Chapters: 1\/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale<\/a>
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale)\/Cecil Palmer
Characters: Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Cecil Palmer, Steve Carlsberg, Introducing Mark the Amish Guy and the Lockbot 5000
Additional Tags: Colorado, Denver, DENVER HOME OF COORS FIELD, Amtrak, Trains, Beer, really shitty beer, The California Zephyr, Robots, lockpicking, just ordinary lockpicking that's not a euphemism for anything, Carlos vs. Beer, snap, \"Cassette\" (Welcome to Night Vale episode), if you combine angst and fluff you get flangst, I still don't know what fluff is but the kids seem to like it
Summary:
Follow-up to \u201cCassette,\u201d as has been mandated by the City Council, and somewhere before \u201cCondos.\u201d But no spoilers for \u201cCondos.\u201d Except that you are now spoiled if you did not know \u201cCondos\u201d existed. You just can\u2019t win. You will never win. You are surrounded. Surrender now. <\/p>
So... just where was Carlos during \"Cassette,\" anyway?<\/p> If Carlos has to erase himself from the history in order to take out The Magic Flute, he will absolutely do it. <\/p> Somewhere between \u201cYellow Helicopters\u201d and \u201cThe Deft Bowman.\u201d<\/p>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:982449","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/982449.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=982449"}}],"title":"fic post: This Term At Night Vale Community College","published":"2013-09-09T15:43:18Z","updated":"2013-09-09T15:43:18Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"welcome to night vale"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fanfic"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"crap i co-wrote"}}],"content":"This Term At Night Vale Community College<\/strong><\/a> (280 words) by Rosencrantz<\/strong><\/a>, Phosfate<\/strong><\/a> Cecil gives a rundown of the City Council-sanctioned courses being offered this term by the Night Vale Community College.<\/p>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:982071","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/982071.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=982071"}}],"title":"fic post: Jump (Welcome to Night Vale)","published":"2013-09-09T14:37:49Z","updated":"2013-09-09T14:37:49Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"welcome to night vale"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fanfic"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"tired so tired"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"crapiwrote"}}],"content":"Jump<\/strong><\/a> (10506 words) by Phosfate<\/strong><\/a> \"Let's go on a picnic, he said. It'll be a fun afternoon, he said. I know a great little spot, he said. We can have some alone time, he said. JERK.\" How'd that work out for you, Carlos? Good time? Not so much? Why don't you tell us about it.<\/p>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:981934","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/981934.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=981934"}}],"title":"drabble post: Original Fiction by phosfate and rosencrantz (Hot Fuzz and The World's End)","published":"2013-08-28T03:01:10Z","updated":"2013-08-28T03:01:10Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"100 words"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fanfic"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"crapwewrote"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"drabble"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"crapiwrote"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"the world's end"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"hot fuzz"}}],"content":"Title and AO3 link<\/b>: Original Fiction<\/b><\/a>
If anybody wants the whole thing here for whatever reason, just let me know and I'll cut and paste."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:982995","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/982995.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=982995"}}],"title":"Hot Fuzz movie memorabilia up for auction for Somerset flood relief","published":"2014-02-28T15:37:56Z","updated":"2014-02-28T15:37:56Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"signal boost"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"movies"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"wells"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"hot fuzz"}}],"content":"http:\/\/www.wellsjournal.co.uk\/Hot-Fuzz-Movie-memorabilia-auction-flood-relief\/story-20727149-detail\/story.html<\/a>
Want to support the Somerset Community Foundation Flood appeal and grab a unique piece of movie memorabilia?
Now\u2019s your chance.
The letters from the old Somerfield store in Wells High Street, used in the hit movie Hot Fuzz, are to go under the hammer.
The letters, signed by one-time Wells Regal Cinema junior projectionist turned film director Edgar Wright and movie stars Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are to put up for sale by auction to aid the appeal.
The signs were saved by Wells Journal when the store\u2019s owners, the Co-operative, rebranded the High Street supermarket in June 2010. The letters were signed then by Edgar, Simon and Nick with the intention of auctioning them off as movie memorabilia - but a suitable cause was never properly identified, and the letters have been sitting in a store room waiting for their final day in the spotlight.
Edgar donated \u00a3500 to a young film maker\u2019s media centre for the letter S from the old Somerfield sign in the High Street, with one of the \u2018e\u2019s also snapped up for a charitable donation.
