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Huh, let's see. Nothing extremely relevant has happened in my life. I'm still at my granny's, but sometimes I go back home because my grandmother complains a lot and then complains a lot to me and of me and if I roll my eyes any further they will pop out of their sockets. I KNOW IT'S UNFAIR, but she can be very tiring. I love her, but oh boy!<br \/><br \/>The other day I saw a guy with <i>the<\/i> best moustache on the subway; rocker-dude, you know, tattoos all over and shit. But I actually stopped and tapped him on the shoulder to say he had the best moustache ever.<br \/><br \/>Also, finished Mass Effect 2. EVERYONE LIVED!! YEAH!! And since we're on Mass Effect subject, NEW RP ACCOUNTS, YEAH!!<br \/><br \/><center><img src=\"https:\/\/l-userpic.livejournal.com\/114363473\/43902641\" title=\"\u1d05\u0280. \u1d04\u029c\u1d00\u1d0b\u1d21\u1d00s | \u1d0d\u1d00ss \u1d07\u0493\u0493\u1d07\u1d04\u1d1b 2\" fetchpriority=\"high\"> <img src=\"https:\/\/l-userpic.livejournal.com\/114376446\/43916961\" title=\"\u0262\u0280\u1d1c\u0274\u1d1b | \u1d0d\u1d00ss \u1d07\u0493\u0493\u1d07\u1d04\u1d1b 2\" loading=\"lazy\"> <img src=\"https:\/\/l-userpic.livejournal.com\/114357725\/19270773\" title=\"\u1d0b\u1d07\u1d07\u029f\u1d00\u0274 \u0280\u1d0f\u1d07\u029c\u029f | \u1d0f\u1d04 | \u1d0d\u1d00ss \u1d07\u0493\u0493\u1d07\u1d04\u1d1b 2\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/center>","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/272676.html?view=comments#comments","category":["life","radio","ocs","college","gaming","rpg"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/272415.html","pubDate":"Thu, 03 Nov 2011 22:13:23 GMT","title":"ur offensive","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/272415.html","description":"ljlogin works again, livejournal is still a douchebag, nessy is an asshole<br \/><br \/>news at 8<br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/66e3086fff2cd703d78fbbc414597bf4369367cbcb4ee9ca377bc2bcbb5deab6\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tr8MdeUEMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCaZGgtLf4VbXmszqGEIpFEg4Tx8p5g0Ezm2INFEdRAVZyFdqsFIahnXDKtaN-U4BqUdEBhP7QvHK49VJjC9N:l3oByYttBFBaJS15pb5z-g\" fetchpriority=\"high\">","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/272415.html?view=comments#comments"},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/271953.html","pubDate":"Sun, 02 Oct 2011 15:16:52 GMT","title":"qu\u00e9","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/271953.html","description":"WHY DO I CRAVE SO MUCH FOOD WHEN MY OVARIES ARE EXPLODING WHY WHY WHY<br \/><br \/>so fat...<br \/><br \/>in other news i've been watching \"adventure time with finn and jake\" oh my god i love it so much i must eat it.","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/271953.html?view=comments#comments"},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/271565.html","pubDate":"Sat, 10 Sep 2011 20:21:01 GMT","title":"wah wah i don't like organizing my entries and it's all over the place","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/271565.html","description":"Yes, I still exist. Yes, plurk is so much spammable than LiveJournal. And it doesn't have a goat.<br \/><br \/>Talking about goats, I have found the cousin of that motherfucking goat (franky or w\/e).<br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/f45f8b0b66964aaefbf137b542f9cea91b3c2a0679047629753f95416194aa9b\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tr8MdeUEMdsf-ah7h00kuGTrMdm8Xe8RTG28KqBQUyFUp1El9OukxEiyffTgh8CwMdn00v9kdBjH7JevQ:Cbf-YXCqFu10vclc3fxcnQ\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><br \/><br \/>LMFAO<br \/><br \/>So college starts on the 19th, mmhmm, freshmen hell :))))) They shall be my stress balls. Oh and I accidentally signed up for a class I've already passed BUT IT'S OKAY I CAN SOLVE THIS I can cancel it when classes actually start.<br \/><br \/>Also I'm super invested in making OCs and their stories ooooh my Jesus I am like SO INTO IT RIGHT NOW? <br \/><br \/>I did art for a couple of friends. They are magic gurls.<br \/><br \/><center><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/0U0x0.png\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/center><br \/><br \/>I miss colouring manga icons too so I coloured some today and I might reread this fucking comic because I miss playing Tokidoki. The problem is I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY FANDOM CHARACTERS ANYMORE. Or, well, I do, but playing OCs is so much more engaging.