calm manner. "That makes me the disgusting pig-demon, Cho Hakkai."
Sanzo had no idea what he was talking about. "You weren't a pig-demon, and you weren't disgusting." He had been counting on Hakkai, he realized. He needed his help to get the others to wake up to reality. "Damn it, don't you remember anything?"
Hakkai gazed deeply into his eyes, as if measuring Sanzo's soul for a new set of robes. "Perhaps you could tell me a bit more about myself? It seems as if the old fairy story isn't accurate as handed down to us."
Sanzo drew a breath to speak, then thought about what to say. Hakkai carried terrible wounds in his psyche. Best to start with something fairly pleasant, or Hakkai wouldn't want to come back to reality. "You were roommates with Gojyo."
"I still am."
"You have a small, white dragon named Hakkuryu."
"How…cute."
"It turns into a jeep."
Hakkai raised one eyebrow. "Indeed?"
Frustrated, Sanzo turned to Gojyo. "And you--you're nothing but a hellion. A drinking, smoking, fighting, womanizing--"
Gojyo interrupted with a whoop of laughter. "Sounds like fun!"
"--demon half-breed."
Gojyo was laughing so hard, that he clearly had trouble speaking. "H-h-hey, don't I have any bad qualities?"
Determined to break through the hilarity, Sanzo answered quietly. "You have scars on your face, from the time your mother tried to murder you."
"Scars?" Gojyo stopped laughing and stared at him in surprise. "Hey, my face doesn't scar. I'll show you." He gestured to Goku. "Grab the letter opener off your desk, and I'll give a demonstra--"
"No!" Hakkai and Goku said in unison.
Trying to decide his next course of action, Sanzo folded his arms and closed his eyes. There had to be some way to snap them out of their dreaming.
Goku spoke hesitantly: "Shun? Does your head hurt?"
Sanzo looked at him. "Is this place really that much of a paradise? Isn't there anything I can say to wake you up to reality?"
Goku gazed back at him, scowling in worry.
"You are," Sanzo said, "the only unique entity. Born from the earth itself. More than a demon, less than a god. Caged below a mountain for five hundred years until I heard your voice, I freed you, and I brought you out into the sun. Don't you remember?"
A keen expression of understanding formed on Goku's face. "Ah!" He pounded his fist into his hand. "Cherrywood!"
"Ah!" echoed Gojyo. "That would explain it."
"No," said Sanzo through gritted teeth. "It doesn't explain anything. What the hell are you talking about?"
"We have," Hakkai said calmly, "experienced something like this before. Our Hasukawa was transported, body and soul, into another universe. Greenwood was called Cherrywood, and we were all girls."
"Yeah." Gojyo grinned. "Suka-chan from Cherrywood was so cute!"
"I'd say," Hakkai continued, "that what occurred in this instance was an exchange of souls."
Sanzo considered it. It explained why no one had attempted to kill him, or why anyone would go through the trouble of setting up such an elaborate hallucination to steal the scripture. "Suppose that's true," he said. "Then where is your friend, Shun, now?"
"In your body, I presume." Hakkai tilted his head, looking thoughtful. "I hope your companions won't cause him harm, once they realize what's happening."
Sanzo grunted. "They might." He stood up and looked down at the serious young man in front of him. "What's your name?"
"Tezuka Shinobu."
Sanzo glanced at each of them in turn. "Tezuka, Ikeka, Hasukawa, let's go. I have a mission to finish."
"Go?" Hasukawa stared up at him in bewilderment. "Go where?"
"Back to that field." Sanzo headed for the door. "If we can re-create the conditions that brought me here, then--"
Without warning, the door burst open. Since he was leaning to reach for the knob, the door slammed directly into his forehead.
The red-hot pain was followed by an inner flash of white light, and Sanzo felt himself floating away. In the far distance, a young man said: "Hey, Shun! I came to apologize again for hitting you with--Oh, no!!"
***
Sanzo rolled into a crouch and pressed both hands to his forehead. "Shit! Piss! Fuck! Damn!"
Goku shouted in his ear: "Sanzo! You're back!"
"Shut up!" Sanzo shouted back, and squeezed his eyes shut against the throbbing pain. "My head fucking hurts!"
Hakkai laughed indulgently. "Sanzo certainly expresses himself plainly, does he not?"
"Aw, man," Gojyo drawled, "we've got that stinkin' priest back? I liked Shun better."
Reluctantly, Sanzo opened his eyes. They were all gathered in the shade of an abandoned farmhouse. Nothing else to see for miles around except sand and scrub grass; just more desolation wrought by the minus wave.
Sanzo glanced up at Hakkai. "So he was here, huh? The kid."
Hakkai nodded. "He was terribly afraid, but he seemed to know right away what had happened."
Sanzo grunted, not wanting to admit that he had been a little slow on the up-take. He fished his Marlboros out of his pocket and lit one up. The first deep drag seemed to ease the pain behind his eyes. Shit, I needed that.
"Hey, Sanzo," Goku said hesitantly. "Shun said he came from a place called Greenwood. What was it really like?" Then clearly realizing how wistful he sounded, he toughened his tone. "I mean, he made it sound like some kind of paradise."
Sanzo savored another lungful of nicotine before answering. "I suppose it was."
"He said--" Goku was obviously still trying to sound skeptical--"that I was just like one of his friends."
"You are." Sanzo frowned at Goku thoughtfully, thinking of Hasukawa's loyal and affectionate nature. If Goku had never suffered, had never been stripped of his freedom or memories, he might have turned out just like his double at Greenwood. "He was a stupid monkey, too."
Goku gazed earnestly into Sanzo's eyes. "Do you think…we'll ever get a chance to go there? All four of us?"
We don't fucking belong in paradise. But Sanzo couldn't bring himself to say it, because he almost wanted to visit there again; if only to introduce that entirely too willowy version of himself to a weight room. "Who knows?"
"Oh." Goku seemed downcast.
Sanzo reached out and laid his hand on top of Goku's head. "Hey," he said. "There no point in thinking about going to paradise, is there?"
Hakkai donned one of his gentlest smiles. "That's right, Goku. Aren't we going somewhere else?"
"Yeah," Gojyo chimed in, leaning a casual elbow on Hakkai's shoulder. "In pretty much the opposite direction of paradise."
Goku glanced at Hakkai and Gojyo, then suddenly grinned at Sanzo. "Yeah." A ferocious, yet mischievous light burned in his brown eyes. "Hell, yeah! We're going to the west!"
Comments
I'm going to try to write the Shun in Saiyuki universe someday. I'll let you know when I do, okay? ^_^
I liked the story so much. It really fits *__*
Oh man, I wish you've written the part where poor Shun wakes…
Yay for rewatching!! Enjoy!