{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9","title":"The Mo You Know","subtitle":"Getting Away from It All from the Comfort of My Couch","author":{"name":"Melissa (Mo)"},"link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"service.feed","type":"application\/x.atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom","title":"The Mo You Know"}}],"updated":"2022-03-12T00:45:59Z","entry":[{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:54202","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/54202.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=54202"}}],"title":"Well, since everyone is doing it...","published":"2022-03-12T00:45:59Z","updated":"2022-03-12T00:45:59Z","content":"Actually, I have had a DW account for along time and I don&#39;t post much there anymore than I do here. But I am <a href=\"https:\/\/auntmo9.dreamwidth.org\/read\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">a<\/a>untmo9 over there just like I am here. <br \/><br \/>I see quite a few people sharing IG, Twitter and or FB accounts as well, and while I have those, there as empty as my LJ. I am more of a lurker on all of my social media accounts than anything."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:53895","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/53895.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=53895"}}],"title":"Help Wanted!","published":"2017-04-19T19:27:50Z","updated":"2017-04-19T19:27:50Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"real life"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"spread the word!"}}],"content":"Do you need a job? Do you know anyone who needs a job? I work in the healthcare field, which currently, is a very competitive market for employers. It is challenging to find RNs, LPNs and CNAs to meet all of our needs.<br \/><br \/>I run a program in the Greater St. Louis area for individuals with developmental disabilities who live in supported living homes in the community. We assist individuals of all age ranges with all levels of needs, but we specialize in serving those who have high medical needs. We even have individuals with trachs and on ventilators who live in the community and not in nursing homes.<br \/><br \/>My agency, the Austen Dooley Company is looking for Direct Support Staff (DSS), LPN's and RN's to join our St. Louis\/St Charles area team. If you are a CNA, a nurse or know a nurse or CNA that is looking to make a difference in the lives of others in our area... this is a great opportunity. No experience is necessary for these positions, so someone straight out of a CNA or nursing school would be welcome. However, for our DSS positions there may be pay differential available depending on experience, certifications and shift.Please visit our website for a link to our online application. EOE <a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.austendooley.com' rel='nofollow'>http:\/\/www.austendooley.com<\/a><br \/><br \/>Please feel free to share. You can also PM me for more details.<br \/><br \/>Thank you!"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:53714","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/53714.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=53714"}}],"title":"LJ 18th anniversary","published":"2017-04-15T22:54:52Z","updated":"2017-04-15T22:54:52Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"#mylivejournal"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"livejournal"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"#happybirthday"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"#lj18"}}],"content":"Well, based on others I've seen, I'm just as quiet here as I am in RL.   <br \/><br \/>  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/18\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>          <img src=\"https:\/\/l-files.livejournal.net\/birthday_infographics\/auntmo9\/\" fetchpriority=\"high\"><br \/>        <\/a><br \/>        <p><a href='https:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/rsearch\/?tags=%23mylivejournal'>#mylivejournal<\/a> <a href='https:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/rsearch\/?tags=%23lj18'>#lj18<\/a> <a href='https:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/rsearch\/?tags=%23happybirthday'>#happybirthday<\/a><\/p>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:53464","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/53464.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=53464"}}],"title":"I voted today...barely","published":"2016-11-08T17:42:57Z","updated":"2016-11-08T17:42:57Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"real life"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"rant"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"i can&apos;t make this stuff up"}}],"content":"I haven&rsquo;t posted much recently. And I don&rsquo;t post much on my personal Facebook. When I do, nothing is political. That holds true for this post, too. That doesn&rsquo;t mean I don&rsquo;t have political views. Quite the opposite. I have pretty strong ones. I just don&rsquo;t share them online. I teach a course at work, a large part of which is about communication. Do you realize that our communication is only 7% words? The rest of it is body language and vocal elements (tone of voice, pitch, etc.). All of that is lost online. So even if I disagree with you, you might not realize that I do so in a respectful and understanding way. Or if I am having a bad day, maybe just the opposite. And perhaps that is why we have ever increasing anger in our society. People so easily take offense and jump to conclusion because they don&rsquo;t hear or see the rest of it.<br \/> <br \/>This isn&rsquo;t about my political views, just about my voting experience. I am leaving the comments open, but because I haven&rsquo;t shared my political views, I would appreciate it if you would respect that and only comment on my experience. And yours, if you have had similar ones.<br \/> <br \/>So this is my worrisome voter experience this morning. Of course it was very busy at 6: 15 a.m. at the elementary school, in the heart of the Midwestern US, like I am sure it has been across the rest of the country today. This is a very important, tense and challenging Presidential election for all of us. I wish I could say that voting itself was the easiest part of the process.<br \/> <br \/>Considering the high voter for the last two Presidential elections, the election officials at my polling place have been very organized. This election, however, they are doing something new. Instead of the traditional method of comparing your form of ID (driver&rsquo;s license, voter&rsquo;s registration card, etc.), they have a new electronic scanner wherein they scan your ID, or a mailer they sent out last week with a bar code on it. This mailer had a mock ballot and included information on it that you could use it as an acceptable form of ID.<br \/> <br \/>Now I have lived at my current address for 13 years. I have voted in every national, state and the majority of local elections. I have never had a problem voting in the traditional method in which my name and address appeared on the paper rolls. But today, when my driver&rsquo;s license was scanned, I was informed that I could not be located in their system. &nbsp;My heart dropped beyond my stomach to the bottom of my feet. So I was sent to another line. My ID was scanned again in the second line. After a few excruciating minutes, the gentleman found me in the system and then asked me if all the information on the electronic screen he presented me was correct. It wasn&rsquo;t. My date of birth was wrong, so I told him. By now my heart had found its way back into my chest but it was beating so hard I thought it was going to burst through. He looked at my driver&rsquo;s license for a very long time as it had my correct birthdate on it. Eventually he said he would &ldquo;let me&rdquo; vote. I am not sure if I was more scared at being told that I wasn&rsquo;t in the system or that someone would &ldquo;let me&rdquo; vote after having been at the same polling place for almost half of my voting life.<br \/> <br \/>But it doesn&rsquo;t end there. I had chosen a paper ballot for many reasons and there was a bit of a line for that. While we were waiting, another election official started handing out ink pens and told us we could start filling out our ballots if we didn&rsquo;t want to wait for a booth. The entire purpose of having a booth is so that our ballots can be cast in private, not standing in an open line with strangers next to that can see over your shoulder.<br \/> <br \/>Most people did not seem to have a problem with either of these things.&nbsp; I saw most of the people get through the line without having any issue with their ID being scanned and I also saw people using the mailer as well.&nbsp; There were also people around me in line that started to fill out their ballots before getting to a booth. But I am flabbergasted that in one of the most important elections in my lifetime, that a new system of identifying voters would be used without seeing if there would be issues that needed to be addressed and fixed first. I am less shocked that people would give up their voting privacy given what I see online every day. We have seen things like people taking a selfie with their ballot and posting on social media during early voting. But in several places, that can invalidate your vote.<br \/> <br \/>I am still nauseous about all of this. I got to vote today and I am thankful for that. I hope these types of problems are few and far in between.<a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:52615","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/52615.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=52615"}}],"title":"4th Annual Spring Fic and Art Exchange at spn_bigpretzel","published":"2015-03-31T20:03:32Z","updated":"2015-03-31T20:07:57Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"big pretzel"}},"content":"<div style=\"text-align:center\"><img src=\"https:\/\/ic.pics.livejournal.com\/auntmo9\/30609696\/23864\/23864_600.jpg\" width=\"600\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><br \/><br \/>banner by <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"dizzojay\" lj:user=\"dizzojay\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/dizzojay.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/dizzojay.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>dizzojay<\/b><\/a><\/span><\/div><div><div style=\"text-align:left\"><b>It has been four years since&nbsp; <span class=\"\"><a class=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/profile\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\"><img class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/community.gif?v=556?v=124.6\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a><a class=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\"><b>spn_bigpretzel<\/b><\/a><\/span> started the tradition of hosting a Spring Fic Exchange and it has become one of the hallmarks of that community!<\/b><br \/><br \/>The Author sign-ups for this year&#39;s exchange have begun (Artist will sign up at a later date). For more details, or if you want to sign up, then <a href=\"http:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/793360.html\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\">come on over to the Big Pretzel <\/a>and see what all the fuss is about!<\/div><\/div>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:52017","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/52017.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=52017"}}],"title":"Crowley's Christmas Wish List","published":"2014-11-29T18:24:57Z","updated":"2014-11-29T18:25:41Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"wish list"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"crowley"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"christmas"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"big pretzel"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"i did what again?"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"holidays"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"supernatural"}}],"content":"<div style=\"text-align:center\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i554.photobucket.com\/albums\/jj421\/mamapranayama\/64e11d30-fdba-49a9-8476-82e29b172afa_zps5e164307.jpg\" width=\"900\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><br \/>banner by <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"mamapranayama\" lj:user=\"mamapranayama\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/mamapranayama.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/mamapranayama.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>mamapranayama<\/b><\/a><\/span><\/div><div><br \/><br \/><b><span style=\"font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Calibri\">One of my co-mods, the King of Hell himself, is hosting a Holiday Wish List Exchange over at <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-C     \"  data-ljuser=\"spn_bigpretzel\" lj:user=\"spn_bigpretzel\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/community.png?v=556&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>spn_bigpretzel<\/b><\/a><\/span>.<br \/><br \/>(Remind me again <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"dizzojay\" lj:user=\"dizzojay\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/dizzojay.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/dizzojay.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>dizzojay<\/b><\/a><\/span>, <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"mamapranayama\" lj:user=\"mamapranayama\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/mamapranayama.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/mamapranayama.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>mamapranayama<\/b><\/a><\/span> and<span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"lolaann1\" lj:user=\"lolaann1\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/lolaann1.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/lolaann1.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>lolaann1<\/b><\/a><\/span> why we ever agreed to letting him help run the comm in the first place?)<br \/><br \/>Anyway, <a href=\"http:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/745346.html\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\">head on over there<\/a> to make a wish or grant a wish. You know you want to!<\/span><\/b><\/div>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:51819","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/51819.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=51819"}}],"title":"Happy Thanksgiving!","published":"2014-11-27T21:15:12Z","updated":"2014-11-27T21:15:12Z","content":"Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I know I haven't been around here much lately. Mostly because real life and work have been absolutely crazy. I hope that will change soon. But I do have a lot to be thankful for. I hope you all have a wonderful day whether celebrate this holiday or not. And I hope to have more here soon."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:51535","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/51535.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=51535"}}],"title":"auntmo9 @ 2014-11-24T20:09:00","published":"2014-11-25T02:09:09Z","updated":"2014-11-25T02:09:09Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"st. louis"}},"content":"I don't think I've ever been more nervous for my city."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:51287","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/51287.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=51287"}}],"title":"Crowley's Covert Christmas Fic Exchange","published":"2014-11-10T23:51:23Z","updated":"2014-11-10T23:52:33Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"supernatural"}},"content":"<p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-top:0in;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:10.0pt;margin-left:0in;text-align:center\"><span style=\"font-size:18.0pt;color:red\">Crowley<\/span><span style=\"font-size:18.0pt;color:red\">&rsquo;s Covert Christmas Fic&nbsp;Exchange!!<\/span><span style=\"font-size:18.0pt\"> <\/span><\/p><p align=\"center\" style=\"margin-top:0in;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:10.0pt;margin-left:0in;text-align:center\"><span style=\"font-size:18.0pt\"><img alt=\"Crowley exchange\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/ic.pics.livejournal.com\/crowleysxmas\/72811600\/901\/901_900.jpg\" title=\"Crowley exchange\" width=\"750\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Calibri\">banner by <span class=\"\"><a class=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/dizzojay.livejournal.com\/profile\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\"><img class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo.gif?v=17080?v=121.3\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a><a class=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/dizzojay.livejournal.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\"><b>dizzojay<\/b><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p><p style=\"margin-top:0in;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:10.0pt;margin-left:0in\"><br \/><br \/>Of course, anyone dealing with Crowley should know well enough to <a href=\"http:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/739597.html\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\">check contract for the fine print<\/a>.<\/p>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:51091","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/51091.