The last time my mother was in Japan, she bought cookie cutters shaped like a tomoe and a fan. If you do not understand why this is making me squee, you probably don't follow Naruto.

Follow the link to see two pictures, otherwise the below conversation will make very little sense.

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[23:51] kuroihakuchou: GAARA
[23:51] kuroihakuchou: GAARA MADE THIS.
[23:51] kuroihakuchou: THIS IS MY HEAD CANON
[23:51] artimusdin: YES. YES HE DID.
[23:51] artimusdin: it was for Temari's wedding! As decoration!
[23:51] artimusdin: instead of an ice sculpture, she had a sand one!
[23:51] kuroihakuchou: YES

Warning: Spoilers for Naruto chapter 486

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Cut for spoilers and my reaction to the new chapter of Naruto.
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That is all.

(Stares at list and sweatdrops) I offered to put together a Naruto rec list for rosethornli. In the process, it somehow exploded into this. (Wonders what her grades would look like if she spent the amount of time reading this actually studying...)
Notes: This list may or may not be periodically updated. The epic fics have a word count next to them- this word count lists what they were at when I wrote this list, and is not solid, unalterable gospel. I just like people to know what they're getting into when they click on an epic-fic link. List is organized by one shot/short fic, epic complete, epic in-progress, and hiatus. Each section is alphabetical by author.
And if anyone I'm reccing takes offense at being placed on this list without their permission, no offense was intended and I am more than willing to remove your name if asked.
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Current number of recs: 40

This, which was supposed to be a one-shot, has apparently decided to make itself a series.
It would have been written earlier, except several things happened that side-tracked me, one of them involving forgetting my purse, grabbing the wrong set of keys, and being locked out of my house for two and a half hours in 110 degree weather without my phone or wallet. Less exciting ones involve looking for cans of tuna and drawing parallels between my life and Michael Moore's movie Sicko. (Which people should go see.)
Yes, the characters still don't have names. There's a reason for that, and no, it isn't that I couldn't come up with any. There is a Yugi-oh reference in here for those that care to find it, which is a direct result of me discovering Littlekuriboh's Abridged Yugi-oh Episodes, and spending an absurd amount of time re-watching them.
Summary: The female designer very politely requests an explanation regarding why various members of the male's department seem to suffer from severe brain damage. Trigun-centric, with references to Naruto, FFVII, and Yugi-oh. Contains spoilers for Trigun regarding Rem's and Knives's identities.

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(muttering) Why is it the only things I can write well involve breaking the shit out of the fourth wall? So here's my second posted attempt at fanfic, or more accurately, at stealing random characters and plotlines I didn't create. Hijacked my braiin for about two hours.
Yes, artimusdin, this is the thing I want to throw something at you for.
Contains references to Crisis Core (I'm probably placing too much emphasis on his relationship to Sephiroth, but hard to know at this point) FFVII, Naruto up to the second part, and surprise guest at the end.
Summary: What do Angeal, Zack Fair, and Itachi Uchiha all have in common? Or failing that, what about Sephiroth, Cloud, and Sasuke?
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