{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch","title":"i still dream i can fly...","subtitle":"Donald","author":{"name":"Donald"},"link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"service.feed","type":"application\/x.atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom","title":"i still dream i can fly..."}}],"updated":"2011-04-05T17:20:45Z","entry":[{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:367976","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/367976.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=367976"}}],"title":"Pets and Posts","published":"2011-04-05T17:20:45Z","updated":"2011-04-05T17:20:45Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"pets"}},"content":"&nbsp;Sometimes, I feel a small urge to start a blog for my two dogs, Pandora &amp; Loki. <br \/><br \/>They have enough personality that it could work... and they think they're little people (minus the opposable thumbs), so it wouldn't be a surprise.  <br \/><br \/>Then I realize that my own blog posting is sporadic enough as it is.  With school, I feel a sense of &quot;time crunch&quot; and barely have enough time for any real socializing and blogging, let alone maintaining a whole new blog for the pets<br \/><br \/>but it's tempting... oh so tempting<br \/><br \/>Loki, being the super-nosy being, would definitely be discussing all the comings and goings of the neighborhood.  The blinds in the front part of the apartment *must* be left up a foot, so he can see out and watch everyone.  NOSY DOG!  If he could work the remote control, I am sure he would fill me on on the summary of the day's soap operas.  He'd also know all the best neighborhood gossip.  And he'd daydream about Chicken.  Roast Chickens the size of minivans.  Chicken Bits that float through the air, and one must simply leap up to snag morsels of yumminess.  Chickens that tango across the room, before laying down in the food bowl, surrounded by tasty veggies.  Chicken.  Chicken for day, years, eons...of all sizes and shapes.  CHICKEN!<br \/><br \/>Pandora would discuss her Napoleonic complex - the complexities and difficulties of trying to rule an apartment (let alone the world) when she's less than a foot tall...let alone barely a foot long.  She'd be addicted to the news all day, blasting Sarah Palin for her stupidity and Barack Obama for his inability to strike out in a brave manner on any topic.  She'd delve into politics, world events, social commentary...and would have a very well-developed dialogue.  She'd argue with the radio (as if they could hear her), providing commentary to NPR and attempting to bash in the hollow head of Glenn Beck.  <br \/><br \/>Maybe they can just have a Facebook page, for starters, and see how that goes..."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:367716","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/367716.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=367716"}}],"title":"dprlynch @ 2011-03-26T08:29:00","published":"2011-03-26T13:29:50Z","updated":"2011-03-26T13:29:50Z","content":"&nbsp;I snagged this from Breann - who snagged it before me. Play along!<br \/><br \/>1. My most prized possession is: A stuffed Mickey Mouse from when I was a child...and has managed to survive all these years, with a LOT of Mom's stitching holding it together.<br \/><br \/>2. If I could be one age for the rest of my life, I would want to be: 30. It's that nice in-between when you still see life as a large vista in front of you, but with some actual experience to help make sense of things.<br \/><br \/>3. The best way to spend a weekend is: With the windows open, hanging out with the dogs and the record player cranked up.<br \/><br \/>4. My outlook on life is:&quot;I still believe I can fly&quot;. Whatever it is, most things can be accomplished with enough effort. If not, then there's valuable lessons to be learned for the next attempt.<br \/><br \/>5. If you want to annoy me: talk about how much something you have costs. A thing's worth is in its features and what it means to the person, not the dollar sign attached.<br \/><br \/>6. I am completely defenseless when it comes to: coffee.<br \/><br \/>7. When dressing for the day one should put on: a watch."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:367491","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/367491.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=367491"}}],"title":"dprlynch @ 2011-03-23T21:42:00","published":"2011-03-24T02:42:34Z","updated":"2011-03-24T02:42:34Z","content":"<a href=\"http:\/\/dprlynch.blogspot.com\/2011\/03\/adventures-in-re-learning-how-to-cook.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span style=\"font-size: larger; \">Adventures in Re-Learning How to Cook - Baked Chicken<\/span><\/a><br \/><br \/><em>...in which i make a first attempt at cooking again...<\/em>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:367261","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/367261.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=367261"}}],"title":"Japanese Garden","published":"2011-03-23T01:46:56Z","updated":"2011-03-23T01:46:56Z","content":"Trip to Japanese Garden in Houston, TX... part of the Museum District<br \/>Feb 2011<br \/><br \/><a target='_blank' href='https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/dprlynch\/JapaneseGardenHoustonTX' rel='nofollow'>https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/dprlynch\/JapaneseGardenHoustonTX<\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:366896","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/366896.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=366896"}}],"title":"Mornings Suck","published":"2011-03-16T14:31:15Z","updated":"2011-03-16T14:31:15Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"pets"}},"content":"<p>Loki says \"Hell to the no\" for mornings<\/p><p><img src=\"https:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/dprlynch\/pic\/0003zffr\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/p><p><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\"><i>Posted via <a href=\"http:\/\/m.livejournal.com\/iphone\/link\" target=\"_blank\">LiveJournal app for iPhone<\/a>.