SUP GUISE I HAVE A NEW CAPS COMM TO INTRODUCE

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FUCKIN JOIN IT OR IKUTO WILL BEAT YOU WITH HIS FUCKING BOOMERANG

CAUSE HE'S A HOOD NIGGA!

CROSSPOSTED THIS SHIT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

I TAPE EVERY EPISODE OF TCR NOW, AND I JUST LOVED THE COLBERT/O'REILLY BIT; SO I REWATCHED AND TYPED ALONG.

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I WROTE PENNANCE FOR SOMEONE ELSE WHO DIDN'T DO PENNANCE ON geoffrey_whyyyy SO HERE IT IS. IF THIS IS YOUR SECOND TIME READING IT, WELL, THINK OF IT AS NEW YORK: FIC SO NICE YOU HAD TO READ IT TWICE.

TITLE: WHEN EAGLES SOAR
AUTHOR: ME, YOU DUMBASS. SAIL TO FUCKING NORWAY, BITCH!
SUMMARY: THE BEST FIK EVER
RATING: NO KIDLETS. ALTHOUGH IT INVOLVES PEOPLE MAKING KIDLETS?
AUTHOR'S NOTE: THIS IS MY FANFIC PLZ BE KIND + REVIEW! FLAMES WILL BE DELETED

STEPHEN WALKED INTO HIS HOUSE, EXHAUSTED FROM HIS AWESOME SHOW, THE COLBER REPOR. BUT NOT TIRED ENOUGH TO HAVE SEX AS HE HEARD HIS NAME ECHOING FROM THE TOP OF THE STAIRS, FADING INTO HIS EAR. "STEPHEEEEEEEEEN" THE VOICE SAID AGAIN, AND HE FOLLOWED IT LIKE A STRONG AROMA COMING FROM THE KITCHEN. THERE HIS LOVER WAS, NAKED ON WHITE SHEETS, INVITING AND WILLING TO BE TAKEN. HE WAS LAYING ON HIS SIDE, HIS ASS IN FULL VIEW AND MAKING STEPHEN HUNGER FOR MORE.

LICKING AT HIS LIPS, STEPHEN DISCARDED HIS CLOTHES LIKE SUPERMAN BY RIPPING IT OFF. A NORMAL PERSON WOULD TAKE MORE CARE, BUT STEPHEN WAS NOT NORMAL. HE WAS A RICH BITCH AND HE DOESN'T WEAR HIS SHIT TWICE. DAMN RIGHT.

THEN THE OTHER MAN STOOD UP, STILL REMAINING ON THE BED, AND SLOWLY TOOK OFF STEPHEN'S GLASSES. THEIR LIPS BRUSHED IN A PASSIONATE KISS, AS STEPHEN'S LOVER RESTED HIS HAND ON STEPHEN'S SHOULDER AND GUIDED HIM ON TOP. HE PUT HIS LEGS AROUND HIM AND STEPHEN WENT TO HOME BASE. HARD AND ROUGH.

"OH GOD STEPHEN YOU MUST HAVE HAD A HUNDRED BOYFRIENDS!" THE MAN EXCLAIMED.

"WOT I THOUGHT YOU WERE A LADY. WELL MY GLASSES ARE OFF SO I'M GOING TO STILL ASSUME YOU ARE," HE REPLIED, SLIDING INTO HIS LOVER. STEPHEN WAS GOING TO COME! OH MY!

"STEPHEEEEEN! I LOVE YOU," EXCLAIMED THE MAN AGAIN, TEARS IN HIS EYES AND STEPHEN COLLAPSED RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. "THAT WAS GREAT."

"WHAT THE FUCK. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE GREATEST. GET OFF ME, GEORGE W. BUSH. YOU AIN'T MY HERO NO MORE." HE LEFT TO FUCK HIS BEST FRIEND FOR LIFE, PAUL DINELLO. LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT PAUL HAD A UTERUS.

ETA - OH FUCK I FORGOT THAT THIS IS STEPHEN THE CHARACTER, SO TECHNICALLY HE'D BE BONING TAD. EH. PAUL IS TAD'S SEKRIT EVIL TWIN BROTHER, AND HE MAKES TAD TAKE CARE OF HIS KIDS W/O CHILD SUPPORT

HEY GUYZ I'M NEW HERE AND GUESS WHAT: I LOVE COLBERT AND I LOVE CAPSLOCK SO IT'S LIKE WHOA AMAZING.

