ONESHOTS

Amateur Surgeon | peterick [pete wentz/patrick stump] | nc-17 | ~2400 words | Patrick Stump can't believe how insanely hard the third act of Amateur Surgeon is. Pete Wentz can't believe how hot his boyfriend looks all frustrated by it.

Boxers and Cell Phones | peterick | nc-17 | ~1175 words | Pete Wentz is away to California to oversee the opening of Angels & Kings in Los Angeles. He misses his boyfriend terribly and gets very excited about some phone time with Patrick Stump.

Cathartic | peterick | nc-17 | ~500 words | In my mind's eye, he's small, made of skin and bone, sick thin with his ribs butterflying out from the center of his chest.

Hasselhoff | ryte/pyro [pete wentz/ryan ross] | nc-17 | ~2520 words | Pete Wentz can't seem to drink enough to have a good time at this rep party. The beer doesn't taste right, the band playing pretty much sucks, and everywhere he turns dumb teenagers shanghai him. But when one teen, a slight, brown-eyed boy, pops up, Pete can't help but feel something other than annoyance.

Pigeons | gerbert [gerard way/bert mccracken] | pg-13 | ~460 words | Gerard and Bert banter about taking a late-night soar.

Quiere | peterick | ashwentzday [pete wentz/ ashlee simpson] | nc-17 | ~8,000 words | Pete has always wondered what it's like to be able to love one person at one time with one whole heart. Instead, he gets firsthand lessons of loving two people with his heart split right down the middle... at one time.

Trampoline Cigarettes | Quert [quinn allman/bert mccracken] | pg | ~900 words | "Close your eyes. I want to try something."

CHAPTERED SHIT


Only | waycest [gerard/mikey way] | dominating!mikey | nc-17 | Mikey Way has always been a passionate person. Whether his passion be directed towards a whore off the street, his wife or some random guitarist from the latest tour - it was always there. And he’s always had eyes for his big brother. His strong, big brother who had always been there for him, always provided a warm embrace and caring words. But… Gerard doesn’t love him back, does he?
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Title: Cathartic
Author: deathbedprotest
Pairing: Petrick (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump)
POV: First person
Rating: NC-17
Type & word count: Drabble; ~500 words
Author’s Note: Short. Unfinished. Really just a scrap. Written a long time ago.

( In my mind's eye, he's small, make of skin and bone, sick thin with his ribs butterflying out from the center of his chest.Collapse )

Title: Trampoline Cigarettes [standalone]
Author: yeyaness
Pairing: Quert [Quinn Allman/Bert McCracken]
POV: Third, limited omniscient.
Rating: PG
Wordcount: ~900
Summary: "Close your eyes. I want to try something."

( It seemed like a surprise that Quinn did it right there, on their trampoline, a forgotten cigarette forging a hole that burned rubber over near the south end.Collapse )

Title: Quiere
Author: yeyaness
Pairing: Peterick [Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump]; AshWentzday [Pete Wentz/Ashlee Simpson].
POV: Third, limited omniscient.
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~8,000
Summary: Pete has always wondered what it's like to be able to love one person at one time with one whole heart. Instead, he gets firsthand lessons of loving two people with his heart split right down the middle... at one time.
Warning[s]: slash, het sex, odd observations.
Author's note: This is a rewrite. I was originally going to do this in chapters, but then decided to make it a oneshot. So. Yeah. First part of this has already been posted, but that's alright.




( Ashleepatrickpatrickashlee. Tricky Blue Eyes and his baby girl with eyes the size of baby worlds. To ask him to chose between them is to ask to chose between oxygen and nitrogen. Hemingway and Rigby. Ativin and Ambien.Collapse )