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=51091"}}],"title":"Accentuate the Positive","published":"2014-06-15T00:15:45Z","updated":"2014-06-15T00:16:15Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"spn"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fandom can be wonderful"}}],"content":"Originally posted by <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"quickreaver\" lj:user=\"quickreaver\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/quickreaver.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/quickreaver.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>quickreaver<\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/><br \/>Hey, gang. You know how fed up you get with fandom wank sometimes? I know I do. But here&#39;s a small thing we can do that might cause a bigger ripple.<br \/><br \/>Spearheaded by <span class=\"\"><a class=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/honeylocusttree.livejournal.com\/profile\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\"><img class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo.gif?v=17080?v=116.2\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><\/a><a class=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/honeylocusttree.livejournal.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\"><b>honeylocusttree<\/b><\/a><\/span>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thunderclap.it\/projects\/12709-spn-day-of-fandom-love\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">this Thunderclap<\/a> is a way we can potentially shine a light on being KIND instead of crotchety towards each other in fandom.<br \/><br \/>Being a part of a fandom can impact your life far more than expected. We find ourselves relating to the characters more deeply, we meet folks that turn into genuine friends, we participate in charity events that make the world better, spurred on by our fandom relations...see how it goes? But it can get vitriolic too, for a whole host of reasons.<br \/><br \/>This simple reminder, trying to take one day to sit back and do nothing but be patient and tolerant and wank-free, is a step in the right direction. That&#39;s all it is! No donations, no nuthin&#39; but a promise to can the wank for one...single...day.<br \/><br \/>Easy, right? July 12 is that day. Sign up <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thunderclap.it\/projects\/12709-spn-day-of-fandom-love\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">HERE<\/a>."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:50728","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/50728.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=50728"}}],"title":"The King of Cable 2\/2","published":"2014-05-27T02:20:25Z","updated":"2014-05-27T02:23:09Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"genre: comedy"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"genre: crossover"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"character: gabriel"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"character: crowley"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"character: sam winchester"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"character: dean winchester"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"supernatural"}}],"content":"<a href=\"http:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/50496.html\" target=\"_blank\">Part 1<\/a><br \/><br \/><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;How come I&rsquo;m dragging your ass to the mall on a Saturday, Sammy?&rdquo; Dean grumbled as he pulled open the oversized glass door.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;We&rsquo;ve been over this, Dean,&rdquo; Sam huffed as he blew the hair out of his eyes. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s because you won&rsquo;t let me drive your precious car, and this is the closest place on Mr. Zimmerman&rsquo;s list to get the supplies I need for my project. Unless you want to drive into Manhattan?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;No way! This place is close enough to New York as it is. I can&rsquo;t believe Dad had to come here for a hunt.&rdquo; <\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Well, I suppose people need help everywhere, Dean.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Dean&rsquo;s eye caught a poster on the wall as they walked through the mall, and he put a hand on Sam&rsquo;s chest to stop him. &ldquo;Whoa&hellip;would you look at that. Dr. Drake Ramoray is going to be here in this mall signing autographs, and look at the date on this thing. He&rsquo;s here today&hellip;this thing starts in thirty minutes. You&rsquo;re on your own, Sammy. I gotta go see this guy.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;To get a doctor&rsquo;s autograph? Why? What did he do, cure cancer? Oh, I know,&rdquo; Sam said with a smirk. &ldquo;Did he find a way for people to eat all of the cheeseburgers and pie they want without getting indigestion?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">A dreamy look briefly crossed Dean&rsquo;s face. &ldquo;No, but I bet he could if he wanted to. He has the most amazing life story, so much better than the story of that douche bag from the same town that left after a near fatal accident because of he couldn&rsquo;t get over his ex-girlfriend.&rdquo; <\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;What the hell are you talking about, Dean?&rdquo; Sam asked, confusion plastered across his face.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Dr. Drake. Geesh, keep up, Sammy! Everyone thought he died a few years ago. He fell down an elevator shaft and had so much neurological damage that the only neurologist that could have saved him was obviously himself, and that wasn&rsquo;t going to happen, so everyone thought he died, but really he had just been in this coma for years, and then, miraculously, he had a brain transplant and came back!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Sam&rsquo;s look changed from confusion to incredulity. &ldquo;Dean! There is no such thing as a brain transplant. If there were, it would have been all over the news.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Dean looked askance at his brother as they continued to walk through the mall. &ldquo;Of course not, nitwit, not in real life! But Dr. Drake is on TV, on <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Days of Our Lives<\/i>, one of the best freakin&rsquo; shows ever!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Is this like the Clooney thing?&rdquo; Sam asked with a laugh.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;No way, Sammy,&rsquo;&rsquo; Dean answered with a shit-eating grin. &ldquo;This is even better because I&rsquo;m going to meet Joey Tribbiani today!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Wait. Who is Joey Tribbiani?&rdquo; Sam asked, once again confused. &ldquo;I thought you were going to meet some TV doctor.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;He&rsquo;s the actor who plays Dr. Drake. Seriously, Sam. Try to keep up. Look! There he is! I can&rsquo;t believe my luck. Let&rsquo;s go!&rdquo; Dean exclaimed as he grabbed his brother by the shirt and pulled him across the concourse.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Oh god, Dean. Please don&rsquo;t embarrass me.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Hey, Joey!&rdquo; Dean shouted and waved. &ldquo;Dr. Drake. How <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">you<\/i> doing?!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">~*~<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;So, tell me again why you are going to the mall with me? You guys hate the personal appearance things. I hate these personal appearance things. People get weird. The best thing about them is I get free sandwiches out of the deal,&rdquo; Joey said while walking down the mall concourse with Ross Geller at his side.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;I told you, I got a call at the museum from some guy asking about chupacabras, some mythical creature. Supposedly, some people think they are dog-like. This guy thinks they are some sort of ancient reptile, and he wanted to pick my brain, and if there is some ancient reptile in the area, maybe they&rsquo;re related to dinosaurs somehow. It could be a cool discovery, if I could get in on it.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;So, what does that have to do with a Mexican sandwich&hellip;which we are now totally getting when we&#39;re done with this thing.&rdquo; Joey got a faraway look in his eye as he thought about going to get his favorite food.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;What?&rdquo; Ross, like most people, was confused by what Joey was talking about.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;The Mexican sandwich. The chalupa.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Not a chalupa, Joey, a chupacabra. It is a creature, which this guy said he was hunting, and now that I think about it, that is kind of weird.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Of course it&rsquo;s weird,&rdquo; Joey pointed out. &ldquo;Why hunt for a Mexican sandwich when you can find it at every Taco Bell around?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Joey, I told you. You know what, never mind,&rdquo; Ross said, exasperated, as he glanced across the hall to see two guys angling their way toward them. &ldquo;It looks like your adoring public has found you.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:6.0pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Hey, Joey! Dr. Drake. How <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">you<\/i> doing?!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">~*~<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;So at first, Joey thought Dean was hitting on him using his own pick up line,&rdquo; Gabriel said, wiping tears of laughter out of his eyes, &rdquo;but once they started trading sandwich secrets, they talked for so long that Joey almost missed his appearance.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Yeah, it was kind of funny,&rdquo; Sam said with his own laugh, &ldquo;and once I realized Dr. Geller was a paleontologist, I picked his brain, too. Got an &lsquo;A&rsquo; on my school project.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Sammy, you would&rsquo;ve gotten an &lsquo;A&rsquo; even without the help of that museum nerd,&rdquo; Dean observed. Grabbing a handful of Skittles out of the archangel&rsquo;s bag, he continued, &ldquo;And where were you that you managed to be able to share that little tale?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Well, being a janitor never goes out of style,&rdquo; Gabriel answered. Giving Crowley a long look he continued, &ldquo;There&rsquo;s garbage everywhere to clean up, and no one really pays attention to the people who have to do the dirty work.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll second that,&rdquo; Sam answered as he grabbed the empty beer bottles and headed to the kitchen to get more.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Of course, Dean-o,&rdquo; Gabriel said, &ldquo;there is another TV doctor that even Sasquatch here doesn&rsquo;t know about.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;What?&rdquo; Crowley said mockingly. &ldquo;Dean is keeping something from Moose? I&rsquo;m shocked!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Zip it, Crowley,&rdquo; Sam snapped, walking back into the room with another round of beers. &ldquo;Like a TV doctor is the worst thing Dean ever kept from me? It&rsquo;s not like he ever told me about the rest of these guys right away. So, who is it this time, Dean? Someone on the sci-fi side like Dr. McCoy or Dr. Who? Or maybe a baddie like Dr. Evil or Dr. Horrible? Oh, I know! Maybe it&rsquo;s a nerd like Dr. Sheldon Cooper!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Nice try, kiddo,&rdquo; Gabriel laughed, tossing back some Junior Mints, &ldquo;but this one has a bit more in common with you knuckleheads than either of you would care to admit.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">~*~<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Dean leaned back against the pillow with a sigh. Sam was off at Best Buy getting his geek on, and he had a rare few moments to himself in the motel to relax. Not much to do, but channel surfing was always an option. Of course, even with free cable, you could have eighty channels and still have nothing to watch on a Tuesday afternoon.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;OK, I can live with <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">M*A*S*H<\/i> reruns,&rdquo; Dean said to an empty room as he dropped the remote on the bed next to him. &ldquo;Because <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Days of Our Lives<\/i> is not the same since Dr. Drake Ramoray rejected his brain transplant and went to that big hospital in TV Land heaven.&rdquo;<\/span><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\"><span style=\"mso-tab-count:1\"> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span><\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Dean watched in contented silence for a few minutes before muttering, &ldquo;Charles Emerson Winchester III. No freakin&rsquo; way that dude is a Winchester. He is too arrogant, rude, and annoying.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;I thought arrogant, rude, and annoying were the three legs of the stool that you Winchesters sat on?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Dean whipped his head around to see Gabriel casually lying on the other bed, head propped up on his arm, cheeky grin plastered on his face.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;What the hell are you doing here?&rdquo; Dean snarled. &ldquo;I thought we left you behind in Ohio.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Oh, you&rsquo;re bored and alone. I&rsquo;m bored and alone,&rdquo; Gabriel answered in a sing-song voice. &ldquo;I thought to myself, why not?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll tell you why not. I will fry your ass in holy oil, that&rsquo;s why,&rdquo; Dean growled as he jumped off the bed.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;You think I didn&rsquo;t send that off into Never-Neverland before I landed here, bucko? I&rsquo;m not an idiot.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;No, you just play one on TV,&rdquo; Dean muttered.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Speaking of which, it seems as though Dr. Sexy is not the only TV doctor that our Dean-o here seems to like,&rdquo; Gabriel purred as he glanced back at the television.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;What? Winchester? No way!&rdquo; Dean protested. &ldquo;He is an arrogant dick!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Gabriel raised an eyebrow. &ldquo;Like I said, not the only Winchester that could be described that way, but this show isn&rsquo;t just about one doctor, and if I look up close and personal into your VCR, I see a deep and abiding fascination with doctors that doesn&rsquo;t begin or end with Dr. Sexy. I should&rsquo;ve known.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Should&rsquo;ve known what?&rdquo; Dean asked nervously.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Oh, this is going to be fun,&rdquo; Gabriel chuckled as he raised his hand to snap his fingers.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:0in 4.5pt 49.5pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Dean held up his hands and frantically waved them at the Trickster. &ldquo;No, no&hellip;not again&hellip;&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">~*~<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">The next thing he knew, Dean found himself lying on the ground, looking up at the engine of a vehicle, a Jeep most likely. The heat and humidity were suddenly oppressive, and as he wiped his face, his hand came back with oil in addition to sweat. Well, he thought to himself, at least this seems like something he should be able to handle this time.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">He heard a rumble in the distance that didn&rsquo;t quite sound like thunder, and then someone was standing at the edge of the Jeep, and a voice that sounded somewhat familiar bellowed, &ldquo;Rizzo, is that Jeep going to be ready soon? I want to leave today, not next week!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Dean slid out from under the Jeep and stood up. &rdquo;Winchester. Charles Winchester,&rdquo; he sputtered.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;That&rsquo;s Major or Doctor to you, Rizzo,&rdquo; the man said as his eyes narrowed on Dean. &ldquo;Now when is that blasted Jeep going to be ready? I want to leave for Seoul today, so I can make the best use of my R &amp; R!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Dammit, Gabriel! I&rsquo;m going to kill you for this,&rdquo; Dean muttered as he spun around to check on the condition of the Jeep.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;What&rsquo;s that, man?&rdquo; Charles bellowed. &ldquo;Speak clearly. You can&rsquo;t go through life muttering.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;The Jeep is not ready, <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">sir<\/i>,&rdquo; Dean answered through gritted teeth, as he wiped more sweat off his brow.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;What?&rdquo; exclaimed the major in frustration as he began pacing. &ldquo;Why not? Colonel Potter explicitly said I could have one today.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;This one ain&rsquo;t ready,&rdquo; Dean pointed out. &ldquo;Unless you want one without a fully functioning engine. There is oil leaking out of her, and until I can fix it, you&rsquo;re out of luck.