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Title: Hold Your Head Up High In Disgrace Artist:blondebitz Pairing: Jared/Jensen Rating: NC-17 Word count: ~45,000 Summary: If you ask Jensen, Jared is a punk-ass little thief who’s not as irresistible as he thinks he is. If you ask Jared, Jensen is a mean, vindictive bastard, who’s definitely not as handsome as he thinks he is. But the world of intergalactic smuggling is small and Jared and Jensen keep crossing paths. Just when they’re about to admit that maybe the other isn’t so bad after all, their pasts rear their ugly heads. When the stakes are their lives instead of the next shiny object, Jared and Jensen have to decide how far they’re willing to go to save themselves—and each other. Warnings/kinks: Space-AU, show-level violence, criminals & smugglers Notes: Written as an auction fic for the Puerto Rico Fandom Fundraiser for the lovely Kim who provided the original prompt. Title from the song Strychnine by Floater (with many thanks to the lovely cleflink for suggesting it!) This story would not have come together without brainstorming help from keep_waking_up and my Tangy. Many, so so many thanks to dancing_adrift, who brainstormed, betad, cheerleadered me on when I thought I would never make it. You are the most beautiful rock, my dear. I would not have made it without you. More thanks also to ilikaicalie for heroic last minute beta help. I also have to thank my lovely artist blondebitz for picking my story, making wonderful art for it (look at Misha, he's so adorable!) and putting up with my uncoordinated ass through it all. I’m so sorry I was such a failboat! Thanks for all your patience! Check out her masterpost on LJ or on AO3and leave her all the love she deserves!
Title:Breaking the Ice Artist:dancing_adrift | Dancing_Adrift Pairing:Jared/Jensen Rating:NC-17 Word count:~70K Summary: Jared has been harboring a crush on Jensen, the prince from the far north, ever since he was fourteen, so when his parents announce that they’ve chosen Jensen as his husband, Jared couldn’t be happier. But when Jensen arrives in Scayen, Jared realizes that there’s more to him than meets the eye — and even more that Jensen doesn’t want Jared to see. But it shouldn’t take much more than Jared’s sunny charm to melt Jensen’s icy facade, right? Except it isn’t so easy dealing with cultural differences and misunderstandings; sometimes it takes a lot of food, some good friends’ advice, a little kitten, and even a bit of magic to overcome a rocky start. Warnings/Kinks: arranged marriage, angst & schmoop (seriously, so much schmoop), switching
Notes: Written for the spn_j2_bigbang As always, there is an amazing group of people who helped me write this fic. My Tangy and my kittehs, thank you for brainstorming and support. My wonderful beta ilikaicalie who put so much work into this fic, seriously, you rock. So hard. Your patience with my constant changes is amazing and I will be forever grateful that you put up with my uncoordinated stubborn ass. Many thanks also to gluedwithgold for last minute betaing, you’re a treasure! And then, of course, there’s my wonderful artist, dancing_adrift, who quadrupel-dutied as beta and brainstormer and cheerleader. I was the happiest writer when you claimed my summary because I already knew you were a nice person and a great artist, but omg, your enthusiasm for this story blew me away. You put together so much amazing art and were there for me, when this fic grew from a 22k draft into the 60+k monster it is today and you held my hand, and brainstormed and fixed so many of horrid typos. Your input into the plot and the characters helped shape the ic into what it is and I am super happy how it turned out. <3<3<3 Her art masterpost is here, go over there, revel in the beauty and the awesome and the cute (there’s a kitten. just saying) and leave her all the love she deserves. Seriously. And last but not least, wendy, thanks so much for being a most wonderful mod, as ever, and organizing this challenge!
Summary: Jared doesn’t want much from life. A spaceship with a good crew and the vastness of the universe just an engine push away. He has no interest in politics. But when he and his crew go on the hunt for a rare artefact, he’s violently ripped out of his life and plunged straight into a bloody conflict. One hundred and forty years in the future, the world is going up in flames and resistance captain Jensen Ackles’ only goal in life is the destruction of the totalitarian Empire. But the resistance is struggling and Jensen knows time is running out. When Jared and Jensen meet, they’re united by their desire to go back in time, albeit for different reasons. Warnings/Kinks: sci-fi, violence, smoking, language, sex, Chads being Chads Disclaimer: no profit is being made Notes: Written for the spn_reversebang for the prompt ‘Space Dig’ by amberdreams. I don’t have to tell you that I saw archaeologists in space and knew I needed to have this one immediately (thanks for alycat lending me her quick fingers for claims!).
I have to thank a shit ton of people for getting me here. My rock, my person, my brainstormer: My Tangy. My kittehs alycat, keep_waking_up, and kinkajou for fandom, moral and fic support, you guys rock. My beta ilikaicalie who spent a ridiculous time on this fic fixing my messes and baring wit my constant color-coded changes. You are a wonderful human being and I am so fricking glad you put up with all my erratic writing. My other beta theatregirl7299 who again came in as last stretch support and was just wonderful. All other mistakes are mine alone.
And of course, amberdreams, who drew a fantastic piece, brainstormed and plotted with me, fix mistakes and was generally an awesome collaborator. I’ve always loved your art and I am so glad I finally got to work with you. It was pure pleasure on my part! I sincerely apologize for being such a mess and only giving you an incomplete fic but the rest will follow!
Which leads me to my final announcement: I was a failboat and did not manage to finish this story. Mod Amber was gracious enough to allow me to post the first part. I think I managed half the story and it’s a good point to take a break, so that I can post at least some words with amber’s awesome art but I promise, I will write the rest, hopefully very soon. I even have an outline and everything.
