Eric Dane died of ALS, which is a pretty shitty way to go and a horrible disease you shouldn’t wish on your worst enemy….

Eric Dane was not our enemy, but he is dead and before he was dead he was married to a reckless driver Rebecca Gayheart, who killed a Mexican kid when she was talking on her cellphone before they made cellphone laws. She ruined it for all of us…

She’s managed to overcome her vehicular manslaughter pretty alright, because she’s clearly a psycho who was never phased by it, other than being inconvenienced by it.

Her husband, Eric may have paid the karmic price of her actions…unless he’s being punished for the smut he helped push on the Gen Z generation through that depressing pile of sexualized dog shit that helped create Sydney Sweeney and a bunch of exclusive content trash…or maybe it was years of drugs/VACCINES / GET ANOTHER SHOT DANE….

WHO KNOWS….

What we do know is that to celebrate his life, here’s Kari Anne Penniche his co-star from his drug fueled THREEWAY sex tape that was leaked by GAWKER many years ago and that I posted here before being forced to take it down….

He didn’t regret the sex tape being leaked, because he’s a man and it was a threesome video with his wife and murderer Gayheart and a Playboy chick….that’s the whole point of being rich and famous…fucking non fats at the same time…

Before this one she was a sex tape co-star, she was Miss Teen USA Oregon, she was engaged to Aaron Carter (RIP MOTHERFUCKER), she was on a celeb rehab show and celeb sex addict show and she’s been in Playboy….an all-around-solid and quality woman you’d introduce to your family. or at least to your marriage to spice things up and film the drug fueled THREEWAY sex romp….

Eric Dane may not have been a legend…but he did good enough….better than most…

Fuck it – here’s the sex tape still google-able:

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