ANYWAY THAT'S ALL EXCEPT FOR THIS PEOPLE MAGAZINE DELISH THAT YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY SEEN BUT I DON'T CARE

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I WROTE SEX:

SO LIKE STEPHEN WAS AT HIS DESK DOING HIS SHOW AND THEN JON STEWART CAME IN DURING A COMMERCIAL AND WAS ALL 'HEY GUYZ' AND STEPHEN WAS ALL LIKE 'GET OFF MAH SHOW!' AND JON WAS LIEK 'MAKE ME!'

SO THEN JON WAS SUDDENLY GAY TACKLED BY STEPHEN WHO TACKLED HIM TO THE FLOOR AND THEN PICKED HIM UP BY THE UNDERWEARS AND HAULED HIM OVER TO THE AMERICAN FLAG ON SET. HE THEN PROCEEDED TO PULL OUT SUM HANDCUFFS AND SHACKLE JON STEWART TO THE FLAGPOLE. THE AUDIENCE WAS ALL LIKE 'SWWEEEEEET'.

STEPHEN PULLED DOWN JON'S PANTS AND PRESSES HIS FACE AGAINST THE OTHER ANCHORS' HOT MAN ROD. JON STEWART SAID 'YOU BASTARD IT'S MY TURN TO BE ON TOP AND BESIDES YOU GO BACK ON THE AIR IN LIKE 2 MINUTES'. AND STEPHEN WAS ALL 'IMMA DO YOU'.

ALL OF A SUDDEN! THEY CAME BACK FROM COMMERCIAL BREAK AND THE WHOLE NATION WAS WATCHING THEIR HOT MAN SEX. STEPHEN RODE JON LIKE A PONY AND JON MOANED LIKE A WILDABEAST.

WHOEVER THE HELL WAS THE GUEST THAT NIGHT JUST WATCHED IN HORROR/SEXY FASCINATION, BEATING OFF AND WEEPING IN SHAME. AT THIS POINT EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE WAS TOTALLY MAKING OUT WITH EACH OTHER.

AND RIGHT WHEN STEAPHEN REACHED HIS TRIUMPHANT CLIMAX IT WAS TIME FOR ANOTHER COMMERCIAL BREAK. HE SMACKED JON ON THE ASS, LOOKED INTO THE CAMERA AND SAID "MORE AFTER THIS".

THE END.

OK GUYS I HAVE DECIDED HOW WE'RE GOING TO HANDLE PENNANTS.

FETISH PORN.

IF YOU LOWERCASE, CHOOSE A PAIRING (ANY CHARACTER OR PERSON EVEN REMOTELY RELATING TO THE COLBERTVERSE. THE MORE CREATIVE THE BETTER.) AND WRITE THE MOST CAPSLOCK PORN YOU CAN THINK OF. POST IT AND YOU WILL BE ~*ABSOLVED*~, MY CHILDREN.

SOME SHINING EXAMPLES CAN BE FOUND HERE IN CLH. THOSE WERE PEENNANCES FOR LOWERCASING IN CAPSCHAT SO THE FORMAT IS WEIRD, BUT IT'S BASICALLY THE SAME.

EXTRA POINTS IF YOU CROSSPOST TO ONE OF THE MORE ~*REPUTABLE*~ COMMUNITIES.

ETA: POSTING FETISH PORN OF YOUR OWN VOLITION IS GREAT TOO AND VERY WELCOME.

THIS HAS LITTLE TO DO WITH COLBERT, BUT PLENTY TO DO WITH CAPS.

DEAR FUCKHEADS:

JUST BECAUSE YOU USE CAPSLOCK DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOU FUNNY. YOU HAVE TO BRING THE FUNNY YOURSELF. THE CAPSLOCK MERELY EMPHASIZES YOUR FUNNY. IT DOES NOT MAKE IT FOR YOU.

I'M TALKING TO YOU, THIS POST. STFU.

IS THERE LIKE, caps_training FOR THE COLBERT CAPSLOCKING CREW? THERE SHOULD BE.

I WOULD POST SOME FLASHY MS PAINT DOODLES HERE, BUT I'M AT WORK AND THEREFORE UNABLE TO. SO HAVE SOME JIMMY NOVA INSTEAD:



AND TO KEEP IT COLBERT, HERE ARE STEPHEN AND PAUL AS SHRIMPS:

YOU GUYS HERE'S A ~*~RARE PHOTOGRAPH~*~ I FOUND FROM STEPHEN AND TAD'S WEDDING DAY ON THIS DAY LAST YEAR!!!!!!!!!!

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