<br \/><br \/><center><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/hOr46.png\" loading=\"lazy\"> <img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/8hYgm.png\" loading=\"lazy\"> <img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/B7gVw.png\" loading=\"lazy\"> <\/center><br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/rampallions.livejournal.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">I've made a community for people to play with my characters.<\/a> You just need to click their pictures!! I just need to update the blurbs to give them short info urr hurr durr.<br \/><br \/>... IS THERE ANYONE LEFT ON LJ LAND<br \/><br \/>Lastly. I need a haircut<br \/><br \/><center><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/Hu7mL.png\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/center><br \/><br \/>bye.","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/271565.html?view=comments#comments","category":["uselessness","lmao","homo","magical hair","monsterboxed","ocs","awesome shit you don't care about","oooh what must you think of me","release the cthulhus","everything is moving!!!","balls balls everywhere","uweh","doodles and shit","rpg"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/271310.html","pubDate":"Fri, 29 Jul 2011 09:16:02 GMT","title":"what ","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/271310.html","description":"you've changed livejournal<br \/><br \/><i>you've changed...<\/i>","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/271310.html?view=comments#comments","category":"what."},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/270932.html","pubDate":"Sun, 17 Jul 2011 17:34:12 GMT","title":"BOOM HEADSHOT","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/270932.html","description":"TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON ON THE INTERNET I DON'T KNOW","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/270932.html?view=comments#comments","category":["what the fuck is this shit","what."]},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/270685.html","pubDate":"Wed, 29 Jun 2011 12:45:14 GMT","title":"really really really really","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/270685.html","description":"sidenote? andrej pejic freaks me out so bad.<br \/>anyway<br \/><br \/><lj-embed id=\"55\" \/><br \/><br \/>yes.<br \/><br \/>i want to do a ost for a couple of ocs\/casts but i dont know how i could include this MAKE IT HAPPEN NESSY<br \/><br \/>plurk eats away life man. so does making gifs BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN shut up you're not my mooommmm!! &gt;:[<br \/><br \/><center><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/978bf115f6368b903d2159e32f80bf51a278ff6165fac77cb7c21132bf0188af\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tr8MdeUEMdsf-ah7h0jRvMSrdXhtGd5w3Zl823RkkpDQhjC0BzulBqkDPXbBMQGWUWukkq_h8VkibAadbVvQoeoxhnaA8:LDssom2YBi9gWV2iJdeHVg\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/center><br \/><br \/>what's up","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/270685.html?view=comments#comments","category":["sharing","everything is moving!!!","music","rpg"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/270525.html","pubDate":"Sat, 18 Jun 2011 14:02:14 GMT","title":"hmd june","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/270525.html","description":"<center><b><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"5\" color=\"#006699\">The <a href=\"http:\/\/hmd-me.livejournal.com\/8524.html?thread=8297292#t8297292\" target=\"_blank\"><font color=\"#006699\"><b>How's My Driving?<\/b><\/a> <font color=\"#006699\">Meme<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/b><\/center><br \/><br \/>Unrelatedly, <a href=\"http:\/\/slowpoke.tumblr.com\/tagged\/*gifs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">I've been making so many gifs lately I think have a problem<\/a>.