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Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics

I haven’t posted for a while, I apologise for that, I have been away for a long holiday in Australia and New Zealand and I will tell you about that later.

I have noticed previously  that  if I don’t post then interest in the blog quickly evaporates and the visitor stats starts to tumble down south  as was the case this time in the first three weeks but in the final week the wind direction changed and visitor stats started to climb, climb and climb again.  My visitor numbers have always been fairly steady so unless I had become an overnight internet sensation it simply wasn’t possible.

Turns out that I have been the victim (along with many others) of  a web crawler or a spider crawler. Others had told me about this but until now I had not been inconvenienced.

It is not a virus, maybe not even dangerous (I don’t really know) and this is how Google explains it…

“A web crawler, also known as a spider, is an automated program or bot predominantly used by search engines like Google and Bing to explore and catalog web content across the Internet. Its primary functions are to gather content of nearly every webpage and to facilitate retrieval of that content in search results.”

Interestingly my posts with the most fake visits now appear high up in Google search results.

The Internet and the World-Wide-Web used to be a genuinely nice place to spend some time but now it has become a sinister black hole,  Tim Berners-Lee must be spinning in his grave.

This is Tim Berners-Lee…

It seems that it is impossible to trust anything on here anymore.  Take Facebook for example.  The original concept was that it was a tool to keep in touch with family and friends and it worked well but now it is full of AI generated shit and fake news and any friend contact posts are almost impossible to find.  I suspect that other social media posts are much the same.

I often say that I am so glad that I was born when I was born and there was none of these fake influencers to corrupt my childhood which was about playing outdoors, hours of sport and BBC ‘Children’s Hour’ on TV.

There has always been deception of course as with the Cottingham Fairies…

And then ‘April Fool’s Day’ (I wrote about that one time back in 2012) but what we have now is way more sinister.

Anyway to get back to the point of my story because before this explosion in numbers I was riding along comfortably at about one hundred visits a day which seemed just about right but now thanks to the spider they are over ten thousand and increasing by the day and my statistics are now completely worthless and that means the demise of my annual end of year statistical round-up.

Interestingly, yesterday (Feb 20th) WP recorded 11,955 views but I also use another counter called ‘flag counter’ and that reported 121, which seems to me to be about right so I wonder why WP cannot filter this annoying intrusion out.  Are they bothered? Probably not.

I am beginning to question the whole point of even remaining on WP at all.

Looking Puzzled…

The quote “Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics” is attributed to British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli by the American author Mark Twain.  It may or may not be true.

This is Benjamin Disraeli…

 

Malta – A Fantasy Historical Flight

“Odyssey is an industry-first initiative that seamlessly integrates immersive storytelling and informative scene-setting shows with a historical, story-driven flying theatre ride. Get ready to step into a world where history comes alive”

Our plan was to walk north along the coast to the nearby village of St Julian’s and depending upon the weather maybe  even further, if things turned out badly then we could always get a bus back to Sliema.

For the time being at any rate the weather this morning was fabulous.

I don’t know this for sure of course but I imagine that the east coast of Malta used to be a string of villages with green space between them but rapid commercial and tourist development has morphed them into one long homogeneous strip of continuous concrete, high rise and tarmac.

I admit that I have a tendency to lament the passing of time, to be gloomy about the passing of the past.  The loss of heritage.  On this walk I found myself weighed down by nostalgia and despondency in equal measures. Maybe I should try harder to welcome the change, embrace the present and look forward to the future.  I should use full beam going forward rather than looking in the rear view mirror. I need to add a dash of hope to my cocktail.  The historian in me makes this difficult.

St Julian’s in the 1960s…

… and almost all of this gone, swept away in a frenzy of hasty development and here in the east much of the previous charm of Malta has been hollowed out and now there is high rise where once there were traditional homes, Starbucks where there were corner bars, McDonalds where there were tavernas.  Malta has the fastest growing economy in Europe and it shows and there is a swift, maybe reckless transition from the old to the new and the development demonstrates impatient haste.

This what St Julian’s looks like now from the roof terrace of the tallest building (for now at least) in Malta…

So today we were visiting a new visitor attraction called ‘The Odyssey’.  There are a number of these audio-visual shows in Malta and this is the newest.  Last year we went to something similar in the Bastion fort in Valletta which raced through history and concentrated on the WW2 siege of Malta.  It was very good.