At the time Edgar said: \u201cIt means more to me than it could ever do to any movie geek,\u201d he said and made this newspaper an offer we couldn\u2019t refuse \u2013 \u00a3500 for the letter, to be donated to the Somerset Film at the Engine Room in Bridgwater, which nurtures Somerset\u2019s emerging film-making talents.
The Somerfield store was a central part of Hot Fuzz being run by the villainous Simon Skinner, played by Timothy Dalton, and was the exterior location of the movie\u2019s final shoot-out.
When the shop-fitters went to work and before it all went into a skip, and with the Co-operative\u2019s approval, the Journal got its hands on the signs as a unique piece of movie memorabilia.
Would-be bidders looking for a piece of British cinema history should send an email to otheryvillagehall@hotmail.com with their maximum bid, or write to Othery Village Hall, Fore Street, Othery Somerset, TA7 OQU by Wednesday March 19. Ensure you give a name address and contact phone number.
Read more: http:\/\/www.wellsjournal.co.uk\/Hot-Fuzz-Movie-memorabilia-auction-flood-relief\/story-20727149-detail\/story.html#ixzz2udCbEzwo<\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:982661","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/982661.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=982661"}}],"title":"fic post: Flip, Flop, and Fly (Welcome to Night Vale)","published":"2014-02-03T19:26:57Z","updated":"2014-02-03T19:26:57Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"welcome to night vale"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fanfic"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"crap i wrote"}}],"content":"Flip, Flop, and Fly<\/strong><\/a> (7117 words) by Phosfate<\/strong><\/a>
Chapters: 1\/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale<\/a>
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Cecil\/Carlos
Characters: Cecil Palmer, Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Megan Wallaby, Herschel Wallaby, Tamika Flynn, a tortoise, giant ants - Character, Carlos' Team of Scientists (Welcome to Night Vale)
Additional Tags: Balloons, Duct Tape, superglue, mozart - Freeform, The Magic Flute - Freeform, The Weather
Summary:
Chapters: 1\/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale<\/a>
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Cecil (Welcome to Night Vale)
Additional Tags: Community College, Lists, Humor
Summary:
Chapters: 1\/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale<\/a>
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos\/Cecil (Welcome to Night Vale)
Characters: Cecil (Welcome to Night Vale), Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Old Woman Josie, Erika, The Night Vale Transit Authority, Concerned Deer, Teddy Williams
Additional Tags: Angels
Summary:
Authors<\/b>: Phosfate<\/a>, Rosencrantz<\/a>
Fandoms<\/b>: Hot Fuzz, World's End
Rating<\/b>: G
Summary<\/b>: Danny Butterman branches out into illustrated fiction. Spoilers for World's End. Drabble.
\u201cWhat you think?\u201d
Nicholas Angel leafed through the drawings, impressed. \"Not sure 'The Village Where Shit Blew Up' is a suitable title for a children\u2019s book.\"
Danny Butterman shrugged.
Nicholas tried again. \u201cThe killer robots are amazing, with the blues.\u201d
\u201cDon't call them robots, it\u2019s racist. They\u2019re very<\/i> happy.\u201d
\u201cWhy does the alcoholic jackass look like me?'
\u201cNo reason. People do stupid shit an' hurt people.\"
Nicholas skipped to the end. \u201cOh my god, HE RUINS THE WORLD?\u201d
\"Thoughtless.\u201d
\u201cIs this because I crushed the Bad Boys 2 steelbook?\u201d
\u201cMaybe.\u201d
\u201cI\u2019m really sorry.\u201d
Danny looked at him slyly. \u201cHow<\/i> sorry?\u201d"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:981642","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/981642.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=981642"}}],"title":"your headline of the day.","published":"2013-07-05T20:33:38Z","updated":"2013-07-05T20:33:38Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"headline of the day."}},{"@attributes":{"term":"hawkmoths"}}],"content":"Hawkmoths use their genitals to scare off bats
--io9.com"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:981320","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/981320.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=981320"}}],"title":"fic post: \"Sure, My Name is Khan\" by phosfate and rosencrantz","published":"2013-06-10T06:43:43Z","updated":"2013-06-10T06:43:43Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"star trek"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"wrath of khan"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"series of tubes"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"crap i co-wrote"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"crap i wrote"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fanfic"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"nu!trek"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"khan after khan"}}],"content":"Title<\/b>: Sure, My Name Is Khan
Authors<\/b>: Rosencrantz<\/a>, Phosfate<\/a>
Fandom<\/b>: Star Trek: Into Darkness
Rating<\/b>: G
Length<\/b>: 1160 words
Summary<\/b>: Spock Prime reads a newspaper, hijinks ensue.
