It was time for more fun involving the little mass in my chest that shouldn’t be there. Today, it was CT scan time! To recap, I’ve had the following done:
- CT scan #1 (this is what led to the discovery of the mass, as the scan was actually for a kidney infection)
- MRI
- PET scan
- Pulmonary Function Test (PFT)
I was not told I’d be getting a CT scan, though they feel almost old hat at this point. I just got a call to book one and two days later, I was on a table getting scanned yet again, this time at UBC Hospital.
Attending to me this time was a cute young technician with a very Australian accent. It was kind of adorable.
What was less adorable were his attempts to insert the IV. I needed the IV because they would be using contrast dye to enhance the imagery and also, briefly, enhance the sensation that my bladder was emptying itself when it’s just a big psyche as the dye works through your system.
Here’s how the IV hunt went:
- Crook of right elbow: failed.
- Left hand: failed.
- Right wrist: failed.
- Crook of right elbow, but slightly to the right of the first attempt: success!
A couple of the failed attempts stung a bit and the tech asked if it was painful and I confirmed it was, a little, but I remained calm, and promised I would give my veins a good talking to afterward. They tell you to drink water before to be hydrated, which helps. Next time I’m going to drink a 4 litre jug of water on the way in.
The fourth and successful try did not hurt, which seemed a good clue that it would work, and it did.
I had to hold my arms over my head, which was as awkward as always, and at one point–I think just after the dye went in–the IV started to hurt a bit again, but it only lasted a few moments.
The actual scan was quick and simple, as CT scans are.
I celebrated by having a Sausage and Egg McMuffin. Which I ate before going in, actually.
Also, good news: Despite the repeated jabbings, no bruising! Here is my gallery of cotton wads, done Polaroid style, because I’m all about chintzy nostalgia! Also, I don’t recommend clicking on the thumbnails, they are sufficient as is.
Now I wait for whatever is next, hooray.



















