So, remember how I used to write a lot of fic? And then I stopped writing so much fic, and then I started writing a lot of fic again with fallintosilence and now I'm too lazy to write stuff on my own? Yeah, that has left with me a lot of WIPs I am unlikely to ever finish, so here are some of my favorites just so I can stop feeling like such a failure every single time I look at my google docs.

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So, I wrote a fic for bandomstuffsit, which was a good time. I am the latest person in the world and am just posting it now, but oh well! I wrote for takkatakkatakka and was so happy to get her prompt because I got an immediate idea for one of her suggestions, and it turns out that idea worked out awesomely! I had a lot of fun writing this, and it also inspired me to actually try Kahlua in hot chocolate, and it turns out that's delicious, so go me.

Also awesome is the fact that disarm_d wrote fic for me, which like. That right there, is awesome, because I love me some disarm_d fic, and then she wrote me Z and Tennessee being fumbly high school lesbians with a side of fumbly virgin Brendon and his older boyfriend Pete, and it was like all of my dreams had come true, every single one of them ever. She also included dick jokes, so, like, I must have been really transparently me in my prompting, whoops. /o\ Anyway, if you have not done so yet, you should absolutely go read A Shift In Shapes Has Come Around because it is so much more awesome than my flaily description has made it seem, I promise.

And now, fic about Ryan Ross failing at every aspect of life and Z Berg being awesome!

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Title: Catching Signals That Sound in the Dark
Author: boweryd
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jon/Brendon
Word Count: 2,400+
Summary: "I really, really, really want to suck your cock," Brendon tells Jon's pants as he pops open the button and slides the zipper down. "Like. Really."
Disclaimer: I clearly don’t own any of these people and this clearly never happened.
Warnings: Graphically described face fucking, sex while intoxicated.
Author Notes: Written for the kink bingo prompt "rough sex." Thanks to untappedbeauty for once again patiently explaining to me that periods exist and can be used in place of commas sometimes. Thanks to fallintosilence for existing and being the kind of person who's all, "Fuck yeah that sounds like an awesome idea!" when I say, "There should be more grossly descriptive face fucking fic!" Title from "Two-Headed Boy" (that's right, I went there) by Neutral Milk Hotel.

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Title: Hard to Be Soft (Tough to Be Tender)
Authors: boweryd
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: girl!Brendon/girl!Spencer
Word Count: 1,300+
Summary: "And no head in the shower, I'm not getting sore knees too."
Disclaimer: I clearly don’t own any of these people and this clearly never happened.
Warnings: Spanking, consensual genital slapping.
Author Notes: Written for the kink bingo prompt "genital torture" and not actually as scary as it sounds. Thank you to boy_wrangler for the awesome as always beta, and to blindingsight, almostblue, and untappedbeauty who also looked over this for me. Also, fallintosilence who never gets mad at me even when I make her help me change the same line nine times in the course of an hour. ♥ Title from "Help, I'm Alive" by Metric.

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Title: Some Sense Of Touch
Authors: boweryd
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Brendon/Spencer
Word Count: 3,000
Summary: "Hey," he says, mouthing idly at the skin of Brendon's neck simply because it's there. "Hey, we only have an hour, right?"
Disclaimer: I clearly don’t own any of these people and this clearly never happened.
Warnings: Confined places, frottage, feet, and your mom jokes. A typical fic for me.
Author Notes: I will write porn about anything. But really, I am tired of sadfacing and am combating that by writing porn. As you do. Should you be in the porn mood, sunsetmog posted some truly excellent Brendon/Spencer domestic porn here and almostblue wrote the hot, kind of hazy Jon/Brendon fic of my heart here. If it's still just too soon for you to get your porn on, I suggest you go and read fallintosilence's ridiculously adorable kitten!panic fic (with bonus kitten spam!), which is here. Thank you to boy_wrangler for the awesome as always beta, to untappedbeauty for slaughtering my splices, and to everyone who read this nineteen times because I'm needy. Title from "Look Up" by Stars.

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I'm Google Doc cleaning so have some random drabbles and comment fic type things that are never turning into anything else.

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Title: Most Exhausting Girl I Ever Knew
Authors: boweryd and fallintosilence
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ryan/girl!Spencer
Word Count: 4,000
Summary: "Stop being so stupid and stubborn already and take your pants off."
Disclaimer: I clearly don’t own any of these people and this clearly never happened.
Warnings: Awkward teenage hetsex with body issues and snarky best friends?
Author Notes: Um. This is what happens when fallintosilence and I are all, "Know what's awesome? Teenage Ryan and Spencer! Know what else is awesome? Vaginas! Know what's super awesome? Teenage Ryan and Spencer where Spencer is a girl is and is all "Ahahah no!" and Ryan is all, "Ladyparts! Wanna touch em, let me touch em!" You're right, that is super awesome!" I don't even know anymore. Largely chatficced and self betaed by the both of us, so it has that going for it! Title from "Papillon" by Rilo Kiley.