<\/i><\/span><\/p>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:366766","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/366766.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=366766"}}],"title":"Pandora (12-Mar)","published":"2011-03-14T02:43:34Z","updated":"2011-03-14T02:43:34Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"photos"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"pets"}}],"content":"<p>Actually managed to snap a photo of Pandora without her walking off or throwing me a proverbial middle finger!  :)<\/p><p><img src=\"https:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/dprlynch\/pic\/0003y3z3\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/p><p><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\"><i>Posted via <a href=\"http:\/\/m.livejournal.com\/iphone\/link\" target=\"_blank\">LiveJournal app for iPhone<\/a>.<\/i><\/span><\/p>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:366573","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/366573.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=366573"}}],"title":"365-Day Project","published":"2010-06-19T12:05:06Z","updated":"2010-06-19T12:05:06Z","content":"Back in April, I decided to start one of those 365-Day projects, where one takes an idea and implements it each day for an entire year.<br \/><br \/>Decided on photography.<br \/><br \/>So far I'm about 60 days into the project.  <br \/><br \/>Some of the days are taking shots of something that happened that day, some of them are just things that stuck out in my mind.  <br \/><br \/>After about a month, you start to notice a pattern in your own shots.  As one co-worker put it: \"you like to shoot things up close\".  Well, yes... on the one hand, I'm short...I'm used to being up close to something in the first place.  On the other hand, photographing plants was where I got the photo-bug, so that seems to be where the mental tendency goes.<br \/><br \/>With that in mind, have been playing around lately - angles, shadows, cropping parts of the image on purpose, zooming in so far that it's hard to tell what the object actually is (so focusing on the texture\/etc), lighting, and lately it's been playing with the colors\/temperatures of the shot.<br \/><br \/>About two months in to a year-long project like this, one definitely begins coming up with ideas to keep it fresh...or at least something to keep focused.  <br \/>Right now what comes to mind is themes - taking an idea and implementing it for a week at a time.  Not sure how that's going to play out, but it's just an idea for now.<br \/><br \/><i>(the camera image below is a link to the gallery)<\/i><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/dprlynch\/365DayPhotoProject#\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/ae5256c40a54edf2b00174e87d844db22f7f493932b9cb2cc08628913856036f\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tq889fUUMdsf-ah7h000bUCbVUn9jHvRvbmI6aLmkQOml_OWF1lW8aqB_HdxkVP1s1tjF03mcuqlbuGcii91UfhRxpPUDcELvBsvgBmjsE7l1bTEwmoR3toC1vHO8yFQ:QK_gqZdviNdTezD1fxViHw\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:366116","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/366116.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=366116"}}],"title":"World Cup Madness","published":"2010-06-18T23:53:15Z","updated":"2010-06-19T12:22:20Z","content":"It's that time that comes around every four years!<div>No, not the Olympics...that's every two years.  No matter what they say about it being an every-four-year event, it's really two years, since they have that Summer and Winter business going on.<\/div><div>(and where are the Spring and Fall games?)<\/div><div>&nbsp;<\/div><div><b>WORLD CUP<\/b>!<\/div><div>If you enjoy sports, know that it is the most-widely viewed sports event ever.<\/div><div>If you don't enjoy sports, know that there are hot mens running around, who often get shirtless after a match.<\/div><div><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_FCVZNhGLdCM\/TBwCwlkerxI\/AAAAAAAACy4\/r_f32FOX8dQ\/s1600\/canna-thuram.jpeg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"cursor: pointer; width: 160px; height: 200px; \" src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/14ec399bc65dbff2a27b8a9399d1e53c51bd6ffa518f9fba8d8f288f16a9b9fe\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tq889fUUMdsf-ah7h0jACAV_xRg9_U4AjbgY-mB0dpP2FUKHdfvmV5mB7zLDdnCnEbkRM-7V4mxFbuGcigzHtxhwg1ZQDTFbDLkO520Wlh8QEgMTtW80my-GIIOMBlGjZDchqLuldtzQ:Pn2iz2cmhLRHv83BSKr3SQ\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><\/a><\/div><div>&nbsp;<\/div><div>Somehow, after years of falling asleep whenever sports were present, soccer and rugby stuck to the head stuffing I call brains.  Not sure why - maybe because there's actually activity and skill involved, unlike baseball and football.  Tennis is also fun, but boring as hell to watch.  Golf?  Neither fun to play or watch, unless it's mini-golf, and even then it's only good for about an hour before being mind-numbing.<\/div><div>&nbsp;<\/div><div>Somehow at work, I became the go-to person for the World Cup.  All I did was put up a bracket poster to track the games, and ask if we could turn the lobby television channel to some channel that plays the games.<\/div><div><i>How does the finals systems work?  Which teams are playing today?  Whose ahead on points?  How does a match work?  What are they doing?  What's going on?<\/i><\/div><div><i><br \/><\/i><\/div><div>How does one become a soccer guru?