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Persistent, Pernicious Unreality

Ron Brynaert, first mentioned here in Invisible Hand, Invisible Handjob is a case study in conspiracy appraisal and operation all on his own. We don’t recommend him as a training pony, the poor dear is such a nuisance he’s already been sent to the glue factory thrice, but he somehow keeps landing on his feet.

This site is meant to be introductory, but this article will make the most sense to those who have absorbed our teachings to an operational level of understanding. Manipulating Conspiracy Theorists and A Deeper Understanding should feel very comfortable to you before you proceed any further.

 

The attention Ron receives is due to his work as an agent for some power which we do not entirely understand. The first genuine conspiracy leveled at him was in 2012, in which he was offered (and took) a conspiracy theory as bait, leading to this marvelous $500,000 judgment against him by his former employer.

Raw Story v. Ron Brynaert 2012
Raw Story v. Ron Brynaert 2012

Keep in mind that Ron is the author of the Kookpocalypse Survival Guide,  named for a plot so dastardly that it led to an adult man with a Yale law degree crying in a Maryland court room over something which did not exist. If you’re unfamiliar with The Kookpocalypse, that link is the gateway into a case study, such as we are willing to produce, regarding that affair.

One of the outcomes of this period of time was Neal Rauhauser’s winning the 2012 Iron Troll contest. Not understanding the durability of Conspiracy Broker constructs, Zile seized upon this name as something meant for him. Let’s take the wraps off this particular Psychic Snare. We are surprised that it’s taken this long for this particular construct to surface. And before you rubbish that, carefully read the date stamps on The Kookpocalypse material.

 

Let’s rewrite Iron Troll, shall we?

Understanding Iron Troll
Understanding Iron Troll

 

Look carefully. Really, we’re not kidding, read The Kookpocalypse Conspiracy Alpha & Omega. Why December 19th, 2011?

 

We approached with Nefarious Intent. A class of people were Victimized. This was Not an Accident. Alternate explanations of why things appear to be as they are Must Be Wrong. Cruelest of all, we facilitate the Self-Sealing nature of such things … with posts like this one.

 

The market nature of continuum from single adherent conspiracy theories to outright plots is the chief innovation we offer, our contribution to the marketplace of ideas our founding fathers envisioned when they memorialized our natural right of free speech in the 1st Amendment.

Having free speech, making wise use of it, and being able to defend it when under duress are three very different things. We wish all of you the best of luck in these matters.

Invisible Hand, Invisible Handjob

The Invisible Hand, ten months ago, indicated a change in leadership, such as it is, here at Conspiracy Broker Central. The recent shocking news in Zile’s House Of Style, namely that one of the conspiradolten will stand tall before the man to answer for his lame, yet lewd photoshopping, has put the squeeze on active Conspiracy Brokers.

Ron Brynaert, Handjob Connoisseur
Ron Brynaert, Handjob Connoisseur

Our resident Wackadoo Journalism professor, Mr. Ron Brynaert, is uniquely qualified to provide a firm grip on these rapidly expanding developments. He’ll be attending to things in his usual fashion, by ranting endlessly via @ronbryn on Twitter, perhaps reaching clear to the root of things, the time period in which this video artifact was created:

 

Apprentice Appraisers are advised to tread lightly around this touchy character. Attempting to stroke him is advisable, but just a tiny bit too hard and … well … forewarned is forearmed.