April 1st, 2006
| April Fool | |
| eggs your house. | |
| enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. | |
| buys you a Russian Bride. | |
| has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. | |
| trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. | |
| shaves your Russian Bride. | |
| glues your car to your bedroom ceiling. | |
| legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. | |
| sells your dog on Ebay. | |
| TPs your elderly relatives. | |
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