<\/div><div>Wikipedia<\/div><div><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_FCVZNhGLdCM\/TBwC5DFFiXI\/AAAAAAAACzA\/R3hIg0VkQGI\/s1600\/imgres.jpeg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"cursor: pointer; width: 110px; height: 135px; \" src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/f564ae3ec2536cdfb3628a8963e1c2e27257415039f5f581687d8eddd012bbe3\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tq889fUUMdsf-ah7h0iwCAV_xRg9_U4AjbgY-mB0dpP2FUKHdfvmV5mB7zLDdnCnFZuT4d9n4mxFbuGcigzHtxhwtAZSC_G8qe5vdFuEp58QEgMTtW-UW75GZWYsJgDTAMIQ:K9tv7QgB0mPe4WEb-IeTVQ\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a><\/div><div>You too can become an instant quasi-not-really-expert on anything known to man...or at least a dozen people who created and edited a page on the internet.<\/div><div>&nbsp;<\/div><div>The best part of the World Cup?   The television at work.<\/div><div>The bank provides a random assortment of channels.  On the surface, the channels that are filtered out make sense...until you actually make a list of the channels that are available.<\/div><div>At that point, it looks like someone in Accounting was drawing lines on another sheet of paper and the ink bled through onto the tv service contract, thus eliminating some useful channels.<\/div><div>One of these would be ESPN...which is not a channel I normally say in conjunction with the word &quot;useful&quot;.<\/div><div>The channel that we <b><i>do<\/i><\/b> get?  Univision.<\/div><div>YES!<\/div><div>Do you know what it means when you're watching the World Cup on Univision?<\/div><div>It means that you don't have a damn clue what's going on because it's all in Spanish - and that makes it easier to actually work and look up to see what's going on occasion, rather than just stare at the tv all day.<\/div><div>&nbsp;<\/div><div>It also means that the game is more entertaining.  There is a world of difference between the announcers on ESPN and the announcers on Univision.<\/div><div>ESPN likes to speak very stately, very knowledgeable, and as if they were a newscast.<\/div><div>In a word?  Boring.<\/div><div><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_FCVZNhGLdCM\/TBwGevkkiFI\/AAAAAAAACzI\/anjHSlNtzrg\/s1600\/ESPN+wordmark.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 50px; \" src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/7166f905e8dcf0d5f00b8da0dfc4feacd83c5e1c713fb653d7df277e2bcae19e\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tq889fUUMdsf-ah7h0jgCAV_xRg9_U4AjbgY-mB0dpP2FUKHdfvmV5mB7zLDdnCnUJixMw9mAmxFbuGcigzHtxhwtIZRPiGcuquu9ak39X8QEgMTtW1XuM2ChSI9p0BTZcN16LsVdtzQ:4wD6J2AvbSb-MYz5lC8oHA\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a><\/div><div>&nbsp;<\/div><div>Univision likes to get into the game, as if they were...oh, I don't know...<i>watching a sporting event!<\/i><\/div><div>When a goal is made?  You'll know!<\/div><div>Because they scream <b><i>GOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/i><\/b><\/div><div><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_FCVZNhGLdCM\/TBwGe5cDmzI\/AAAAAAAACzQ\/inFh-x7EUI4\/s1600\/Univision+logo.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 180px; \" src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/d0ba73c5bc81f2d0d4604e2c72b314c045b926d5fab81a5dd848bbe78c3d8431\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tq889fUUMdsf-ah7h0jgCAV_xRg9_U4AjbgY-mB0dpP2FUKHdfvmV5mB7zLDdnCnUJyBsf8lwmxFbuGcigzHtxhwtQZRviNevUrpZrvEQE8QEgMTtWxUa14GpWJcd-QztBOx_VtUAoklI:1k2wEDBj5rhpD-a8fYjRbw\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a><\/div><div>&nbsp;<\/div><div>The lessons learned today?<\/div><div>1. Soccer is fun.<\/div><div>2. Wikipedia is a great tool.<\/div><div>3. Univision is entertaining as all hell.<\/div><div>4. If Donald had been born speaking Spanish, he might have been more interested in sports growing up.<\/div><div><br \/><br \/><b><i>&nbsp;GOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/i><\/b><\/div><div><br \/>&nbsp;<\/div>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:365888","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/365888.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=365888"}}],"title":"NYC","published":"2010-05-21T22:25:32Z","updated":"2010-05-21T22:25:32Z","content":"Spending the weekend in NYC, arrived this afternoon at the hotel about 3p.<br \/><br \/>Wandered around, saw Times Square and Rockefeller Plaza.  Went into the New<br \/>York Public Library (the big main building, yay)!<br \/>Saw St. Patrick's Cathedral<br \/><br \/>It's...an interesting city.<br \/><br \/>There's very little greenery.<br \/>The traffic (vehicle and pedestrian) is aggressive.<br \/>The city smells and is INSANELY noisy.<br \/>No one really talks to anyone else.<br \/><br \/>I think I need a Valium.  :\/<br \/><br \/>Tomorrow is the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.  Looking<br \/>forward to both of those, along with the Metropolitan Museum of Art and the<br \/>Natural History Museum.<br \/><br \/>(have to say that between New York City and Houston, I'd pick Houston in a<br \/>heartbeat...)"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:365678","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/365678.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=365678"}}],"title":"Saturday Bike Ride","published":"2010-04-09T11:11:54Z","updated":"2010-04-09T11:11:54Z","content":"photos taken on a bike ride last weekend<br \/><br \/><table style=\"width:194px;\"><tr><td align=\"center\" style=\"height:194px;background:url(https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/s\/c\/transparent_album_background.gif) no-repeatleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/dprlynch\/SaturdayBikeRideApril2010?feat=embedwebsite\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/67139c90031f9a2786dd710d0f34d298e950f71dd0127592ada836f34a7a137f\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tq889fUUMdsf-ah7h000bXCbVUn9jHvRvbmI6aLmkQOml_OWF1lW8ar2qGSQ9BH0Y8jj103mcuqlbuGcii5WMfnkVIAwXoB66rvc4BmjwG7l9xLlgY5F2u8mJcDsF7DQVHOBW6r0Im3B0RAPFvhTkO1l8:_zSQB3ClreCUSiNcjoyf2A\" width=\"160\" height=\"160\" style=\"margin:1px 0 0 4px;\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/a><\/td><\/tr><tr><td style=\"text-align:center;font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/dprlynch\/SaturdayBikeRideApril2010?feat=embedwebsite\" style=\"color:#4D4D4D;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Saturday Bike<br \/>Ride (April 2010)<\/a><\/td><\/tr><\/table>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:365356","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/365356.