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Well then, give me another one,&rdquo; the doctor said, as if it were that simple.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Dean glanced around the motor pool. &ldquo;There is only one working Jeep left, sir, and I can&rsquo;t leave the 4077 without a vehicle while you are on leave.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;That is unacceptable!&rdquo; Major Winchester growled while pointing to the Jeep Dean had just been under. &ldquo;Fix it!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Dean plastered on his best smile as he remembered where he was. &ldquo;Pardon, sir, but unless you&rsquo;re a magician and your finger is a magic wand, you pointing at it and telling me to fix it is about as good as telling your tent mates to close down the still.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Why. I. Never.&rdquo; Charles sputtered out as his face began to turn red.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;I just bet you haven&rsquo;t,&rdquo; Dean answered as he casually wiped off his tools.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">As the pair continued to go round and round, neither of the men noticed the approach of Colonel Potter.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Winchester!&rdquo; bellowed Potter. <\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;What?!&rdquo; they both shouted while turning to look at the Commanding Officer.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;He was speaking to me.&rdquo; Major Winchester glanced at Dean with both curiosity and disdain before continuing, &ldquo;Is there something that I can help you with, Colonel?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;If you could quit your arguing for a gosh darn minute, I may have a solution for your dilemma.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Dilemma, sir? There is no dilemma,&rdquo; the major answered calmly. &ldquo;This man simply needs to give me the Jeep you promised me.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Cut the bull crap, Winchester!<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\"> <\/span>They can hear you two arguing all the way back at HQ!&rdquo; Potter exclaimed, nearly getting into the major&rsquo;s face. &ldquo;Now, I can spare Rizzo for few hours. He can take you over to the 8063rd, and you can use one of their Jeeps to get to Seoul. Just know, I am only doing this to get you out of my hair for a few days. Capiche?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Ride with this cretin?&rdquo; Charles asked incredulously, looking at Dean.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Would you rather walk?&rdquo; Potter asked. Turning to go he added, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid that&rsquo;s the best we can do. Take it or leave it.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Fine,&rdquo; Charles grudgingly agreed. &ldquo;I will take it. I am ready when you are, Rizzo.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Dean bit back a chuckle. &ldquo;Your chariot awaits, sir. Just remember, driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;What music? There is no music in these horrible contraptions.&rdquo; Winchester threw his bags in the back as he climbed in the passenger seat.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Probably for the best,&rdquo; Dean acknowledged as he started the Jeep up. &ldquo;We would probably have to listen to something awful, like K-pop.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;K-pop? Whatever is that?&rdquo; the major asked. &ldquo;If it is anything like the Boston Pops, then yes, I am sure that someone like you would find it quite distasteful.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Someone like me?&rdquo; Dean asked slightly offended as he pulled out of the M*A*S*H unit. He shook his head slightly as he couldn&rsquo;t believe what passed for roads in rural Korea. &ldquo;Dude, how do you even know what someone like me is like? You haven&rsquo;t even taken five minutes to get to know me.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;But you presume to know me?&rdquo; his passenger replied with a sideways glance.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;I think I know a thing or two about Major Charles Emerseon Winchester III.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Oh, pray tell,&rdquo; Charles replied with a roll of the eyes. He then grabbed onto the side of the Jeep as they hit a large hole in the road. &ldquo;And watch where you are going.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Hey, complain to the Chinese about the road conditions, not me. They&rsquo;re the ones bombing the place,&rdquo; Dean snapped back as he swerved to avoid another road hazard. &ldquo;So, about you. Your&rsquo;re from Boston.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\"> <\/span>You were at Boston General,<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\"> <\/span>Chief of Thoracic Surgery there. You have a sister. You like pranks, and you think you are above all of this, but you still like Marvel comics and the Three Stooges because well, dude, who doesn&rsquo;t?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;How could you possibly know all of that?&rdquo; Winchester asked incredulously. &ldquo;And I beg to differ. I do not like Marvel comics. I like Captain Marvel.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Whatever, you might want to re-think Marvel comics in the future,&rdquo; Dean said with a knowing smile. &ldquo;And I know all of that because, dude, I know my tele&hellip;I pay attention, okay. I&rsquo;m not some oaf in the motor pool.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;You surprise me, Rizzo,&rdquo; Winchester admitted begrudgingly. &ldquo;You are not the lowlife from Louisiana I thought you were.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Well, if we are being honest, I&rsquo;ve told people that you give all Winchesters a bad name, but I don&rsquo;t think that&rsquo;s the truth.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;What does it matter to you if Winchesters have a bad name?&rdquo; Charles asked, looking at Dean more closely than he had before. &ldquo;And exactly how many Winchesters do you know?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;The answers to all of that would surprise you too, dude,&rdquo; Dean said with his cheeky grin as he pulled into the 8063rd, &ldquo;but you don&rsquo;t have time for that. Your next chariot awaits.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">~*~<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;So, did Gabriel bring you back after that?&rdquo; Sam asked as he brought in a pizza and some beers to the group, placing them just short of Crowley&rsquo;s reach.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Are you kidding, Samsquatch? I joined him for a bit first. We had to have some quality time with the nurses, and of course, Hawkeye, B.J. and the still.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Sam gave his brother one of his classic bitchfaces. &ldquo;So, you partied with Gabriel in TV Land and never told me about it?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;It was a once in a lifetime opportunity, Sammy! I&rsquo;m supposed to turn that down?&rdquo; Dean replied. &ldquo;Besides, as I recall, you were too busy buying geek toys to care.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Sam opened his mouth to reply, but didn&rsquo;t have a good answer so just sat down next to his brother in defeat.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;You know, boys, that&rsquo;s all well and good, but I&rsquo;m still chained here to the bloody chair and table, I can&rsquo;t see the TV, and you haven&rsquo;t even given me a lousy beer, let alone some Scotch,&rdquo; Crowley moaned while trying to lean closer to the food and drink spread out before him.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Well, boo hoo. You are just going to have to suck it up, buttercup. We already told you, this isn&rsquo;t about entertaining you,&rdquo; Dean replied with a smirk. Turning to the others he added, &ldquo;But we are going to have to find something to watch. You know there aren&rsquo;t <span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\"> <\/span>that many good TV doctor shows on right now. I&rsquo;m all caught up on <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Dr. Sexy<\/i>. Any ideas?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Well, technically, most of the guys on <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">The Big Bang Theory<\/i> are doctors,&rdquo; Sam said with a hint of hope in his voice. &ldquo;We could watch that.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Those guys are a bunch of geeks,&rdquo; Dean said with a chuckle as he picked a slice of pizza, but he turned the channel to the show as he did so.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;Won&rsquo;t that be like watching a bunch of Moose?&rdquo; Crowley griped from his position across the room.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">&ldquo;I know,&rdquo; Gabriel said with a smile as he popped a lollipop into his mouth. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s going to be wonderful!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><br \/><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Additional Notes:<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">That is a quote from the pilot episode of <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Doogie Houser, M.D.<\/i><\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">In Season 2, Episode 2 of <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">ER<\/i>, there was a clueless intern by the name of Dr. Barinski played by Richard Speight Jr. The rest was creative license.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Eric Brady in <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Days of Our Lives<\/i>, played by Jensen Ackles, left Salem after a near-fatal accident when he could not get over his ex-girlfriend (yes, because it is a <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">soap<\/i>, it is much more complicated than that but who has the time?) This by the way occurred shortly before the fictional Dr Drake Ramoray would have returned to <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Days of Our Lives<\/i> in the <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Friends<\/i> storyline.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">In <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">M*A*S*H<\/i>, Sgt. Rizzo was in charge of the motor pool and from Louisiana. This is the character that Dean gets dumped into by Gabriel. I refer to him by either Dean or Rizzo. To try to minimize confusion, I refer to Major Charles Emerson Winchester III by his full name, major, doctor, Charles or Winchester.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><span style=\"font-size:13.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">And the fact that I know all of this, as well as anything else hinted at or implied in this story, is why my RL friends call me The Queen of Cable.<\/span><\/p><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:234.75pt\"><\/p>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:50496","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/50496.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=50496"}}],"title":"The King of Cable 1\/2","published":"2014-05-27T02:14:48Z","updated":"2014-05-27T02:55:03Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"genre: comedy"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"genre: gen"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"genre: crossover"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"character: crowley"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"character: sam winchester"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"supernatural"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"character: gabriel"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"character: dean winchester"}}],"content":"<div style=\"text-align:center\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i1232.photobucket.com\/albums\/ff361\/AuntMo9\/KingofCable_zps8699d1e3.jpg\" width=\"900\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><\/div><div><br \/><p class=\"\"><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Author:<\/span><\/b><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\"> <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"auntmo9\" lj:user=\"auntmo9\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>auntmo9<\/b><\/a><\/span> <\/span><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Artist<\/span><\/b><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">: <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"dizzojay\" lj:user=\"dizzojay\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/dizzojay.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/dizzojay.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>dizzojay<\/b><\/a><\/span><\/span><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Recipient:<\/span><\/b><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\"> <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-C     \"  data-ljuser=\"spn_bigpretzel\" lj:user=\"spn_bigpretzel\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/community.png?v=556&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>spn_bigpretzel<\/b><\/a><\/span><\/span><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Original Prompt:<\/span><\/b><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\"> from boysinperil: Growing up in hotels made Dean an expert in bad television. What&rsquo;s his most guilty secret?<\/span><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Title:<\/span><\/b><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\"> The King of Cable<\/span><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Rating:<\/span><\/b><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\"> PG-13 for language<\/span><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Spoilers\/Warnings:<\/span><\/b><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\"> Takes places in a non-specific time at the end of Season 8\/beginning of season 9,where Crowley is being held at the Batcave but no other mentions any other season 9 activities. Also, Gabriel is alive.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Synopsis:<\/span><\/b><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\"> A stormy night has the boys holed up in the Batcave. Unfortunately, they have Crowley for company, and he won&rsquo;t keep his mouth shut, so Dean decides to engage in some of his guilty pleasures&hellip;food and television. But that doesn&rsquo;t keep Crowley&rsquo;s mouth shut, and before he knows it, Sam is entertaining the demon with stories of the television that Dean has watched and the TV doctors he has loved.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">Thank you to my wonderful artist and co-mod, <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"dizzojay\" lj:user=\"dizzojay\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/dizzojay.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/dizzojay.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>dizzojay<\/b><\/a><\/span> for working with an incomplete fic and yet turning out a piece that goes so well with the story. And thank you to <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"tari_roo\" lj:user=\"tari_roo\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/tari-roo.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/tari-roo.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>tari_roo<\/b><\/a><\/span> and <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"zelda_addict\" lj:user=\"zelda_addict\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/zelda-addict.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/zelda-addict.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>zelda_addict<\/b><\/a><\/span> for the beta work on this story and for <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"ramblin_rosie\" lj:user=\"ramblin_rosie\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/ramblin-rosie.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/ramblin-rosie.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>ramblin_rosie<\/b><\/a><\/span> for allowing me to bounce ideas off of her.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial\">This story was prompted by boysinperil and was originally intended for her but she was unable to finish the Spring Fic Exchange. So as a Thank You to all the authors, artists, betas, cheerleaders and commenters, this is for the entire community! You guys are why the mods work so hard to make this a fun place to be! We come here each day because we know you want to be here, too!<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><\/div><div><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Do you even know how to keep that trap of yours shut?&rdquo; Dean growled nearly as loud as the thunderstorm currently rolling through the Kansas sky outside the bunker. &ldquo;You haven&rsquo;t stopped yakking since we moved you out of the dungeon.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Well, what do you expect? A demon has to get all the fresh air he can get after Moose here went traipsing around the place, knocking over essence of Nargle and contaminating my dungeon!&rdquo;<\/span><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;It&rsquo;s not <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">your <\/i>dungeon,&rdquo; Sam grumbled as he snatched some popcorn out of Dean&rsquo;s bowl. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s where we allow you to exist as long as we consider you useful, so I&rsquo;d be quiet if I were you and be glad we&rsquo;re letting you up here while the dungeon airs out.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;It&rsquo;s still no way to treat the King of Hell. Leaving me alone for hours on end, chained up like an animal. It&rsquo;s inhumane, I tell you!&rdquo; barked out Crowley as he rattled his chains. &ldquo;Even now, you&rsquo;ve got me penned up on the other side of the room. I can&rsquo;t even see the bloody TV!&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;You are not here to be entertained,&rdquo; Dean pointed out as he picked up the remote and changed the channel on the television.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\"> <\/span>&ldquo;Besides, you might be the King of Hell, but I&rsquo;m the King of Cable, and right now, I&rsquo;d rather watch <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Toddlers and Tiaras<\/i> than listen to you moan about how you are treated.&quot; Settling down into the couch, he turned up the volume in order to drown out both the<span style=\"color:red\"> <\/span>demon and the storm.<br \/><br \/>&ldquo;King of Cable,&rdquo; muttered Crowley. &ldquo;Bollocks. As if that added any value to one&rsquo;s life.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Really, Crowley?&rdquo; Dean asked as he searched through the channels for something he wanted to watch. &ldquo;You, who clawed your way up in Hell by trading people&rsquo;s souls with less integrity than a Wall Street broker, are judging me?&rdquo;<\/span> <span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">ean just stared at him over the top of the television. &ldquo;Sure, and I am <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">People Magazine&rsquo;s<\/i> Sexiest Man to Come Back to Life.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Dean, stop egging him on!&rdquo; Sam said in exasperation, gently shoving his brother in the arm. &ldquo;It is bad enough having to listen to him, but you are only making it worse!&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Oh come on, Sammy! I&rsquo;m just trying to wear him out,&rdquo; Dean said with a grin. &ldquo;Maybe then he will shut up and we can watch <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Hoarders<\/i>.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Wear Crowley out? Dean, that would be like getting you to give up your addiction to television doctors.&rdquo; Sam realized his mistake the second the words were out of his mouth.<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;That explains so much,&rdquo; Crowley said before a wicked grin split his face in two. &ldquo;TV doctors, heh. Have a bit of a fancy for Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, Dean? Maybe Dr. Abby Lockhart is more your style? Or do you get <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">lost<\/i> in the eyes of Dr. Juliet Burke?&rdquo;<br \/><br \/>&ldquo;Oh no,&rdquo; Sam laughed despite himself. &ldquo;Much, much better than that.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you dare, Sam!&rdquo; Dean cried as he looked back and forth between the other two occupants of the room. &ldquo;Besides, <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Extreme Couponing<\/i> is about to start. I don&rsquo;t want to miss that.&rdquo;<br \/><br \/>&ldquo;Really, Dean? You already have 1,537 rolls of toilet paper, 412 Hostess cherry pies, and enough cans of tuna to build your own cruise ship all stored here in the bunker.&rdquo;<br \/><br \/>&ldquo;And all for only $5.87,&rdquo; Dean stated proudly. &ldquo;Besides, I have it on good authority that in an apocalypse, that toilet paper is worth gold.&rdquo;<br \/><br \/>Crowley leaned as close to the brothers as he could, innocently prying, &ldquo;So more about these TV doctors.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">Sam was probably going to regret this.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\"> <\/span>Okay, he already did, but maybe if he was the one telling the story, these two just might stop bickering for a while. With a heavy sigh, Sam started. &ldquo;It all began&hellip;&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">~*~<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Um, Dad&hellip;&rdquo; Ten year-old Dean approached his father nervously as he glanced at his brother&rsquo;s sleeping form on the hotel bed.<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;What is it, son?&rdquo; John answered crisply. &ldquo;Shouldn&rsquo;t you be getting ready for bed like I asked?&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;I&rsquo;m ready, sir,&rdquo; Dean replied as he stood up straighter. &ldquo;Brushed my teeth and everything. I was just wondering&hellip;&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Well, what is it?<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\"> <\/span>Go ahead. Spit it out.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Are guns and knives the only things you use when you kill them? You know, the...monsters.&rdquo; Dean uttered the last word barely above a whisper in case his brother might still be awake. <\/span><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;And what else exactly am I supposed to be using?&rdquo; his dad asked him with a sharp look.<\/span><\/p><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Well, see, MacGyver, he can make grenades out of pine cones, bombs out of swamp gas, bamboo shoots, and mud, and all kinds of things with duct tape and his Swiss Army knife.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">~*~<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Now wait a bloody minute, Moose,&rdquo; Crowley interrupted. &ldquo;You&rsquo;re supposed to be telling me about Dean and his love for scrubs, or should I say <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Scrubs<\/i>? Not about some nitwit, tree-hugging nerd with a pocket knife and an unhealthy obsession with duct tape that made mullets popular.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Dude! MacGyver was awesome!&rdquo; Dean retorted as he grabbed a handful of popcorn. &ldquo;And you should be keeping your mouth shut. In fact, I might just use a sharpie on your face and draw a devil&rsquo;s trap across your lips to make it happen.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Do that, and the intelligence quotient of this conversation drops dramatically.&rdquo;<\/span><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Well, it already did when you joined in.&rdquo; <\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Stop it! Both of you!&rdquo; Sam interjected, running both of his hands through his hair in frustration. &ldquo;Now, where was I?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">~*~<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Dean, who is this MacGyver, and how do you know him?&rsquo; John asked, suddenly concerned.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;He&rsquo;s on television. I watch him every week,&rdquo; Dean answered, excitement creeping into his voice. &ldquo;And he always beats the bad guys. Usually with stuff he finds right around him!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">John breathed a sigh of relief. &ldquo;Well, I can assure you that that even if pine cone grenades and swamp gas bombs were possible, they are no match for the sort of things I hunt. Maybe you should find something else to watch on TV, okay?&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Yes, sir,&rdquo; Dean replied reluctantly as he climbed into bed with his brother.<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">A few days later, when John returned to the hotel, he was pleased to see both of his sons watching what seemed to be a family show on television.<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Whatcha watching, boys?&rdquo; he asked, setting down takeout on the table.<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;It&rsquo;s <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Doogie Howser<\/i>, dad!&rdquo; Dean replied, jumping up to greet his dad. &ldquo;He&rsquo;s a boy genius who became a doctor by the time he was only fourteen!&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;A fourteen year old doctor, huh? You&rsquo;d have to be pretty smart to do that.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Yep. Smart like Sammy,&rdquo; Dean said proudly before they all turned back to the TV.<\/span><br \/><br \/><i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Oh, I was just visiting with Doogie, Dr. Howser,&rdquo; Vinnie said. &ldquo;Listening to his plan to part Wanda Plenn&rsquo;s pulsating red lips with his prepubescent tongue.&rdquo;<\/span><\/i><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Part pwal-sating red lips with his pre-poobscent tongue,&rdquo; repeated Sam, his young face looking questioningly up to his father. &ldquo;So, what is his tongue going to do to her lips, Daddy?&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">John quickly grabbed the remote and changed the channel, ignoring Sam&rsquo;s question. &ldquo;Dean, you can go back to watching MacGruber.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;It&rsquo;s MacG&hellip;&rdquo; Dean started to say before catching the look on his dad&rsquo;s face. &ldquo;Yes, sir.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;And Dean, tomorrow you and I are going to the shooting range.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Yes, sir!&rdquo; Dean replied with a grin.<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">~*~<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;So, a pre-teen boy likes watching a teenage doctor and a know-it-all do-gooder,&rdquo; Crowley said rolling his eyes. &ldquo;How utterly mundane of you. Let me guess, next you&rsquo;re going to tell me that he wore Captain America Underoos as a child? Quite frankly, I&rsquo;d be more entertained if you told me he wore women&rsquo;s panties.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Hey now, there is absolutely nothing wrong with, uh, Captain America Underoos,&rdquo; Dean said with a slight pink tinge to his ears, &ldquo;and if you are that bored, I&rsquo;d be happy to let Sam stop talking about my television past, and we can watch <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">The Real Housewives of New York City<\/i>. Those chicks got some serious crazy going on.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;No, no please.&rdquo; Crowley insisted. &ldquo;Let Sam continue.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;So when Dean was sixteen going on seventeen,&rdquo; Sam started&hellip;<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">~*~<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Sammy! Get your ass into gear!&rdquo; shouted Dean. &ldquo;I want to be back at the hotel before it starts, and we only have like ten minutes. I can&rsquo;t believe we missed the first episode of the season because we were on the road.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Seriously, dude? What&rsquo;s your problem?&rdquo; Sam answered. &ldquo;The hotel is like a five minute drive from the diner. I just want to wash my hands.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;I want to get ahead of traffic,&rdquo; the older Winchester replied.<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Of course. Because in a town of seventeen hundred, there is going to be traffic at nine o&rsquo;clock at night. What was I thinking?&rdquo; Sam muttered, barely climbing into the Impala before Dean drove away. &ldquo;I forgot how important George Clooney is to you.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;What? No!&rdquo; Dean denied as he drove the couple of blocks to the hotel. &ldquo;There are some hot chicks on that show.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Uh huh,&rdquo; Sam answered with a sly smile, &ldquo;and Clooney gets almost all of them. That&rsquo;s why you want to be him.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Fine,&rdquo; Dean admitted as he walked into the hotel room and turned on the TV. &ldquo;I want to be like Clooney. So sue me.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\"> <\/span>Who wouldn&rsquo;t? He&rsquo;s smart, sophisticated, charming, and has a good sense of humor. Remind you of anyone?&rdquo;<\/span><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Yeah,&rdquo; Sam replied as he plopped down on the bed. &ldquo;He reminds me of George Clooney.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;That&rsquo;s not&hellip; Dammit, Sam! We missed the opening scene.&rdquo;<\/span> <span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;You only missed a few minutes, Dean. Get over it.&rdquo;<\/span><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">The two of them settled down to watch <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">ER<\/i>. After about twenty minutes, Dean shouted, &ldquo;Hey, did you see that, Sam?!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;See what?&rdquo; his brother asked him.<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;That clueless intern&hellip;Dr. Babinski&hellip;Barinski&hellip;whatever his name is. The one eating the candy bar. He looked right at me and waggled his eyebrows! He freakin&rsquo; waggled his eyebrows at me!&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">Sam stared at his brother for about ten seconds, then he burst out laughing.<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Sammy! It&rsquo;s not funny. He waggled those eyebrows at me. He did!&rsquo; Dean insisted, his face contorting in anger.<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">Sam got suddenly serious. &ldquo;Are you feeling okay, Dean? Do you think maybe it was the two bacon cheeseburgers, or maybe the three slices of apple pie at the diner that didn&rsquo;t sit well?&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Cut it out, bitch! I&rsquo;m telling you the truth.&rdquo;<\/span><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Yeah right, jerk. Like I&rsquo;m going to fall for that one.&rdquo; <\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">~*~<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;We didn&rsquo;t know it then, but the Trickster made an early appearance in our lives,&rdquo; Sam said.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Ruining my television,&rdquo; Dean grumbled.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;And I continue to do so,&rdquo; Gabriel said, popping in next to Dean on the couch with a bag of Skittles in one hand and a box of Junior Mints in the other. &ldquo;I mean, television is a wonderful thing in and of itself, but annoying the Winchesters is kind of like having candy at the movies--so much better when you put them together!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Oh, lovely,&rdquo; Crowley said. &ldquo;Another formerly dead idiot enters the village.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;I was never dead,&rdquo; the archangel proclaimed. &ldquo;I was just pretending, and Dean-o&rsquo;s adventures with TV doctors wouldn&rsquo;t be nearly as entertaining without me, so I&rsquo;d pipe down if I were you.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;Really? You&rsquo;ve been involved with all of my TV doctors?&rdquo; Dean asked. &ldquo;Wait&hellip;that came out wrong. Though with you, maybe not.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA\">&ldquo;No, I haven&rsquo;t been involved with all of <i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">your<\/i> TV doctors,&rdquo; Gabriel replied. He paused, then smiled. &ldquo;Doesn&rsquo;t mean I didn&rsquo;t watch you, though. Like that time in Paramus&hellip;&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/50728.html\" target=\"_blank\">part 2<span style=\"display: none;\"> <\/span><span style=\"display: none;\"> <\/span><\/a><\/div><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:50086","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/50086.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=50086"}}],"title":"Spring Fic Exchange at spn_bigpretzel : Call for Artists","published":"2014-04-05T14:57:05Z","updated":"2014-04-05T14:57:05Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"supernatural"}},"content":"<div style=\"text-align:center\">3rd Annual Spring Fic Exchange at <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-C     \"  data-ljuser=\"spn_bigpretzel\" lj:user=\"spn_bigpretzel\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/community.png?v=556&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>spn_bigpretzel<\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/>We are looking for artists.<br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/i554.photobucket.com\/albums\/jj421\/mamapranayama\/3rdficexchange_zps9a8e8952.jpg\" width=\"600\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><br \/>Details of the Fic Exchange <a href=\"http:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/632900.html\" target=\"_blank\">Here<\/a><br \/><br \/>We have over 20 authors with stories that would love to have art. We are only asking for artists to contribute a small banner or a single illo. Would you like to see what silly, funny, light-hearted shenanigans are authors have gotten up to? <a href=\"http:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/648377.html\" target=\"_blank\">Go Here<\/a>.<\/div>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:49835","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/49835.