Read here or at AO3<\/a>
Conspiracy theory made fic.
Illustrated by Phosfate and Star Trek Signs by Omi-Key<\/a>.<\/center>
New Vulcan, 2259, Brunch<\/i>
Spock Prime clicked open The Daily Galaxy.
\"SAN FRANCISCO SMASHED - JOHN HARRISON APPREHENDED\" declared the headline. Spock Prime read the article, looked at the photos, then went to the Vulcan comics section, and finished his morning tea to process the information. Then, with a glance at the clock to see what time it was on Earth, he contacted Spock Jr.
He didn't actually call him Spock Jr, but that was how, in his heart of hearts, he thought of him. Jim Kirk's influence, no doubt. His Jim Kirk, not the new one. Kirk Junior.
The call was answered promptly.
\"Mr. Spock,\" he said.
\"Mr. Spock,\" Junior replied.
Ritual observed, Spock Prime got down to business. \"When you contacted me, you implied that it was Khan Noonien Singh you were facing. Who is this John Harrison?\"
Spock Jr. arched his eyebrow a fraction. \"John Harrison is Khan.\"
\"That man,\" said Spock Prime, \"is not Khan. I have seen -- and even caused -- a great many changes to this timeline, but the Eugenics Wars were nearly three hundred years ago. I am reasonably certain that this particular discrepancy is not, as the humans would say, on my head.\"<\/center>
Spock Prime put down his stylus and held up the previously blank page of the paper address book on which he had drawn, or attempted to draw, an illustration. \"I do not draw well,\" he said. \"But your 'John Harrison' looks like the figure on the left. The Khan Noonien Singh I encountered looked like the figure on the right.\"
\"You are correct,\" said Spock Jr. \"You do not draw well.\"
Sarcasm from myself, Spock Prime thought. This timeline continues to surprise.
\"Joke! You just made a joke!\" came a voice from the background.
\"Please control yourself, Doctor, this is connection will doubtless become part of the historical record.\"
\"I heard it, too!\" said another voice
\"And you, Mister Scott.\"
\"Tell him thanks for the sandwiches,\" Scotty added.
Spock Jr let out a small sigh. \"Mister Scott wishes to thank you for the 'sandwich club' subscription.\"
\"I do use my knowledge of the future for good when I can,\" said Spock Prime wisely. \"But that is not the point here. I'm sure you've noticed significant difference between the two Khans.\"
\"If you don't want us talking during your calls,\" said Kirk, \"maybe you shouldn't be taking calls at dinner, Spock. Hi, Spock!\"
\"Good evening, Captain Kirk,\" Spock Prime replied.
\"There was nothing of importance being discussed,\" stated Spock Jr.
\"I was telling you about that girl I met!\"
\"As I said--\"
\"Spock, I'm your captain--\"
\"Enterprise<\/i> is scrap right now,\" said Uhura, spearing a noodle.
\"You are also not Captain of the dinner table, Captain,\" said Spock Jr. \"Please, I must attend to this call.\"
\"That was Khan, everyone said he was Khan,\" said Kirk.
\"I do not believe a few years more or less in cryogenic stasis could cause that much of a physical change,\" said Spock Prime. \"In fact, I know this to be so from experience. That man is not Khan. I'll let you get back to your meal, Mr. Spock.\"
\"Very well. Thank you for bringing this to our attention,\" said Spock Jr and cut the connection. \"Excuse me.\"
He dabbed his mouth with a napkin, nodded to Uhura, and left to go do some checking.<\/center>
San Francisco, Earth<\/i>
'Khan' lay in his tube where he'd been stuffed and frozen. As a genocidecicle, he looked almost peaceful. The problem with verifying the data from Starfleet was that many of the remaining records of the Eugenics Wars, already incomplete, had been destroyed along with Section 31. All they had now was second- and third-hand reportage. Which, now that Spock considered the matter, was really quite convenient for both the late Admiral Marcus and the frozen Mr Harrison. Though he had to admit that the descriptions and degraded images of the historical Khan resembled Spock Prime's doodle a great deal more than they did 'John Harrison.'