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=365356"}}],"title":"Doomsday","published":"2010-01-07T04:36:14Z","updated":"2010-01-07T04:37:01Z","content":"Sitting on the couch, blowing my nose and sneezing, I've pulled up Tivo and<br \/>there is a program that was recorded from the History Channel.<br \/><br \/>\"2012 Extinction\"...basically about predictions for the end of the world on<br \/>21-Dec-2012.<br \/><br \/>Hooya!  'Cause really, when one is sick...and tired of being sick...there is<br \/>something deliciously nice about watching someone narrate about the end of<br \/>the world.<br \/><br \/>\"Yeah...yeah, get everyone else too.  Bitches!\"<br \/><br \/>*cue sneezing*<br \/><br \/>Interestingly, the modern Maya are saying \"no, that's not what the calendar<br \/>means - the world isn't going to end.\"<br \/>The white people who are interpreting the calendar are saying \"Nooo, that IS<br \/>what it says, and we know better!<br \/>An eye-candy movie released this year compromises.  \"Yes, it will be a big<br \/>bad earth-crushing disaster...but some select people in big ark ships will<br \/>survive.\"<br \/><br \/>Wouldn't it be more interesting if the prediction was off by ONE day?<br \/><br \/>Think about it... there are going to be a bunch of people getting ready for<br \/>that day, even if they don't believe the world will end.  There will be<br \/>parties that are making jest of the fact, there will be people digging<br \/>shelters in their back yards, and there will be nut-jobs making life a<br \/>little more difficult for everyone else by trying to help out the disaster.<br \/><br \/>If the End of the World happened on 20-Dec-2012... well, to begin with<br \/>that'd be a waste of a LOT of alcohol!  On the upside, it'd get the whole<br \/>event out of the way before people go into a mass hysteria, so that'd be<br \/>saving a lot of hassle at the least.  Plus it'd be one less day of watching<br \/>this damn Tempurpedic bed commercial (which is on right now) and watching<br \/>the idiot woman bounce on a bed with a glass of wine to test how firm it is.<br \/>(lady...you spill that wine, that is a WASTE and you'd deserve a smack)<br \/>I don't want my bed to hug me with squishy firmness.  I want to lay on it<br \/>and doze off.<br \/><br \/>Anywhoo...<br \/><br \/>Even better might be End of the World on 22-Dec-2012.  The parties are done,<br \/>the hangovers have commenced.  That strange man is done hollering that the<br \/>end is here.  The nut job with the rifle at the shopping mall has been<br \/>arrested.  The news stations are still talking about it because they have to<br \/>fill the time with *something*.<br \/>BAM!<br \/>Hey, quick fix to the hangovers!  What would make you forget your headache<br \/>faster than the planet cracking open?<br \/>The upside is that the booze didn't go to waste, everyone got to enjoy the<br \/>end of the world events a little longer...and the only real downside (beside<br \/>that planet cracking open thing) is that it'd be about 12-24 more hours of<br \/>watching this damn lady jumping on the bed with a glass of wine.<br \/>(supposedly your mattress will last twenty years, which is how long they've<br \/>been running this ad. seriously, it's the same glass of wine as when i was<br \/>ten and watching her damn feet go up and down on that twinkie-sponge-bed!<br \/> the wine's not even good any more twenty years later - who cares if it<br \/>spills now?)<br \/><br \/>Maybe that's why God will destroy the world.  Tempurpedic beds commercials.<br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/dprlynch\/pic\/0003xr12\/s320x240\" alt=\"2012-doomsday1.jpg\" border=\"0\" fetchpriority=\"high\">"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:365177","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/365177.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=365177"}}],"title":"Holiday Season","published":"2009-11-21T16:12:05Z","updated":"2009-11-21T16:12:05Z","content":"It is getting to be about that time of year again, and Donald is going to try to get cards out BEFORE Christmas Day this year...so that they actually arrive in mailboxes before Christmas Day.<br \/><br \/>This would be unlike birthday cards, which are likely to show up in your mailbox a week afterwards...<br \/><br \/>Anywhoo<br \/><br \/>ADDRESSES!<br \/><br \/>To send cards, I need addresses!<br \/><br \/>You can email your mailing address to dprlynch [at] gmail [dot] com, <br \/>or the comments for this entry are set to be screened, so you can comment here and I'll catch the address.<br \/><br \/>Feliz Navidad & Happy Yule!"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:364829","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/364829.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=364829"}}],"title":"Killer Ants From The Planet WTH","published":"2009-11-12T02:08:32Z","updated":"2009-11-12T02:08:32Z","content":"Monday nights are a reserved tradition of \"Dinner with the Nashes\" (two<br \/>married best friends from college, Breann and Lee).<br \/><br \/>This past Monday night was no different, aside from being viciously attacked<br \/>by Mother Nature's minions earlier in the evening.<br \/><br \/>This particular afternoon, my mobile phone wound up falling off the<br \/>passenger seat, between the seat and the door - before I was even off my<br \/>street.  Pulling back into the driveway, I walked around the Jeep, opened<br \/>the passenger door, and proceeded to look for the phone.<br \/><br \/>OW<br \/><br \/>Feeling a pinch, I looked down and noticed a humongous ant on my toe.<br \/> Like...this could have been kin to Godzilla it was so damned big.  