So, we booked on line and got a late morning slot.  I really don’t like that booking online business and being tied down to a time slot, it takes all of the spontaneity out of visiting and travelling always having to have one eye on the time.  It strips out the casual and and the impromptu and replaces it with timetables and an alarm.  And you no longer get proper tickets just an email confirmation and a QR code.

I know, I know…

Anyway, it was rather good, a few light shows, some films and some animations and then we were strapped into our seats for our flight over Malta.

I wasn’t exactly sure why it was called ”Odyssey” but it turned out to have a connection with Homer’s epic poem ‘The Odyssey“.  Now after the hero Odysseus had fooled the Trojans with his wooden horse prank and the war was over he set off home for the island of Ithaca, a couple of hundred miles away at most near the island of Kefalonia. but he managed to find himself over seven hundred miles away in Malta.  That was either one hell of a storm or navigational aids weren’t especially reliable two thousand years ago.

So, what is the Malta connection you might well ask?  Well, it took Odysseus ten years to make the journey home but seven of them he spent in Calypso’s Cave on nearby island of Gozo, lured there and kept prisoner there by the nymph Calypso.

A nymph (or nymphomaniac) is by the way is (according to Wiki) a woman with an excessively strong, uncontrollable sexual desire also known as hypersexuality or sex addiction.

I wonder why he stayed for seven years?

It was a good experience, well worth the entrance fee even though the final ten minutes was obviously sponsored by the Malta Tourist Board but it finished with an express lift ride to the thirty-fourth floor and a panoramic view of the entire island.

Nothing left to do now except walk back to Sliema, stopping now and again to sit in the December sunshine, lament a little  and reminisce a lot as we told each other about travels past.

Later we choose a different restaurant quite close to where we were staying, it was good and we agreed that we might return tomorrow.  We are like that, if we find somewhere we like we will go back, no point taking unnecessary gastro risks.

 

 

Review of the Year 2025

As we leave 2025 please excuse my annual self-indulgent post to begin the new year as I peer through the keyhole to look back over the last one.

The top ten most visited posts on my Travel Blog always surprise me but then I don’t pretend to understand how search engines work.  I say visited pages rather than read because I am neither so conceited or sufficiently naive to claim that a visit equals a read.  I know that a lot of people will arrive here by mistake and swiftly reverse back out via the escape button!

I have been posting my Review of the Year since 2009 ( I know –  that is so sad) and mostly there has been little change year on year but in 2025 there has been a bit of movement…

No. 1

The Taste of India – The Vesta Ready Curry Meal

Straight in at number 1.  First posted in December 2024 and recording the highest number of visits in 2025 at 2090.

In the 1970s we had Vesta Ready Meals, six of them to choose from, Chow Mein (China), Beef Curry (India), Chicken Supreme (France), Paella (Spain), Chicken Curry (India again) and Beef Risotto (Italy), one for everyday of the week except Sunday I guess when you could still do a traditional roast if you really wanted to.

After a holiday in India earlier in the year and enjoying the curry I set out to recreate the Vesta Ready Meal.

No. 2

Mount Vesuvius

I first posted this in March 2010 so this one has been around a while and with 876 hits and a sixteenth year in the Top Ten it is becoming a stubborn stayer.  In 2025 it has only dropped one place to number 2.  It is also No. 3 in all time page views with 22,690  recordings.  It has been viewed every month since first posted.

No. 3

Sicily, Taormina – A Royal Scandal and an Exotic Garden

First posted in July 2023 after a holiday in Taormina in Sicily and a second showing in the top 10, up one place .  In 2025 it had 756 visits and there seems no good reason for that except some people seem to enjoy a royal scandal.

No.  4

The Little Chef All Day Breakfast

A bit of a surprise this one, first posted February 2021 and popping up in the Top Ten for the first time four years later with 705 visits.

Little Chef was most famous for its all day breakfast which thanks to a standardised corporate menu was pretty much similar in all of the restaurants. If you went for a breakfast then you knew exactly what you were going to get.

In one of my rare food blogs I set out to recreate the famous breakfast.

No.  5

Entrance Tickets – Malta and the Mellieha WW2 Shelters

A third year in the Top 10 Top and retaining the number 5 position,  this is a post from 2017. 550 visits in 2025 up by 100 from the previous year.

