MA student : alcohol + herbal meds.
PhD student : alcohol + herbal meds + xanax.
Postdoc : alcohol + xanax + antidepressants.
Assistant Professor : alcohol + xanax + lithium.
Associate Professor : alcohol + xanax + lithium + shrink.
Professor : alcohol + xanax + lithium + shrink + yoga/mindfulness/tai chi.
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