Flicking<br \/>the little bastard off my toe, I proceeded to continue looking for the<br \/>phone.<br \/><br \/>OWOWOWOWOWOW<br \/><br \/>A wave of pain went across my feet.  With the only coherent thought in my<br \/>head being \"WTH OW WTH OW WTH\", I looked down...<br \/>...and instead of my pasty white feet in flip flops, saw two lumps of dark<br \/>wavy mass at the end of my legs.<br \/>My feet were encased in slippers made of ants.<br \/><br \/>Did I say the words \"coherent thought\" earlier?  Yeah, ignore that because<br \/>they ceased to exist for the next few minutes.<br \/>Also, let me interject here by saying that it's been rare to see any ants in<br \/>the yard over the last two years...and even then, teeny tiny ants.  But with<br \/>the rain we've gotten lately, apparently the ants have become huge<br \/>Miracle-Grow Ants and sprouted up all over the place.<br \/><br \/>Abandoning the Jeep (with its doors wide open and items stacked on the<br \/>seat...and not caring a damn), Donald proceeds to run yelling\/screaming into<br \/>the house, probably looking a lot like that annoying kid from the \"Home<br \/>Alone\" movies.  Bursting through the front door, I got the flip flops off of<br \/>my feet.  This was nothing more than habit because I don't remember thinking<br \/>\"hey, these need to come off\".<br \/>Don: \"Wow, that was quick, you're back already?\"<br \/>Donald: \"AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!\"<br \/><br \/>Aaaaand, away I went, running and yelling down the hallway into the<br \/>bathroom.  The only non-coherent-thought I had was to get into the bathtub<br \/>and turn on the water to rinse the Big Bastard Ants off of my feet, which<br \/>were no longer feet but lumps of pain connected at the ankle.<br \/><br \/>Don dashed into the bathroom, trying to figure out what the heck was going<br \/>on and I can only imagine what went through HIS head, seeing me doing an<br \/>insane version of an Irish jig in the bathtub, water running, hopping from<br \/>one foot to the other swatting at them to knock the ants off....and doing<br \/>that damn \"Home Alone\" yelling impersonation the entire time.<br \/><br \/>Somehow, Don connected \"bare feet\" to \"missing flip flops\" and ran off to<br \/>get those.  Walking back into the bathroom, he tossed them into the sink...<br \/>and I have no idea how he *didn't* laugh.<br \/><br \/>Why?<br \/><br \/>At this point, I'd realized that the ants were crawling up my legs, a few<br \/>inches above the ankle, and had also made it to the inside of my jeans.<br \/>No. No no no no.  \"Ants in my pants\" is supposed to be an EXPRESSION.  A<br \/>turn of phrase.<br \/>It's NOT supposed to be a literal translation, especially with big bugger<br \/>ants that had seemingly cross-bred with killer bees to become Texas-sized<br \/>Killer Ants from the Planet What The Hell!<br \/><br \/>So Don walks in to see me yelling in short bits, trying to make words again,<br \/>and viciously trying to get my jeans off.<br \/>In the bath tub...<br \/>With running water...<br \/>Still trying to do an Irish jig...<br \/>And still trying to swat at my feet.<br \/>Apparently, in my mind, I had four or six arms and this could be<br \/>accomplished.<br \/><br \/>Two days later... my feet are healing from the bites that finally stopped<br \/>swelling and are subsiding.<br \/>And the ant colony?  Dead.  Deader than dead.<br \/>Dead as in \"bug death fluid sprayed around the ant hill and then bleach<br \/>poured down the hole\" dead.<br \/>Feel free to call PETA and the Animal Liberation Front...I don't give a<br \/>damn.  (1) It was self-defense and (2) when they have Magic Biting Ant<br \/>Slippers, then they can scold me.<br \/><br \/>And that was Monday.  How was yours?<br \/><br \/>- donald<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/dprlynch\/pic\/0003wbt4\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"https:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/dprlynch\/pic\/0003wbt4\/s320x240\" alt=\"Killer Ant.jpg\" border=\"0\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:364650","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/364650.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=364650"}}],"title":"Veteran's Day","published":"2009-11-11T00:33:58Z","updated":"2009-11-11T00:33:58Z","content":"I'd like to say thank you to all the veterans and the service that they've<br \/>given towards our country: today, in the past, and in the future."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:364388","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/364388.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=364388"}}],"title":"Oooh Shiny!","published":"2009-11-08T16:09:42Z","updated":"2009-11-08T16:09:42Z","content":"It's easy to admit when you suffer from the condition known as \"Ooh, Shiny!\"<br \/>in regards to gadgets, toys, etc.<br \/><br \/>My weakness?  Mobile phones.<br \/><br \/>Once upon a time there was a little Sony Ericsson t610 that kicked quite a<br \/>lot of ass, especially for its time.  Before the t610, there were boring<br \/>little Nokias that made calls and sent text messages, and that was it.  This<br \/>phone had a camera, could send email, could get on the internet, had musical<br \/>ringtones, etc etc.  Shiny!<br \/><br \/>Alas, AT&T merged with Cingular, I moved to T-Mobile, and had to get a new<br \/>phone.  At some point, a Blackberry Pearl landed in my hands and life was<br \/>perfect for a good long while.<br \/><br \/>Then came the damned iPhone.<br \/>Marvelous device, but with three major flaws:<br \/>(1) no physical keyboard<br \/>(2) only on AT&T (after all this time - what the holy hell)<br \/>(3) started an arms race<br \/><br \/>After the iPhone came out, mobile phone manufacturers began churning out<br \/>little shiny gadgets to compete.  Touchscreen, GPS, maps, Facebook, games,<br \/>etc.<br \/><br \/>Not being willing to switch to AT&T, options were few...until Google<br \/>launched their mobile phone system, Android.<br \/><br \/>Ooh shiny.