ARRRGHHHH

I CANNOT READ YOUR FUCKING MIND

I AM NOT YOUR BUTLER

WHEN I GO RUNNING ALL OVER HELL LOOKING FOR SOMETHING FOR YOU TO GIVE AS A GIFT, YOU'D BETTER BE FUCKING GRATEFUL

THE NEXT TIME YOU ARE THIS RUDE TO ME, I AM GOING TO HAVE TO TELL YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF

I DO NOT WANT TO DO THAT

BUT I WILL