In Spring 2015 we spent a few days on the island of Malta.  This was a bit of an experiment on my part because I wanted to see if Kim liked it there as much as I do.  It is sometimes said that you either love Malta or you hate it, it is like Manchester United or Marmite, there are no half measures, there is no sitting on the fence.

Kim liked it and we have been back several times, this picture was taken just a couple of weeks back, it looks like Kim is reflecting over our previous visits…

No. 6

Russia – Lenin’s Mausoleum

A real slow burner this one, first posted in July 2012 but staying in the Top Ten for a second year up 4 places and an extra 120 viewings,

Cameras and mobile phones are strictly forbidden because the authorities don’t want snapshots of Comrade Lenin turning up on the internet in Blogs or on Trip Advisor reviews so they have to be left in a locker room and if anyone tries to defy this and is caught by the thorough security checks then their punishment is to be sent to the back of the queue to start lining up all over again.

I didn’t take these pictures, I obeyed the rules  but someone else must have sneaked a camera in…

No. 7

The Unlikely Story of Saint Lucy

First posted in January 2013 and entering the Top Tem in 2025 at number 7 with 460 visits.

St. Lucy was a  martyr who was one of the earliest Christian saints to achieve popularity, having a widespread following before the 5th century. Because of various traditions associating her name with light (Latin – Lux)  she came to be venerated as the patron of sight and the blind and was depicted by medieval artists carrying a dish containing her eyes.

No. 8

Taormina, Sicily – A Little Disappointing

Sometimes I like a place immediately and sometimes I don’t.  Even within the first hour of arriving and sitting on the balcony with a fine view I knew straight away that I didn’t like Taormina.  I couldn’t quite put my finger on it but it was there nagging away at me.

My immediate impression was that it was all rather like Sorrento or Positano, a place on bucket lists for no good reason other than it is on a bucket list.  Personally I prefer Naples, Palermo and Bari, places with grit and grunge and character.  I just instinctively knew that this place would not measure up.

Surprisingly staying in the Top Ten for a second year with 453 hits

No. 9

The Treasures of Spain – Antoni Gaudi

A newcomer this year but I can’t say for certain because it might have been here before and then dropped out,  390 visits.

No. 10

The Berlin Wall

A genuine newcomer this one with 375 visits.  In 2019 I went on a stag party weekend to the city of Berlin.  When the youngsters went drinking my brother Richard and I went on a tour of the city.

 

Dropping out of the Top Ten this year

Royal Garden Party

This post has been in the Top Ten every year but sadly drops out in 2025.

In total it has 25,000 visits which makes all time top of the list, this year overtaking  my 2011 post about  Norway, Haugesund and the Vikings at 24,800.

This one has been around for a long time and has always been popular especially around the Spring and Summer when invitations to the Royal Garden Party are going out and when people are wondering how to get one or what to wear if they have one.

Another post that has been visited every month since first published.

Bratislava to Vienna Without a Passport

Catalonia – In Search of Norman Lewis

Passage Through India – Travel and Arrival

Sicily – A Sunset and Trouble with a Mosquito

If you have read one of these posts or any of the 3,600 others on my site ‘Have Bag, Will Travel’then thank you from the bottom of my heart!

I guess it proves that George Bailey (It’s A Wonderful Life) was right when he said: “The three most exciting sounds in the world are anchor chains, plane motors and train whistles.”  

Total visits in 2024 – 59,760 (up almost 10% on 2024

Total visits all time – 1,306,400

Countries where most visitors come from – UK, USA and Spain.  Same as last year.

Countdown to Halloween – Carrickfergus in Ireland

 

The Irish claim ownership of the Halloween tradition. Apparently they used to carve turnips and light a candle inside to represent the souls of the recently and dearly departed. Carving a woody turnip I can only imagine to be extremely hard work so the Irish must have been glad to find that when the emigrated to America that there were no turnips and pumpkins were abundant and much easier to work with.

Read the Full Story Here…

Ten Years Ago – Street Art in Belfast

“Belfast is a city which, while not forgetting its past, is living comfortably with its present and looking forward to its future.” – James Nesbitt

Ten years ago in June 2015 we were in Belfast in Northern Ireland with our good friends Richard and Pauline.    Belfast is a city famous for its street art and murals which celebrates its complex history, its violence, its peace and the vibrancy and now the cosmopolitan nature of the modern city.