<br \/><br \/><center><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/DfsmN.gif\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/center>","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/270525.html?view=comments#comments","category":["fuck yeah seaking","homo","everything is moving!!!","rpg"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/270318.html","pubDate":"Fri, 10 Jun 2011 11:28:45 GMT","title":"baby ilu forever","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/270318.html","description":"<center><blockquote><font size=\"7\" face=\"impact\"><span style=\"background: url(https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/3e465f12819bae1867712c853a6913f6c11b6198797446ab8aea65b317a77932\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tr8MdeUEMdsf-ah7h01hraCaZagcnD-huals6oRx4uUkguBwN2v0QXgQ:g1J_yakhk4rKt2kVTF9Abw)\">HAPPY BIRTHDAY, <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"pumahmistress\" lj:user=\"pumahmistress\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/pumahmistress.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/pumahmistress.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>MY INCESTUAL PARTNER<\/b><\/a><\/span>!!!<\/span><\/font><br \/><small>I love you so much, man. I know we don't talk as much as we used to (and as much as I would like), but I know we've been pretty busy. Nevertheless, you are totally my sister forever and I looooove you and I hope e v e r y t h i n g ever goes right for you. You deserve it, you crazy bitch! Iluuuuuuu!! <\/small><\/blockquote> <img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/cctGM.gif\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/center>","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/270318.html?view=comments#comments","category":["spread the love","homo","incest","titters","this is so gay","shamelessly","birthday","release the cthulhus","yes porn","fffffaggots","everything is moving!!!","raeps tiems nao"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/269518.html","pubDate":"Sat, 14 May 2011 17:22:25 GMT","title":"hmd, may 2011","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/269518.html","description":"<center><b><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"5\" color=\"#006699\">The <a href=\"http:\/\/hmd-me.livejournal.com\/8060.html?thread=8114300#t8114300\" target=\"_blank\"><font color=\"#006699\"><b>How's My Driving?<\/b><\/a> <font color=\"#006699\">Meme<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/b><\/center>","category":["meme","rpg"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/269137.html","pubDate":"Thu, 12 May 2011 07:25:34 GMT","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/269137.html","description":"beep beep","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/269137.html?view=comments#comments","category":"what."},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/269008.html","pubDate":"Mon, 25 Apr 2011 06:20:49 GMT","title":"waking up feeling likeOH GOD 4AM...","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/269008.html","description":"Yesterday was okay, Easter lunch was fun and all, I love my little cousins. FFffff they're growing up so much sob :') I ate too much, bleeh. <br \/><br \/>So today I woke up at 4AM. Yeah. I went to bed at like 9PM - MASSIVE headache and stomach ache. Oh, jeez, sometimes I get these headaches, man, I can't even. THEY REALLY KILL ME, MAN. It's like <i>something is dying inside my head<\/i>. It still hurts a little bit, but it's bearable. <br \/><br \/>Hmmm, classes re-start tomorrow, sob. NOT FEELING LIKE IT!! BUT I MUST!! I can't wait for Summer, man. BASK MY FATNESS UNDER THE GRAND SUN.<br \/><br \/>Aaaand a pigeon just... landed on my balcony... GET IT OFF. <br \/><center><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/EXreu.gif\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/center>","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/269008.html?view=comments#comments","category":["life","wii r familee","whyyyy","college","everything is moving!!!","what."]},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/268732.html","pubDate":"Sat, 23 Apr 2011 12:29:07 GMT","title":"very lazy today","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/268732.html","description":"Bwaah, back to classes on Tuesday, Easter break is almost over, boo. AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING. Gosh, what a lazy sack of uselessness I am.<br \/><br \/>On the plus side, <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"uzis\" lj:user=\"uzis\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/uzis.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/uzis.