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=49835"}}],"title":"Announcing the 3rd Annual Spring Fic and Art Exchange at spn_bigpretzel","published":"2014-03-03T02:24:51Z","updated":"2014-03-03T02:24:51Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"community promotion"}},"content":"<img alt=\"\" height=\"461\" src=\"https:\/\/i554.photobucket.com\/albums\/jj421\/mamapranayama\/3rdficexchange_zps9a8e8952.jpg\" title=\"\" width=\"600\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><br \/><b>Awesome Banner By:<\/b> <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"mamapranayama\" lj:user=\"mamapranayama\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/mamapranayama.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/mamapranayama.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>mamapranayama<\/b><\/a><\/span>&lt;\/&gt;<br \/><br \/><b>Announcing the 3rd Annual <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-C     \"  data-ljuser=\"spn_bigpretzel\" lj:user=\"spn_bigpretzel\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/community.png?v=556&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>spn_bigpretzel<\/b><\/a><\/span> fic <br \/>and art exchange.  Go <a href=\"http:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/632900.html\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\">HERE<\/a> for details and sign-ups<\/b>."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:49563","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/49563.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=49563"}}],"title":"Thank you! Thank you!","published":"2014-02-15T19:06:39Z","updated":"2014-02-15T19:06:39Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"meme"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"supernatural"}}],"content":"Thank you to the lovely <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"monicawoe\" lj:user=\"monicawoe\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/monicawoe.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/monicawoe.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>monicawoe<\/b><\/a><\/span> and <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"quickreaver\" lj:user=\"quickreaver\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/quickreaver.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/quickreaver.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>quickreaver<\/b><\/a><\/span> over at <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"blood_and_pie\" lj:user=\"blood_and_pie\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/blood-and-pie.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/blood-and-pie.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>blood_and_pie<\/b><\/a><\/span> who hosted Moonstruck,a Valentine&#39;s Day event where we received lovely (and sometimes scary) Valentine&#39;s from our favorite Supernatural characters. And thank you to my anonymous Valentines who literally &quot;put the words in the mouths&quot; of characters from whom I wanted to receive a Valentine. It tickled me pink :)<br \/><br \/>If you want to check out some of the talent, <a href=\"http:\/\/blood-and-pie.livejournal.com\/22739.html?view=220883#t220883\" target=\"_blank\">here it is<\/a>. Enjoy!"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:49338","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/49338.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=49338"}}],"title":"Moonstruck- The SPN Valentine's Day Event!","published":"2014-02-02T03:22:29Z","updated":"2014-02-02T03:22:29Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"meme"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"i agreed to what?"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"supernatural"}}],"content":"<center><a href=\"http:\/\/blood-and-pie.livejournal.com\/22249.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img alt=\"MOONSTRUCKbanner\" height=\"494\" src=\"https:\/\/ic.pics.livejournal.com\/blood_and_pie\/50235106\/36840\/36840_original.jpg\" title=\"MOONSTRUCKbanner\" width=\"382\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><\/a><\/center><br \/><br \/><center>Go on...click the banner. You know you want to! <\/center>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:49005","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/49005.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=49005"}}],"title":"Dean's Movie Meme","published":"2013-11-08T16:22:54Z","updated":"2013-11-08T16:22:54Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"meme"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"supernatural"}}],"content":"<div style=\"text-align:center\">Originally posted by <span class=\"\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ash48.livejournal.com\/profile\" target=\"_blank\"><img class=\"\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif?v=17080?v=109.1\" width=\"16\" \/><\/a><a class=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/ash48.livejournal.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><b>ash48<\/b><\/a><\/span> at <a href=\"http:\/\/ash48.livejournal.com\/374293.html\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">Dean&#39;s Movie Meme<\/a><br \/><br \/><p style=\"font-size:large;\">Dean&#39;s Movie Meme<\/p><br \/>How do you rate?<br \/><br \/><img alt=\"Scorecard\" height=\"132\" src=\"https:\/\/ic.pics.livejournal.com\/ash48\/10852457\/195390\/195390_original.png\" title=\"Scorecard\" width=\"747\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><div style=\"text-align:left\"><br \/><\/div><\/div><div style=\"text-align:center\"><div style=\"text-align:left\">From <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"ash48\" lj:user=\"ash48\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/ash48.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/ash48.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>ash48<\/b><\/a><\/span>:<br \/>&quot;<i>After listing all of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.supernaturalwiki.com\/index.php?title=Dean%27s_Movie_%26_TV_references\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Dean&#39;s movie references <\/a> recently I was curious to see how many of Dean&#39;s movies I&#39;ve watched. I&#39;ve made this for purely personal reasons, but if you are curious too you could give it a go (I am totally pinching the TV meme idea I saw going around)<\/i>.&quot;<br \/><br \/>Bold the ones you&#39;ve seen. Titles with 3 or more movies (James Bond, Star Wars etc) decide if you&#39;ve seen enough of them to consider it a point. If there&#39;s a movie with a remake that isn&#39;t listed (i.e. The Parent Trap), either one counts. Dean is quoted as seeing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ducksoftware.com\/movies\/clinteastwoodmovies.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">every Clint Eastwood movie<\/a>. He stars in 42 movies. Include if you&#39;ve seen a lot of his films (say over 20&hellip;).<\/div><\/div><br \/><br \/><br \/><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">12 Monkeys<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">American Werewolf in London<\/span><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Amityville Horror<\/span><br \/>Angels in the Outfield (1994)<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Any Which Way You Can<\/span><\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Apocalypse Now<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Army of Darkness &ndash; Evil Dead 3<\/span><br \/><b>Austin Powers movies<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Babe<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Back to the Future 1<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Back to the Future 2<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Back to the Future 3<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Bambi<\/span><br \/>Beaches<\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Beautiful Mind<\/span><br \/><b>Big Fish<\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Black Swan<\/span><br \/><b>Blade Runner<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Blazing Saddles<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Blues Brothers<\/span><\/b><br \/>Boogeyman<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Bride of Frankenstein<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Carrie<\/span><br \/>Child&rsquo;s Play<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Clint Eastwood movies<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Close Encounters of the Third Kind<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Cocoon<\/span><\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Critter<\/span>s<br \/><b>Cujo<\/b><br \/>Dawn of the Dead (1978)<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Dawn of the Dead (2004)<\/span><br \/><b>Dead Poets Society<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Death Wish<\/span><\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Deliverance<\/span><br \/><b>Delta Force 1 <\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Delta Force 2<\/span><br \/><b>Die Hard<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Dirty Dancing<br \/>Dogma<\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Dreamscape<\/span><br \/><b>E.T.<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">East of Eden<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Escape from Alcatraz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Every Which Way but Loose<\/span><\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Evil Dead II<\/span><br \/><b>Fatal Attraction<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Fletch<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Forrest Gump<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Fright Night<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Full Metal Jacket<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Ghost<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Ghostbusters<\/span><br \/>Girl, Interrupted<\/b><br \/>Godzilla versus Mothra<br \/><b>Groundhog Day<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Harry and the Hendersons<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Harry Potter films<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Heathers<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Hellraiser<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">House of Wax <\/span><br \/>How the Grinch Stole Xmas<\/b><br \/>I Spit on Your Grave<br \/><b>Iron Man<\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">James Bond Movies <\/span><br \/><b>Jaws<\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Jesus Christ Superstar<\/span><br \/><b>Juno<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Jurassic Park<\/span><\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Little Big Man<\/span><br \/><b>Mannequin<\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Marathon Man<\/span><br \/><b>Matrix<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Maximum Overdrive<\/span><\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Memento<\/span><br \/><b>Misery<\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Missing In Action I<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Missing In Action II<\/span><br \/>Missing In Action III<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Mommie Dearest<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Monty Python and the Holy Grail<\/span><\/b><br \/>Motel Hell<br \/><b>National Lampoon&#39;s Vacation<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Natural Born Killers<\/span><\/b><br \/>Nell<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Never Ending Story<\/span><\/b><br \/>New Jack City<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">One Flew Over the Cuckoo&#39;s Nest<\/span><br \/><b>Outbreak<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Pet Sematary<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Pleasantville<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Poltergeist<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Pretty in Pink<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Psycho<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Raiders of the Lost Ark<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Rain Man<\/span><\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Rebel Without a Cause<\/span><br \/><b>Revenge of the Nerds<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Robocop<\/span><\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Se7en<\/span><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Sid and Nancy<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Silence of the Lambs<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Silkwood<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Soylent Green<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Spiderman<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Star Trek<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Star Wars<\/span><\/b><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\"> <\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Taxi Driver<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)<\/span><br \/>Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2008)<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">The Apple Dumpling Gang<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Big Lebowksi<\/span><br \/>The Blair Witch Project<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Bourne Identity<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Butterfly Effect<\/span><br \/>The Da Vinci Code<\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Evil Dead<\/span><br \/><b>The Exorcist<\/b><br \/>The Godfather<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Great Escape<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Hangover<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Howling<\/span><br \/><b>The Incredible Hulk (2003)<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Incredible Hulk (2008)<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Karate Kid<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Lord of the Rings Trilogy<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Lost Boys<\/span><\/b><br \/>The Love Guru<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Omega Man<\/span><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">The Parent Trap<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Shawshank Redemption<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Shining<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Sixth Sense<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Stepford Wives<\/span><br \/>The Ten Commandments<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Terminator<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Untouchables <\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">The Wizard of Oz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Thelma and Louise<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">This is Spinal Tap<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Three Men and a Baby<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Titanic<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Transformers<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Tron (1982)<\/span><\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Tron (2010)<\/span><br \/><b>Twilight (2008)<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">War of the Roses<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">War Games <\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Weird Science<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">When Harry Met Sally<\/span><br \/>Willard<\/b><br \/>Zero Dark Thirty<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Zombieland<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Zoolander<\/span><\/b><br \/><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">So that is 110 movies by my count...date night with Dean! Wont turn that down!<\/span><\/p><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:48689","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/48689.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=48689"}}],"title":"TV Show meme","published":"2013-11-03T16:58:30Z","updated":"2013-11-03T16:58:30Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"meme"}},"content":"<p class=\"\">Ha! I am not around in forever and then you get two posts from me in 24 hours....<br \/><br \/>TV Show Meme<\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:.5in\"><span>Seen and stolen from <span class=\"\"><span>more than one person on my flist<\/span><br \/>And don&#39;t judge me. Yes, I am a TV addict. I hear admitting you have a problem is the first <s>step to getting recs from other addicts <\/s>help<br \/><br \/>- Bold all of the following TV shows of which you&#39;ve watched 3 or more episodes.<br \/>- Italicize a show if you&#39;re positive you&#39;ve seen every episode.<br \/>- Asterisk * if you have at least one full season on tape or DVD<br \/>- If you want, add up to 3 additional shows (keep the list in alphabetical order).<br \/><br \/><a name=\"cutid1\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:.5in\"><span><span class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:  italic\">21 Jump Street<\/span><br \/><b>24<\/b><br \/>Alias<br \/>American Gothic<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:  normal\">America<\/b><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">&rsquo;s Next Top Model<\/b><br \/><i>Angel<\/i><br \/>Are You Afraid of the Dark<br \/>Are You Being Served?