Read the full story Here…

 

International Baguette Day

An interesting one this one, a French baguette is way off being the most popular bread in the USA  but they still give it a celebration day.  Bread in the USA has a lot of sugar (insane amounts of sugar) and preservatives (insane amounts of preservatives)  but a traditional French baguette will only last about a day before it goes stale and hard and needs to go in the bin.

Maybe true,maybe not but here is a law in France that states that traditional baguettes have to be made on the premises they are sold and can only be made with four ingredients: wheat flour, water, salt and yeast. They can’t be frozen at any stage or contain additives or preservatives, which also means they go stale within twenty four hours.

Some say Napoleon Bonaparte created the French baguette to allow soldiers to more easily carry bread with them. Since the round shape of other breads took up a lot of space, Bonaparte requested they be made into the skinny stick shape with specific measurements to slide inside the soldiers’ uniform.

Maybe true, maybe not…

 

Read the full story Here…

Spanish Islands – Menorca

I first went to Menorca in 1987 and stayed in the whitewashed holiday village of Binibeca in the far south east close to the capital of Mahon.  It was a nice enough place with some coastal walks, a charming village centre with some nice bars and restaurants but not a really great deal of interest.  These were the days of holidays with small children so there were early starts, endless days around the swimming pool or on the beach, an early evening meal and then a night on the balcony drinking cold San Miguel waiting for the whole thing to be repeated again the next day.

Read the full story Here…

Top Ten Posts of 2022

As we leave 2022, please excuse my annual self-indulgent post to begin the new year as I peer through the keyhole to look back over the last one.

Ireland Inch Beach

The top ten most visited posts on my Travel Blog always surprise me but then I don’t pretend to understand how search engines work.  I say visited pages rather than read because I am neither so conceited or sufficiently naive to claim that a visit equals a read.  I know that a lot of people will arrive here by mistake and swiftly reverse back out via the escape button!

No. 1

Mount Vesuvius

 

I first posted this in March 2010 so this one has been around a while and with 722 hits and a thirteenth year in the Top Ten is becoming a stubborn stayer.  It is also No. 3 in all time page views with 19,400 recordings.  It has been viewed every month since first posted.

No. 2

Royal Garden Party

First posted in June 2009 the post has 552 hits in 2022, almost double the previous year and staying in the Top Ten for the fourteenth successive year which by that measure makes it my most successful post.

In total it has 23,750 visits which makes all time second after my post about  Norway, Haugesund and the Vikings at 24,722.  This one has been around for a long time ( since June 2009) and has always been popular especially around the Spring and Summer when invitations to the Royal Garden Party are going out and when people are wondering how to get one or what to wear if they have one.

Another post that has been visited every month since first published.

No. 3

Bratislava to Vienna Without a Passport

This post was from March 2022 and comes in with 400 hits, I cannot imagine why.  It links back to a much earlier post of December 2009 which was spectacularly unsuccessful…

Travel Issues – Forgotten Documents

No. 4

Catalonia – In Search of Norman Lewis

I must confess that I am rather pleased about this one.

I posted this in July 2013 and it first made the top ten in 2015 before dropping out the following year so I am glad to see it back again.

There are some posts that I have written that I would like people to read and this is one of few that have achieved that. Before visiting Catalonia in 2013 I read the book ‘Voices of the Old Sea’ by Norman Lewis which is an account of the Costa Brava in the 1940s and the approach of mass tourism.  In this post I attempted some research and some interpretation of the book and the area.  It has recorded 288 visits and in this case I like to think that this is because of the subject rather than the pictures.

Another post that has been visited every month since published.

No. 5

Turkey – A problem with Stray Dogs

Another maverick post this one.  I first put it up in July 2013 and it received a few hits but suddenly this year it has had regular visits and finishes the year with 288.

No. 6

Malta, Happiness and a Walk to Mellieha

I have written several posts about my visits to the island of Malta, this one is from May 2015. I consider some of them much more interesting than this one but where they have sunk without trace, this one just keeps on attracting hits.  280 hits in 2022 and seventh successive year in the top ten.

No 7

Streets of Naples

I visited Naples in April 2018.  Recently In February 2022 I  editing my pictures and sharedethese images of an exciting and eclectic city that I hadn’t used before in my posts…

268 hits this year.

