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You learn from two loons when they call.

Song #5: Twice The Luck

Twice The Luck
The Corner Laughers


"Twice The Luck" was the final song written and recorded for "Poppy Seeds", and is basically a Karla solo effort. Although we live with two black cats, I have it on good authority that the inspiration for the song was actually two other black cats that we met in Cambridge while walking to ASDA with Anton Barbeau to pick up some Quorn for curry after playing a gig in a boat on the river and singing Soft Boys songs in the park on the day that the world was supposed to end. I take it to be a dissertation on the triumph of the natural over the supernatural, the real world over the imagined one. Each verse takes to task a different creation of the human mind (superstition, new-age mysticism, & organized religion) and makes you realize how small and recent it is compared to the grandeur and wonder of the natural world. Cutting off a rabbit's foot doesn't make you lucky; seeing a rabbit in the wild does. It's fun to make up stories about what the lines on your palm mean, but why not use your hands to do meaningful, creative work instead? Seeing what looks like a picture of a religious icon on your toast is kind of cool, I guess; but you know what's even cooler? The fact that there's such a thing as toast that can be made from fire and things that grow out of the ground, and you can put it in your mouth and it's the most delicious thing ever.

If you've ever watched David Attenborough's "Life On Earth", you know that there's nothing dreamed of by the greatest human minds of science fiction and mysticism that's even one-millionth as weird and crazy as what already exists here on our own planet. Folk duo Lou & Peter Berryman wrote another song with a similar theme, and I've always loved this verse:

Of all of the things we've invented, from indelible ink to elastic
I would say without batting an eyelash, that nothing is stranger than plastic
And the oddest of all are the posies, that seem perfectly real till you feel one
But I don't think they'll ever convince me that a plastic one's weird as a real one


It's just perfect. Too bad they can't sing.

More often than not, you find the opposite sentiment in pop music - that reality and science is somehow unromantic and boring. Take the otherwise very catchy song by Farrah entitled "DNA" which opens with the line "If all that I am is DNA". As if that isn't the most amazing and incredible thing that has ever happened or ever will happen??? I'd like to think of "Twice The Luck" as a clever, succinct response to the anti-intellectualist strain that infects so much of modern life. Or maybe it's just a cute, twee, sunshiney little pop song. Either way, I like it.

Notes On The Recording:

*Aside from a few pieces of percussion, Karla played all of the instruments and sang all of the vocal parts. There are no drums, bass or guitars.

*The rhythm track is a loop of non-traditional percussion instruments such as: a filing cabinet, a can of chinchilla food, a container of Zoloft and some tea.

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Frozen Dinner For Leopards

I neglected to post songs of the day over the weekend, so here are 3 homemade David Attenborough inspired songs, in memory of his narration that was unfairly stricken from the American version of "Planet Earth":

Bowerbird - Ghostly Penguin Display (2002)
The Tool Using Vulture - Ghostly Penguin Display (2002)
The Red Queen (acoustic demo) - The Corner Laughers (2005)

Old TV vs. new TV.
Plock

Zero Transparency

Oh sweet vampire squid from Hell! Please tell me this is not true! They dubbed Attenborough out of his own show? And I bought a brand new TV for the occasion? Discovery Channel's website did not mention this at all, or if they did I wasn't paying enough attention. This has to be the worst travesty in the sorry history of American television.

And you know another thing? The main reason I bought the TV from the particular salesman I did was because he was telling me about how he downloaded the BBC version of Planet Earth and how awesome it was. Any fan of Attenborough deserves my commission.
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Donut Camel


Giant TV
Originally uploaded by greenwoodpecker2000.
Remember a few weeks back when I said I was going to get a fancy new TV so I could watch Planet Earth in style? Well I did. In keeping with my love for lowbrow off-brands it is a "Sceptre". The old Konka is now available for free (remember, this is highly valuable Scott Rhoades memorabilia!) to anyone who's willing to take it.

When I got the Sceptre home and plugged it in I discovered that I had about 1000 digital cable channels that I had never seen before. The confusing this is that they don't seem to be in any order and the numbering doesn't make sense. What used to be channel 9 comes up as something like 194-12. Am I just too old school to understand the modern television set? I hope I have it figured out in time to watch Planet Earth tomorrow night at 8.
Plock

The little screech owl, all 14 of them.

Springtime's Here Again - George Formby

This Sunday is the US premiere of the new David Attenborough series Planet Earth, not to be confused with Life On Earth (1979), The Living Planet (1984), State Of The Planet (2000), The Blue Planet (2001) or Living Under The Planet (I made that one up). OK, so he's not great at coming up with titles, still, he does nature shows better than anyone and I'm expecting this to be his best yet. I don't believe in buying DVDs, but if it has Attenborough's name on it, then it's every man for himself. Even if it's the wrong region code I must have it.