<br \/>Arrested Development<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Babylon 5<\/span><\/b><br \/>Babylon 5: Crusade<br \/>Batman: The Animated Series<br \/><b>Battlestar Galactica (the old one)<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Battlestar Galactica (the new one)<\/b><br \/>Being Human - UK<br \/>Being Human - US<br \/>Beavis &amp; Butthead<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Beauty and the Beast (The old one)<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Beverly Hills 90210<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Bewitched<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Big Bang Theor<\/span><\/b><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">y<\/span><br \/>Black Books<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Blackadder<\/span><br \/>Blake&#39;s 7<br \/><b>Bonanza<br \/>Bones<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Bosom Buddies<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Boston Legal<\/span><br \/>Boston Public<\/b><br \/>Boy Meets World<br \/>Brideshead Revisited<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Buck Rogers in the 25th Century<\/b><br \/><i>Buffy the Vampire Slayer<\/i><br \/>Bug Juice<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Burn Notice <\/span><br \/>Caitlin&rsquo;s Way<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Carebears<\/b><br \/>Catweazle<br \/>Chappelle&rsquo;s Show<br \/><b>Charlie&rsquo;s Angels<\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\"><i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Charmed<\/i><br \/><b>Cheers<\/b><\/span><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Chicago Hope<\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Clarissa Explains It All<\/span><br \/>The Colbert Report<br \/><b>Cold Case<br \/>Columbo<\/b><br \/>Commander in Chief<br \/>Coupling<br \/>Cowboy Bebop<br \/><b>Crossing Jordan<br \/>CSI<br \/>CSI: Miami<br \/>CSI: NY<\/b><br \/>Curb Your Enthusiasm<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Dallas The original<br \/>Dancing with the Stars<br \/>Danny Phantom<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Daria<\/span><\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\"><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Dark Angel<\/b><\/span><br \/>Dark Skies<br \/>Davinci&rsquo;s Inquest<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Dawson&rsquo;s Creek<\/span><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Dead Like Me<\/span><\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Deadwood<\/span><br \/>Degrassi: The Next Generation<br \/><i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Designing Women<\/i><br \/><b>Desperate Housewives<br \/>Dharma &amp; Greg<\/b><br \/>Dinosaurs<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Different Strokes<br \/>Dirty Jobs<\/b><br \/>Doctor Who (1963 - 1986)<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Doctor Who (2005)<\/span><br \/><i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Dollhouse<\/i><br \/>Dragnet<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Due South<\/span><br \/>Earth 2<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Emergency!<\/b><br \/>Entourage<br \/><b>ER<br \/>Everwood<br \/>Everybody Loves Raymond<br \/>Extreme Makeover: Home Edition<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Facts of Life<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Family Guy<\/span><br \/>Family Ties<\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Farscape<\/span><br \/>Father Ted<br \/>Fawlty Towers<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Felicity<\/b><br \/><i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Firefly<\/span><\/i><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Flash Forward<br \/>Forever Knight<\/span><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Fraggle Rock<br \/>Frasier<\/b><br \/>Freaks and Geeks<br \/>Friday Night Lights<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Friends<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Futurama<\/span><\/b><br \/>Game of Thrones<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Get Smart<\/b><br \/>Ghostwriter<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Gilligan&rsquo;s Island<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Gilmore Girls<\/span><\/b><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\"> <\/span><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C<\/b>.<br \/>Greek<br \/>Green Wing<br \/><b>Grey&rsquo;s Anatomy<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Growing Pains<\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Gummy Bears<\/span><br \/>Gunsmoke<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Hannah Montana<\/b><br \/><i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Happy Days<\/i><br \/><b>Hardcastle &amp; McCormick<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Heroes<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Highlander<\/span><\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Highlander: The Raven<br \/><b>Hogan&rsquo;s Heroes<\/b><\/span><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Hillstreet Blues<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Home Improvement<\/span><br \/>Homicide: Life on the Street<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">House<\/span><br \/>Hunter<br \/>I Dream of Jeannie<br \/>I Love Lucy<\/b><br \/>Instant Star<br \/>Inuyasha<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Invader Zim<\/span><br \/>Invasion<br \/><b>JAG<\/b><br \/>Jackass<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Jeeves and Wooster<\/span><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Jem<\/b><br \/><i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Jericho<\/i><br \/>Joey<br \/>John Doe<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Just Shoot Me<br \/>Justified<\/b><br \/>Keen Eddie<br \/><b>Knight Rider<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">LA Law<br \/>Land of the Lost<br \/>Laverne and Shirley<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Law &amp; Order<br \/>Law &amp; Order: Criminal Intent<br \/>Law &amp; Order: Special Victims Unit<\/span><\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Lexx <\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Life on Mars - UK version <\/span><br \/>Life With Derek<br \/><i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Little House on the Prairie<\/span><\/i><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Lizzie McGuire<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman<\/span><br \/>Lost<br \/>Lost in Space<\/b><br \/>Love, American Style<br \/><i>M*A*S*H*<br \/>MacGyver<\/i><br \/>Mad Men<br \/><b>Magnum PI<\/b><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Malcolm in the Middle<\/span><br \/>Mama&rsquo;s Family<\/b><br \/>The Man from U.N.C.L.E.<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Married... With Children<\/span><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Melrose Place<\/span><br \/>MI:5<br \/><b>Miami Vice<\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Millennium<\/span><br \/>Miracles<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Mission: Impossible<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Monk<\/span><br \/>Mork &amp; Mindy<\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Monty Python&rsquo;s Flying Circus<\/span><br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Murphy Brown<\/b><br \/>My Life as a Dog<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">My Little Pony<\/span><br \/>My Name is Earl<br \/>My So-Called Life<br \/>My Super Sweet 16<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">My Three Sons<br \/>My Two Dads<br \/>News Radio<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">NCIS<\/span><br \/>Night Court<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Nip\/Tuck<\/span><\/b><br \/>North Shore<br \/><b>Numb3rs<\/b><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">NYPD Blue<\/span><br \/>One Tree Hill<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">One West Waikiki<\/span><br \/>Oz<br \/>Paranormal Witness<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Perry Mason<\/span><br \/>Phil of the Future<br \/>Pokemon<br \/>Popular<br \/>Power Rangers<br \/>Prison Break<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Profiler<\/span><br \/>Project Runway<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Psych<\/span><\/b><br \/>QI<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Quantum Leap<\/span><\/b><br \/>Queer As Folk (US)<br \/>Queer as Folk (UK)<br \/>Red Dwarf<br \/>ReGenesis<br \/>Relic Hunter<br \/><b>Remington Steele<\/b><br \/>Rocco&rsquo;s Modern Life<br \/>Rescue Me<br \/><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Road Rules<\/b><br \/>Robin of Sherwood<br \/>Robotech<br \/>Rome<br \/><i 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(US)<br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Will and Grace<\/span><\/b><br \/><i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Wings<\/i><br \/>The Wire<br \/>Wiseguy<br \/><b>Without a Trace<\/b><br \/>Wolf Lake<br \/><i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">WKRP<\/i><i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\"> in Cincinnati<\/i><br \/><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:bold\">Xena: Warrior Princess<\/span><br \/>X-Men<br \/>X-Men: Evolution<br \/>You Can&#39;t Do That on Television<\/p><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a><p class=\"\" style=\"margin-left:.5in\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:48216","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/48216.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=48216"}}],"title":"NLCS here we come!","published":"2013-10-10T02:58:00Z","updated":"2013-10-10T02:58:00Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"st louis cardinals"}},"content":"Cardinals win! Woo Hoo! On the way to the league championship series against the Dodgers!"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:47463","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/47463.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=47463"}}],"title":"Fic Exchange: The Old and The Restless","published":"2013-05-13T12:29:40Z","updated":"2013-05-13T12:29:40Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"genre: comedy"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"character: gabriel"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"character: sam winchester"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"character: dean winchester"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fic:gen"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"supernatural"}}],"content":"<p class=\"\"><b>Author:<\/b><span class=\"\"><span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"auntmo9\" lj:user=\"auntmo9\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>auntmo9<\/b><\/a><\/span><\/span> with an assist from <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"tari_roo\" lj:user=\"tari_roo\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/tari-roo.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/tari-roo.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>tari_roo<\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/><b>Recipient:<\/b><span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"tattooeddevil\" lj:user=\"tattooeddevil\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/tattooeddevil.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/tattooeddevil.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>tattooeddevil<\/b><\/a><\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span class=\"\"><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight:normal\">Artist<\/b>:<\/span> <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"licklesoxy\" lj:user=\"licklesoxy\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/licklesoxy.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/licklesoxy.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>licklesoxy<\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/><b>Original Prompt:<\/b>Besides the dead-man robe, there&#39;s also slippers and a leg-blanket and a rocking chair. Dean slowly transforms into an old man, while Sam frantically tries to find a cure.<br \/><b>Title: <\/b>The Old and The Restless<br \/><b>Words<\/b>: 3991<br \/><b>Rating<\/b>: PG<br \/><b>Warnings<\/b>: Spoilers for season 8, all episodes aired<br \/><b>Disclaimer<\/b>: I do not own any of the characters or ideas from Supernatural. I only play with them for my own amusement. And hopefully yours.<br \/><b>Synopsis:<\/b> Gabriel faked his death and has been hiding out in Lebanon, KS. It figures those lunkheads would stumble upon his secret lair and nearly spoil everything. Before they figure out he is here though, he is going to have some fun at their expense. And Dean&#39;s current fascination with gently used vintage pajamas is providing him the perfect opportunity.<br \/>A\/N: Thanks to <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"tari_roo\" lj:user=\"tari_roo\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/tari-roo.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/tari-roo.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>tari_roo<\/b><\/a><\/span> for the assist and beta. This fic is only partially beta&#39;d because it wasn&#39;t finished when I sent it off. I am sure there are remaining mistakes and they are all mine. Also, thank you to <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"licklesoxy\" lj:user=\"licklesoxy\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/licklesoxy.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/licklesoxy.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>licklesoxy<\/b><\/a><\/span> for her art and her ability to work with in an incomplete story. You guys are both awesome!<br \/><\/p><div style=\"text-align:center\"><img alt=\"The Old and the Restless Beginning Banner\" height=\"337\" src=\"https:\/\/ic.pics.livejournal.com\/auntmo9\/30609696\/18801\/18801_600.png\" title=\"The Old and the Restless Beginning Banner\" width=\"600\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/> <\/div><br \/><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\">Gabriel put his velvet lined slippered feet up on his ultra plush couch, leaned back and qued up the next installment of &lsquo;Real Housewives Mud Wrestle for Cash&rsquo; on his wall to wall tv-screen. Beside him was a full stocked fridge of every intoxicating drink known to man and a handful banned by the gods (in order to keep to themselves).<\/p><p class=\"\">As sweet as this set up was, Gabriel sort of wished he could invite Bacchius or Thor around for a good boys night, of low brow TV, booze and eager play boy bunnies. Alas though&hellip; it was not to be.<\/p><p class=\"\">He had been in hiding for so long, it really was more of a way life than actually running away from anything. Or at least that&rsquo;s what he tried to tell himself every morning. When the muttonheads had needed help with his big brother, who also so kindly tried to shiv him, well this was one messenger that didn&rsquo;t need an engraved invitation. He took the shenanigans around him for what they were: a giant neon ACME sign that said &ldquo;EXIT THIS WAY&rdquo; and he jumped at the opportunity to get the heck out of Dodge. Or at least let people think so with his last will and porn video.<\/p><p class=\"\">Back into hiding it had been, but the down side to life on the lam this time around was that too many people knew his trade secrets and trademarks and he had to curb his extracurricular activities. That&rsquo;s what happened when you got too famous, people paid attention to what you did &ndash; and what you didn&rsquo;t do. Wine, women and Wonka? He was still the Master of Disguises and could pretty much just waltz in wherever and take whatever. But just desserts? Paying out those pompous fools who needed to be taken down a peg or two. Well, yeah, there were some trademarks you had to be more careful about once the pantheon of gods knew you weren&rsquo;t just a lowly trickster. Oh and had a couple of bros who were responsible for unleashing the Apocalypse on the world,<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\">  <\/span>and they and their prom dresses had killed several of his old drinking buddies along the way. Made attending a bacchanal a little difficult when your &lsquo;demigod&rsquo; card had been revoked.<\/p><p class=\"\">Gabriel sighed and slurped down on a brew so rare it was probably the last bottle in existence. He chugged it down.<\/p><p class=\"\">Since then, he had literally gone underground in the one place where most of the supernatural world couldn&rsquo;t find him and the Two Stooges would need a miracle in order to stumble across him. Of course trust them to get their miracle, really he should have known &ndash; their&rsquo;s was an unnaturally charmed life. After all, he had been watching them for so long he should have no doubts by now. They had shoved Lucy and Mike into the Cage with not much more than a fortune cookie hint from him, though he would never admit that to them, or give them the cred. When old Mother of all the Miscreants came floating out of Purgatory, they had managed to turn her into cinders. Of course, they were taken by surprise that baby bro got a Daddy &ndash;complex but still dodged that bullet, too.