Spock wondered if Admiral Marcus had ever realized this. Perhaps it had made no difference to him.
He also did not like to think about facing a Khan that Spock Prime thought more dangerous than the one they had encountered.
So Spock decided to go to the source. The cryotubes containing 'Khan' and his people contained a great deal of data, heavily encrypted with keys lost to history.
But 20th Century heavy encryption was only mildly challenging for 23rd Century cryptographers.The data contained in John Harrison's tube declared him to, in fact, be Khan Noonien Singh. Spock read over the ID data once more, then moved on to the next tube.
Another encryption cracked and a name appeared on the next tube: Khan Noonien Singh.
He looked into the viewing window. A black woman.
The next tube contained a man who appeared east Asian, also called Khan Noonien Singh.
Tube after tube, Khan after Khan. Spock was beginning to understand why their 'Khan' had gone to so much trouble to save his crew, but not taken the next step of unfreezing his army. It was much easier to play shuffle the cryotube than wake a comrade who might potentially give the game away, or expose the real Khan to unnecessary danger.
Eventually he found what appeared to be the man Spock Prime had, er, drawn, and wisely decided not to open it up to ask questions. He dug deeper into John Harrison slash Khan's tube, to see what he could find. Another layer of encryption appeared.
A flicker of an almost smirk appeared on Spock's lips.<\/center>
\"Who the hell's Bob Hanson then?\" demanded Bones as he forced Kirk through yet another 'are you still alive or is that going to wear off?' weekly physical. Kirk was trying to edge off the bed.
\"It appears, Doctor -- and Captain --\"
\"Oh *now* I'm Captain,\" Kirk muttered.
\"--that one genetically superior human is much like another when it comes to carrying out Khan's mission to subjugate humankind,\" said Spock placidly.
\"So who was he -- DON'T STICK THAT THERE, BONES -- Spock?\" asked Kirk.
\"A lower ranking member of Khan's army, according to the retrieved information. One 'Robert Hanson.' I did not choose to revive and interview him further on the subject.\"
\"Damned lot of trouble for 'lower ranking',\" muttered Bones as he checked Kirk's eyes.
\"They were designed to be superior to humans in every way. I can of course understand that feeling,\" said Spock.
Bones snorted. \"I'm sure you can.\"
\"Girls, you're both pretty,\" said Kirk.
Spock lifted an eyebrow. \"I am not familiar with that idiom. Assuming it is an idiom.\"
\"It's a--\" Kirk yelped as Bones did stick that there.
\"I'll leave you to your physical, Captain,\" said Spock with a nod. He left, attempting to conceive of a credible scenario in which a 20th-Century human who appeared to be of northern European origin might be named Khan Noonien Singh at all, and failing.
Almost titled \"khan-khan khan you do the khan-khan\" which I think is illegal.
Phosfate and I were pondering under what circumstances Khan's race change even made sense, and the wrongly revived soldier going \"sure, I'm Khan\" theory won out.
Jokes that didn't make it:<\/b>
A bit on British accents being French in the future ie Picard.
\"Vulcans don't draw.\"
\"Of course not. Have you seen their comics? Terrible.\"
Sociopathicles instead of genocidicles.
Most of Starfleet Head Command was dead to begin with.<\/i>
Cut in general:<\/b>
Ten page erotic scene between Bones, Spock, and Kirk. It didn't fit the tone of the story.
Also, the fact this was originally a drabble.
Theme song:<\/b>
If he's lost you can look
And you will find him
Khan after Khan
Stinger:<\/b>
Surprisingly NOT a sequel to The OC<\/a> and Have You Considered Not Having Creative Pursuits?<\/a>.
