The house has been suffering from a mild roach invasion as the weather warms up. Not a night has gone by this past week that I haven't wandered to the bathroom only to see one sitting in the middle of the hall, thinking it is guaranteed safety under cover of darkness. It could not be more wrong, as I have repeatedly proven with a well-aimed sandal blow. Into the trash can with your rotten carcass, Samsa! Hopefully the survivors will take the hint.