<\/p><p class=\"\">Unfortunately they had let the Big Mouths out in the process. He supposed he should&rsquo;ve poked his head out then and helped since that was in his job description &ndash; poking pompous tentacle heads and annoying them. But the mooks seemed to do okay that go around too &ndash; relatively speaking. Like the quirky red-headed Hermione wannabe had said a few days ago, there&rsquo;s pretty much nothing those fools of a Took couldn&rsquo;t do if they worked together. Stupid, stubborn dunderheads&hellip;<\/p><p class=\"\">In typical fashion they had arrived in &lsquo;his&rsquo; space and made out like it was their own. Thing 1 had even dubbed it &lsquo;the Batcave&rsquo; &ndash; very original. Although, now that the muttonheads were here he was starting to think of the place as his very own Ha-Ha-Hacienda. Both of them were yet again proving him right in his assessment of their mental abilities, as neither of them had as yet questioned the small things he had done around the place, to make it feel&hellip; homey. The bunker had sat empty for fifty years and when he heard them pull up in that monstrosity of a car, he had made sure the place was spotless. Big darn clue right there &ndash; fifty years equals dust, folks! Okay, so he had taken care of that when he moved in, just like the electricity, cable and the wi-fi. An angel in hiding has got to have his reality TV and porn. But neither of the dunderheads had bothered to wonder why all that was available &ndash; after fifty years! To quote the late, great &hellip; &lsquo;Idjits&rsquo;. Maybe it was time to take things up a notch, shake things up, prick a few balloons.<\/p><p class=\"\">Gabriel grinned and flipped channels, pulling up the camera feed from the rest of the bunker. Yep, there they were. Great, dirty boots tramping all over his nice, clean, hacienda. Zooming in, Gabe&rsquo;s smile grew bigger. Dean was poking around in the old closet, no doubt in search of more comfortable clothing&hellip;<\/p><p class=\"\">Perfect!<\/p><p class=\"\"> <\/p><p class=\"\"> <\/p><p align=\"center\" class=\"\" style=\"text-align:center\">~*~<\/p><p class=\"\"> <\/p><p class=\"\">Sam glanced up briefly from the most recent book through which he had been thumbing when Dean walked in the room. &ldquo;Again with the dead guy robe? Doesn&rsquo;t it creep you out to wear some dude&rsquo;s robe that died like fifty years ago?&rdquo; Sam injected as much credulity as he could into his voice. The idea of wearing second hand clothes had always bothered him and this&hellip; was just plain weird.<\/p><p class=\"\">&ldquo;Enough with the dead guy robe, Sam,&rdquo; Dean scowled as he settled into a chair across from his brother, a pleased but annoyed smile on his face. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s my robe now, and it&rsquo;s not like I haven&rsquo;t been dead one, two or hundred times myself. Besides its comfy.&rdquo;<\/p><p class=\"\">&ldquo;Fine, previously dead guy&rsquo;s robe it is,&rdquo; Sam chuckled and then glanced at his watch. &ldquo;So why is previously dead guy finally getting out of bed at almost noon? That is not like you unless you&rsquo;re sick, injured, or hungover&hellip;or you, you got laid.&rdquo; Looking up in horror, Sam gasped, half mockingly, &ldquo;Please tell me you did not bring someone back here, Dean.&rdquo;<\/p><p class=\"\">&ldquo;Naw, man,&rdquo; Dean answered as he scrubbed his palm over his face. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m just tired. Staying up late worrying about the trials and about your sorry ass.&rdquo;<\/p><p class=\"\">Dean wasn&rsquo;t about to admit it to Sam, since he had enough on his shoulders, but he was sore, as sore as if he had wrestled a rugaru. Twice. On a Tuesday after driving 48 hours straight after a Zeppelin concert and a werewolf hunt. And he didn&rsquo;t know why. They had been laid up here at the Batcave for a coupla days with nothing to do but research, and rather than feeling rested (a.k.a. bored) he was starting to feel like he had been through the ringer. Maybe all those &lsquo;deaths&rsquo; were catching up with him. And wasn&rsquo;t that a pleasant thought.<\/p><p class=\"\">Sam gave his brother the once over, trying to determine if he was telling the truth. Dean&rsquo;s face though was open and worried and well&hellip; tired. But the scan did reveal something worrying &ndash; to Sam that is. &ldquo;Did you buy yourself matching slippers the last time you went on a supply run?&rdquo;<\/p><p class=\"\">He was staring at the neat, old fashioned, &lsquo;old man&rsquo; slippers on Dean&rsquo;s feet. Had Dean ever worn a pair of slippers in his life? Startled, Sam looked up at Dean.<\/p><p class=\"\">&ldquo;Nope,&rdquo; Dean said smiling with his schoolboy charm. &ldquo;I found them here, in the same storage area as the robe. They&rsquo;re lined with sheep skin and are warm and fuzzy, almost as great as memory foam for your toes. Almost.&rdquo;<\/p><p class=\"\">&ldquo;Speaking of which, how the hell did you ever learn about memory foam to decide you wanted your own mattress?&rdquo;<\/p><p class=\"\">&ldquo;Infomercials.&rdquo;<\/p><p class=\"\">&ldquo;You mean porn.&rdquo;<\/p><p class=\"\">&ldquo;No, infomercials. Did you know that there&rsquo;s this cream&hellip;&rdquo;<\/p><p class=\"\">&ldquo;No, no, I don&rsquo;t want to know, man. Seriously. Stop talking.&rdquo;<\/p><p class=\"\">Dean grinned at Sam and put his slippered feet up on the table and leant back and sighed, &ldquo;This is the life, Sam.&rdquo;<\/p><p class=\"\">Sam paused, his mouth open to argue, when an idea tickled his brain. So instead, he smiled back and said, &ldquo;We&rsquo;re almost out of beer. Have you been having a six-pack night cap?&rdquo; He said it lightly, going for humor rather than censure.<\/p><p class=\"\">Puzzled, Dean shook his head and said, &ldquo;Nah, man. I got enough to last at least a week. What are you talking about?&rdquo; Sam shrugged like it made no difference to him and Dean got up, grumbling all the while, shuffling his feet towards the refrigerator. He pulled the door open with rather more force than was required and started into its ginormous depths.<\/p><p class=\"\">&ldquo;Well, pickle my gizzard. You&rsquo;re right. Fresh out of beer.&rdquo;<\/p><p class=\"\"><i style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:normal\">Pickle my&hellip;<\/i> Sam mouthed to himself, but looked alert as Dean patted down his robes pockets. &ldquo;Guess I pop out quick and get some more. Maybe some pizza too, and pie. Oh yeah.. pie.&rdquo;<\/p><p class=\"\">Sam watched as Dean found his keys and made towards the impressive entrance. &ldquo;Wait, what! You can&rsquo;t go out like that!&rdquo; he squeaked without really thinking about it.<\/p><p class=\"\">Dean stopped, turned back and drew himself up to his impressive slipper-clad height and said, &ldquo;<span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Man walks down street in a robe like this, you know he&rsquo;s not afraid of anything.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Because he&rsquo;s probably lost his mind! Dude, they&rsquo;ll think you some crazy serial killer or out patient on a bender!&rdquo; Sam squawked, standing up as if to prevent this travesty of shopping fashion.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Like old Blue Eyes said Sammy, &lsquo;I did it my way.&rdquo; <\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">And Dean was gone.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\"> <\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"> <\/p><p align=\"center\" class=\"\" style=\"text-align:center\">~*~<\/p><p class=\"\"> <\/p><p class=\"\"><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">When they had settled into the Batcave, they quickly realized that Lebanon, Kansas, despite its claim to being the geographical center of the country, didn&rsquo;t have much to offer in the way of supplies. And neither one of them had wanted to be quickly recognized by the locals as being settled into the area. So they routinely rotated the various smaller towns around Lebanon that they would drive to for supplies. Today Phillipsburg received the luck of the draw. <\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">The drive in to town was pretty awesome. The sun was out, the birds were singing, and despite the lingering ache in his bones, life suddenly seemed better &ndash; lighter. White&rsquo;s Foodliner was a tad over priced and over sized for the small town and probably served the greater area as well, but Dean happily parked in the front, clambered out and fond a shopping cart with no squeaky or wonky wheels.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">He nodded at security as he trundled in and barely noticed the odd look he received in return. Man. Robe. No Fear.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">The booze was an easy fix and Dean loaded the cart down with a few cases of El Sol and Bud Light. Next was the carb aisle and he threw in several packets of Doritos, Cheetos and extra crispy pork rinds. For a long while he stared at the pork rinds, feeling an old familiar ache in his chest, put them back and threw in low sodium air popped BBQ flavored who-knew-whats. Next protein.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">It was in the diary aisle that he hit gold. A sweet, gorgeous vision of beauty was straining to reach a half-pint of fat free milk on the top shelf. A little older than he usually went for, but he was never one to turn his back on a lady need. Beaming at his open road to a chivalrous act, Dean trundled over and schmoozed, &ldquo;Help you there, little lady?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Blushing like sixteen year old, she giggled and said, &ldquo;Would you be a dear?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Handing her the milk, Dean smiled softly, &ldquo;Does your mom know you&rsquo;re out shopping on your own?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Giggling some more, she patted his hand softly, &ldquo;What a charmer, you are. I must have at least ten years on you.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Leaning casually over his cart, because it was sexy and not because his back ached, Dean grinned, bobbing his eyebrows, &ldquo;Well, maybe you could show me a thing or two&hellip; sometimes the old tricks are the best.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Flatterer!&rdquo; She shot him a flirty look while glancing at his get up said, &ldquo;I haven&rsquo;t seen you around here before. Are you in town visiting family or did you bust out of the retirement center?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Dean gave her a quizzical glance while chuckling uncomfortably. &ldquo;Neither really. Just out on my own getting the essentials and helping out the occasional damsel in distress.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Hmm, okay,&rdquo; she shrugged with a coy smile. &ldquo;Thanks. Be seeing ya, handsome.&rdquo; <\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">She strolled off, shooting him a covert look. Dean made no effort to hide the fact that he was checking her out as she walked away and she waved her hips a little more. Absently snatching up a pint of whatever was closest, he followed her before being sidetracked by the aisle of vegetables.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Poor ole Sammy was probably yearning for some green crap, so Dean tossed in random interesting looking things. Turnips. Sage. Chinese watercress. Purple broccoli. &ldquo;What the hell is this?&rdquo; he said aloud, holding up a mutation of a tuber.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Sweet potato.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Dean turned and his breath caught in his chest. It was Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. Well, okay, she looked a heck of a lot like her, but close enough that it didn&rsquo;t matter. &ldquo;Do they ship you in special?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;What?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;All these smoking hot women.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Dr Quinn smiled at him, a bit of her hair coming loose from her bun, and it looked as long as on the show. &ldquo;I bet you say that to all the girls.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Only the hot ones.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">She smiled and stared at him and suddenly her eyes widened. For a spilt second, Dean thought an angry husband\/boyfriend\/girlfriend\/or ghost was behind him &ndash; anything was possible these days. &ldquo;You look familiar, like someone I&rsquo;ve seen on television.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Now Dean was really concerned. The last thing he needed was to be identified as a wanted criminal. &ldquo;I get that a lot you know. I must have one of those common faces.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">But she smiled broader, as recognition dawned across her face and gripped his hand, the one holding the sweat potato. &ldquo;Oh no, I would know that face anywhere. You look a lot like&hellip; like Dr Joe Gannon. I had the biggest crush on him when I was younger.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Surprised, Dean shot a look at himself in the reflective silver of the scales near by. A small, hunter part of his brain waved all sorts of flags at him when he thought he saw graying hair and wrinkles, but all Dean could think was, &lsquo;Cool!&rsquo;<\/span><\/p><br \/><p class=\"\"> <\/p><p align=\"center\" class=\"\" style=\"text-align:center\">~*~<\/p><p class=\"\"> <\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\"> <\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Sam didn&rsquo;t look up as he heard Dean arrive home. He was buried in several old tomes, trying to confirm his suspicions on the next trial.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Dean ambled into the kitchen and put down a month&rsquo;s worth of groceries on the counter top and said cheerily, &ldquo;Hey, do you remember Medical Center? I think you might have been too young to remember even the reruns but funny thing happened today&hellip;&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Uncaring of Dean&rsquo;s trip down TV memory lane, Sam said, &ldquo;Hey, come here a sec will you?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;I tell you, Sam, that town is chock full of foxy cougars. It&rsquo;s like Xanadu or something,&rdquo; Dean sighed as he made his way over to Sam, bringing over a beer as he did.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Dean, shut&hellip;&rdquo; Sam looked up and nearly fell off his chair. Dean stopped, and Sam blurted out, &ldquo;What the hell happened to you? Have you been playing poker with witches again?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;What?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;You aged thirty years, man!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;I did?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;You did!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Cool! That explains why I&rsquo;m suddenly a cougar magnet!&rdquo; <span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\"> <\/span><\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Cougar? Really, Dean,&rdquo; Sam sighed, shaking his head in disgust.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Yeah,&rdquo; Dean said waggling his eyebrows. &ldquo;Me and Dr Quinn Medicine Woman are going to make our own version of Dr. Sexy later on tonight, if you know what I mean.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you think you have more important things to worry about, like why you have aged all of a sudden? Besides the slippers, what other objects have you been handling around the bunker lately?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Nothing.&rdquo; Then he began to tick things off his slightly gnarled fingers. &ldquo;Well, unless you count the two-headed snake ring, the mini-Derringer, the chain mail vest and oh, that glowing flying ball thingy that I am pretty sure is a Golden Snitch.&rdquo; Dean flashed his brother a cocky grin.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Dean! I&rsquo;m serious! We&rsquo;ve got to figure this out.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;You can figure it out. Dr. Sexy has a date at The Chubby Pickle.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">And once again, Dean was gone.<\/span><\/p><br \/><p class=\"\"> <\/p><p align=\"center\" class=\"\" style=\"text-align:center\">~*~<\/p><p class=\"\"> <\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">This had not worked at all like Gabriel expected it to. He thought for sure Dean would panic at getting old so quickly. He didn&rsquo;t expect him to be a geriatric Casanova, scoring with every post-menopausal woman in a one hundred mile radius and basking in the glory of his new &ldquo;distinguished gentleman&rdquo; look.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Sam on the other hand was the one getting desperate about it all, staying up half the night trying to figure out what had caused his brother&rsquo;s change and not worrying about his own. And that kid didn&rsquo;t need anything else to stress out about. He already had the weight of the underworld on his shoulders.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Gabriel hit the off button on the remote, shutting down the closed circuit feed from the rest of the bunker. <\/span><\/p><p class=\"\">He was not sure how long this room would be safe for him, as his available space here at gotten smaller over the months as the muttonheads had discovered more and more of the bunker. Just last week he had to give up the shooting range, which he had been using as his own personal hollodeck so to speak. It was big enough to re-create TV land when he got bored watching the real thing. Though not nearly as fun as when he had been able to throw a hapless schmuck or two into it for his own amusement. That is why he had come up with his current plan to begin with.<\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">This was not the fun he had hoped for. He had to change his game plan.