They should give Vance the Nobel Peace Prize just to piss off Trump.

We have accomplished our goal of making everything worse than before.

Go ahead, step outside. Breathe. Admittedly, you won't notice much of a difference because the world today is pretty much the same as it was a few weeks ago, only more unstable. Which, again, and we cannot stress this enough, was the whole point.

Tons of vacant stores available. Why blow $30M on The Bronx?

That's supposed to be Christ? Christ wasn't a demented narcissist as far as I know.

Extortion, blackmail and racketeering. It's Trump's lifelong modus operandi. Now it's US national policy and practice. Trump now going to extract tolls. Into his own pocket. That fat bastard should be locked in a large concrete basement with an elk. And the elk should be ram-fed full of acid before he's put in there. An angry, horny, acid-crazed elk. Trump is naked, and the elk is huge, maybe 800 plus. Elks can be ugly customers and once they're full of acid, and they're really horny, oh yeah, all night long!

Talks ended because no one trusts Trump. Mutha phquer speaks with forked tongue.

That Iran would go full terrorist, as is their M.O.?

Blowing up a girl's school and killing 160 students? That's some good terrorism there and whatnot even.

Who would've thought that the reason no one ever attacked Iran would be what happened when we attacked Iran?

My view was this was a stupid war that never should have been started, but that once we started we had to see it through to an endpoint that clearly landed a defeat on Iran. Best I can say for things right now is that last night's terms appear to be a starting point. Because as things stand, the Iranian regime knows that it can survive a US onslaught and bring us to our knees by closing the Straits of Hormuz. This is pretty close to the worst possible ending. It would have been better to end it right after the first few days. Unreal.

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Trump told Fox News that based on progress in negotiations, he may extend his deadline to escalate against infrastructure targets in Iran. Would be the fourth time he has done so.

#TacoTuesday

It's starting to get some Dead Zone vibes.

Considering Santa Claus is obviously a Democrat, I wouldn't put it past Trump.

Republicans, remember: You asked for this. Given the choice between a dozen solid conservatives and one Clinton-supporting con-artist and game-show host, you chose the con-artist. You chose him freely. Nobody made you do it.

Trump's Easter message. It's an Easter miracle!

"We're fighting wars. We can't take care of daycare. You got to let a state take care of daycare, and they should pay for it too. They should pay. They'll have to raise their taxes, but they should pay for it. And we could lower our taxes a little bit to them to make up," Trump said. "It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these individual things. They can do it on a state basis. You can't do it on a federal. We have to take care of one thing: military protection.

"I can't get a ballroom approved. It's pretty amazing, right?" Trump also said in the speech. "If I was a king, we'd be doing a lot more. I'm doing a lot, but I could be doing a lot more if I was a king."

Congratulations to new Attorney General Bob Loblaw.

Our government may suck horribly, but NASA continues to be a reminder that humanity is capable of so much more than it typically delivers and that, maybe, we can have a hopeful future.

Republicans, remember: You asked for this. Given the choice between a dozen solid conservatives and one Clinton-supporting con-artist and game-show host, you chose the con-artist. You chose him freely. Nobody made you do it.

My standards are so low at this point that I will vote for a presidential candidate who promises not to endlessly ------- whine about everything

"My gas and groceries are up 40%, my health insurance is up 50%, and the president is covering up an elite pedophilia ring. But at least there won't be trans athletes competing in a 2028 Olympic sport that I won't be watching."

-My Trump-loving 32 year-old son's text a couple days ago.

Chaplain Hegseth will tell you about how the free world will conquer Muslims with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a ------ for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!

Republicans, remember: You asked for this. Given the choice between a dozen solid conservatives and one Clinton-supporting con-artist and game-show host, you chose the con-artist. You chose him freely. Nobody made you do it.

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

-H.L. Mencken

Screw that. They ban stuff because it's actually good for you. They don't want you to live long enough to be a drain on society. Cigarettes and alcohol are medicine. Big Macs and Twinkies are performance enhancing drugs. Organic and non-GMO are a scam.