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>uzis<\/b><\/a><\/span> came to visit and we went to visit her! I missed my puppy buddy so much, you guys. :') Feels good, man.<br \/><br \/>I need to buy a new bike. Seriously, because mine is way past the recognizing point and besides, I've been wanting a new bike since ever.<br \/><br \/>It's so cold today... Bleh. I hate this grey skies type of weather! Why can't it be always sunny and shiny. I LOVE EL SUN.<br \/><br \/>bluh bluh","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/268732.html?view=comments#comments","category":["life","vroom","college","puppies unite!"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/268508.html","pubDate":"Sat, 16 Apr 2011 18:14:38 GMT","title":"HMD APRIL11","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/268508.html","description":"<center><b><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"5\" color=\"#006699\">The <a href=\"http:\/\/hmd-me.livejournal.com\/7600.html?thread=7670448#t7670448\" target=\"_blank\"><font color=\"#006699\"><b>How's My Driving?<\/b><\/a> <font color=\"#006699\">Meme<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/b><\/center>","category":"rpg"},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/268211.html","pubDate":"Thu, 07 Apr 2011 06:55:38 GMT","title":"pulling teeth and hair","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/268211.html","description":"MY CAT IS PLAYING WITH LIKE A MARBLE OR SOME SHIT AND THE SOUND IT MAKES IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!<br \/><br \/>Other than that, something within me comes alive on Thursdays. It's called being \"really fucking lazy and hating Thursdays classes\". :'| I might have to... go and do the exam for this class. Bwuah.<br \/><br \/>LJ is being such a cock lately. GOD, FUCKING RUSSIANS, I SWEAR. Just fix yourself already. DDoS attacks are so aggravating, man. <br \/><br \/>ALL I WANT TO DO IS ROLEPLAY AND MAKE CHARACTERS AND TABLES. DON'T MAKE ME MOVE TO IJ. IT'S HIDEOUS. Although, I might get that <a href=\"http:\/\/userstyles.org\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Stylish<\/a> add-on on InsaneJournal just so I can be on it for a longer while. Aaah, well.<br \/><br \/>I should... haul my ass to class. \/dead eyes","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/268211.html?view=comments#comments","category":["life","cock tits shittles fuck","college","rpg"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/267947.html","pubDate":"Sun, 03 Apr 2011 01:09:47 GMT","title":"since february actually","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/267947.html","description":"<center><img src=\"https:\/\/l-userpic.livejournal.com\/85468309\/16223274\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><blink><font size=\"5\" color=\"red\"> &hearts; <\/font><\/blink><img src=\"https:\/\/l-userpic.livejournal.com\/109462098\/16020869\" loading=\"lazy\"><br \/><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/Yy6Yw.png\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/center>","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/267947.html?view=comments#comments","category":["kingdom crack","spread the love","awesome shit you don't care about","fandom","doodles and shit","rpg"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/267677.html","pubDate":"Mon, 28 Mar 2011 13:15:26 GMT","title":"most lovely puppy of all times","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/267677.html","description":"<center><blockquote><font size=\"7\" face=\"impact\"><span style=\"background: url(https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/3e465f12819bae1867712c853a6913f6c11b6198797446ab8aea65b317a77932\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tr8MdeUEMdsf-ah7h01hraCaZagcnD-huals6oRx4uUkguBwN2v0QXgQ:g1J_yakhk4rKt2kVTF9Abw)\">HAPPY BIRTHDAY, <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"uzis\" lj:user=\"uzis\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/uzis.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/uzis.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>PUPPY<\/b><\/a><\/span>!!!<\/span><\/font><br \/><small>Thank you so much for being one of the greatest friends I have ever had the utmost pleasure of knowing and sharing your victories and sorrows with me. I love you more than words can express and no matter how many times we end up butting heads, I got your back. I miss you and I can't wait to be with you again.