\"Danny, what the hell is this?\"
\"Stop reading over my shoulder!\""},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:981106","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/981106.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=981106"}}],"title":"your headline of the day.","published":"2013-04-29T15:59:07Z","updated":"2013-04-29T15:59:07Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"headline of the day."}},"content":"Fight breaks out on Mount Everest"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:980885","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/980885.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=980885"}}],"title":"your headline of the day.","published":"2013-04-10T15:00:01Z","updated":"2013-04-10T15:00:01Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"porn"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"headline of the day."}}],"content":"Someone at the Vatican is illegally downloading porn
--salon.com
You'd think that if anyone could afford to buy their own porn..."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:980591","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/980591.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=980591"}}],"title":"your headline of the day.","published":"2013-03-22T14:30:24Z","updated":"2013-03-22T14:30:24Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"headline of the day."}},"content":"Pat Robertson: Beware of \u201cscamsters in religious garb\u201d
--salon.com is on a roll this week"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:980261","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/980261.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=980261"}}],"title":"your headline of the day.","published":"2013-03-21T14:43:32Z","updated":"2013-03-21T14:43:32Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"headline of the day."}},{"@attributes":{"term":"tattoos"}}],"content":"Man turns face into tattoo billboard for Internet porn sites, regrets it
--salon.com"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:979980","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/979980.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=979980"}}],"title":"video post","published":"2013-03-11T03:42:21Z","updated":"2013-03-11T03:42:21Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"comedy"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"charlie brooker"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"video"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"music"}}],"content":"
\"Charlie Brooker is Right About Everything\" by The Attery Squash, with the lyrics. Available for a buck or so at the usual outlets. (If you're epileptic, exercise caution 20-30 seconds before the end. If you're not epileptic, exercise caution because they're fucking hideous.)"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:979751","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/979751.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=979751"}}],"title":"fic rec: It Came Upon A Midnight Queer by Nary (Garth Marenghi's Darkplace) ","published":"2013-02-28T17:28:21Z","updated":"2013-02-28T17:28:21Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"garth marenghi's darkplace"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"offensive as balls"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fic rec"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fanfic"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"darkplace"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"recs"}}],"content":"The long lost Darkplace Christmas special wraps up some loose, dangly, stumpy ends from the series, here: http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/512857<\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:979509","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/979509.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=979509"}}],"title":"your headline of the day.","published":"2013-01-15T15:11:42Z","updated":"2013-01-15T15:11:42Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"headline of the day."}},{"@attributes":{"term":"chicago"}}],"content":"17 human heads found in package at O'Hare
--WLS (ABC)
\"There was no sign of foul play, according to authorities.\" It actually says that."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:979423","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/979423.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=979423"}}],"title":"your headline of the day.","published":"2013-01-10T22:36:50Z","updated":"2013-01-10T22:36:50Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"nothing to clap about"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"headline of the day."}}],"content":"\"Drug-resistant gonorrhea has come to North America\" -- salon.com
Thank God it's finally out on Region 1!"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:979188","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/979188.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=979188"}}],"title":"annlarimer @ 2012-12-26T11:09:00","published":"2012-12-26T17:09:27Z","updated":"2012-12-26T17:09:27Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"star trek"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"scotty"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"macros"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"hot fuzz"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"simon pegg"}}],"content":"![\"narp\"](\"https:\/\/ic.pics.livejournal.com\/annlarimer\/102181\/187906\/187906_900.jpg\" "\\"narp\\"")
<\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:978721","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/978721.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=978721"}}],"title":"annlarimer @ 2012-08-27T13:38:00","published":"2012-08-27T18:38:31Z","updated":"2012-08-27T18:38:31Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"nintendo"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"unmutual"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"the prisoner"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"games"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"thinking too hard"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"animal crossing"}}],"content":"I've been playing Animal Crossing for the DS for a couple of weeks, and I've finally figured out why it's so disturbing and why I can't stop. It's basically a really adorable version of The Prisoner.<\/i> I'm Number Six (and Number One, since I've got the X button), Tom Nook is Number Two, the bees are Rover, the clothes are stupid, there is no functioning government, every episode begins with me waking up in a strange room, and if I leave, I will only end up in an identical place."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:annlarimer:978534","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/978534.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/annlarimer.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=978534"}}],"title":"fic post: 'REPLY ALL Y\/N?' (hot fuzz)","published":"2012-08-10T20:36:18Z","updated":"2012-08-11T15:33:09Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"fanfic"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"crap i wrote"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"fuzz fic"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"hot fuzz"}}],"content":"TITLE: REPLY ALL Y\/N?
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<\/a>annlarimer<\/b><\/a><\/span> and rosencrantz (<\/a>crantz<\/b><\/a>