<\/span><\/p><br \/><p class=\"\"> <\/p><p align=\"center\" class=\"\" style=\"text-align:center\">~*~<\/p><p class=\"\"> <\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\"> <\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">In retrospect, Sam&rsquo;s first clue should have been the Weekly World News he saw lying on the table. He thought Dean might have picked one up along with his regular dose of Busty Asian Beauties. But then there was the book in his bedroom he found on demigods open to the chapter entitled &ldquo;Tricksters: Enemy or Ally?&rdquo; The final straw however was the journal of one of the Men of Letters, left in the kitchen, with an entry in detail on why he thought they had a guardian angel, held open in place with a lollipop. Sam had the summoning ritual prepared five minutes after he dropped the book back on the counter.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Well, it took you long enough kiddo, but you didn&rsquo;t need to beg, seeing as how I&rsquo;ve been right under your nose for awhile.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;How long?&rdquo; Sam growled, barely restraining himself from grabbing the angel by the neck.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;How long what, junior?&rdquo; Gabriel said playfully snatching his lollipop back.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;How long have you been alive? How long have you been here? How long since you started aging Dean? All of it.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Hmm,&rdquo; Gabriel answered thoughtfully glancing to the ceiling while Sam became more agitated. &ldquo;First things first. I&rsquo;ve been alive a very long time. Higher than your Gigantor brain can count &hellip; You see, I never really died, I just high-tailed it over to this safe house after that rather uncomfortable business in Indiana.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;You mean you have been alive this whole time?&rdquo; Sam asked incredulously. &ldquo;And you could have helped us&hellip;when I lost my soul, when Cas lost his mind? With the Leviathans? When Dean was in Purgatory&hellip;with all of that&hellip;and you were just here&hellip;doing what? Eating Snickers and watching porn?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Well, yeah&hellip;helping is not really my style. I mean, look what happened the last time I got involved.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;So what, you just went back your old ways? Messing with our lives?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Actually, no. I just hung out here most of the time. It&rsquo;s not like I could play at being a Trickster after the two of you blew my cover!<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\">  <\/span>And since I was getting bored playing June Cleaver when no one appreciated a good dust free bunker, that is when I decided to see if you would sit up and take notice.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Sam was done playing catch up. &ldquo;Change him back.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Why do you think I decided to finally show my face? It&rsquo;s no fun for me watching Dean-o playing Hugh Hefner to the senior ladies. But I need your help in getting your brother home so I can change him back.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Why can&rsquo;t you go out and just zap him back?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Because thanks to you guys, this handsome mug is <i>way<\/i> too recognizable out there. In fact, when you two morons invited Prometheus over for tea and cookies, I decided to visit the North Pole as an elf just to be on the safe side. &rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;So snap your fingers and pretend to be Betty White. Then let Dean work his magic on you and bring you home.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Nice idea dumbass!&rdquo; Gabriel snorted as he crossed his arms in defiance. &ldquo;I already tried that but with less Betty White and more Diane Keaton. And as much as it gags me to admit it, while your brother was interested, he wouldn&rsquo;t bring me back here. Maybe if you call him and tell him you have the sniffles or you stubbed your toe he will run back here to take care of you.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Dean doesn&rsquo;t&hellip;I&hellip;Fine!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><br \/><p class=\"\"> <\/p><p align=\"center\" class=\"\" style=\"text-align:center\">~*~<\/p><p class=\"\"> <\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\"> <\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Sammy! You okay?&rdquo; Dean bellowed as he walked into the library. &ldquo;You made it sound like a five alarm fire. This better be good. You interrupted my date with a Linda Carter look-a-like. I don&rsquo;t know what it&rsquo;s the water out here, but all of the older women are friggin&rsquo; gorgeous. &rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">It wasn&rsquo;t exactly a fire, but Dean couldn&rsquo;t quite believe what he was seeing either.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;And that is Metatron&rsquo;s symbol,&rdquo; Gabriel pointed out on the papers laid out before Sam.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;You&rsquo;re sure?&rdquo; his brother asked growing excited.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;I&rsquo;d know that snot-nosed booger&rsquo;s work anywhere, kiddo.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;What the Hell?!?&rdquo; Dean yelled as he hobbled in a little closer.<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Um, no actually,&rdquo; Gabriel answered with a smirk. &ldquo;You would think that since you&rsquo;ve been there you would know that this is your little hidey-hole and not the underworld. Of course, I am not really sure how Crowley has re-decorated the place since he&rsquo;s been in charge. Your guess is as good as mine.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Sam, what&rsquo;s he doing here?&rdquo; Dean demanded pointed an arthritic finger at their guest. &ldquo;Of all the people who can&rsquo;t stay dead, why do you come around the most?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Gee, I missed you, too, you lunkhead,&rdquo; Gabriel answered affectionately. &ldquo;I really just came by to collect your ruby slippers and ball gown since your brother doesn&rsquo;t seem to like the new you.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;No, no, no!&rdquo; Dean shook his head furiously as it began to sink in. &ldquo;You are not taking back my robe or my slippers. I love them! They&rsquo;re comfy!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;Oh, I just need them for a minute. I&rsquo;ll take the whammy off them&hellip;and you. Then you&rsquo;ll be back to your normal annoying self, instead this <i>Dawson&rsquo;s Creaky Knees<\/i> thing you&rsquo;re doing now. I&rsquo;ve seen a lot of bad television over the years and even I&rsquo;m getting sick of this.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">&ldquo;You&rsquo;re just jealous because you&rsquo;re not getting the action I am,&rdquo; Dean boasted as he reluctantly walked over to a closet, reached in to grab the articles and tossed the angel his robe and slippers. &ldquo;Wait a minute&hellip;does this mean my luck with the ladies will change too?&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><p class=\"\" style=\"tab-stops:276.0pt\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-style:italic\">Gabriel just grinned at him. &ldquo;Thanks for the idea, Dean-o!&rdquo;<\/span><\/p><div style=\"text-align:center\"><img alt=\"The Old and Restless End Banner\" height=\"328\" src=\"https:\/\/ic.pics.livejournal.com\/auntmo9\/30609696\/19080\/19080_600.png\" title=\"The Old and Restless End Banner\" width=\"470\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/div><a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:47112","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/47112.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=47112"}}],"title":"Now Accepting Applications","published":"2013-05-12T17:43:06Z","updated":"2013-05-12T17:43:06Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"evil aunt mo"}},"content":"<img alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/images.nonexiste.net\/popular\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Job-opening-posted-on-a-bus-stop-near-my-apartment-Anyone-interested.jpeg\" title=\"\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:45480","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/45480.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=45480"}}],"title":"Fic: Ties That Bind","published":"2013-02-26T00:10:19Z","updated":"2013-02-26T00:10:19Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"genre: comedy"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"batcave"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"character: sam winchester"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"character: dean winchester"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fic:gen"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"supernatural"}}],"content":"Title: Ties That Bind<br \/>Author: <span class=\"\"><a href=\"http:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/profile\" target=\"_blank\"><img class=\"\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif?v=101.4\" width=\"16\" \/><\/a><a class=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><b>auntmo9<\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/>Rating: PG<br \/>Genre: Humor<br \/>Spoilers: Through 8.15<br \/>Characters: Dean, Sam<br \/>Word Count: 461<br \/>Summary: It&#39;s FBI dress up time again.<br \/>A\/N: Written for <span class=\"\"><a href=\"http:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/profile\" target=\"_blank\"><img class=\"\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.com\/img\/community.gif?v=101.4\" width=\"16\" \/><\/a><a class=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/spn-bigpretzel.livejournal.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><b>spn_bigpretzel<\/b><\/a><\/span>&#39;s Sharp Dressed Men for <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"mandraco\" lj:user=\"mandraco\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/mandraco.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/mandraco.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>mandraco<\/b><\/a><\/span>&#39;s prompt &quot;It&#39;s FBI&nbsp; dress up time again&quot; Opening quotes also were part of the prompt.<br \/><br \/><br \/>&quot;Hey, it&#39;s my turn to wear a blue tie!&rdquo; Sam exclaimed when he saw Dean deftly tying the Windsor knot of the polyester tie. &ldquo;You wore a blue tie last time!&quot;<br \/><br \/>&quot;Because it looks better on me.&rdquo; Dean replied, waggling his eyebrows.<br \/><br \/>&ldquo;It doesn&rsquo;t look better on you,&rdquo; Sam argued as he began rummaging through their things for a different tie. &ldquo;You just like wearing it so you can match your angel. Admit it. You even kept your overcoat from forties so you guys could be twinsies.&rdquo;<br \/><br \/>&ldquo;Twinsies?&rdquo; Dean asked with a small laugh. &ldquo;Really Sam, if I didn&rsquo;t know better I would say you&rsquo;d been possessed by the spirit of a teenaged girl. And no, for the record I don&rsquo;t want to match Cas. I just look awesome in the blue tie. So just pick another one and get a move on it. We have witnesses to interview.&rdquo;<br \/><br \/>&ldquo;Yeah well the oxblood tie has a yellow stain on it,&rdquo; Sam complained as held up the evidence for his brother to see. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m not sure if it&rsquo;s mustard or cheese sauce but it&rsquo;s definitely carnage from your last trip to a diner.&rdquo;<br \/><br \/>&ldquo;The hell, Samantha&mdash;<i>Oxblood<\/i>? You get that from your latest issue of <i>Vogue<\/i> or would that be <i>Cosmo<\/i>? Well look, if our current tie selection isn&rsquo;t to your liking, you can always pick something out of one of the closets here in the Batcave.&rdquo;<br \/><br \/>&ldquo;What, you mean a dead guy tie?&rdquo; Sam asked in disgust. &ldquo;Sorry, but that is your department, not mine.&rdquo;<br \/><br \/>&ldquo;Seriously, Dude! Get over the dead guy thing already. It&rsquo;s not like shopping at the Goodwill is the same as being at an outlet store for Armani or else you wouldn&rsquo;t head straight to closest Suds &lsquo;n Duds after you make a purchase there.&rdquo;<br \/><br \/>&ldquo;Yeah, but the stuff here has been lying around for more than fifty years,&rdquo; Sam answered with a slight pout.<br \/><br \/>&ldquo;Mmm-hmm&rdquo;, Dean nodded while packing some their equipment into a bag. &ldquo;And our Goodwill garb is fresh off the turnip truck, is that what you&rsquo;re saying?&rdquo;<br \/><br \/>Sam&rsquo;s hand skimmed over a book before picking it up and putting into his own bag. &ldquo;Alright, I will give you that, but I really don&rsquo;t like to think about where any of those clothes might have been.&rdquo;<br \/><br \/>&ldquo;Well, don&rsquo;t think about it. Just grab a freakin&rsquo; tie and get on with it,&rdquo; Dean said trying to encourage his brother. &ldquo;Besides, a tie is probably the only thing in this place that will fit your Gigantor ass. I don&rsquo;t think they made Sasquatch sized Men of Letters before you came along so just be thankful you can at least use the ties.&rdquo;<br \/><br \/>And the books. Dean thought to himself. I suppose the books are important, too.<a name='cutid1-end'><\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:45169","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/45169.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=45169"}}],"title":"A New Community","published":"2013-02-25T23:58:55Z","updated":"2013-02-25T23:59:30Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"community promotion"}},"content":"<center><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/spn_batcave.livejournal.com\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\"><img alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i9.photobucket.com\/albums\/a63\/Elliepdowd\/batcave%20graphics\/456d69cb-6a9e-4b12-8ea7-3c1b1110548d_zps65840e12.jpg\" title=\"\" fetchpriority=\"high\" \/><\/a><br \/><b>A new community hosting fanworks inspired by the Winchester&#39;s new home base, The Bat Cave<\/b><\/center>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:44927","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/44927.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=44927"}}],"title":"SPN Plot Bunny","published":"2013-02-24T17:12:44Z","updated":"2013-02-24T17:12:44Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"real life"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"supernatural"}}],"content":"So for those of you who like writing case fic, I saw this article and thought it could be the basis for a good one:<br \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/blogs\/sideshow\/supposedly-haunted-house-moves-184615728.html\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Supposedly Haunted House Up and Moves <\/a><br \/><br \/>The basic gist is that an allegedly haunted house gets moved to a different lot across town. I think an interesting SPN case fic might be is it the house or the lot that is haunted? Or both? If this is the sort of thing that peaks your interest, please be my guest. Take it and run with it."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:auntmo9:44700","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/44700.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/auntmo9.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=44700"}}],"title":"Fic Rec: Connected","published":"2013-02-19T01:28:07Z","updated":"2013-02-19T01:28:07Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"fic: rec"}},"content":"So over at the <a href=\"http:\/\/glovered.livejournal.com\/99804.html\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\">Batcave Fic and Art Commentfest<\/a>, as well as on <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"ficwriter1966\" lj:user=\"ficwriter1966\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/ficwriter1966.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/ficwriter1966.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>ficwriter1966<\/b><\/a><\/span>&#39;s I left this prompt:<br \/>What if the roster of the Men of Letters contained some famous names?&nbsp; Names that Sam and Dean <i>never <\/i>expected to see?<br \/><br \/>Well, <span  class=\"ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     \"  data-ljuser=\"ficwriter1966\" lj:user=\"ficwriter1966\" ><a href=\"https:\/\/ficwriter1966.livejournal.com\/profile\/\"  target=\"_self\"  class=\"i-ljuser-profile\" ><img  class=\"i-ljuser-userhead\"  src=\"https:\/\/l-stat.livejournal.net\/img\/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=915\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/ficwriter1966.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"i-ljuser-username\"   target=\"_self\"   ><b>ficwriter1966<\/b><\/a><\/span> took that prompt and ran with it and the results were more awesome than I could imagine! You should all go and read it. NOW!<br \/>(Also, she made the icon I used with this entry)<br \/><br \/><u><b>CONNECTED<\/b><\/u><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/ficwriter1966.livejournal.com\/394059.html\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\">The names mean nothing. After a minute of reminding himself that he&#39;s spent way too much time in graveyards, Sam nods to his brother and moves to the other side of the room for a scan of the labels over there.<\/a><br \/><br \/>CHARACTERS:&nbsp; Sam and Dean<br \/>GENRE:&nbsp; Gen<br \/>RATING:&nbsp; PG<br \/>SPOILERS:&nbsp; 8.12 - 8.14<br \/>LENGTH:&nbsp; 1820 words"}]}