Formby and Attenborough in the same post? Looks like I got over my Irish patriotism from the other day.
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Cave Nug

If you haven't yet seen the latest NRA propaganda pamphlet, you're missing out. It's truly a wonder to behold. I know you're thinking "there's no way that's not a parody" but apparently it's genuine. Mat Thomas does a very thorough analysis of all the highlights. Pay particular attention to the cat that looks like Hitler, the dynamite carrying owl and the "incredible land lobster."

goldenmoonbear had to work late on Friday so I spent 3 hours at her office learning about the history of Kellogg's cereal. I was hoping to find more old Product 19 box designs but there was only one in the gallery.

I also just found out that David Attenborough's Planet Earth is finally going to be shown in the US starting in March with a DVD release to follow. I've heard that it's possibly Attenborough's finest work and it includes some never before filmed animal behaviours such as: Read more...Collapse )
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I am a mechanic.

NaSoAlMo continues.

Yesterday I posted track #1, which seemed to be universally hated. That's OK, Nasoalmo is not a popularity contest or even a songwriting contest. Today: track #2, also recorded on Saturday.

Ghostly Penguin Display - Amber Tambourine

They sound like nonsense lyrics, but if you've seen the David Attenborough documentary "The Amber Time Machine", it's all in there. I tried to produce this as a Syd Barrett / David Bowie duet, mainly so I'd have something to contribute when I join chuck_con_pollo's band in a few weeks. I also stole his idea for the vocal space age imitation guitar solo. This was the quickest one to record because I only did 2 vocal tracks and one guitar.
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It's hard out there for a chinch

A new Attenborough series! This is cause for celebration. If you don't mind, I'll be in England for the next 6 weeks.

Here's the quail that I adopted for Karla for Valentine's Day. It came with 4 free tickets to the National Aviary which are valid until the end of time or until February 31st, 2007, whichever comes first.

Speaking of days that don't exist, we're on a quest to see every time travel movie ever made. This is not going to be an enjoyable task if everything turns out to be as bad as "Time After Time" and "Somewhere In Time", our two most recent library finds. I'm taking suggestions for any obscure titles that we may not have heard of. For purposes of clarification, I'm pretty lenient on my definition of time travel so I'm counting things like "Roman Scandals" in which Eddie Cantor hits his head on something and dreams he is in ancient Rome or "Bicentennial Man" in which a robot lives for 200 years.

I should also mention the first ever photo of me wearing a suit jacket and eating a blueberry waffle.
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The drunkenest labourers in Asia

Thank you to weaselwoman13 for bringing these incredibly insipid lists to my attention. I was so offended that I decided to make my own "10 Things Every Single Man Must Own" list, even though I'm not a single man.

1. A top notch bike and/or clothes drying rack. Because you don't really want to give your money to the oil companies so they can kill more foreign people and polar bears do you? Well, do you? (Disclosure: I also have a car and an electric dryer, but you don't want to be a big hypocrite like me do you? Well, do you?) Bike - $300, Drying rack - Free, if someone gives it to you as a present.

2. Library Cards. I have 3, and they do a good job of keeping my other cards (such as my ATM and credit cards) from getting more use than they need. Free.

3. The 3 CD deluxe edition of Village Green Preservation Society. Use the $25 that you saved by checking out 5 DVDs from the library instead of renting them and get this reissue from last summer.

4. A Blue Snaggletooth. The ladies will be lining up at your door when you tell them that this was only available by mail order from Sears as part of the Cantina set and was not sold individually in stores. $85 at nerdy comic book stores, if you can find it.

5. Kombucha Wonder Drink! Builds healthy bodies 13 ways, 7 of which we can't even mention here. (I saw that joke in a Mad Magazine from 1979.) $2 at Bumble Bee Health Foods.

6. An 80s Ghetto Blaster. With the recent trends of bad 80s clothing and music coming back into style, can a cassette tape revival be far behind? Be on the forefront of technology with this Lasonic double cassette, hi-speed dubbing model from 1988. $10 at Goodwill Stores everywhere.

OK, enough with the marketing hype, here's what I really use it for.

7. A Sherlock Holmes Hat. Perfect for solving crimes and making LeStrade look like an ass. Approx. $7 on Ebay.

8. David Attenborough DVDs. The best TV programmes ever made, and a great antidote to the recent influx of "intelligent design" morons. $50 for each set, or free at the library.

9. A Field Guide To The Birds Of Britain And Europe. Because they have different birds there. Not better, not worse, just different. $9 at your local used book store.

10. A Banjo Uke, a chinchilla, and a California Condor. Oh, they go together alright. Don't ask how, just accept it.