I will probably not have access to Harry Potter 6 tomorrow. Or the next day. In fact, it'll probably be at least a week, if not two, before I get my hands on a copy.

With that in mind, for the sake of both myself and others in my situation: DO NOT POST SPOILERS. Not even hints; you'd be amazed what my mind can deduce without me even wanting it to (I figured out the obligatory victim of HP5 ahead of schedule thanks to some offhanded remark). I want any Potter commentary whatsoever behind clearly marked lj-cuts (here's a link on how to make them, so you have no excuse), and I want it that way for a month to be safe, do you hear?

In short, if you spoil me, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.