
The phrase “by the sweat of your brow you will eat your bread,” reflects the fate of Adam and Eve after their expulsion from Eden, according to Genesis: excluded from Paradise, they will have to work to get their food. Curiously, this line from the Bible also has some faery parallels.
There is a story about faery theft of human food that appears in several versions in the folklore record- from Northamptonshire, in the south-east Midlands, through Suffolk and down to Sussex. The most famous version, perhaps, is the Suffolk one, a tale widely known as ‘Brother Mike.’
“There once was a farmer who had a large amount of wheat stored on his barn. However, his heaps of wheat got smaller and smaller, and he had no idea how. At last, he hid himself near the barn one moonlit night where he could see the barn doors and, just when the clock struck midnight, a crowd of ‘little tiddy frairies’ appeared, running. They were ‘little bits of things,’ only as big as mice and they wore little blue coats, yellow breeches and tiny red caps with long tassels hanging down behind. They ran right up to the barn door and it opened wide as if by itself; then they hauled themselves over the threshold. Once the faeries were all inside, the farmer crept nearer and nearer and looked in. The ‘little frairies’ danced round and round for a while and then they each picked up an ear of wheat and shouldered it to carry it off. There was, though, one faery who was so small that he could hardly lift his ear of wheat and he kept saying as he walked: ‘Oh, how I du twait, a carrying o’ this air o’ wate’ (Oh, how I sweat, carrying this ear of wheat). When he got to the threshold, the little man was unable to get over, and the farmer reached out and seized him. The poor faery cried out “Brother Mike! Brother Mike!” as loud as he could, but the farmer dropped him in his hat and took him into the house for his children, where he tied him to the kitchen window. The poor little thing wouldn’t eat anything and pined away and died.”
There’s plenty to say about this. I’ve described captive faeries (and their fates) in a previous post (and they often cry out to relatives for help when they’re caught), but we might also remark upon the diminutive size of the beings- no bigger than mice and sharing the same habits. The Northamptonshire poet, John Clare, drew the same parallel in one verse: saying that “Mice are not reckoned greater thieves” (than faeries); he likewise regarded them as tiny and well suited to sneaking undetected into homes and shops.
Alongside their small stature is the faeries colourful and quaintly antique clothing along with an ingratiatingly childish nature: the faery thief lisps “twait” (or sometimes “twit”) rather than ‘sweat.’ A comparable speech impediment is found in a story of a Shetland trow who wants to borrow a sieve from a mortal family, but asks for a “piftan pif” (sifting sieve). This is either to be understood as a sign of immaturity or as an indicator of disability but, whichever explanation we choose, the closeness of faery physical development to our own is notable. Not only can they speak our language, but they may suffer comparable defects in performance too.
In contrast to the Suffolk faery, the character in the Sussex version of the story can pronounce the word correctly. He says to his companion “I’m sweating, Puck, are you?” to which the farmer angrily responds, “I’ll sweat you, you little rascals.” The man doesn’t catch them, though, and he’s punished with a poor harvest that year because he denied the faeries their rightful share of his crop. In another Suffolk telling, the interfering farmer receives a blow to his head, and is dead within the year; what’s more, in this case the faeries had not be stealing the corn but had been feeding it to the cart-horses, something they cease to do, so that the beasts waste away as well. As I have observed before, faery vengeance may be harsh as well as inexorable.
The core of the Borther Mike story seems to be the constant faery trait of living upon the fruits of human labour, whether there is some brownie-like work provided in return for this- threshing grain or caring for livestock- or whether it is pure larceny. There may be something of a Biblical joke worked into this- the struggle faced by fallen man is magnified by the fact that fallen angels (now the faeries trapped on earth between heaven and hell) prey upon them. Furthermore, part of the punishment of those angels may be that they too have to toil and sweat to acquire their ill-gotten gains.
Lastly, the question of faery perspiration is a subject few of us contemplate, I imagine. As I described in my book The Faery Lifecycle, as well as in a posting on faery poo, there are records of faery excretion which make it clear that they are physiologically very like us. It follows that sweating is another bodily function we will have in common- another reason why the faeries want to bathe regularly- but it is mentioned even less often than other processes. Nonetheless, as the story of Brother Mike shows, it is a normal fact of faery life.