<br \/><br \/>And that is how the G1 came into my life...and may soon depart it.<br \/>Don't get me wrong - the Google system is great, but there are some serious<br \/>little disconnects in its world.<br \/>- The newer updates are not going to be able to go onto the \"older\" phones,<br \/>which are only one year old.  Lame.<br \/>- Google makes the system, but not programs that connect to their web<br \/>services except for contacts, calendar, and email.  Um...Google Documents?<br \/> Google Tasks?  Google Bookmarks?  Google Reader?  None of these handy<br \/>Google sites pull down to the phone unless you use the mobile web browser.<br \/> Fail.  Serious fail.<br \/>- Battery life.  Blows fat chunks.  If all you do is make some calls and a<br \/>few texts during the day, you'll be fine.  Problem with this idea?  It's<br \/>pushed as a phone to run programs, do email, browse the web, etc.  Do that<br \/>and your battery life is a couple hours, maybe four tops.  Having a charger<br \/>in the car, at home, and in the office is a must.  They really need to<br \/>design a solar-powered one or maybe wind-powered.  Hey, maybe combine that<br \/>with a breathalyser program.  Not that anyone would do much with the results<br \/>but point, laugh, and see if they can get the alcohol level higher...but<br \/>maybe it could power the phone while you're getting wasted.<br \/>- No profiles.  You can't quickly and easily set the phone to \"phone only\"<br \/>(for at night so it's not pinging away), or \"quiet mode\" for at work.  The<br \/>only setting is to lower or raise the volume, vibrate, or all sound off.<br \/> Or, there's a program you can download but it's a pain in the ass to setup<br \/>and...no, just no.  It's not goo.<br \/><br \/>So the phone and I sit here and look at the phone and it looks back at me.<br \/> We realize that our relationship is not the love affair we thought we would<br \/>have and, while we aren't hating one another, it's just not an ideal match.<br \/> Maybe someday when the Google phones are better (not necessarily the<br \/>system...the physical phones).  Maybe if the manufacturer, HTC, hadn't<br \/>hobbled the device's battery, memory, and speed.  Maybe...well, a few<br \/>things.  Maybe one day we'll be back together in perfect harmony.<br \/><br \/>The Palm Pre looks enticing but it has that same \"still developing\" aspect<br \/>and it's not on T-Mobile, only Sprint.<br \/><br \/>In the meantime, Blackberry is releasing their Bold 2 in a few days, and<br \/>it'll be coming to T-Mobile.<br \/>Ooh, shiny!<br \/>It doesn't have a touchscreen, but have really just been using that for<br \/>maps.<br \/>It does have some really great programs that aren't in testing mode but<br \/>actually work well.<br \/>Shazam is there, so can hold up the phone and it'll tell me what the heck<br \/>this song is that's playing (just not the one in my head).<br \/>Meebo isn't (little program that lets you log into a bunch of messenger<br \/>programs at once), but there's a few good alternatives.<br \/>Games can be found to waste time.<br \/><br \/>Blackberry and I had about two or three happy years together and, while I<br \/>don't believe one should ever get back together with an ex, this is<br \/>different (no, it really is!) and the Bold 2 could make me really happy for<br \/>a couple\/few years.<br \/><br \/>(that is, until Blackberry releases the Magnum, which looks like the Bold<br \/>but you can touch the screen.  think Palm Pre...)<br \/><br \/>OOOH, SHINY!<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/dprlynch\/pic\/0003skk1\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"https:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/dprlynch\/pic\/0003skk1\/s320x240\" alt=\"Blackberry Bold 2.jpg\" border=\"0\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/dprlynch\/pic\/0003ths9\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"https:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/dprlynch\/pic\/0003ths9\/s320x240\" alt=\"G1.jpg\" border=\"0\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a name='cutid2-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:364209","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/364209.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=364209"}}],"title":"Ahoy, Matey","published":"2009-11-04T21:12:25Z","updated":"2009-11-04T21:12:25Z","content":"Aaaand I have been horrible about keeping up with this whole blog thing<br \/>lately, which I resolve to correct going forward.<br \/><br \/>Let's see...lately:<br \/>- Had a one-year anniversary with Don (back in mid-September)<br \/>- Hit the two-year mark at the Bank (back in late June?)<br \/>- Went on a week-long Halloween cruise through the western Caribbean - had a<br \/>great time and met wonderful people<br \/>- Pandora, my little baby, hit her 10 year birthday (woohoo)<br \/>- I'm hitting the limit on the iPod for music and may need to purchase a new<br \/>one soon<br \/>- Got accepted to University of Houston Downtown to pursue a 2nd bachelor of<br \/>arts, this time in History, beginning in Spring 2010<br \/>- Will also be going to Houston Community College to take a couple of German<br \/>language courses and re-learn that language<br \/><br \/>Going forward, will have fuller posts.<br \/><br \/>Sorry!<br \/><br \/>ciao for now<br \/>- donald"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:364027","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/364027.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=364027"}}],"title":"Dogs + Risk = Entertainment","published":"2009-09-28T11:02:44Z","updated":"2009-09-28T11:02:44Z","content":"General Loki, while playing a game of Risk, surveys the landscape and plots<br \/>his next move to thwart his enemies.<br \/><br \/>*cue dramatic music*<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/dprlynch\/pic\/0003rteg\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"https:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/dprlynch\/pic\/0003rteg\/s320x240\" alt=\"Loki Risk.jpg\" border=\"0\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:363694","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/363694.