I figure I should get some use out of my health insurance, so I called to schedule a routine physical. I'd never actually been to the local hospital for anything, so I didn't have a personal doctor yet. I also didn't know any doctors there, and the appointment clerk had no particular recommendation either beyond "these four work at your local hospital." So I asked him to list them off and I figured I'd pick one at random.

This area being what it is, three out of four were Vietnamese. "Doctor Li." "Uh-huh." "Doctor Nguyen." "Uh-huh." "Doctor Black." "Uh-huh." "And Doctor Tran." "Uh-h... what?"

Oh come on, given no other useful information, how could I not go with that greatest of action heroes?