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I am an angst-whore, and I blame the Hardy Boys. I grew up reading about their adventures, and there was always at least one chapter which ended with either Frank or Joe in some desperate...well, peril. Then, just as I hit puberty, there was the tv show. Don't judge me. Shaun Cassidy was hot. Or Parker Stevenson, I forget which is which.

Anyway, where was I? Oh yes. Peril. Pretty boys. Pretty boys in peril. This journal is for fangirl squeeing, attempts at writing, and letting my inner gay boy out. Also, angels.

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fakeplasticsnow is the Goddess of Extreme Advertising. I think I'm flattered and a little bit afraid.

WHAT'S THAT? IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE? NO IT'S BOYSINPERIL YOU DUMB SHIT WHAT THE FUCK. CHECK OUT THAT USERNAME IT'S A HARDY FUCKING BOYS REFERENCE, YEAH THOSE GUYS THEY'RE LIKE BOYSINPERIL THEY'RE ALL LIKE CRAZY SMART AND SHIT, BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT WOULD YOU MOUTHBREATHER. ONLY A HARDASS ANGSTH0R LIKE BOYSINPERIL COULD HANDLE HAVING KURT HUMMEL AND DEXTER ICONS AT THE SAME TIME. BITCH GOT TASTE MAN. HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW THAT DEXTER GUY'S A MOTHERFUCKING SERIAL KILLER MOTHERFUCKER BUT HE ALSO HAS MORAL AND ETHICAL ISSUES BECAUSE HE'S REALLY COMPLEX LIKE THAT JUST LIKE BOYSINPERIL GODDAMN. AND HELL THAT KURT HUMMEL KID IS ALSO ONE COMPLEX MOTHERFUCKER HE'D KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND BUT HE JUST GOT A MANICURE JESUS CHRIST. ONLY BOYSINPERIL GOT THE SKILLS TO MAKE A DEXTER!KURT MANIP BECAUSE IT TAKES LIKE FUCKING FINESSE AND EMOTIONAL DEPTH, HOLY SHIT MAN THAT IS A CRAZY-ASS SHITFUCKING MASTERPIECE RIGHT THERE. OH MY GOD IT'S SO AMAZING DON'T YOU JUST WANNA STRIP NAKED AND RUB UP AGAINST IT SO THAT SOME OF ITS AWESOMENESS WILL RUB OFF ON YOU.

...ALSO, ANGELS.