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=363694"}}],"title":"Long time, no hear!","published":"2009-09-23T01:01:17Z","updated":"2009-09-23T01:01:17Z","content":"Definitely neglected the blog for awhile.  What's been going on?<br \/><br \/>Applied at University of Houston Dowontown to pursue another B.A., this time<br \/>in History.  The application is still in processing, waiting on a transcript<br \/>from Kentucky (for the one class taken there...).<br \/><br \/>Went to Kentucky for the Labor Day weekend.  Was missing the family.  Have<br \/>pictures of the trip to the zoo up at www.facebook.com\/dprlynch<br \/><br \/>The weather in Houston has slowly been cooling down. Still muggy though!  :P<br \/><br \/>Celebrated the one year anniversary with Don.  It might be time to admit<br \/>that I have a coffee addiction, as I received TWO coffee machines as gifts.<br \/>One was a regular grind and brew, the other a Keurig single-serve machine.<br \/><br \/>Exercise routine keeps waxing and waning, depending on my mood that<br \/>day\/week.  The one constant has been jogging.<br \/><br \/>I keep having a dream where I move to Hawaii or Alaska, neither of which is<br \/>going to happen.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/dprlynch\/pic\/0003qwda\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"https:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/dprlynch\/pic\/0003qwda\" alt=\"166223772785141668.jpg\" border=\"0\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/a><br \/><br \/><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:363450","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/363450.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=363450"}}],"title":"Bad Movies","published":"2009-08-23T01:11:37Z","updated":"2009-08-23T01:12:41Z","content":"Don had a movie that Netflix auto-recommended which involved man-sized<br \/>beetles in a cave that kill people.<br \/>Best line from the \"expert\" in the movie: \"They're possible, just not<br \/>probable...\" (and then goes into a spiel about pictures of giant man-sized<br \/>beetles in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics).<br \/><br \/>Bad movie.  Bad bad bad.  Although the beetles splattering from being shot<br \/>by laser guns (not sure where those came from) was entertaining.<br \/><br \/>It made me remember reading about \"The Deadly Mantis\" (aka \"The Giant<br \/>Mantis\") as a kid...a cheesy 1957 movie.<br \/><br \/>Googled for it.<br \/><br \/>Google has the ENTIRE movie available for free.<br \/><br \/>w00000t<br \/><br \/>Don: \"o.m.g...that is awful\"<br \/>Me: \"oooooooooooh, so watching this soon!!!\"<br \/>Pandora & Loki: \"oh, joy\"<br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/en\/2\/2a\/Deadlymantis.JPG\" fetchpriority=\"high\">"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:363103","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/363103.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=363103"}}],"title":"Passport","published":"2009-08-22T23:10:28Z","updated":"2009-08-22T23:10:28Z","content":"Went to the post office today to drop off the application for the passport.<br \/> This time, we went to the Bellaire location after the stressful incident at<br \/>the Oak Forest and Downtown locations which resulted in me wanting to pull a<br \/>bitch's weave out and smack her with it.<br \/>The Bellaire branch - awesome.  They're quick, they're friendly...they're<br \/>quick.  The last time estimate I saw on the State Department's website a 6-8<br \/>week turnaround...that's gone down to 2-3 weeks.  Awesome!<br \/><br \/>The card is a neat idea that I hadn't seen before.  It's only good for<br \/>Canadian or Mexican border crossings, as well as the Caribbean...and only if<br \/>it's not by airplane.  Something convenient to have in the wallet, whip out,<br \/>and get through quickly.<br \/>Well...less slowly.  :P<br \/><br \/>Came home, put up some shelves in the shed...mentally imagined where to put<br \/>some more in the future, and did some small reorganizing in the shed.<br \/><br \/>Then had a nice lazy afternoon.  Because a shed...in Houston...in<br \/>August...damn, it's hot and will wear you out.  Never did get around to<br \/>jogging or biking today, but will try to do both tomorrow."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:362928","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/362928.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=362928"}}],"title":"Shorts","published":"2009-08-21T13:17:04Z","updated":"2009-08-21T13:17:04Z","content":"Must be a slow news day, or the media got tired of the health care debate.<br \/><br \/>'cause seriously - why is there such a ruckus over Michelle Obama wearing shorts on Air Force One?<br \/><br \/>(a) They were on their way to visit national parks. People typically tend to wear shorts to parks in AUGUST...you know, summer, when it's hot?<br \/><br \/>(b) They were on vacation. People typically tend to dress casual on vacation. She wasn't on an official trip to an event.<br \/><br \/>(c) The same conservatives who like to mock the President for being \"The Anointed One\" are now griping because the First Lady is wearing shorts on vacation. Because, you know, she's not a person. She's the Anointed One's wife. Seems somewhat contradictory. If she's just a person, can't she wear shorts.<br \/><br \/>Politics is getting trite and silly. Can we go back to the good old days when presidential campaigns said that the other side winning would result in women across the country becoming prostitutes...and senators braining each other with canes in Congress?"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:362502","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/362502.