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Title: Pull Your Tangles Out
Author: boweryd
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Word Count: 9,000
Summary: If this is like a thing you two do.
Disclaimer: I clearly don’t own any of these people and this clearly never happened.
Warnings: Mild D/s content, orgasm denial
Author Notes: For sosodirty prompt: "Following Orders." Title and cut text from Tegan and Sara's "Not Tonight." Thanks to okubyo_kitsune for the constant hand holding, anoneknewmoose for the last minute comma pick, and to the amazing stephanometra and boy_wrangler for the betas, without you two this story would not be here and my head would have exploded several times over. About 900 people read over this for me at one point or another, so if you were ever in on this doc you can just assume that you have my constant hearteyes, okay?

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Title: Our Hearts Beat Regular Time
Author: boweryd
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spencer/Girl!Ryan
Summary: "F-fingers? Spencer, can you, could you?" Ryan's voice is pitched higher than usual and yeah, fuck yes, Spencer can do that.
Disclaimer: I clearly don’t own any of these people and this clearly never happened.
Warnings: Adorable teenage oral?
Author Notes: Excerpt from a WIP that was still too long for the Porn Battle, prompt: "Girl!Ryan/Spencer, tongue." Title from Wolf Parade's "Kissing The Beehive.”

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Title: Live Our Misbehavior
Author: boweryd
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Summary: “Do you think I’m a slut,” Brendon says, “Because you’ve been acting kind of really weird since you came on my face.”
Disclaimer: I clearly don’t own any of these people and this clearly never happened.
Warnings: Clearly, clearly, there is a warning for facials.
Author Notes: Title and cut text come from The Arcade Fire’s “Rebellion (Lies),” and also, I AM SO SORRY, it is not my fault, I was peer pressured into this and I have total permission to blame shutyourface for this, SO I AM DOING THAT PREEMPTIVELY. Thanks to the aforementioned shutyourface for being a comma slayer, and to my boo okubyo_kitsune and the lovely notfarfromhome for looking over this for me!

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Title:  That Teenage Feeling
Author: boweryd
Rating:  NC-17
Pairing:  Jon/Brendon
Summary:  So, Brendon has this problem where he’s maybe a technical virgin.
Disclaimer:  I clearly don’t own any of these people and this clearly never happened.
Warnings:   Just your normal gay sexy sexin’ things.  Brendon is a giant failboat?
Author Notes:  Title and cut text  come from Neko Case’s “That Teenage Feeling,” and I really need to branch out for fic titles.  Devendra Banhart’s “Now That I Know” is referenced vaguely within. A HUGE thanks to enhendi and paint_the_days for the awesome betas!

Title:  That Teenage Feeling
Author: boweryd
Rating:  NC-17
Pairing:  Jon/Brendon
Summary:  So, Brendon has this problem where he’s maybe a technical virgin.
Disclaimer:  I clearly don’t own any of these people and this clearly never happened.
Warnings:   Just your normal gay sexy sexin’ things.  Brendon is a giant failboat?
Author Notes:  Title and cut text  come from Neko Case’s “That Teenage Feeling,” and I really need to branch out for fic titles.  Devendra Banhart’s “Now That I Know” is referenced vaguely within. A HUGE thanks to enhendi and paint_the_days for the awesome betas!

Title:  Carry On and On and On
Author: boweryd 
Rating:  NC-17
Pairing:  Ryan/Spencer
Summary:  "You are so awesome, Spencer, Gerard Way is going to sweat on us!"
Disclaimer:  I clearly don’t own any of these people and this clearly never happened.
Warnings:   Teenage frottage shenanigans! Gerard Way!
Author Notes:  Written for anon_lovefest  prompt, “Pre-fame Spencer/Ryan, frottage in the crowd at a MCR concert.”  My knowledge of MCR is admittedly fuzzy, so let’s just accept that Wikipedia is a totally valid source and enjoy the boy rubbing.

Title:  Hover Like Bees
Author:  boweryd
Rating:  NC-17
Pairing:  Always a Girl! Spencer/Jon
Summary:  She slides into Ryan's bunk that night, presses her self against his side and says without preamble into his shoulder, "I'minlovewithJondon'tgetpissed."
Disclaimer:  I clearly don’t own any of these people and this clearly never happened.
Warnings:   General Het sex, descriptions of girly parts, Disney lyrics, the usual.
Author Notes:  Baby’s first bandom fic!    I’ve been kind of lurking for a while but couldn’t get failboat girl Spencer being totally in love with Jon and COMPLETELY freaked out about it out of my head, so here we go!    Songs/movies referenced, in order:  “Good Girls Don’t” by The Knack, The Princess Bride, “Kiss The Girl” from  The Little Mermaid.  Title and cut text are from "Outro With Bees" by Neko Case.

 

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