This is cryogenia. I'm an elusive sort of creature, which is to say, I tend to post everything locked. I'm a fan translator currently obsessed with both doujinshi and Hagaren/Nana/Mai-hime/Ouran HS Host Club, so if you can put those two together and get four, friend me first and then give me a shout-out here, at the door. (If you put two together and get five, though, I'm afraid there's no help for you.)
I also write fanfic :) Said fanfic is also archived here, though the good stuff is archived at ishnaru. I write everything from G-NC-17, from gen (no pairings) to uh, Roy/Riza/Ed and genderswitch. The back button applies, folks! Remember, it's your friend ;0
Testimonials! wofl_iron - "cryo is an evil form of love ;_;"
inugrlrayn - "She writes pretty fic and puts up with my silliness on a regular basis. Also she's fluffy and fun and not Michael Jackson (so she claims)"
herongale - "Cryogenia: The bravest little toaster I ever did meet."
kefanii - "Writer of the best damn Hei/Ed out there!"
cuylerjade - "Cryo is my genderswitch and zoofic bitch!! ^__^"
kuchenhexe - "A very talented, kind-hearted, and friendly writer I'm glad I had the opportunity to get to know a little better."
hagane_no - "Cryo's the one person you can always rely on with coming up with the crackiest damned translations after a couple of good old fashioned ales."
sharibet - "Cryogenia's stories are by turns funny, heart-wrenching, horrifying, and erotic, but always exquisitely written. She is an author of rare depth and sensitivity, always delivering emotional nuance and fully-developed characters. Two thumbs up!"
tsu - "Cryo is a sexy beast. Give her a Corona, and she'll dance for you, too! :D"
mikkeneko - "Cryogenia is my livewife, and if you try and steal her for me, I'll tear your heart out with a spoon. Plus, she raped a bear. AND THE BEAR WAS MY FATHER."