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=362502"}}],"title":"Conversations with my dog","published":"2009-08-20T11:33:19Z","updated":"2009-08-20T11:33:19Z","content":"Me:   \"Loki - you're going to be 10 years old this spring.  Whatcha think<br \/>about that?\"<br \/>Loki:  \"Uh uh.  I'm only 7!\"<br \/>Me:   \"7, huh?\"<br \/>Loki:  \"Yeah, I'm only 7.\"<br \/>Me:    \"So what about the photos I have of you from 2000 and 2001?\"<br \/>Loki:   \"Your dates are wrong.\"<br \/>Me:    \"Okay, what're you going to do in three years when you *do* turn 10?\"<br \/>Loki:   \"I'll be 7 again!!\"<br \/>Me:     \"Aaaaalright Loki, you have fun being 7 - I'm going to finish<br \/>folding and putting away this laundry.\"<br \/>Loki:   \"I'll help with laundry when I'm 10.\"<br \/>Me:     \"And that'll be...?\"<br \/>Loki:    \"2050\"<br \/>Me:     \"Alright, lookin' forward to it.\"<br \/>Loki:    *wanders off to find a chew stick*"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:362400","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/362400.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=362400"}}],"title":"Parenting","published":"2009-08-16T16:31:37Z","updated":"2009-08-16T16:33:13Z","content":"*Small update on the University of Houston status:<br \/>- still waiting to hear back from Admissions on if they'll accept German as<br \/>a foreign language (UH-Downtown teaches only Spanish and French but Houston<br \/>Community College teaches those two as well as Italian, German, and<br \/>Chinese);<br \/>- not able to apply until 20-August, since that's when they begin accepting<br \/>applications for the Spring 2010 semester<br \/>- this past Friday, I went to Stephen F. Austin State University's website<br \/>to order a copy of my transcript for my own purposes, so that I can see what<br \/>classes I took and have an idea of what might and might not transfer*<br \/><br \/>~~~<br \/><br \/>To my amazement, SFA sent the transcript next-day even though I'd ordered it<br \/>as regular mail.  w00t<br \/><br \/>Opened up the transcript, browsed through it...and saw \"Parenting\".<br \/><br \/>Um...huh?  Could not for the life of me figure out why I'd taken a course in<br \/>Parenting and could *not* remember even a smidgen of the course or the work<br \/>involved.  This is unusual because for the most boring classes, I can at<br \/>least remember bits of the material, being in the class, or flashes of what<br \/>the book looked like.<br \/>Parenting - nada.<br \/><br \/>It couldn't have been a class with Breann and\/or Carl, as they'd already<br \/>graduated and moved by Spring 2005.<br \/><br \/>That left Catherine and Tim.  So, off went emails to the two, asking \"what<br \/>the hey and why the hey?\"<br \/>Then proceeded to dig through old Gmail emails to see if something was in<br \/>there.<br \/><br \/>Between those two fact-finding missions, pieced together:<br \/>- it most definitely *was* a fluff class (duh)<br \/>- it was online (that explains the lack of classroom memories)<br \/>- it was boring and pointless as all get-out (duh..see \"fluff\" above)<br \/>- it was needed to meet the 140 earned credit-hour requirement by SFA in<br \/>order to graduate<br \/><br \/>Now, bits and flashes of memory are coming back on the class.  It's no<br \/>wonder that the memories were tossed into a waste bin in the brain.<br \/><br \/>However, I made a B in the course.  I think I remember having an A and<br \/>deciding not to do a final project (a PowerPoint presentation) because it<br \/>would only cost one letter grade and I had enough on my plate with real<br \/>classes (and drinking) and planning for family and friends to come into town<br \/>(and drinking) and packing for the move to Houston (and drinking).<br \/><br \/>In retrospect, I'm not sure whether to feel bad about making a B in a fluff<br \/>class...or amused at making that high a grade in a subject for in which I<br \/>have no interest (and the fact that I want to smack most parents who are in<br \/>public settings and happen to *not* be tending to their spawn).<br \/><br \/>At the end of the day, I'm going to settle for \"eh, it was 4 years ago, it<br \/>was pointless drivel, and a B was fine...especially considering that the<br \/>class was forgotten five minutes after the semester ended\".<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/dprlynch\/pic\/0003pz79\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"https:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/dprlynch\/pic\/0003pz79\/s320x240\" alt=\"parenting_101.jpg\" border=\"0\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:362198","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/362198.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=362198"}}],"title":"Supplies","published":"2009-08-05T16:07:58Z","updated":"2009-08-05T16:07:58Z","content":"Ahhh, the thrill of supply orders. :D<br \/><br \/>It's the first week of the month, so Donald skips over to the supply cabinet and goes through the items, checking inventory and quantities.<br \/><br \/>Notepads, pens, company swag. Especially the company swag!<br \/><br \/>It's all the joy of shopping, without having to spend a dime of your own money.<br \/><br \/>(really hoping they approve the mousepad i put in through OfficeMax...it's not anything fancy, but don't want a basic cloth one - they get funked up too quickly).<br \/><br \/>Best part of the order: golf balls with the company logo.<br \/>No, I don't play golf.<br \/>But it's too fun to call out \"Boss Lady, do you want regular balls or pro balls? Professional balls? How many professional balls do you want? You got it!\""},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dprlynch:361932","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/361932.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/dprlynch.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=361932"}}],"title":"Anniversary","published":"2009-07-31T16:25:24Z","updated":"2009-07-31T16:25:24Z","content":"I've been with the Bank for two years as of today.<br \/><br \/>:)"}]}