Listens: what's with these homies dissin' my girl?

HOT BONER PAYLOAD

→ Dad scored baseball tickets from his work. I'm not really a sports fan at all but I had a hell of a fun time watching the Giants get pounded with like 8 runs against them in the first inning. The tickets were for a box suite too, so it was hella swank, and we had a great view. I hope tickets come up again sometime, as I wouldn't mind going back.

→ OOEEOO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY

kiwimangoodness convinced me to get Resonance of Fate (End of Eternity) about a week ago by linking me some of the amazing chapter videos. When I first saw images from it, I assumed that it was just another run of the mill JRPG and... it totally isn't. It's like Shadow Hearts 2.0, the gameplay is even kind of reminiscent of Shadow Hearts? The characters are the cutest things ever and I frequently have to pause for giggle breaks.


JUST TWO GUYS, SITTIN' AROUND WATCHIN' PORN TOGETHER.
NO HOMO.


ALL WE HAVE ARE RAISONS. 8C

My only complaint with it so far is that due to the fact that watches/watch gears seem to have a large impact on the plot and world setting, I am fairly certain that Vashyron's name was Romanized poorly and that it should have been Vacheron, a reference to the watch brand Vacheron Constantin. There are so many other watch brands referenced in the game that it just seems wrong to me.
The English voice acting is excellently hammy and I think it kind of adds to the humor of the game. I haven't been able to bring myself to switch over to Japanese audio, which is included on the disc.

P.S. Vashyron is voiced by Deadpool/Jackie Estacado. EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL.

→ OH OH AND YOU'RE MARY TYLER MOORE

→ AND NOW, THE MAIN POINT OF THIS ENTRY:
BRB SPEWING MY HOT BONER PAYLOAD ALL OVER THE PLACE. DMD came (HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR) and uh yeah I think I am just going to play it for the rest of forever. This game is so bad (in terms of content) that it's beautiful. It's like it went full retard full circle into FULL AMAZING.

"Just warn me if I have to fuck a horse to unlock a door."
Garcia would probably do it, too.

Gameplay's pretty smooth for a Suda51 game, though melee attacks are almost completely useless. Overall I'm reasonably impressed with combat, considering that I was kind of shitting myself hoping that it wouldn't be terrible and spent a few hours trying to dig up reviews on how it handled before preordering it a while back.

I'm just in it for long ride on Johnson, anyway.