Distaste for the Declension of Latin Pronouns

Further to an exchange with lproven in another place, I just wrote the following:

I could never tell Hic
From the other one, Ille --
I know one makes me sick
And the other one's silly.
As for Is, Ea, Id,
I wish that I'd hid 'em:
I'd sooner be rid
Of aforementioned Idem.