No. 8

Alternative Twelve Treasures of Spain – Antoni Gaudi

 

This is the ninth successive year in my top ten for my post about the Catalan architect Antoni Gaudi.  After I had taken a look at the official Twelve Treasures of Spain I thought it might be fun to draw up my own personal alternative list.  I included Antoni Gaudi in a general rather than a specific way.  I posted this in March 2013 and this year with 256 visits it has risen one place to number eight.

This is another post that has been visited every month since posting and with a total of 7.,456 recorded hits is number 7 in my all time list.

No 9

Poland (Wroclaw), The Anonymous Pedestrians

This is another post that I am happy to see in the top ten with 360 visits.  I wrote this in March 2014 after visiting the Polish city of Wroclaw and finding the street statues of the Anonymous Pedestrians.

The statues are a memorial to the introduction of martial law in Poland on December 13th 1981 and the thousands of people who disappeared (‘went underground’) in the middle of the night courtesy of the militia. In a symbolic statement the fourteen statues were erected in the middle of the night in 2005 on the twenty-fourth anniversary of the introduction of martial law.

A total of 248 hits in 2022 and with visitors every month since originally posted.

No !0

The Island of Hvar

Published in January 2022 and has 242 hits.  I can offer no explanation why.

If you have read one of these posts or any of the 3,200 others on my site ‘Have Bag, Will Travel’then thank you from the bottom of my heart!  I guess it proves that George Bailey (It’s A Wonderful Life) was right when he said: “The three most exciting sounds in the world are anchor chains, plane motors and train whistles.”  

Total visits in 2022 – 48,500

Total visits all time – 1,147,447

Countries where most visitors come from – UK, USA, India, Australia, and Spain.

Most viewed picture in 2022…

A little disappointing, I like to think I have posted one or two good pictures of my own during the year but most clicked is a picture of Casa Batlló  in Barcelona that I scanned in from my collection of postcards…

I would be interested to know about other people’s most popular posts in 2022 and the possible explanations why?  Comment and let me know.  I’m a sucker for statistics!

Top Five Searches 2009- 2021

Always, at this time of the year I spend some time looking at my statistics. This year I have been looking back over twelve years to find my Top Five most searched terms which may or may not have brought people to my posts…

Number 5 – Ponte Veccio – 2,508 search clicks

Florence and the Ponte Vecchio

First posted – February 2010
Total visits – 114
Best Year – 2015, 54 visits
2021 – zero visits

A bit of a mystery this one.  I love the stats but there is something wrong here, 2,508 search clicks but only 114 post visits?   Just another WordPress anomaly perhaps.

Number 4 -Wieliczka Salt Mine – 4586 search clicks

Wieliczka Salt Mine

First posted – April 2010
Total visits – 18,340
Best Year – 2013, 5016 visits
2021 – 46 visits so still nice to get visits to a ten year old post.

Number 3 – Vesuvius – 4858 search clicks

Mount Vesuvius, Living on The Edge of Disaster

First posted – April 2010
Total visits – 18,654
Best Year – 2013, 5016 visits
2021 – 465 visits so the oldest posts with the longest legs.

Number 2 – Moulin Rouge – 7,340 search clicks

Onyx UK and an Inappropriate Visit To The Moulin Rouge

A bit of a surprise this one

First posted – August 2011
Total visits – 6,788
Best Year – 2012, 4427 visits
2021 – 15

Number 1 – Vikings – Way out in front with 20,775 search clicks

Norway, Haugesund and the Vikings

First posted – March 2011
Total visits – 24,710
Best Year – 2012, 14,773 visits
2021 – only 15 visits so well past its sell by date.

National Internet Friends Day

I wasn’t aware of this this but today is National Internet Friends Day, first started in 2016 .  But that is as much as I know.

What a nice idea, don’t you think?   I enjoy the company of you all, reading your posts , reading your poetry and looking at your pictures so just like last year I am sending you all an invitation to the Iceland Elf House Party…

It is a virtual party so no need to wear a face mask.

Let me know when you spot yourself in the picture.

Be sure to say a big HELLO to your blogging pals today!

There are some other celebration days taking place today as well, last week I told you about National Pizza Day on 9th February and today is National Tortellini Day, National Cheddar Day and National Kebab Day.  Celebrating the Environment is International Natural Day, it is UNESCO World Radio Day and International Condom Day so we have got a lot most things covered so to speak.  Take your pick…