<\/small><\/blockquote><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/b7738446fbfa084d229f8272dedca57c400a6f1504dd501b287430ee164ba264\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tr8MdeUEMdsf-ah7h0jRjMSrdXhtGd5w3Zl823RkkpDQhjC0BzulBqkDuPZQFcDlEKlUkq_h8OhnzAadbUvQoeoxhnaA8:wZUziDBd4RuQSW4bVRSQRA\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/center>","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/267677.html?view=comments#comments","category":["spread the love","birthday","puppies unite!"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/267264.html","pubDate":"Sat, 26 Mar 2011 03:28:43 GMT","title":"flawless go watch it","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/267264.html","description":"<center><blink><font size=\"5\" face=\"impact\">WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME RANGO WAS SO FUCKING PERFECT!?<\/blink> <br \/>AND WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING IT?<\/font><br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/imgprx.livejournal.net\/764dd7577032022338c9e5f4a5a52a1f393940967dbbaae786b364eca8caf000\/P2WlxyVijxKgh2tr8MdeUEMdsf-ah7h00kuGTrMdm8Xe8RTG28KqBQUyFUp1El9OuktZmzPfdRdoSQMdnBlppxVBjH7JevQ:suWYHQcxfdHROzwyHff1pA\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/center>","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/267264.html?view=comments#comments","category":["spread the love","lmao","fuck yeah seaking","fatty fat","fandom","cool story brah","screaming","awesome shit you don't care about","everything is moving!!!","balls balls everywhere"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/267141.html","pubDate":"Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:54:28 GMT","title":"hey","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/267141.html","description":"hey guys<br \/><br \/>heeeyyy","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/267141.html?view=comments#comments","category":"what."},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/266978.html","pubDate":"Fri, 18 Mar 2011 18:54:41 GMT","title":"these are monthly.","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/266978.html","description":"<center><b><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"15\" color=\"#006699\">The <a href=\"http:\/\/hmd-me.livejournal.com\/6930.html?thread=7291666#t7291666\" target=\"_blank\"><font color=\"#006699\"><b>How's My Driving?<\/b><\/a> <font color=\"#006699\">Meme<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/b><\/center>","category":["meme","rpg"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/266576.html","pubDate":"Tue, 15 Mar 2011 21:38:36 GMT","title":"in which nothing is said","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/266576.html","description":"I'm not very satisfied with this <i>Skins<\/i> generation. I had high hopes, alas... Maybe the last episode will redeem them. I don't know. It feels like it's going too fast and the writing seems a little less... Skins-y. Lmao.<br \/><br \/>I've had this constant need of rewatching 90's shows and then app a bunch of 90's characters. Especially Disney characters. UGGGH, GO AWAY STUPID RPG NEEDS. Thing is, I'm not that much of an avid RPer, I just... really like creating OCs and I should probably stick to museboxes. I mean, I'm holding on to these two games I'm in, <i>but for how long?<\/i><br \/><br \/>Also, I've been biking everyday since Saturday. My ass hurts. My bike is old and dangerous and the back wheel is whack (possibly punctured or some shit).<br \/><br \/>And finally, guess who's getting her second tattoo on Monday? AAWW, YEAH, I AM. I need to mentally prepare myself again because I bet that bitch is going to hurt (just above the elbow, and it's a bit big, with colours). It's going to be relatively cheap, too!! 80\u20ac!! Uwah! Although, after this, I will be poor, but I really, really want to indulge for once. NO REGRETS!<br \/><br \/>I'm excited and a tiny bit nervous.<br \/><br \/>AND GOD I'M GETTING TO THAT POINT IN DIET THAT IT'S REALLY HARD TO LOSE WEIGHT \/glares at scale. Come on baby, only 5 more kilos to go...