Pairing: Jared/Jensen ~ Rating: NC-17 ~ Words: 29,000 Warnings/Kinks: violence and hell-appropriate gore, blasphemous language (I am not taking the whole heaven/hell/religion thing seriously. Obviously.), references to torture, sexual assault and a wide variety of kinks (nothing graphic) Disclaimer: Not real, no profit is being made
Summary: It is said that if a demon steals an angel from heaven he’ll gain immense power. Jared is a demon who doesn’t fit in and when he finds a spell to open a passage to heaven, he thinks he’s found a solution to all his problems: angel power. But Jensen, the angel he takes, is not at all what he expected a celestial being to be like and things don’t go as planned. At all. In the ensuing chaos, Jared and Jensen have to form a strained alliance to survive and embark on a dangerous journey through the deepest pits of hell to flee from Jared’s rivals and all the other demons jonesing for angel blood.
Originally, I didn’t even want to do bigbang this year, because with finishing school, there just wasn’t any time. In the end, I couldn't resist, and this prompt promised a fun and short story (keeping it under 30k definitely counts as short!). I’m very glad I decided to write this story, because it was a lot of fun, I could therapeutically include thesis stuff in here, and most importantly, the wonderful lightthesparks picked my summary again and made the most amazing art! This story would not have happened without the help of many awesome people: My trusty alpha readers and hand holders Tangy and alycat, who also sent me towards this prompt in the first place (you enabler, you!). theatregirl7299 and ilikaicalie for outstanding and diligent beta work (all remaining mistakes are in there, because by now I’d feel weird to post a flawless text). And of course wendy, who is, as always, being an amazing mod and deserves all the love for putting on this challenge every year.
I have to give a thousand thanks to my incredibly talented artist lightthesparks, who took this story and made amazing pieces for it. They’re beautiful and cute, with hilarious taglines, and fit the atmosphere of the story amazingly. Most of it is in the story, but not all of it, so hurry over to lightthesparks' masterpost and don’t forget to tell her how awesome her art is!
Summary Discharged from the military after the war and unable to find a regular job, Jensen and Dani end up on JD’s mining planet Wora. It’s one of the most hostile environments in the Old Galaxy, but the pay is astronomical. The job sounds easy enough: protect the miners. While battling the demons of his past, Jensen meets Jared, a beautiful, sought after companion, who is isolated by his own secrets. Jared had come to Wora, dragged by Chad, with the need to make some serious money. It doesn’t take Jensen long to figure out Jared’s secret and he has to decide how much he’s willing to risk to protect him.
Warnings/Kinks
Space AU, violence, minor character death, institutionalized prostitution, mind manipulations, mentions of war and child death, vague mentions of child abuse and suicide, intoxication, mentions of Jared/other, mentions of two minors having sex with each other
Disclaimer These people only belong to themselves, and no profit is being made.
This story would not exist without the help of many incredible people. First, I have to thank my Tangy, who brainstormed a space plot with me, which was entirely different, but the mining planet and the monsters stayed. She continued to hold my hand and search the story last minute for plot holes, so if it makes sense, it’s because of her. Many, many thanks to my my alpha-readers alycat and keep_waking_up, who were incredibly patient with me and helped out with tons of the smaller stuff as well. You girls rock. Truly. Giant thanks for all the betaing to theatregirl7299 and lotrspnfangirl, who really went above and beyond to make sure this looks acceptable on posting day. All remaining mistakes are mine only. A huge thank you to ephermeralk for medical advice, which I then mostly disregarded because of space reason. Everything that’s medically correct, is thanks to her, the rest is because of spaaace.
I was so thrilled to get to work with the incredibly talented lightthesparks on this one. She did truly wonderful pieces for the story, capturing the characters beautifully, and put up with all my uncoordinated, last minute requests gracefully. So what are you still doing here? Run over to her masterpost and look at the awesomeness of the boys in space getup, the hollywood worthy movie posters and the general beauty of all things space-y!
Last, but never least, thank you wendy, for being the most gracious queen of all mods.
Pairing: Jared/Jensen ~ Rating: NC-17 ~ Words: 74,000 Warnings/Kinks: dub-con (sort of), criminals, violence, minor character death, mentions of rape and torture, mentions of homophobia, and a lot of porn
Summary Jensen Ackles was always good at acting, pretending. So good in fact that he is the FBI’s favorite undercover guy. He has more undercover operations under his belt than he’d like to remember, and after his latest stint with a ring of human traffickers he really thinks he deserves a break. Unfortunately there’s a new criminal organization on the rise, and all attempts to infiltrate and take down the Padalecki family have failed so far. Which is why Jensen finds himself faced with a new assignment, one that no other agent qualifies for and that he really doesn’t want. Because trying to seduce the most powerful man in the Chicago underworld? Not really high up on his list.
Disclaimer These people only belong to themselves, I’m just playing with them. No harm is intended
Notes Written for the spn_j2_bigbang. Liberties taken with the portrayal of the American law enforcement, the Mob and Chicago. This was the first story I ever started writing and now, almost two years later, it’s finally seeing the light of day with the help of a lot of awesome people.
First I have to thank my alpha-reader and sounding board alezig, who was endlessly patient, a great cheerleader and told me the hard truths when I needed to hear them. Huge thanks to linvro21 and fiercelynormal for going above and beyond helping out with patience and great betaing skills. All remaining mistakes are mine. Hugs of gratefulness to dimeliora, ephermeralk and keep_waking_up for answering random questions and providing insider knowledge.
I’m incredibly grateful that the wonderful evian_fork picked my story to make art for it. The pieces she created are so beautiful and reflect the tone of the story perfectly. I didn’t manage to embed all of her fantastic art into the fic, so don’t forget to go over to her journal and look at all the pretty and tell her how wonderful she is.
Last, but not least, of course huge thanks to wendy for being the awesomest of awesome mods and rocking this challenge!
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