Table: d4 Gate-Crashers

There are at least four different groups of gate-crashers who might arrive uninvited to your festive occasion. This is the twentieth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Gate-Crashers

Roll 1d4

1. 4d6 centaurs
2. 5d4 pixies
3. 10d10 berserkers
4. 1d100 ants, giant

Table: d4 Mimic Disguises

There are at least four different disguises favored by savvy mimics. This is the nineteenth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Mimic Disguises

Roll 1d4

1. candelabra
2. chamber pot
3. ladder
4. turnstile

Table: d4 Obscure Religions

There are at least four different obscure religions of which you might become aware, willingly or unwillingly. This is the eighteenth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Obscure Religions

Roll 1d4

1. Hoopism (whose advocates believe in the universal truth of hoops and relate anything imaginable to hoops at all times).
2. Milletism (whose Milletants violently enforce a sacred diet of millet).
3. Odourism (whose adherents worship the Primal Scent, enjoy primal screaming, and avoid anything that masks natural odors).
4. Olfactorianity (whose followers tirelessly employ their alchemical knowledge to enhance, improve, mask, or eliminate various aromas and flavors based on an ever-changing creed).

Table: d4 Ominous Shouts

There are at least four different ominous things you might hear shouted on the battlefied or in the halls of Olympus. This is the seventeenth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Ominous Shouts

Roll 1d4

1. "Release the Quacken!"
2. "To beetle!"
3. "Unleash Helen!"
4. "A tack!"

Table: d4 Unfamiliar Familiars

There are at least four different familiars unfamiliar to most, but you might meet a spellcaster who counts one as family. This is the sixteenth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Unfamiliar Familiars

Roll 1d4

1. A tardigrade.
2. An elephant.
3. A koala.
4. A sea anemone.

Table: d4 Working Fiends

There are at least four different fiends making themselves useful in some way whom you might encounter (if you're lucky). This is the fifteenth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Working Fiends

Roll 1d4

1. A lint adherer.
2. A guard gambado.
3. A watchflumph.
4. An emotional support tirapheg.

Table: d4 Artifacts of Questionable Historicity

There are at least four artifacts of questionable historicity you might discover as you rummage through attics, archives, and treasure hoards. This is the fourteenth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Artifacts of Questionable Historicity

Roll 1d4

1. The Apparatus of Cow-Lich.
2. The Dentures of Dehntar-Nar.
3. The Gallbladder of Fecknah.
4. The Wand of Forkus.

Table: d4 Items of Dubious Enchantment

There are at least four items of dubious enchantment you may find as you putter about in dungeons, ruins, and others' domiciles and workplaces. This is the thirteenth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Items of Dubious Enchantment

Roll 1d4

1. The Funnel of Engorgement.
2. The Key of Misplacement.
3. The Tool of Bedazzlement.
4. The Whistle of Ant Enticement.

Table: d4 Gigantic Overlooked Life-Forms

There are at least four gigantic overlooked life-forms with which you may become acquainted. This is the twelfth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Gigantic Overlooked Life-Forms

Roll 1d4

1. The invisible behemoth.
2. The colossal cuttlefish.
3. The titanic transparent aerial blowfish.
4. The unseen unimaginably big monster.

Table: d4 Surprisingly Dangerous Creatures

There are at least four surprisingly dangerous creatures upon which you may happen. This is the eleventh table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Surprisingly Dangerous Creatures

Roll 1d4

1. The osculatory starfish.
2. The empathy-amplifying opossum.
3. The mindboggling philosopher capybara.
4. The explosive moth.

Table: d4 Legendary Innocuous Beasts

There are at least four legendary innocuous beasts across which you may come. This is the tenth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Legendary Innocuous Beasts

Roll 1d4

1. The fancy dustmite.
2. The dire trilobite.
3. The hellshrimp.
4. The Seahorse of the Apocalypse.

Table: d4 Passersby

There are at least four different passersby you may... pass by. This is the ninth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Passersby

Roll 1d4

1. A mild-mannered scribe.
2. A foul-mannered goose.
3. A well-mannered manticore.
4. An ill-mannered devil swine.

Table: d4 Equipment

There are four kinds of equipment the adventurer can buy, steal, or stumble upon. This is the eighth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Equipment

Roll 1d4

1. something useless
2. something whimsical, but irrelevant
3. something interesting, but dangerous
4. something useful

Table: d4 Monstrous Menu (Chef Special)

There are four chef specials on the menu to-day. This is the seventh table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Monstrous Menu (Chef Special)

Roll 1d4

1. Displacer Feast
2. Intellect Devoured
3. Roasted Rot Grub
4. Catoblepasta

Table: d4 Monstrous Menu (Seafood)

There are four seafood items on the menu to-day. This is the sixth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Monstrous Menu (Seafood)

Roll 1d4

1. Basilisk Bisque
2. Filet o' Mind Flayer
3. Steamed Aboleth
4. Morkoth Surprise

Table: d4 Monstrous Menu (Breakfast)

There are four breakfast items on the menu to-day. This is the fifth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Monstrous Menu (Breakfast)

Roll 1d4

1. Otyugh Omelet
2. Umber Hulk on Toast
3. Croissahuagin
4. Xorn Flakes

Table: d4 Geographical Features

There are four noteworthy geographical features. Which will you visit? This is the fourth table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Geographical Features

Roll 1d4

1. Bare Mountain
2. Damp Woods
3. Suggestive Hills
4. Innuendo Valley

Table: d4 Taverns

You have a choice of four taverns. Choose randomly. This is the third table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Taverns

Roll 1d4

1. The Dancing Louse
2. The Contentious Nun
3. The Inverted Mermaid
4. The Quizzical Lamprey

Table: d4 Morale

In any combat situation, there are at least four possible states of morale. Check for morale whenever a side first sustains a wound, first sustains a casualty, suffers 50% casualties, or is just really, really homesick. This is the second table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Morale

Roll 1d4

1. Treacherously Disloyal
2. Connivingly Semi-Obedient
3. Grudgingly Obedient
4. Frighteningly Loyal

Table: d4 Reactions

In any encounter with any being, there are at least four possible reactions. Pretty mind-blowing, no? This is the first table of the Table of Tetrahedral Possibility.

d4 Reactions

Roll 1d4

1. Insatiably Destructive
2. Intransigently Uncooperative
3. Inscrutably Noncommittal
4. Indefatigably Agreeable