<br \/><br \/>I need to pee.","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/266576.html?view=comments#comments","category":["fatty fat","fandom","life","tattoos","awesome shit you don't care about","oooh what must you think of me","my poor empty wallet","uweh","rpg"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/266429.html","pubDate":"Sat, 12 Mar 2011 17:30:31 GMT","title":"love me shake me","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/266429.html","description":"<center><big><big><big><big><font color=\"#f5898e\">R<\/font><font color=\"#ef7c84\">O<\/font><font color=\"#e96f79\">L<\/font><font color=\"#e2626f\">E<\/font><font color=\"#dc5564\">P<\/font><font color=\"#d6485a\">L<\/font><font color=\"#d03b4f\">A<\/font><font color=\"#c92e45\">Y<\/font> <font color=\"#bd1430\">L<\/font><font color=\"#c3213a\">O<\/font><font color=\"#c92e45\">V<\/font><font color=\"#d03b4f\">E<\/font> <font color=\"#dc5564\">M<\/font><font color=\"#e2626f\">E<\/font><font color=\"#e96f79\">M<\/font><font color=\"#ef7c84\">E<\/font><br \/><\/big><\/big><\/big><\/big><br \/><sub><a href=\"http:\/\/rplovelovememe.livejournal.com\/2127.html?thread=7681359#t7681359\" target=\"_blank\"><font color=\"#e96f79\">my thread<\/font><\/a><\/sub><\/center>","category":["meme","rpg"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/266150.html","pubDate":"Tue, 08 Mar 2011 15:35:23 GMT","title":"art rhymes with fart that rhymes with poop wait no it doesn't","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/266150.html","description":"I've been waking up at like 730\/800AM regularly, almost no matter how late I go to bed? Unless it's like... going to bed at 800AM like it happened the other day when I went out with my besties. Yeah, boy. It was okay, I guess. I TWISTED MY FOOT, LMAO!! It's better now, though.<br \/><br \/>College is okay, I guess. Nothing too fancy happening yet. Probably will start crying when the work begins to pile up.<br \/><br \/>My glasses are totally broken. I've been wearing contacts. It's coo', it's coo'. I need to put them on, actually. I have been up and squinting at everything. I'm at my granny's, so my broken yet still usable glasses aren't here. <a href=\"http:\/\/slowpoke.tumblr.com\/post\/3698642425\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">I cut my hair again, too.<\/a> I probably will ask for just a itsy bitsy shorter on the longer side next time.<br \/><br \/>SO, TODAY I WOKE UP WITH THIS URGE TO DRAW EVERYTHING, LMAO? So I put it to good use. Kind of. Not really. I've been drawing other people's OCs more than my own. It makes me feel good? Yeah. I love their designs so...<br \/><br \/>Click the pictures for the real size. :u<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/cd9f0.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/1oG4K.jpg\" title=\"for noodles\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/SDQyB.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/zNmLC.jpg\" title=\"for elle\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a><br \/><br \/>I really like how Jam came out. I usually hate my art, but YEAH. I like it how it came out. I also drew <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/T69oT.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">some anon's original<\/a> from the <a href=\"http:\/\/community.livejournal.com\/rpanoncomm\/10819.html?thread=93790531#t93790531\" target=\"_blank\">draw my OC thread<\/a>.  I WAS REALLY BORED. NOBODY ON THE INTERNET IS AWAKE IN THE MORNING...<br \/><br \/>Okay, bye.","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/266150.html?view=comments#comments","category":["picspam","college","yes elle yes","4 u","life","noodl y u no get stool","drugs so many drugs","ugly narcissism","doodles and shit"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/265777.html","pubDate":"Tue, 01 Mar 2011 18:26:08 GMT","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/265777.html","description":"noodles is the tallest person in the world","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/265777.html?view=comments#comments"},{"guid":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/265641.html","pubDate":"Mon, 21 Feb 2011 01:08:02 GMT","title":"meh","author":"candlejack","link":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/265641.html","description":"<center><img src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/f1MdQ.jpg\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><\/center><br \/><br \/>meh<br \/><br \/>i have to go to bed lol CLASSES TOMORROW oh god waking up at 7am THE HORROR<br \/><br \/>\/punches self to bed","comments":"https:\/\/candlejack.livejournal.com\/265641.html?view=comments#comments","category":["originality is overrated","college","doodles and shit"]}]}}