You know what I think would be awesome? If Steve Rogers discovers X-Tube, and—after his initial shock and a few bad experiences before he learns what descriptives to avoid avoid avoid--he uses it to suggest things to Tony that he wants to try in bed. Like, he surfs around and sees all these things people do, things he never would have imagined in a million years (blindfolds, edging, facials--stuff that seems terribly risque to him) and then if he likes something and the video looks like the people are having fun and it's totally consensual (because if it does not he will back button so fast, you don't even) and he doesn't think it would be degrading for Tony to do it (♥) he emails a link to Tony, and then they try it if Tony's willing. (Note: Tony's always willing.)
The first time he sends something to Tony (heart pounding, face burning like it's on fire, and he can't even bring himself to type anything or explain that he wants to try this, he just pastes the link and hits send before he can change his mind), Tony replies almost immediately with a short question: "me or you?" and Steve types back, "me kneeling" so they're totally clear who is doing what, and Tony's (equally quick) response is, "sure."
And maybe sometimes he'll see something that makes him go, "Ew, no," but then he thinks about it at random times later, and after a day or two he goes back and watches it again and thinks, "Hmmm." Then maybe he watches it a couple more times over the next few weeks, and thinks about it some more, and then he sends the link to Tony, and after they try it he can't remember why he ever thought he didn't want to do it. (This is sort of what happened with eating sushi, too.)
Then Tony offhandedly mentions--in the context of a conversation about something else completely--that Jarvis reads all their emails and Steve wants to die of embarrassment that Tony's robot butler knows how kinky he is (Steve thinks facials are really kinky) (and Tony says, testily, for the hundredth time, "HE'S NEITHER A ROBOT NOR A BUTLER") and Steve immediately vows to never email Tony another link again, ever, not even to that video of baby Charlie biting his brother's finger. Which lasts three whole days, because that's how long it takes for him to discover this thing called "docking"....
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The first time he sends something to Tony (heart pounding, face burning like it's on fire, and he can't even bring himself to type anything or explain that he wants to try this, he just pastes the link and hits send before he can change his mind), Tony replies almost immediately with a short question: "me or you?" and Steve types back, "me kneeling" so they're totally clear who is doing what, and Tony's (equally quick) response is, "sure."
And maybe sometimes he'll see something that makes him go, "Ew, no," but then he thinks about it at random times later, and after a day or two he goes back and watches it again and thinks, "Hmmm." Then maybe he watches it a couple more times over the next few weeks, and thinks about it some more, and then he sends the link to Tony, and after they try it he can't remember why he ever thought he didn't want to do it. (This is sort of what happened with eating sushi, too.)
Then Tony offhandedly mentions--in the context of a conversation about something else completely--that Jarvis reads all their emails and Steve wants to die of embarrassment that Tony's robot butler knows how kinky he is (Steve thinks facials are really kinky) (and Tony says, testily, for the hundredth time, "HE'S NEITHER A ROBOT NOR A BUTLER") and Steve immediately vows to never email Tony another link again, ever, not even to that video of baby Charlie biting his brother's finger. Which lasts three whole days, because that's how long it takes for him to discover this thing called "docking"....
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